My lovely little lidl man,
Stock the shelf, stack the can,
Check out all my shopping too,
And I will check out you.

My heart jump starts,
At this walking work of art,
Put him in my shopping cart,
My supermarket superman,
If I can,
What a jock,
Looks like buns are back in stock,
Scan my shopping, run them through,
And do the same to me, too.

My lovely little lidl man,
Stock the shelf, stack the can,
Check out all my shopping too,
And I will check out you.

I’m so sick of shopping solo,
Come back with me on the metro,
It’s says lidl on your polo,
But you’re big where it counts,
Let’s bounce,
On your break,
Honey ditch that stock take,
Leave your colleagues counting rice,
I’ll drop it lower than those prices.

My lovely little lidl man,
Stock the shelf, stack the can,
Check out all my shopping too,
And I will check out you.

My Lovely Lidl Man

Doric Disorder