Who is there at the door
who are you looking for 
oh please don't knock no more
i don't want to talk to you
(Jehovah's Witnesses assholes)

cause if i don't know you   
and you're not the pizza guy
Don't come here and intrude
you're interrupting me
what do you know..   ..maybe i'm masturbating?

Some people are nothing more then spam, made of flesh and blood
unwanted, unwelcome and hard to get rid off

Some people are nothing more then spam, made of flesh and blood
unwanted, unwelcome and hard to get rid off

if
you enter my domain
then don't you dare complain
about
how i will life my life 
it's not for you to judge
opening my door...  ...naked with a boner (thanks Jason)

if you're offended now
then do please realize
that i would never go
and knock on your homes door
and try and spread...  ..my verbal menuer over you

Some people are nothing more then spam, made of flesh and blood
unwanted, unwelcome and hard to get rid off

Some people are nothing more then spam, made of flesh and blood
unwanted, unwelcome and hard to get rid off


Some people are like spam

I'm in love with a tv star
Troughout the future he's chasing cars
He's not really a movie star
But he lives in my TV

When i come home i take off my clothes
And i flip through all the bad shows
And eventually,
i will land where he,
Has his kingdom of TV

I have seen every show that he's made
I have played his game at the arcade
And i'm following him like the shade
I've seen the hookers that he's laid

He wrote his own biography
But that i have, yet to read
Cause for now it's just a twitter feed
No publisher will, hear his plea

He's not a movie star, his movies goes direct to DVD
But i couldn't care less, cause to me he'll always be the one

Abandoned

I was having what i thought to be, a brilliant idea to revive the concept of breakfast
 - no ill feeling mornings for me.

I was going to aquire a friend, a new addition to the family, 
i was going to plant my very own banana tree.

But nikki told me it'd not be that easy, you can't just decide to grow a banana tree
It requires a jungle or at least extreme humidity

So i went to my all-knowing friend, also known as my neighbours wi-fi connection,
and there i found out that my dream would never come true

Banana Tree

It is only hookers and beggars that celebrate christmas
do you wanna get fucked, give me a dollar for booze
'Tis the season for giving motherfucker so hand me your money
and you can smell my face or my pussy or both

I like traditions especially those founded by the germans
lets take a tree inside and dress it up in crap
with the best of luck you'll get your new socks stuffed full of nedles
and eventually it'll get knocked down by your cat

i like christmas
it is so fake
i like christmas
i really, really do

i like christmas
it's like a global misstake
i like christmas
and i like you too

When you wake up hungover on christmas day
You'll get some presents that you think are totally gay
Then you're supposed to eat until your stomach bleed
And you get drunk again and then at night you breed

Then to join the fun comes all the relatives
And they ask you what you're working with
I lie and say that i make pornography
Just so they won't talk anymore to me
 
i like christmas
it is so fake
i like christmas
i really, really do

i like christmas
it's like a global misstake
i like christmas
and i like you too

I Like Christmas

I was walking down a path one day, in a forrest filled with life
And suddenly in the distance i saw, a tower rising to the clouds
It was the most magnificent view, like an obelisk made of light
As i approached it it's wonders they filled me with happines and with a sense of might

Nuclear power plant you have shown me true beauty
As i stand below gazing at your cooling towers
I feel this is my ultimate goal, a place i can call home
It makes me feel so civilized a man of my time

I decided to take the first step in my new direction
to approach what i've waited for, for so very long
I could feel it radiate and end to deceit and deception
Finally for the first time, i would come back to where i belong

Nuclear power plant you have shown me true beauty
As i stand below gazing at your cooling towers
I feel this is my ultimate goal, a place i can call home
It makes me feel so civilized a man of my time


Harrisburg

I don't know what i should do now
if everything you say is true
it'll turn my world sideways
now that you tell me red is blue

You ask me what it matters
but it  changes everything
we have to repaint the walls
to match that the color scheme

How could i be so bli-hind
it should seem so obvious
i can't tell them apart
now what i'm supposed to do? 

I can't pretend that it's okay
To be a designer
If i am color blind
My whole world is done

Changing my objective
Redirecting my future
canceling my old goals
Striving for some new ones

I have run out of options
There's only one way out
I am going for the lazy way
I am gonna be a musician  


Color Blind

Stop the insanity - The Susan Powter remix

On a seashore, laying around with you
Someone walks by, says get a room you two
Ocean city, drunk the entire day
It was my first time, of roller coaster play

This is the moment i've been waiting for
Just you and i cuddling on the floor of my/your car

There were christians, who built a cross of sand
All i wanted, was to make a pentagram
All the bars were, full of tourist scum
We ended up in, the carny workers bar

I like that you are just like me
We feel the same superiority (over everyone else)

Ocean City

Karl Ekdahl - Vocals, synths, guitar, mandolin
Nicolette Le Faye - Vocals, synths, "drums"
Rusty Burke - Synths, guitar

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