Written, performed, mixed, and mastered by Nasty Tha Mc https://soundcloud.com/nasty_tha_mc and Cozmo Jethro.
Beat by Bluntzilla.

Lyrics:

(Cozmo Jethro and Nasty Tha Mc)
Yo Nasty, you alright man? You're lookin a little twitchy this morning. 

Hold up.

What's goin on?

Ha ha ha. Yo Cozmo!

Whoa, hey.

I'm bout ta, I'm bout ta get reckless (reckless).

(Announcer)
Due to some violent content, parental disgretion is advised.

(Cozmo Jethro and Nasty Tha Mc)
Ummmm, you got me a little bit worried, what the hell, mayne.

Yah, I know! Listen. Wanna hear somethin?

Maybe.

(Nasty Tha Mc)
I got the blueprints how to rob this place.
Get away before anybody gettin hurt.
You wanna hear how the plot yea works?
(Hmmmmmm)

How it thick, how it thicken up.
This what we do, we go in in the cut.
Dressed like some guards.  Yea. O my.
Wonder about the clothes. No lie.

Put everyone in a room, tie them up. (what?!)
Where a TV at? 

(Cozmo Jethro)
Whatcha need a TV for?
You actin crazy mayne, sure.
Let's not tie anybody up.
You gonna get caught and get fucked up.

(Nasty Tha Mc)
Aint tryin ta get caught. We think, yea ahead.
Two bright mothafuckas. Nuff damn said. Ha Ha!

A brain like Stewy, always thinkin of a master plan.
A brain like Stewy, always thinkin of a master plan.
A brain like Stewy, always thinkin of a master plan.
A brain like Stewy, always thinkin of a master plan.

(Cozmo Jethro)
Yo man, what the fuck?!
Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? 
That sucks!

That aint no master plan, shiiit.
That’s a plan to get your ass landed in jail.
Back in the day I did a fair amount of shoplifting.
Never got caught but I still learned the lesson.

Haven’t done that shit in many years.
You want us to rob a bank? Fuck that shit!
I’m not about tying folks up and robbin their goods.
There’s better ways to make money and we could.

Go busking at the amphitheater.
Rock the beat, bust the rhymes.
And bring the heat.
Shiiiittt.

We could write an audiobook about both our lives.
Set it to music, and see if it thrives.

Now Nasty, I’m worried about you man.
You talkin some crazy shit about a master plan.
I know you better man. That aint you.
You’re much calmer than that, your usually cool.

Come on man, get your ass in the car.
We goin to the psyche ward before you fall too far.

Master Plan? (feat. Nasty Tha Mc)

Freestyled, written, performed, mixed and mastered by Nasty Tha Mc https://soundcloud.com/nasty_tha_mc and Cozmo Jethro.
Beat by Nasty Tha Mc.
Scratching by Nasty Tha Mc and Cozmo Jethro.
Outro sample: "So You Want To Be Hardcore" by Biggie.
Cover art by Cozmo Jethro using Microsoft Designer. 
Released October 10, 2025

Lyrics:

(Nasty Tha Mc and Cozmo Jethro)

Yo Cozmo!
Yo Nasty!
It’s about that time!
Yes it is! Let’s rock rock rock rock again!
Ji yi!

Turn up the jam. (yii) Turn up the jam. (Uh!)
Turn up the jam. (turn up that jam). 
You know what to do, pump it up pump it up.
Turn up the jam. (laughs) Turn up the jam. (oh yea!)
Turn up the jam. 
You know what to do, pump it up, pump it up. 

(Nasty Tha Mc)

Two worlds collide. Oh sh, o my!
Whach you get, two fly motha uckin damn guys. (laughs)
Jam oh yea to it. Just the beat like that with a lot a yea fluid. (uh huh)
Aint new to the ish. Always been holdin mics with a tight damn grip. (dat.)

Uh no slip off the tongue of the motha fuckin yii damns it. (laughs)
Always know what we’re gonna say, always know what we’re gonna do.
Shiii by the way. Are ya listenin?
Always two steps ahead. Of a dumb motha f. Do ya hear me? (Two steps ahead)

I told ya yea, we too sexy. 
Like Right Said Fred, all too sexy. (too sexy) (laughs)
Do something, yea the girl text me.
But I never pay her no mind. O my.
Got a dime on my mind, that’s Mary Jane.

Keep me oh yea, motha fuckin sane. 
Do what I do while on the plane.
Check it out, m, I’m older, yea catch flight.
What I mean, aw yea, if ya don’t know.

Now ya motha fuckin know, that. Whoa.
That I be on somethin that’s it. (that’s it.)
Worldwide me and Cozmo, awwww shit!

(Nasty Tha Mc and Cozmo Jethro)

Turn up the jam. (yii) Turn up the jam.
Turn up the jam. (hell yea). 
You know what to do, pump it up pump it up.
Turn up the jam. (turn it up) Turn up the jam. 
Turn up the jam. (yea)
You know what to do, pump it up, pump it up. 

(Cozmo Jethro)

Yea, this is what I say,
This is what I do.
I rock the m m m m m mic too.

Me and Nasty been rockin mics hard.
Love bumpin this ish up in my car.
Yea, I got a Prius but I don’t care.
I got a world class system up in there.

Two 12s as I bump down the street.
Hard to sit still when vibratin my seat. Sweet!
Installed by Fidelity Sound.
By my buddy Jim, oh yea, yea him.

We go back to the 1980s.
1989 to be exact. (huh)
When I first moved here.
Jim put me on the fast track.

Since then, he’s been one of my best friends.
Original Dodomyte Posse member.
When I’m bumpin down the road…
Vibin to me and Nasty as we flow.

We can be heard from another zip code.
Like our bass is about to explode. 

So now it’s time to turn up the jam. Bam!
Me and Nasty always hittin a grand slam.
We keep it real, nothing programmed.
Now take it back to the hook, huh yea damn!
(scratch)

(Nasty Tha Mc and Cozmo Jethro)

Turn up the jam. (yes) Turn up the jam. (yea)
Turn up the jam. (uh). 
You know what to do, pump it up pump it up.
Turn up the jam. (yiii) Turn up the jam. (pow!)
Turn up the jam.(Yea)
You know what to do, pump it up, pump it up.
Turn up the jam. Turn up the jam.
Turn up the jam. 
You know what to do. Pump it up, pump it up…
(outro sample and delay)

Pump It Up (feat. Nasty Tha Mc)

Written and performed by Cozmo Jethro and BobbybPhoolan. https://soundcloud.com/bobby-b-phoolan.
Beat by Villatic https://soundcloud.com/villatic remixed by Cozmo Jethro.
Mixed and mastered by Cozmo Jethro.
Album art pictures of Cozmo Jethro and BobbybPhoolan, put together by Cozmo Jethro using Microsoft Designer.

Lyrics:

(Cozmo Jethro and BobbybPhoolan)
Yo Bobby!

Wuddup Jed !

Remember that Ai bullshit we went through last April?

Hell yeah! I can’t forget homie
that shit was mad whack
it’s like man you can’t trust nobody these days bruh
it’s bad enough we gotta deal with haters
now we against fuckin robots too
like come on!!!!! when will it end
you feel me??????

Oh hell yea!

(Cozmo Jethro)
Does everyone think they’re a musician now?
Back in April, me and Bobby got fooled, wow!
For me, I drank the Ai cool aid.
And me and Bobby didn’t know that shit was lame.

This Ai girl, dropped a track about me mostly,
And at the end, she also mentioned Bobby.
She drew me in with a track that sounded sultry.
Thought she had talent, but she was nothin but Ai.

Before we started I asked about her process.
She said I’ll send you an email about that, yes.
But you know what, that email never came.
In my subconscious I knew that shit was lame.

We created a track together.
Thought that shit was dope.
My friend heard it.
And he was like nope!

He showed me why it was Ai.
Lost my motivation to create, no desire.
On top of that, my wife knew something was wrong.
Fake shit created division, and we couldn’t get along.

Ended up in the psyche ward over this stupid shit.
Man, fuck ai and those that deceive with it! 
Now Bobby, she’s as real as they come.
What say you, about that fucked up situation…?

(BobbyBPhoolan)
Man!!!! Fuck AI and anybody who use it
if you can’t write a song then you shouldn’t do music
all us true emcees sick of all thee abusing
tryna decipher what’s real from the fake confusing
it’s like April all again Yo Bobby ain’t fooling
time to take a real stance against that robot bullshit
especially if they tryna monetize im suing
the way they played my boy had his family feuding
this ain’t a game show wasn’t nothing amusing
he almost lost his mind AI seduced him￼
even played me like a fiddle when I’m hip hop music
stay checking emcees in my nikes just do it
you can’t ride my wave clout chasing is stupid
ain’t no love in this game shooting shots like you Cupid
the visions crystal clear and my dreams are lucid
y’all all a bunch of phony’s and time will prove it ……..
y’all all a bunch of phony’s and time will prove it ……..

Ai Scammer (feat. BobbybPhoolan)

1980

Not Every Song Feels Like A Cosmic Gift 
But This Did
At The Time
I Was Working On A Few Songs
And Felt Like An Open-Faucet Of Songs
'Mary' Was Birthed In The Time It Took To Sing It
And Came So Easily 
That I Didn't Take It's Simple Elegance Seriously 
My Bad - I Do Now
And I Love The Phil Spektor Wall Of Crickets
Outside My Edinburgh Avenue  
Courtyard Apartment
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This Originated As A 'Live' Piano/Vocal 
Condenser Mic Cassette Recording
That I Added A Harmony Vocal To 
When Transferring The Track To 1/4 Inch Tape 
Big Hugs To The Muse - Mary Bergin
And Finally - As A Kid - I Was A Fan Of
The James Cagney Film, 'Yankee Doodle Dandy'
There's A 'Mary' Song That I Always Loved... and maybe borrowed from
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MARY

Yellow Moon So Broken-Hearted
Shining Up Above
Can You Finish What You Started
And Help Her Fall In Love
Mary Oh Mary
I Wait For Your Touch
I Want You So Much
Mary Oh Mary
I’ve Given It All

I Could Want The Seven Seas
With Waves Of Perfect Love
But If I Knew 
You Wanted Me, Then
That Would Be Enough
Mary Oh Mary
I Wait For Your Touch
I Want You So Much
Mary Oh Mary
I’ve Given It All

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MARY

Recorded In 1975 At 'Sound City' 
In Van Nuys, California
With The Help Of Legendary, Dan Dugmore i
Piano & Pedal Steel Guitar
Kenny Edwards - Bass
They Were Amazing 

Previously, I've Been Unable To Post This Remix 
Due To Complications With Numero 
But Now That Outlaws Run The Country
I Figured It's 'Anything Goes 'Time 
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DANCER

Dancer, Dancer 
With Your Eyes Of Blue
Listen To the Patter Of 
A Lazy Tune
The Kind You Heard
When Your Dad Was Here
He Used To Make Your Little Frowns
Disappear
It's Feather Soft 
Like Your Father's Kiss
Your Life Is Mine 
But Your Eyes Are His
Your Tiny Hands 
Wrap Around My Thumb
We'll Live Without A Man 
And Let Those Changes Come
I'll Listen To You
I'm Gonna Listen With My Heart 
You're Gonna See It In My Eyes
Listen To You
Talk About The Lovers &
Laugh About The Lies
Listen To You

Dancer, Dancer
With Your Eyes Of Blue
It Cannot Mean 
That Much To You
But Hearts Are Broken 
Needlessly
And Jesus Ain't The Savior
He Used To Be
Everybody's Gotta 
Hold Their Own
You Go Outside & 
Leave Your Trust At Home
Your Mama Hasn't Lived
Her Life That Way
And Baby Won't Be Makin'
The Same Mistake
I'll Listen To You
I'm Gonna Listen With My Heart 
You're Gonna See It In My Eyes
Listen To You
Talk About The Lovers &
Laugh About The Lies
Listen To You

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DANCER

1972 – Home Demo 
Recorded On Reel-To-Reel Tape
I Taught Myself Piano By Writing Songs 
And Learning How To Play Them
This Seems Like Many Lifetimes Ago
But 'Dancer' Was Only A Couple Of Years Later

THE NEXT DANCE WITH YOU

There’s Method To My Madness
No Sorrow To My Sadness
Babe I Know I’m Just As Sane As You
Sweet Songs Say I’ve Loved You 
But They’re Not Worth Their Rhymes
I Could Sing ‘Em Till I Saw You
And Babe I’d Still Be Blind
I Want The Loving 
That You Got Down In Your Heart
I Want The Next Dance With You  
Oh Lord, The Next Dance With You 

There’s Trouble In My Pocket
And Liquor On My Breath
The Women I’ve Been Seeing Ain’t Been Saints
And If My Thoughts Don’t Met Me 
My Loneliness Will Try
It’s Just That Hard 
To Keep Ya Off My Mind
I Want The Loving 
That You Got Down In Your Heart
I Want The Next Dance With You  
Oh Lord, The Next Dance With You 

Twenty-Two The Hard Way
I’ll Stay For One More Roll
I Think My Luck Is Turning For The Good
Take Me To Your 'Change Of Heart'
She’s A Friend Of Mine
Old Friends Make New Ones 
All The Time
I Want The Loving 
That You Got Down In Your Heart
I Want The Next Dance With You - Oh Lord
The Next Dance With You 

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THE NEXT DANCE WITH YOU

Written In 2016
----
Finally - It Appears This Little 'Ear Wig' 
Is A Not Eligible For #SoundCloud To Make Public
Thanks For Your Continuing Support
------
The Relentless Journey To Old-Age Is Such That...
I Was 66 When I Made This
I'm 75 Now & Have No Idea What's It's About 
Or Any Recollection Of Doing It
BUT, It's Fair To Say...
It's 'Based On A True Story'
Mine
And I Can Hear That I Had 
A Lot Of Fun Doing It 
-----
And My New York "Floor" Flaw?
After A Half-Century In LA
----
And Now In 2025 
This Sounds Like 
A TV-Show Theme 
I Was Probably Trying To 
Impress My Kids
One Is A Cellist & The Other A Former Bassist 
Who Loves 'Snaking' Bass-Lines
-----
And I Love The Way I Sing 'Ken"
And I Did Not Kill Him!
That Was An Exaggeration

WHO DROPPED A PENNY?

Time Was Once
I Remember When
It Was Now 
And Now Was Then
She Was Barbie
So I Killed Ken
Who Dropped A Penny?
Who Dropped A Penny On The Floor?
Who Dropped A Penny?
Who Dropped A Penny On The Floor?

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WHO DROPPED A PENNY?

Photo  1971

241  - Two-For-One
Is Me 22 Years Ago - Age 53
Learning How To Turn 
My Office Desktop Computer 
Into A Recording Studio
Using #garageband & Working 'Loops' Together 
With My Neil Young Chops ES-330  
What I Remember Most About Creating It 
Was Feeling 'Iffy' About Writing Another Verse
Realizing... I Made A Pun & Gave A Piece Of Advice
'Do I Have To Do That A Few More Times?' 
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Thanks 4 Listening!

241

I Woke Up Early 
And It Dawned On Me
If I Buy One Now 
I Get One Free
I Headed Out West 
With The Cavalry
Ya Don’t Mess Around 
With Destiny
Don’t Look Back 
When You’re On The Run
Ya Might Just Miss 
A Two For One

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YOU’LL NEVER KNOW

This Was Recorded At Sound City Studios
In Van Nuys, Ca - Late 1974 - Early '75
With Frederick Ampel Producing & Engineering
Using The Second Moog Synthesizer 
On The West Coast... 
Moog's Were Rare Because
It Took An On-Site Moog-Representative
Who Was Both Keyboard Player & Recording Engineer
Wish I Could Recall The Dude's Name 
Who Managed A Million Patch Cords
And Played Some Lovely Keyboard Parts
I Play The Acoustic & Electric Guitar Stuff
But Cheers & Thank-You To Both Mr Moog & Fred Ampel
For All The Hard Work
----
I Like Earlier Mixes Of This With Less Moog
I Think We Got Carried Away Some
Because The Folk-Singer Thing Was Kinda Done...
But This Is As Close To A Final Mix As We Currently Have
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This Was An Oddly Wistful One...
Mostly Blaming The Girl For Leaving
A Romance... That Never Happened
It Would Seem Like; 
Since This Relationship Was Not Real
She Had Every Right To Step Away From It
But Sure - It's Easy To Play Monday-Morning Quarterback 
With 50 Years Of Hindsight & Say 
'Rich, Wow, You Got That All Wrong!'
 
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW

Go & Make Me Lonely
It Won't Mean A Thing
Go & Take It Slowly 
It Won't Mean A Thing
And Don’t You Worry None
Don’t Worry About Me
I Won’t Let You Down
I’ll Only Let You Be
And You’ll Never Kknow
How Good It Feels To Love You
I Love You

And Hey I’m Sorry If I 
Complicated Things
I Never Meant To Feel That Way
You Know How It Is
And Who’ll Catch The Next Plane?
I’m Not Really Clear
You Mentioned Something But I
Didn’t Really Hear
And You’ll Never Know
How Good It Feels To Love You
To Love You

So Can You Kindly Give Back
All That I Gave
You Took The Calendar
I Just Want The Days
No They Don’t Amount To Much
It’s Just My Keeping Sake
I’m A Little Funny When There 
Ain’t Too Much At Stake
And You’ll Never Know
How Good It Feels To Love You
To Love You

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YOU'LL NEVER KNOW

This May be My Metal 'Mona Lisa'
Now Set To The Catacombs Of Paris
----
The Anger - Originally Directed At Newt Gingrich 
Seems An Appropriate Response To Today's Modern Liars At Large... 
(Extra-Large In This Case)
-----
This From 1994 
Big Thanks To Jim Dean 
& 'All The Jimmys' 
Who Did A Fabulous Job 
Recording My Ravings 
Both Vocals & Electric Guitars 
& Bass & Electronic Drums!
I Find It To Be An 'Elegant Noise'
That's On You, Jimbo
Very 'Helter Skelter' Inspired... Sonically
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YOU TOLD A LIE

You Told A Lie, Motherfucker
And It’s Comin' Back To You
You Told A Lie, Motherfucker
And It Doesn’t Ring True
You Told A Lie, Motherfucker
In Fact, You Told A Few
I Say, Bang! You Told A Lie

Is That A Fly In Your Pocket
Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?
Got Your Finger In The Socket
While Your Holding The Bikini
You Told A Lie Motherfucker
You’re A Total Fuckin’ Weenie
I Say, Bang! You Told A Lie

Please Disregard This Notice
if The Check Is In The Mail
If Not, You Better Turn Around 
And Try To Jump Bail
You’re A Total Motherfucker
And You’re Gonna Go To Jail
I Say, Bang! You Told A Lie

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YOU TOLD A LIE

Thanks For Listening
I've Been Writing & Recording Songs 
Since Age 14 In 1964   
I Couldn't Read Or Write Music
So In Order To Remember My Songs
I Had To Record Them 
By The Late '70s, I Realized 
I Had To Be My Own Favorite Artist  
And Keep Track Of The Songs I'd Written 
Who Knew They'd Keep Me Company In My Old Age?
This Collection Is A 'Musical Diary' 
Of My Life For The Last 60 Years
By Clicking "Playlists" 
You Can Follow My 'Progressions'
By The Decades

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Richard Goldman

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