* What?
* The hell..?!
* Why am I sleeping on a pile of GARBAGE?!
* KRIS! If this is a joke, it's not funny!

Streets

Backstage

SHARP SHOOTIN'

* HOWDY FOLKS!
* It's your favorite ram-bunctious host...
* TENNA!

Price or Dice!

Green Room

* CUT!!!
* THE HELL WAS THAT?!
* I thought we did fine--
* HUSH HUSH!
* THE DIRECTOR is speaking!

The Director

One of the Boyz

* You better be ready for bread-baking--
* Cake-making--
* Heart-attack inducing--
* ACTION!
* You won't wanna miss this one!

Ram-Tenna

* Gee, you three really know how to piss a guy off.
* You ruin all my segments, you plummet the ratings.
* And now you just wanna up-and-leave?!
* If you thought it'd be that easy, well...
* You really are a bunch of IDIOTS.

Pure Tennacity

Bumper

* WHAT?!
* M-My remote, it's--
* HEY! SMILEY!
* I got something for you!
* Mike, we've got to get the HECK outta here!!

A Run For Your Money

Ghost Bullets

* You're in a new place, filled with visages of falsified news.
* This isn't anything special.
* You're filled with the power of regular TV.

Break-it Down

* IS SOMEONE THERE...?
* OH...
* YOU'RE EARLY!
* HA HA HA...
* UM, I WASN'T EXPECTING TO SEE YOU SO SOON.

A Lonely Heart?

* AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?
* GOLLY! THAT'S RIGHT...
* THE SHADOW MANTLE!
* WELL, I'M SORRY KRIS... BUT...
* THIS IS AS FAR AS YOU GO!
* NOW, WE CAN BE FRIENDS FOREVER!!

IDENTITY CRISIS

* H-HEY!!
* KRIS!!!
* PRESS [Z] TO PUT OUT THAT FIRE, DUMBASS!!

Kitchen Nightmare

mike_laugh

* NOW YOU'VE DONE IT...
* GUA HA HA HAH
* You think you're heroes?!
* You kids have just ran yourselves into a trap!
* With this power... the power of the DARK FOUNTAIN.
* I CAN DIRECT THE DARKNESS ITSELF!
* OOH! A world by my own design...
* It's PERFECT.

mike_ex_laugh

* Behold and kneel before--
* The QUEEN OF THE FLOWERS!
* Aah ha ha ha!!

Annbrosia

* Just take a trip into the city of SIGFIELD!
* It's a place where anything can happen!
* ...As long as it's funny and episodic.
* This is gonna suck, big time.
* Alright Kris, let's go.

g.ogg

So Much To See

* H  RL0!!
* WAIT
* I SEE NY  BEFORE
* TH@?

BUG?

* (For a moment, the apparatus began to work...)
* (Only to shut down.)
* (Looks like this battery isn't fresh enough.)

a.ogg

CLUMSY IDIOT~!!

* The thick, humid air is nigh impossible to breathe.
* You are filled with the power of claustrophobia.

HALL OF BRAMBLES

* How would you like to get trounced?
* VILLAIN! / FIEND! / REPROBATE!

song created by rv pine

Battle of the Botanists (ft. Pine)

* (So this is where all the budget went...)

Starline Set

Dumbshow

* The silence is deafening.
* The vibrations are making my head shake.

Trapped

this post doubles as an announcement
the project got far too ambitious and i want to release everything i had finished

please be patient
sorry if its disappointing to anyone

i wanted to remake a lot of things because of the news letter mainly for chapter 4

DIRECT-TO-DARKNESS

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