This dude was yelling shit at EVERYONE who was performing before me. So I told a suicide joke to provoke him into yelling something at me, and he did. "Don't try it, it hurts" and I laid into him with all 400 lbs of rage I have been holding back since I started my set. 

He was so embarrassed from the verbal thrashing, he went to the back of the theater.

Do not shout at comedians. You will be embarrassed by them. Do not shout at me especially.

Druox Destroys A Heckler

Lyrics:

[Intro]

[Verse 1]
Far away and long ago a nightmare for the world could once be seen.
A Necromancer building up an army of robotic devotees.
Fused necromantic spells with modern robot technology.
Imagine all the horrid ways he plans to threaten our society!

[Pre-Chorus]
Death and Darkness rules his mind.
The enemy of humankind.

[Chorus]
Glibnar! The Necromancer
Machinist drawn to Demon's power
Glibnar! The Necromancer
Human souls his greed devours!

Glibnar! The Necromancer.
Searches for the tome of souls.
Glibnar! The Necromancer.
Evil plans to rule the world!

[Verse 2]
For decades he is training.
Deep underground he plots.
His patience slowly waning.
Evil schemes? Yeah, he has lots.

The Tome of Souls is waiting.
Location still unknown.
Until the power's in his hand.
Across the lands he'll roam.

[Pre-Chorus]
Unknown to all who watch online
Dark seeds are being sewn
When he controls the mortals' souls
His presence shall be known

[Chorus]
Glibnar! The Necromancer
Machinist drawn to Demon's power
Glibnar! The Necromancer
Human souls his greed devours!

Glibnar! The Necromancer.
Searches for the tome of souls.
Glibnar! The Necromancer.
Evil plans to rule the world!

[Bridge]
Deep In his lair.
He builds all their shells.
An army of followers fueled by his spells.
An unliving hell!

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge 2]
Human souls left behind, found once more stolen.
An army of followers built from scrap and junk.
He'll one day rule them all.

[Chorus 2]
Glibnar! The Necromancer!
His dreams of grandeur taking flight!
Glibnar! The Necromancer!
The future ruler of the night!

[Chorus]
Glibnar! The Necromancer.
Searches for the tome of souls.
Glibnar! The Necromancer.
Evil plans to rule the world!

[Outro]
Glibnar!

Glibnar The Necromancer

Support the track on Spotify! My first official released single!

https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/druox/i-hate-it-here

Getting ready to release the Glibnar Album for Christmas!

This song is a dark, silly, weird song about how much I hate it here. I hope you like it! Thanks!

DRUOX - I HATE IT HERE

Sigma time
Rizzler Rizzler!
Sigma time
Rizzler Rizzler!
Sigma time
Rizzler Rizzler!
Sigma time
Rizzler Rizzler!  

Get on Roblox, it's time to mew.
I'm gonna get on a sigma grind with you
Drop those pants, and put on these.
Gyatt at a sizzler with a side of cheese


Dab me up til our hands go numb
Troll my facebook friends cuz they're dumb
Glizzys rain from the midnight sky
I'm gonna go and bite that guy

Sigma time
Rizzler Rizzler!
Sigma time
Rizzler Rizzler!
Sigma time
Rizzler Rizzler!
Sigma time
Rizzler Rizzler!

Level 10 Gyatt
Ohio fortnite lego
Victory royale
Skibbity Dob Dob Dob Yes Yes
Someone help me!
I just woke up, where am I?
What am I doing?
I can't think correctly!
My brain is

Rotten.
So brain rotted.
I can't be normal anymore .
I'm rotten.
I can't find purpose.
Someone farted.
I still laugh at farts.
Rotted.

Here comes the Rizzler!
Here comes the Rizzler!

Ah! Ah! He's going to rizz us up!
(Here comes the Rizzler!)
Ah! Ah! He's stroking his chin!
(Here comes the Rizzler!)
Ah! Ah! He's eyeing us up!
(Here comes the Rizzler!)
Ah! Ah! He's making us sin!
(Here comes the Rizzler!)

I am like 90% sure someone said Ohio.

When you're in Ohio
You're going to be Rizzed
Sticking out that Gyatt now 
What the SIGMA!?
I think the Fanum Tax is due
Get your rizzler wallet ready
Or we'll tell Freddy where you're hiding

I am so sigma I can't wait to rizz
I like your gyatt
Let's take a piss

Scream
Shrek mode activated

Hit your gamer pose!
Lemme see your gamer pose!
Hit that gamer pose!
Our rizz will surely grow!

Sigma time
Rizzler Rizzler!
Sigma time
Rizzler Rizzler!
Sigma time
Rizzler Rizzler!
Sigma time
Rizzler Rizzler!

I saw mommy paying fanum tax
Sticking out her gyatt on Rizzler's night!
What the sigma skibbity
If hawk could only tuah
Mommy paying fanum tax

MY BRAIN IS ROTTED

Giant fingers
Giant balls
Giant posters on the walls
Call my father
Call my mom
Call the numbers on the bomb
Lurking creatures
Lurking smells
Lurking features start to swell
I am stinky
I am small
I am living in your wall

I'm unworthy
I am ready for you
I'm untethered
I am leaving soon
Water fowling
I'm no duck
I hate those birds
They all suck

(Giant Giant Giant Giant)

Giant fingers
Giant balls
Giant posters on the walls
Call my father
Call my mom
Call the numbers on the bomb
Lurking creatures
Lurking smells
Lurking features start to swell
I am stinky
I am small
I am living in your wall
Giant fingers
Giant balls
Giant posters on the walls
Call my father
Call my mom
Call the numbers on the bomb

I
Am better than ducks
I
Am better than ducks
I'm
so much better
They can never stop me.

I
Am better than ducks
I
Am better than ducks
I'm
so much better
They can never top me.

I
Am better than ducks
I
Am better than ducks
I'm
so much better
They can never top me.

I
Am better than ducks
I
Am better than ducks
I'm
so much better
They can never stop me

(Giant giant giant giant)

Giant fingers
Giant balls
Giant posters on the walls
Call my father
Call my mom
Call the numbers on the bomb
Lurking creatures
Lurking smells
Lurking features start to swell
I am stinky
I am small
I am living in your wall

I'm Better Than Ducks (GIANT) - DRUOX

A song about not being gay.  for all those "no homo" moments you gay people wish WERE homo.

I'm Not Gay

Don't you touch my dick.
Don't you touch my dick.
Don't even try it.
Don't even try it.
Don't.
Gurl, you know my dick's so sacred to me.
And you know. 
That you can't
get it without my consent.
So the next time you try to slide your hand inside of my pants 
and grab my dick.
just remember:
that you are committing a crime.
I need you to respect my rights as a human being.
And please leave my dick alone.
My dick needs a little space.
Or I will have to chase you out. (of my house)
So stay away from my dick
Just give it a minute right quick.
Please
Don't touch my dick. (Leave it alone)
Please don't touch it
Please don't touch my dick.
Don't touch my dick!

Don't Touch My Dick

A beautiful theme song for my friend RaveRaptor.  If you listen to GoToBed Cast, you'll know who he is.

The Dohnh Song

Like most raps, this is comprised of 100% loops.

Robots and Hatred

I made this cover song today, I was bored.

ARMY OF THE NIGHT [COVER]

Funny Jokes

The Song About The Thing No One Sings About

Credits:
Writer/Performer: Druox
Producer: Planet Dolan

Lyrics:

In my stroller
I'm getting closer
That binky will be mine!

Nothing can stop me
Not even debris
I'm gonna make the record time!

Facing danger
I'm the game changer
Gotta keep on moving quickly

Stroller's burning
Drifting as I'm turning
Making moves others find risky

As I'm closing on the finish line
I see my binky there, it wil lbe mine!
I'm gonna keep my Binky in my heart!
I'm gonna win this race, speed's my art

The stoller flyer
Shock like a wire
When I overtake your mom!

Take me higher
This night of fire
Gonna go off like a bomb!

Gas Gas Gas
I gotta push it to win the day and take my binky Home
Gone in a Flash Flash Flash
I'm gonna pass you and leave you going home alone

As I'm closing on the finish line
I see my binky there, it wil lbe mine!
I'm gonna keep my Binky in my heart!
I'm gonna win this race, speed's my art

I travel faster than the light
For my binky I will fight!

Here's a little lesson in Speed for ye
I'm the fastest baby in history

If you wanna be the winner, count on me
I'll never let you take my Binky

Dejavu!
I'm rolling faster, speed, I am your master
Rocket, rocket
Soon i will see the finish

Line, I go hard
Leave my tire lines charred
in the street
I'm ready for ya

As I'm closing on the finish line
I see my binky there, it wil lbe mine!
I'm gonna keep my Binky in my heart!
I'm gonna win this race, speed's my art

The line's in vision
I'm on a mission
The binky will be mine!

I'm getting tired
til you're aquired
It will not be nap time.

Dejavu!
I'm rolling faster, speed, I am your master
Rocket, rocket
Soon i will have the Binky

In my hand now
Pass me if you know how
I will see
My favorite binky!

As I'm closing on the finish line
I see my binky there, it wil lbe mine!
I'm gonna keep my Binky in my heart!
I'm gonna win this race, speed's my art

As I'm closing on the finish line
I see my binky there, it wil lbe mine!
I'm gonna keep my Binky in my heart!
I'm gonna win this race, speed's my art

As I'm closing on the finish line
I see my binky there, it wil lbe mine!
I'm gonna keep my Binky in my heart!
I'm gonna win this race, speed's my art

Music To Buy McDonalds To

Keep My Binky

People need to hear how great my vocals came out for this song, it's ridiculous. I like just listening to the vocals myself, they're some of the best singing I've done in the last 5 years. Haha

Keep My Binky (Isolated Vocals)

Keep My Binky Iso Vox

Okay, this isn't some simple penis joke.

This is a piece of history I'm sharing with the world.

A long time ago, there was a video game EVERYONE played: Counter-Strike: Source.

Around this time, voice clients were in their infancy, and steam was attempting to make it easier on players by letting them talk, but instead of just detecting voice activity, you could also assign a hotkey.

Around this time someone thought "hey, you should be able to play music over your mic!" and created the "Half-Life Sound Selector" which allowed you to set a hotkey (which could be the same one as your mic) and play music through an output...(or input) and thus. Mic Spam was born.

I'm sure you've heard every mic spam in history, but I didn't let this craze allow me to just copy/paste my annoying sounds! I made my own.

This. Is the first, and best, mic spam sound I ever made/used to get banned from surf servers, get banned from jailbreak servers, make people VERY upset, and some people laugh VERY hard especially when the "song" really kicks off.

And now it's here. Available for free download to the public.

Use it in your videos, use it in your music mashups, use it whenever and wherever you want. You want it? It's yours my friend.

Voice Acting

Penis

The Theme Song from the best series on youtube: Dino Cop!

Lyrics:

7 billion years ago, scientists went back in time to create the perfect crime fighter
From the hardest precincts of the Crustaceous period one lawman has been chosen.
He's the  cure to the degeneration of every nation
with crime crushing feet, convict ripping teeth and claws. And a GUN (voiced by Druoxtheshredder)
He's going to save the day, and rid the entire planet of ALL CRIME!

Scaley power and Jurassic Might
Cold-Blooded Savior arrived to fight

With his human partner and talking gun
He keeps all the bad guys on the run

The world we know will never be the same
If you're evil better learn the name:

Dino Cop!
He's gonna make the crime rate dino drop

Dino Cop!
Til crime is gone he won't Dino Stop

Dino Cop Theme Song

This is what happened at Nintendo Headquarters.

Why the Superstar Saga remakes look the way they do.

New Hands

(He's a phantom. Danny Phantom)

Yo, Danny Fenton, he was just fourteen
when his parents built a very strange machine
It was designed to view a world unseen

(He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom)

When it didn't quite work, his folks they just quit
Then Danny took a look inside of it
There was a great big flash, everything just changed
His molecules got all rearranged

(Phantom, phantom)

When he first woke up he realized
He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes
He could walk through walls disappear and fly
He was much more unique than the other guys

It was then that he knew what he had to do
He had to stop all the ghosts that were commin' through
He's here to fight for me and you!

He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom
Gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom
Gonna catch 'em all cause he's (Danny Phantom)

Danny Phantom Theme Song Cover

One time I found a pair of keys.
And I didn't know who they belonged to.
So I threw them away.
I threw them in the garbage.

Throw Away The Keys

The Best Tenacious D - Tribute Cover In The World

I saw some other versions of it and none of them were by me, so I figured I'd make one so people could hear me do it.

Deja Vu Cover - DRUOX

He did it again!  Here's another shining example of why I'm the best singer ever sometimes.

Lyrics:

Ora mortis
Dolorosa
Sacramentum
Visa fortuna
Bella doro
Heavy metal
Et infernus
Inges gloria

We wait for the call
To break down the wall
To fight for the end of days
We conquer the land
The bible in hand
The glory of war and praise
Are you praying for the final grace?
With power and pride
And God on our side
We follow the holy way

Stand and scream for all the world today
Raise your fist, evangelist
Raise your fist, evangelist

Ave mater dolorosa
Eos crucem lacrimosa
Ave mater dolorosa
Eos crucem lacrimosa

Get down by the roar
We march into war
We strike down the enemy
In triumph of Christ
No pagan survives
To hell if you don't believe
With power and pride
And God on our side
We follow the holy way

Stand and scream for all the world today
Raise your fist, evangelist
Raise your fist, evangelist

Ave mater dolorosa
Eos crucem lacrimosa
Ave mater dolorosa
Eos crucem lacrimosa

Cantus dominus
Lupus animus
We raise in the name of...

Cantus dominus
Lupus animus
We raise in the name of God

Raise, raise, raise your fist
Raise, raise, raise your fist
Raise, evangelist
Raise, raise, raise your fist and pray

Raise, raise, raise your fist

Raise Your Fist Evangelist Cover

Making my way downtown walking fast
Faces pass and I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead just making my way
Making a way through the crowd

And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder

If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you tonight

It's always times like these when I think of you
And I wonder if you ever think of me
'Cause everything's so wrong and I don't belong
Living in your precious memories

'Cause I need you
And I'll miss you
And now I wonder

If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you tonight

I, I don't want to let you know
I, I drown in your memory
I, I don't want to let this go
I, I don't

Making my way downtown walking fast
Faces pass and I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead just making my way
Making a way through the crowd

And I still need you
And I still miss you
And now I wonder

If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass us by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you, if I could just hold you tonight

Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles Cover

As heard in Starter Squad: Episode 9 - The Lizard Slayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozWvFP-vXNY

If you like the song and want to support me for making it for you, please consider buying it! https://druox.bandcamp.com/track/rock-smasher
Lyrics:

*Grunt noises based on other bands*

*Power metal thing in every power metal song*

Slaughtering all who are smaller
And too weak to resist
Your reign of terror is over
I’ll crush your bones with my fist!

You can’t win this time.
I will end your life!

You are the one we despise
Now it’s time for your demise.
You’ll soon feel the brunt, of a force hard and blunt.
It’s time to cut you down to size.

This fight you will never win.
I’ll cleanse the world of your sin.
You murder and lie, with no reason why
There’s no turning back. It’s time. To. Die.

Hundreds of innocents slaughtered
Most in their physical prime.
You killed as you ravaged their homelands
Now you will pay for your crimes.

Your funeral's been penned.
No one will attend!

*Evil Laughter*

(Charmander Sandshrew Exchange Here)

DIE (a lot)

Your time has come.
Your end is near.
You cannot hide.
I smell your fear.
You’re cornered now.
Say your goodbye
One final strike
Now you will-

Starter Squad Sound Track

RPCK SMASHER

ROCK SMASHER

It gets better the longer you listen!

TFW Dinner Time

Featuring lines from

Starter Squad: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYVXcniud_HQ1KmYoc1v5O65Lb5-6bE7p

Heroine's Quest: The Herald of Ragnarok: https://store.steampowered.com/app/283880/Heroines_Quest_The_Herald_of_Ragnarok/

And Northern Mysteries: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDXihKIfb3A

Druoxtheshredder's 2020 Voice demo!

I made this track for a game coming out next year! Check this description in January for a link to it!

Druoxtheshredder

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