This is the narmiest thing I have ever recorded/what do I even do with life anymore

Chibi's convo:
THIS GIRL IS
GUY GIRL VOICE GIRL
GUY??????
WHAT???????????///
CONFUSEEEEEEEEEee
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nO THE OTHER WAY AROUNFFFFFFFFFFFDDDDDDD
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bUT ITS
I THOUGHT
I
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I DONT KNW HOW I FELA BOTUT HS
NO
BUT I
THOGUH
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GUY
hOW IS THIS POSSIBLEEEEEEEEEEEe
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hOW ID LIVE FLIEDS
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bUT I THOGUHT IT WAS  GUY ITS   A GIRL I BE EVERYHTINGS A LIE
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mY LIFE IS A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
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but i thoguht guyyyyyyyyyyyy
i thought
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whtyyy
guyyyyyyyyy
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its a guuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
it has to be a gguuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

mY LIFE IS A LIEEEEEEE

[based on a convo my friend had about DaveJohn and roleplaying on Skype with someone named 6 month old fetus]

6 month old fetus: You are the worst roleyplayer I have ever come across. Are you even trying? Do you even study the character that you are trying to display? It sucks. You literally are THE WORST. Wow, what a coincidence that you like JohnDave--the literal worst ship of Homestuck history. They don't even like each other in a  romantic sense. Neither of them have been confirmed homosexual. There is literally zero clear, obvious evidence towards JohnDave--unless it's been twisted by rabid, "omg YAOIZ xD" JohnDave shippers. Dave looks up to John--respects him for everything he isn't. John is reckless--which is seen by Dave as heroics, and very much a huge asshole who when paired together with Dave would make for a very toxic relationship where Dave's positive attention needs I can guarantee you wouldn't be met. It's like you take yourself and rename yourself Dave. That's basically how you roleplay Dave. It's not even him. It's you using him as a vessel for your toxic ship that will never ever become canon. Your yaoi tendencies are very disturbing. Like, alright, gay, whatever, but do you really have to make everything soooo yaoi? Jesus Christ. I hope you take this as a lesson and go actually study characters before trying to roleplay them. Here are some sources to help you out: 
http://www.msparp-forums.org/showthread.php?tid=390
http://homestuckrpbootcamp.tumblr.com/post/28318807119/so-you-wanna-rp-dave-strider

the worst roleyplayer

[NSFW DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU ARE CONNIE SPRINGER]
Don't judge it was 7 AM and I had no sleep for like 22 hours when I recorded this
Original post: http://ravenstag-in-the-impala.tumblr.com/post/89923245567/so-i-was-looking-at-the-comments-in-shrek-is-love
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I was only 17 years old, I loved Attack On Titan so much
I had all the merchandise and episodes
I pray to Armin every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’d been given
"Armin is love" I say "Armin is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a weeaboo
I knew he was just jealous for my devotion to Armin
I called him a titan, he slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I’m crying now, my face hurts, I lay in bed and it’s really cold
I feel a warmth moving towards me, it’s Armin! I am so happy
He whispers in my ear “On that day, humanity received a grim reminder”
He grabs me with his small shota hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I am ready, I spread my ass cheeks for Armin, he penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Armin
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force, I want to please Armin
He screams like a majestic eagle as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in, Armin looks him straight in the eye and says “Armin, Armout”
Armin flies on his 3DMG through my window
Armin is love, Armin is life

Armin is Love, Armin is Life

Enjoy my moments of fangasming over the Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair 2nd Official Trailer that was recorded on July 9th. Also, if fairy/pixie voices are your trigger, or if anything annoying or high-pitched is your trigger, I suggest that you don't listen to this nonsense. I am a fairy.

Link to the 2nd Official Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvV3s6lpt5o

dRiZZLe NO

it must be done
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recorded by Watch Out! An Skeleton and DrizzleRizz
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moose: (( my friend was just asking me
moose: (( what id to
moose: (( if i got a girl pregnant when i turned 16
moose: (( and i
DAEV: ((im
moose: (( same
DAEV: ((were
moose: (( all
moose: (( in this
moose: (( to ge ther
DAEV: ((everyone
DAEV: ((join the fun
DAEV: ((somethign something
DAEV: ((make our dreams come trueeeeeeeeeeeeee
DAEV: ((i dont
DAEV: ((i dont know that one verse
moose: (( i h8 hsm
moose: (( so thats all i know
moose: (( we're all in this together, dundudun, dundudn, dudnbioadsjfjdkjfdlksjfkeedkj
DAEV: ((hsm is the shit
DAEV: ((WERE SOARRIINNN
DAEV: ((FLYYINNN
DAEV: ((THERES NOT A STAR IN
DAEV: ((HEAVENN THAT WE CANT REACHH
DAEV: ((IF WERE TRYIGIGNG
DAEV: ((SO WEER BREAKTING FREEEE
DAEV: ((YOU KNWO THE WORLD CAN SEE USSS
DAEV: ((IN A WAY
DAEV: ((TAHTS DIFEFERNT THAN WHO WE AREEE
DAEV: ((CREATING SSPACE BWEETEEN US
DAEV: ((TILL WE SEPPRARET OUR HERARTSS
DAEV: ((BU YOUR FAITNH
DAEV: ((IT GIVE S ME STREENGHTHT
moose: (( stio =p
DAEV: ((STHTRHENNTHH
DAEV: ((TO BELIIVEEE
DAEV: ((WERE BREAKKINGG FREWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
DAEV: ((WERE SOARRIGNGNG
DAEV: ((FLYYIYNGNGNG
moose: (( u suck
moose: (( u eat big cock
DAEV: ((TEHRES NOT A STAR IN EHACVEN THAT WE CANT SREEAH
DAEV: ((IF WERER TRIYNG
DAEV: ((EYAH WERE BREAKIGN SFFRRREE
DAEV: ((OH WERE BEKAGIN FREE (OHHH EYAHHHHH)
moose: (( fucking
DAEV: ((CAN YOU FEEL IT BULILIDING
moose: (( i dont kno where your goin but do you got room for one more
moose: (( troubled soul
DAEV: ((LEIKA A WARE THE OCVEAN JSUT CANT CONTRALOlL
moose: (( i dont know where im goin but i dont think iM COMIN HOME
DAEV: ((COONENCTED BBY A FEELING
moose: (( and i said
DAEV: ((OH IN OUR VERY CSOULS (EVRY SOUldD OGOHHHH)
moose: (( ill check in tomorrow if i dont wake up dead
DAEV: ((RISING ITLL IT LIFTED UP
moose: (( this is the road to ruin
moose: (( and we're starting at the end
DAEV: ((SO EVERONY CAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
moose: (( say yEAH
DAEV: ((WERE SOARTING
DAEV: ((FLYINNNN
moose: (( LETS BE ALONE TOGETHER
moose: (( WE CAN BE YOUNG FOREVER
DAEV: ((TEHRE SNOT A STAR In HEAVEN TAHT WE CANT REAHCH
DAEV: ((IF WEER TIYNG
moose: (( SCREAM IT FROMT HE TOP OF UR LUNGS LUNGS LUNGS SAY YEAH
DAEV: ((YEAH WEER BERAKJGIN FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
moose: (( LETS BE ALONE TOGETHER
DAEV: ((HOHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WERE BEAKIGN FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
moose: (( WE COULD STAY YOUNG FOREVER
DAEV: ((MORE THAN HOEP
DAEV: ((MORE THAN FaITHT
moose: (( WELL STAY YOUNG YOUNG YOUNGYOUN G YOUNG
DAEV: ((THIS IS THRUHG
DAEV: ((THIS IS AFTE
DAEV: ((AND TOEHREGTH
moose: (( IM SERIOUS FUCKING STOP THAT SHIT
DAEV: ((WERE SEE IT COMGING
DAEV: ((MOER THAN U
DAEV: ((MORE THAN ME
DAEV: ((NOT A NEED
DAEV: ((BUT A WNAT
DAEV: ((BOTH OF US ARE BREAKIGN FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
DAEV: ((SOARRINNNNNNN
DAEV: ((fLYYYINGG
DAEV: ((TEHRES NOT A STAR IN EHAVEN THAT WE CANT REACH
DAEV: ((IF WERET RTINYg
DAEV: ((EYAH WERE BRAKIGN FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DAEV: ((EAH WER BEAKGIN FREE (OHH EAYHHHH_)
moose: (( im done
DAEV: ((WHAOAA
DAEV: ((RUNNIGN
DAEV: ((CLIGMGIGN
DAEV: ((GET TO THE PLATCe
DAEV: ((TO BE ALLT HAT WE CAN BEEEEEEe
DAEV: ((NOWS THE TIME
DAEV: (( (NOTWS HT E TIEM_)
moose: (( wait til you're announced
DAEV: ((SO WERE BERAKGIN FREEEEEEEEeee
moose: (( we've not yet lost all our graces
moose: (( the hounds will stay in chaiiaiiaiians
DAEV: ((OHH WERE BERAKIGN FREE (OHHHHHHHHHH)
moose: (( look upon your greatness and you'll send
moose: (( the call out
DAEV: ((YOU KNOW THE WORlD CAN SEE US
DAEV: ((IN A WAY THATS DIFFERENT
DAEV: ((FROM HWHOO
DAEV: ((WEEE
moose: (( send the call out send the call out send the call out send the call out send the call out send the call out send the call out send the call out
DAEV: ((AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
DAEV: ((k im done
DAEV: ((that was my time to shine
moose: (( call all the ladies out
moose: (( theyre in their finery
moose: (( a hundred jewels on throats
DAEV: ((wtf ur gay
moose: (( a hundred jewels between teeth
moose: (( ur gay

HSM Fans

HOw old are u?? tWELVE??? THIRTHEEEN???? FOURTEEN???? CGET OF TUMBLER U TEENAGE SCuM TUmBLR IS ADULTZ ON>LY CANT uTELL THERE!! !PORNRN IMAgE S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!PORN@!!!!!! (SC$REAMING) GO BACK 2 FACERBoOK ANd POST ABOUT MIDdLESCHOOL YOURe NOT Mature ENOUGH FOR TUMBLER.COM!!! TUMBELR IS FOR 90S KIDS ONLY GET OFFF

http://drizzlerizz.tumblr.com/post/90383766293/sexwithmisha-nyehs-how-old-are-u-twelve

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a part of an audition for a Vocaloid project back in July that I didn't end up sending in auditions for ouo I might actually make a full cover of it in the future !!

credit to amy9977, who drew the art!

world is mine - excerpt

its 12:25 am and i literally cant sing for shit rn so here you go
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aladin
ive never seen that movie but i thnk i have a erocring of me singign that song
it goes a little something like
something somethign
a new fantastic point of view
something something i can show you the world
shining shimmering splendid
somethign somethign tell me
when did u last let ur heart decide
its a whole new world not the old one
somethin something la la
la la la something la la
i dunno la la
something heart world something
????????????????????????? ITS A WHOLE NEW WORLD
     - elli

la la la something la la

So I sung this for an audition... buuuut I wanted to upload it because I thought it was kind of? decent / why the hell not.

Credit to supercell, who composed the music for BLACK ROCK SHOOTER, and to Hatsune Miku, who sung it. Credit to me for the vocals in my cover.

eldriss

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