Triumph in the Stink

The Knights of Emesis (AKA Regurgitants), a militant faction that sees modern medicine as a form of idolatrous praising of false tubes, makes themselves known and triggers the Great Schism. A celebrated GI doctor’s wedding is violently interrupted by a Knight of Emesis who publicly de-throats the officiating priest and declares the old gods dead. 

Lyrics:
"[Verse 1]
The cathedral hums, guests whisper and cheer,  
A famous GI doctor stands, love shining clear.  
Vows are spoken, rings are aligned,  
A sacred moment, peaceful and kind.  
But shadows stir, a figure moves through the pews,  
A cloak falls back, revealing a threat to all who muse.

[Chorus]
The old gods are dead! A roar fills the hall,  
The Knight of Emesis strikes, the priest starts to fall.  
A sudden, violent motion, a gasp, a scream,  
Blood and chaos ripple through the sacred dream.

[Verse 2]
Other cloaks fall as the crowd turns in shock,  
Figures emerge, a militant flock.  
"We are the Knights of Emesis!" the leader cries,  
The Tube must flow backward, a rule they idolize.  
Guests stumble and flee, unable to believe,  
The wedding shattered, no one can grieve.

[Chorus]
The old gods are dead! The flow shall rise!  
Screams echo upward, panic in every eye.  
The ceremony destroyed, vows ripped apart,  
The Tube convulses violently, a shocking start.

[Bridge / Instrumental]
[Build chaotic tension with bass synth and industrial percussion. Layer choir voices rising and collapsing. Swelling synth pads create urgency. Tempo climbs as the climax approaches.]

[Outro]
The Tube has fractured, the world sees the schism,  
A violent declaration, a sudden baptism.  
The Knights of Emesis have arrived, chaos sown,  
From this wedding, Tubism’s splintering is known."

The Old Gods Are Dead

Dr. Squanch

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