I straight up liked this because I heard Beck's song. Rest of the song sounds great :D

WORKING CLASS OSTRICH

Wednesday | Saukrates ft D-Sisive

D-Sisive - Glorious

From the mixtape: The Great Mr. Nobody [available September Something|2014] 

Music hijacked from: Beck's Loser [ www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE ] 

Last verse hijacked from: N.W.A.'s 8 Ball [ www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ofiMiCDBq4 ] 

Artwork: Justin 'Chokeules' Lepine [@chokeules ] 
Producer: Beck, Carl Stephenson & Tom Rothrock 
Mixed: Rob 'Muneshine' Bakker 
Recorded by Tim 'Timbuktu' Wallace @ FUN, Toronto, Canada. 
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In the time of chimpanzees 
I was an ostrich 
On the CN Tower, wearing aviator goggles 
With the parachute off 
Swan dive in the Sky Dome 
Land on third base and ask Lawrie for a ride home 
Under|Bonnie Raitt|ed...Giving you something to talk about 
The Illuminati the Illuminati gossips 'bout 
And you better watch your mouth when God's around 
I'm never in the mood to monkey bar around 
Two left feet on the dance floor, breakin' 
Listening to Kenny Loggins, Hash browin' with the bacon 
Feeling gigantic like Andre in Legoland 
High kicking like Glover on Letterman 
Banned in America...Banned in the Netherlands 
Trying to get love from the kids like Neverland 
Jesus juice with Feldman on the ranch 
Chillin' at the Grammys with Webster on my lap 
. 
I wrote a letter to the president 
I wrote a letter to the prime minister 
And the letter said… 
There’s a new sheriff wasted on aggression 
With two loaded weapons in a holster on my denim 
A scrambled egg brain 
In a Reagan mask, addressing the nation in a Chretien impression 
A French Canadian with a hall pass 
White, dressed in all black 
Posing for the camera like Diana in a car crash 
Tabloid fodder 
A flamboyant father 
A man with a talent that can’t support his daughter 
With fanboys hanging from his every noun uttered 
And youtube haters who should have drowned in mustard 
Stupid motherfuckers, double-parking by a hydrant 
Nodding off, staring at the inside of their eyelids 
Haters on me for the title I'm holding 
Eazy E's fucked up and got the 8Ball rolling 
. 
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare 
Trying to fall asleep 
Wide awake in a night terror 
Trapped in the body of a baby in a high chair 
Dick Clark...Dropping balls in Times Square 
Fuck Seacrest 
A Dunkleman regret 
A devil's reject with two Dom Deluise breasts 
Guy Fierri in a 69 Chevy 
Drunk driving 
Taking bites from a pile of spaghetti in his lap 
Turquoise jewellery shining 
I'm too Slick Rick 
I'm ruling the asylum 
Ladi Dadi...Leaving studio's blazed 
LV sweating, rocking Coolio braids 
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D-Sisive | Bozo Nightmare

The basement. 1997. Alone in a room. Looping open instrumental parts with a dual cassette player. Recording verses on a tape recorder. No microphone. You can hear the room. Verses written for yourself. No fans. No studio. No engineer. No interest. No manager. No booking agent. No strategy. No music journalists. No bloggers. No industry. No grants. Nothing to lose. Everything to prove. aboyinaroom.

The basement. 2015. Alone in a room. Ripping instrumentals off YouTube. Recording verses on Garage Band. USB microphone. Pantyhose stretched over a clothes hanger. You can hear the room. Verses written for yourself. A few fans. No studio. No engineer. No interest. No manager. No booking agent. No strategy. No music journalists. No bloggers. No industry. No grants. Nothing to lose. Everything to prove. aboyinaroom.

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D-Sisive | Violent J

I made this in my bedroom.

Lyrics: D-Sisive
Instrumental: Pacewon|I Declare War

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Home is where my heart beats
Where my coat and my hat hang
Where the haters aim spit at your batwing
Cuz every hater is a rapper with a rap name
You will never hear of
But in their bedroom mirror
They see Kanye in their camo Foot Locker thermal spitting
Whatever diarrhea they had written
To whatever Chief Keef beat they had sitting on their PCs
Combine the two and get a feast of fucking feces
Between choruses sung with weak harmonizing
Through autotune, that sounds like a fax machine dialing
A fax machine played on 93.5, and…
This is the toilet where I swim
Home is filled with class clowns
Where Drake Graham says ‘mans’ and speaks Bakardi Slang now
Where we actually believe we’re on the map now
But the planet only wants to hear one of us rap now
I don’t care if DJ Trap from Idaho
Played your shitty Chief Keef dub on his college show
At 5 in the morning, when Idaho-ans eyes are closed, and…
Smiling and snoring, dreaming about their shite recordings
Your genetics aren’t designed to blow
Your genetics are designed to mop up Taco Bell’s dining floor
And dream of one day climbing up that high promotion
Putting cheese on beef till you retire, holmes
Home is where the buffalo roam
Rap about the Rolls Royce then take the bus alone, home
In old, torn Hulk|Mark Ruffalo clothes
Runnin’ tings…
But couldn’t book a Buffalo show
Call a sports bar and book a Buffalo show
Poster Walden Galleria letting Buffalo know
The king of Cheektowaga’s on Buffalo soil
Performing his hits while all of Buffalo’s home
Yell at the soundman cuz his muffled, dope quotes
Aren’t loud enough for the bored Buffalo ghosts
“Prices slashed at Lockport’s Gambino Ford
Free hot dogs for the kids!”
Home is where my heart beats
Where my hat and my coat hang
Where yesterday’s news ignore their toe tag
Spending their whole day remembering when
Stuck in 1997 when their 12inch was pressed
And won’t accept nobody wants to hear their record again
They’ll never be the center of attention again
I don’t mean to be mean or disrespectful to them
But it’s hard to be respectful when you’re better than them
And you get dissed like you’re the reason their relevance is dead
Grampa forgot to take today’s medicine again
A shattered lightbulb
A dim lit star
Melted ice cream
A 6” God

#aboyinaroom

D-Sisive | 6" God

producer [sample stolen from]: Sigur Ros

mixed: Rob 'Muneshine' Bakker
recorded by Tim 'Timbuktu' Wallace @ FUN, Toronto, Canada.
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This song is my baby. My peak. What I consider to be my greatest verse. Every new verse I write, or have written, I go in with the intention to crush this one. I never have.

The stolen Sigur Ros song is featured during the end of the James Franco film, 127 Hours. The music completely blew me away. Made the visuals super fucking powerful. I had to write something to it. I got home [40 High Park Avenue-my then apartment] and headed straight to my computer to search the soundtrack. Bought this of iTunes and started planning. 

The verse had to be powerful. Had to match the mood. Had to be epic. I've never spent as much time on a verse as I did this one. It's fucking ridiculous, but I think it took me longer to write this than Jonestown 2 in its entirety. I spent 2 weeks on this, which is unheard of for me. What made this extra special is it was recorded in 1 take. The final recording was supposed to be Tim's microphone level check. The levels were fine and I kept going. Evidence of this is my friend, Kyle Lundie's "fuck" response you hear at the end of the song, right after the paper crumple and booth door open. It was fucking intense.

The song was listed on Strombo's top 100 songs of the year for whichever year it came out. 2011? 2012? One of those. And a year or so after its release, I received a photo on Facebook from a fan, Chris Hall [who has since become a friend], of himself and a fresh tattoo he had just gotten of the words If I Live To See Tomorrow across his entire chest. The photo was so fucking overwhelming it brought me to tears. I talk about it in my song [un]Answered Prayers, which is also posted on this page. I hope you like it.
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D-Sisive | If I Live To See Tomorrow

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1. Gary [introduction]
2. Dogtooth
3. Fuck Richard Attenborough
4. Fuck Paul Molitor
5. Brad's Dad
6. Rupert Pupkin
7. Fuck Bobby McFerrin

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