"Ice Up Baby!"
 Ice up Baby, Ice Up baby
All right stop, Panther-Fan and LISTEN
now we’re back to the winning tradition
SOMETHING got the team inspired
early this year thought the coach was fired
WILL IT EVER STOP? Yo – I don't know
but we need to keep on winning, fo sho
Moving the chains with a QB scramble
Smitty is more than DB’s can handle.

WONDER what the Pats were thinkin’
got smacked down like Janoris Jenkins
TALIB, “just another notch in the bedpost”
Smitty is the one that DB’s dread most
Now we got a team that can make some PLAYS
Got 2 wins in the last 6 DAYS!
If there was a problem, Luke gonna solve it
pick up the flag, if the referee calls it

Ice Up Baby, Ice Up Baby

"Ice Up Baby!" (Steve Smith Tribute)

A parody/tribute dedicated to recent events in my life.

What Happened To My Foot

"Panthers Creedbomb"

Super Bowl is in session
The Panthers are in
 And it looks like Cam is gonna prove
 All the haters wrong again
 J-No is Batman
 TD’s arm is made of steel
 Not even a broken foot
 Is keeping Jared Allen off the field
 J-Stew is gaining ground
 While Peyton’s running for his life
 Defense is flying all around
Turn the Sheriff into Barney Fife
 
Should be Dabbin’
 Sunday evening
 When we’re ahead
 Offense is scoring
 And it’s our time

 (And I said oh) So I celebrate with pride
As I hold my hand up high
 My head low on the other side
 (And I said oh) Watchin’ all the Bronco fans cry
 As I hold my hand up high
 Drop my head on the other side


Panthers CreedBomb (My Own Prison)

GoodJakeBadJake

In all seriousness, I really like Jake Delhomme.

BenchDelhomme

Fox&Hurney - Ville

The radio station didn't have the balls to play this one. Smitty was ready to hit T-Bone.

He Pissed Off Smitty

NOT ME singing on this one! But I'm proud of what I did on the lyrics. ;)

Here We Go Again

When we had a different QB every week and Feely was our only option at the time? geez...

Do You Feel Like We're Screwed?

That's The Jake

I dissed Olindo Mare when he missed a big kick. Although I heard he kicked it with his non-dominant leg. Also, he lives locally, so no offense, dude!

That's Our Mare

This was a tribute to "Sports Flash Girl", Britney Cason. I had the honor of meeting her once. Sadly, she passed away a while back.

Sports Flash Girl

Jakey Come Back

I spent all last year trying to get you run out of this town
Doing anything just to get you off of this team
But now you’re gone and we just keep on losing again
Trying to release you was just a waste of time

Jakey come back
Any kind of fool could see
This team sucks…even worse without you
Jakey come back
You can blame Fox & Hurney
I was wrong
And we just can’t win without you

Jakey Come Back

I've finally compiled all (or at least MOST) of my parody songs in one place for all to enjoy.

David Staples Parodies

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