Something I did while on summer trip, isolated, offline, and didn't know how to finish, so I guess it is finished lol.

Dua Lipa - Break My Heart
Eminem, Nate Dogg - Shake That
Daft Punk - Around The World
Billie Eilish - No Time To Die
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc
Dua Lipa - Don't Start Now
Justin Sharvona - Buck Bumble
Weezer - Island On The Sun
The Doors - Riders On The Storm
Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive
Will Smith - Wild Wild West
Maroon 5 - Animals
DMX - X Gon' Give It To Ya

TOILET SOUNDS

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I probably put too much effort into this, but who gives a damn.

SOURCES:
School of Rock Hawaii 5-0 Drum Fill (for copyright blockage)
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Can't Stop
The Killers - Somebody Told Me

Chili Killers

pov: you just got this letter in your mail

Hey there, the reason why I upload this soundtrack is because that sound was from one of the Riddle School. It's a game. There was Riddle School games and Riddle Transfer games on Newgrounds. The games are made by Jonbro or Jonochrome. 

Here's the link to him and the games. --> http://www.newgrounds.com/playlists/view/e2abf0a4b621ec85eae96a896367bc71

:)

ParagonX9 - Blue Sky

How Low Can You Smash Bro (Extended Music Version)

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

how the fuck do you guys not know un owen was her holy shit

un owen jelly time

I can't be the only one on Soundcloud who appreciates Halo 2's soundtrack, right?

'Till I Impend

Martin O' Donnell's masterpiece of an orchestral.

Halo 3 - Warthog Run The Complete Extended Version

I probably won’t follow you back 🫤 

My name is Walter Hartwell White.
I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104.
This is my confession

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