Hymen - Breaker

Go on...have a cheeky wank. You'll thank me later.

Don't Hate Masturbate

She's fit, she's available, she's your mum and I'm going to bang her.

I want to bang your mum

Fantasy

You're not a man until you've had blood on your sword.

Blood On Your Sword

Imagine the best porno you've ever seen. 
Now imagine lending it out to a friend, and never seeing it again. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you; Kittens five.

Kittens five

She wants to make me her bitch...and I like it.

Legs Akimbo 

Bitch

A celebration dedicated to all those beautiful, full-figured ladies.

Stick girl

I've been having dirty thoughts about you...

I want you

Find me someone who dislikes boobs, and I'll show you a liar.

Duke_Mercator