My first attempt at recording a podcast goes horribly wrong.

EPISODE 1: A HUGE MISTAKE

An interview with a little boy quickly spirals out of control. Chaos ensues. My brain is still leaking.

THE PATRIOTIC RISE OF LIL' JEFFY

I suddenly felt compelled to record this. It's been overdone, and reposted far too often over the years, but people always asked me to do it, so I figured why the hell not.





***What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.***

Navy Seal copypasta

TALKIN' BOUT FAST FOOD COMMERCIALS

i don't actually remember recording this. i had a very bad fever. i think i actually died. i'm pretty sure i'm a ghost now. pray 4 me.

DANCING WITH CHEESEBURGERS

Batman and Bane finally settle their differences and come together to make beautiful music with each other. Truly heartwarming.

Batman & Bane Sing A Duet

THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

To read along, click here: http://i.imgur.com/MZbLipS.jpg

You are trapped in a world of CHICKEN NUGGERS.

I'm a voice actor fella who enjoys creating improvised audio skits.

 If you'd like to hire me for a voice-over role, feel free to email me at 
RoboGravy@Yahoo.com

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