Ay Up, Me Ducks
How’s thas doin’ like?
This episodes is the Warhammer Fantasy Battle special! we chat about our lists we are using and the game we played. Feels nice to have the old movement trays back under our feet to be sure!
Also we go IN on AOS as per.
World Peace can’t be done.

Middle Earth Crisis

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Middle Earth Crisis Episode 11 Back to the Old World.

Well met fair maidens,
The boiz are back in town…at last!
We got together and had a great chat and an absolute riot talking fads, RPG’s, podcasts, and the 80’s action film Red Dawn.
Check out links to the DXP Judas Halo RPG module and our mate Henry’s Caer Mundus book!
https://corehammer.bigcartel.com/
https://humanenergyfield.bigcartel.com/product/caer-mundus
Remember….snakes don’t hiss hun. Keep your circle small.

season 4

Dungeonpunxxx Season 4 Epiosde 10 - DXP vs The Sad Bee

Ay up duck how thas doin'? 
Just wanted to give a massive tank you to everyone who donated up to now for the raffle.
This episode Paulo scares himself with a podcast about fairy’s, we talk about the game of Mothership we've been indulging in and get into our Warhammer army’s project AKA WAP....not to be confused with the cardi B chune.....or maybe it should be?

middle earth crisis

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Middle Earth Crisis Episode 15 featuring WAP

Howzat!!!
Imagine liking Cricket? Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.Madness mate. Madness.
This episode we are joined by our illustrious and generous painters from our charity raffle -beared_painting, warhazza40k and cupboard_of_shame. We also found the role playing version of Karl Pilkington from Dungeonpunxxx podcast to talk about all things that an idiot like him finds interesting.
Jah bless
also.....thanks again for everyone who was involved....we raised MEGA BUCKS for The Pankhurst Trust (https://pankhursttrust.org) which is Manchester's largest specialist provider of domestic abuse services. Brought a tear to our eyes!

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Middle Earth Crisis Episode 16 featuring The Squadron

Now then, now then
Hope everyone is well? thats nice.
So we finally sat down over "the zoom of roleplaying ramblings" (Grognard files TM) after our mixer expolded round at Agers!
We talk CoC, books, Lord of the rings, the 15 year old but brand new to us Middle Earth Strategy Battle Game, playing 5th edition 40k and some questions from the discord.
The last 10 minutes is us literally falling to pieces.
For all those that still listen....we salute you!

Season 5

Dungeonpunxxx Season 5 Episode 1 - DXP Return of the KINGZ

Alright my dudes
hope you aint all melting like at the end of the documentary film "The Snowman"
this episode Paulo and Connor chat about stranger times for whats probably the 15th time, our little MESBG battle company day we did a few weeks back, getting back into WAP and of course we look at the GW website live for a half an hour while we do a podcast.
toodles!
MEC

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Middle Earth Crisis Episode 21 featuring munchy box

alright peeps
Did you know that the first song on Jesus Jones "Doubt" has got a sledgehammer TV show sample at the star? I'd forgotten! Sick innit that!
This episode we do a little Q and A with the dino king himself JCB, discuss the usual dxp shit. curry, games and what’s the best primordial lizard. 
ALSO.........we announce the raffle prizes!!
As always, we appreciate you supporting us..
one love
MEC

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Middle Earth Crisis Episode 23 featuring Arc'teryx

I wish it could be MEC drop everyday!
Today we introduce a new presenter but old friend JCB to the roster.
Listen to us chat about one page rules, see how much Connor hates Middle Earth Strategy Battle Game this month and Georgian Antiques (obvs). 
We don’t even get round to touching dinosaurs…because JCB is still under investigation.
ENJOY!
MEC

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Middle Earth Crisis Episode 24 featuring Scoop

Alright my dudes
whats Chrimbo scene sayin'?
Little suprise on the intro there eh? eh?
This episode we chat to the squad and see whats going down with our boizCupboard of Shame, Warhazza, Rob of fire, Bearded Painting and the human Skaven himself Chief Chipperz.
Raffle draw is delayed due to illness but be reet!
Much Love 
MEC Squad

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Middle Earth Crisis Episode 25 featuring The OG dogz

Whoop there it is!
new pod up and the boiz disuss what we have been painting, The king of queens, square bases and obvs 5th ed 40k.
You cant say we ain't current!
What can we say...we're just normal men....we're just innocent men!
Rest in Power Lance Reddick
One Love
MEC

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Middle Earth Crisis Episode 27 featuring Doug Heffernan

New format, who dis?
so the lads have had a reshuffle and have a new format which is exactly the same as the old format...absolute mind boggling these lot are!
this episode Connor talks about making a cake with 3 ingredients, they have an argument about having no fads and having read no books, painting talk and general flim flam.
in our new segment, Wildings Wild things, Paulo highlights the amazing work of Stefano Balestreri, aka Ste. So have a gander at his insta while the lads chunner on otherwise you're just listening to them talk about the internet (see nothing has changed!)
https://www.instagram.com/balestreri_ste_/
we've also added in a suggested band section at the end....this episode its the unreal Syndrome 81 from France with the song "Futur périmé" from their stellar  2022 album "Prisons Imaginaires"!
Get onto it my dudes!
Jah Bless
MEC
KINGZKINGZKINGZ

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Middle Earth Crisis Episode 28 featuring Wildings Wildthings

"And once again we get attached
And think we've found the answer
Here we go again....Here we go again!"
Chune that one innit!
the lads are back chatting shit about painting, buzzing about panel lines and gaming in 2023...and obvs moaning about the heat in true northern style.
it also sounds like Paulo is in that shop at the start of Shaun of the Dead for some reason too.
Shout out to Brendan as always.
this weeks band is Lungfish 
https://open.spotify.com/artist/2aeccL0hsJAfsP56dRdrBI
this weeks Wildings Wildling is Bretonian Army Painter on insta
https://www.instagram.com/p/CtsOa4VNeMm/?igshid=MTBlZjE4YzMxOA%3D%3D

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Middle Earth Crisis Episode 29 featuring Chorley FM

oh helloooooo
you know how every superhero has their origin story? Well welcome along to the MEC story!
Pauli, Connor and JCB weave the story web of how they got into this while also letting you know what they had for tea, the value of the M&S yellow sticker coleslaw/potato salad double dipper and what they have bene doing hobby wise.
JCB makes a promise to paint some more Vostroyan Firstborn (he wont) so he has a playable army, Connor waxes lyrical about how he has organised his hobby to maximise his output while Paulo once again tries to justify the absolute insanity that is dry pot noddle eating.
Music recommendation this week from the ModFather himself....Viagra boys.
https://open.spotify.com/artist/2nAKP6etu8wXNnezKXgqgg

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Middle Earth Crisis Episode 30 featuring How the AoS Avengers Assembled

howdy partners
how goes it?
on this episode the squad talk about how boring JCB thinks Dune is, how little painting has been done by them all, how much they cant understand GW changing 40k 10th, curried eggs, savoury trifles and Paulo's hatred of aubergines.
As a little special, the team have a chat about their journeys into Weathering. dont fear the chipping and sponging just go to town!

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Middle Earth Crisis Episode 31 featuring The Weathermen

oh what!! 
little early xmas pressie innit my dudes!
the lads are back to spread some early christmas cheer before Santa empties his sack over your floor.
this time we chatted about JCB finally painting his bear hatted gentleman, little round up about the new 40k now the gruesome twosome have played a few games with Connor the living rule book and the touch upon the warhammer (in a C)old world (Cold world) leaks!

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Middle Earth Crisis Episode 32 featuring leaky leaks

hey good looking, watcha got cooking?
well its here....and the boys are going to give your their uninformed and under researched opinion on Old World Belly Badness aka "the old world" aka "Warhammer fantasy battle redux" aka "Horus Heresy but in the past like"
look out for the new intro theme which is a tribute to the greatest RPG podcast series ever produced! We love you Brendan and Ben Bailey!
Look out for an extra episode next week!
ciao for now chummers
MEC
mecxpodcast@gmail.com

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Middle Earth Crisis Episode 33 featuring Old World Problems

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this breaking news.....Dungeon Punxxx is dead.....long live.....THE DUNGEON HUNX!
Its bleak after the bomb has dropped in the 0161....Connor cannot be found...JCB is wearing shoes made of crisps and Paulos hair has fell out leaving him looking like a clone of Paul Weller.
Luckily two heroes have entered the waste land covered in vat grown 3d printed flash and bulky fire fighting equipment....Cupboard of shame and Steven the Dice have entered The Chatmosphere.
Jah bless

Middle Earth CrisisxDungeonhunxxx

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Middle Earth Crisis Episode 34 featuring The Dungeon Hunx

'ello, 'ello, 'ello....what 'ave we 'ere then?
The lads have only gone a dropped a new format innit!
Paulo and JCB got together to discuss 4 pieces of artwork from Games Workshop which they felt had a great impact on them.
They also talk about some nevver stuff that GW have been churning out using digital methods.
Let us know if you want to appear on this in the future as its going to be a bit more a regular spot!
You can see the art work on the MEC instagram at:
https://www.instagram.com/mecxpodcast

Never mind the Pollocks here's the Dungeonpunxxx

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Never mind the Pollocks here's the Dungeonpunxxx episode 001

WHAT THE HECKEMS!!
Absolute DxP overload innit.
This episode the lads are joined by ex Middle Earth Crisis presenter and general contrarian Connor "the Business Goblin" Boardman to discuss his favourite pieces of GW artwork!
Have a look at the middle earth crisis Instagram to see the images.
https://www.instagram.com/mecxpodcast/?hl=en-gb

Never mind the Pollocks here's the dungeon punxxx

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Never mind the Pollocks here's the dungeon punxxx episode 002.

Manchester vibes in the area!
this episode features Dungeonpunxxx very own "Ya Dad/Mi Dad" aka Boardy in a very focused look at white dwarf between September 1988 and Feburary 1989!
Get over to the middle earth crisis or the DxP Instagram to see the pics!
Hope you are enjoying this new segment thats a bit more regular....hit us up on insta DM's if you wanna be on!
One Love
DXP/MEC crew

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Never mind the Pollocks here's the dungeon punxxx episode 003

this is mad right? actual consistent content from the OG podcasting LARPER's!
this week we talk to Paddy McCallister @mrkaim81 on insta.
He is an ACTUAL proper artist and that but he is not related to Kevin McCallister from Home Alone.
Paddy talks about his up and coming Trial By Dice does Braveheart up in bonnie wee Aberdeen inside a MUSUEM/Art Gallery to present DnD as a safe space for people.
Use DxP peeps are more than buzzing for this...get your free tix here:
https://www.aberdeencity.gov.uk/AAGM/whats-aberdeen-art-galleries-and-museums/dd-aag-presents-radiant-vault
Paddy does his three (plus one for good luck) of GW artwork ta wet ya (thistle) whistle.
Much love to all our brothers and sisters out there.
Remember, if you are struggling with whatever drop us a message.
Big ups
DungeonPunxxx

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Never mind the Pollocks here's the dungeon punxxx episode 004

OH MY GAWD!
its finally happened!
FMRPG OG Brendan Carrion on the same podcast as Dungeonpunxxx OG Mark "me dad/ye Dad/boardy/bod" Boardman.
we couldnt wait any longer to get one of THE best dudes in roleplaying on here to spit hot takes and talk about love, life and Warhammer pictures.
Brendan throws the apples into the haystack with our first Age of Sigmar pick on NMTPHTDXP's. the absolute ball bag on this un eh!
anyway sit back, relax and enjoy.
Jah Bless
MEC/DXP crew

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Never mind the Pollocks here's the dungeon punxxx episode 005

As the punk monk once said
"Here we go again!"
this episode we have oldworldpaintedblood aka War Harry lover of little tin men and supporter of all our endeavors (how good is Endeavors "Crazier Than a Shithouse Rat" LP that came out on conversion records in 1197 while we are on the subject!).
Harry brings a unique insiders look at the art of the BIG DOG himself, the Warhammer Vishnu himself, Mr John Blanche, as Harry plays on the reg with the legend.
Enjoy, I know i did.
One Love
The Dungeonpunxxx

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Never mind the Pollocks here's the dungeon punxxx episode 006

Whats crackerlakin my peeps?
A great one this week that we've been trying to sort for a while!
Tom Evans from the absolutely stunning filmdeg you tube channel dropped into the zoom of artwork chat and talked us through some items he loves.
Paulo gets upset by a triangle, in a circle inside a square and JCB is stunned by a cup of tea with Samosas.
We also get the low down on how Tom started FilmDeg and his crazy relationship with His Royal Emperor himself my John Blanche.
His channel is:
https://www.youtube.com/@Filmdegminiatures
see ya next time losers!
Kiss Kiss
The Dungeonpunxxx

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Never mind the Pollocks here's the dungeon punxxx episode 007

Oi! Oi!
don't call it a comeback....we've been here for yearz!
the OG waffle cannons are back with some absolute drivel and tepid takes on Warhammer, The Old World and Age of Squidworth.
updates on painting progress (or lack there of), talk of pages of the GW website you cant see as this isnt a video and their tinder profiles along with nothing of any value at all.....the perfect Dungeonpunxx way!
Enjoy...if you dare.
one love
The Dungeonpunxxx
PS free Gaza and Ukraine

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Middle Earth Crisis Episode 35 featuring Return of the Hackz

Back by zero demand, the Dungeonpunx return to dribble more utter nonsense into your ears. The gang discuss Gordon Ramsay's knobhead brother, TV’s hardest celebrity chefs, the cult movie Near Dark and the declining popularity of the correctional built up shoe. Is there any D&D content you ask? Well I foolishly tried to suggest that perhaps the local eccentrics and weirdoes from our shitbird home towns could be used as NPC’s. Needless to say those stories turned pretty dark pretty quick. For listeners of a sensitive disposition, discretion is advised.

This weeks episode of Dungeonpunx is brought to you by our sponsors The Red Shoes Diary and Hair By Pissed Jane.

Suck On This - Part Deux

Welcome to the first ever Dungeon Punx Actual Play.

This episode we meet the Shadowrun team headed by regular Dungeon Punx'er Connor. Boardy is behind the GM screen and is chatted up by one of the PC's.

This is the start of a new story arc of an existing Shadowrun campaign.
the Team meet with a new Mr Johnson.....a mysterious European Treasure Hunter who has lost something very important to him.

We hope you enjoy this and we welcome ALL feedback.

***beward of the dice of THUNDER!!***

Actual Play - SR

DXP Actual Play SR 001

Middle Earth Crisis: Silence Take One
Your favorite Business Goblin and Polish window cleaner team up and unleash a new super secret Dungeonpunxx project
to fill a void left by the main cast and fulfill all your hobby needs....now with extra bowel chat.
as per we touch on fads
an overview of the Warhammer fantasy battle role play box
how we are getting along painting our 40k chaos armies 
anddddd what we wanna buy next!

Dungeonpunxxx Presents - Middle Earth Crisis Episode 1 Silence Take One

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Middle Earth Crisis Episode 2 featuring Craig
The boiz are back in town….well separate separate towns as they are social distancing….and it sounds like it!
We touch on fads (obvs), culture, hobby progress under self-imposed martial law, High Elves (420 blazing squad), pin washes and rust on Chaos Space Marines and what’s next on the hobby table….oh what a life!
The freaky world of Tyranids - How mint are they? 
The Eccles Swede himself, John Tickle, sends in an email about his wash techniques.
Thanks for all the great feedback last episode!

Dungeonpunxxx Presents Middle Earth Crisis Episode 2 Featuring Craig

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa our kid!
Hope everyone is doing alreet. 2020 has been a real dickhead of a year and since we couldnt all get together in a room we've put together a little pod featuring everyones favourite dungeonpunkers in a virtual Corehammer hangout. 
Its been hard for everyone so we thought this might cheer you up listening to a bunch of idiots tag in and tag out and talk shit.
Shout out to everyone who gave up their time to talk with Nate, Ager and Boardy.....Corehammer OG squaders Owain Cooke and Chris Kaye, the Middle Earth Crisis boiz, Brendan Full metal RPG, DxP luminaries Bollie, Gav Scouse, Dan Sant and Rob Moran.
This time of the year can be hard on peoples mental health and this Covoid thing has made it even harder so we hope this brings you some laughs.
If you are feeling lonely or struggling please reach out. If you dont have anyone around you please shout up in our discord or direct to one of us on Instagram.
Much love from the DxP Crew.
Jah Bless.

Season 4

Dungeonpunxxx Season 4 Epiosde 09 - DXP Xmas Special Ft. Judge Dreads

Five guys playing RPG's in a desperate attempt to distract themselves from the futility of existence. Also jokes and films.

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