I still can't decide if this is a joke or not.

phase 1: Im evil

* H u m a n.
* D o n ' t  y o u  k n o w  h o w  t o  g r e e t  a  n e w  p a l ?
* T u r n  a r o u n d  a n d  s h a k e  m y  h a n d .
* (As you clasp his hand, a sudden surge of burning pain shoots up through your arm.)
* (You can't help but release your grip.)
* (You wuss.)
* (It isn't that bad.)
* heh, ol' buzzer in the hand trick.
* works every time, heheh...
* anyways.
* you're a human?
* hilarious. i'm sans.
* meant to be watching out for some of you guys, actually.
* 'cause my brother?
* he's... a little fanatical about finding one of you.
* he's put a lot of effort into it, actually.
* most of his life, devoted to building-
* heh. you'll see.
* ... huh. you look really scared.
* anyways.
* a favour.
* he's been feeling a little... grim, recently.
* heh, you'll get that joke later.
* i need someone to cheer him up.
* indulge his human-hunting fantasies for a while, perhaps.
* and that's gonna be you, kid.
* you'll be fine, he doesn't bite.
* his dogs might.
* but he mostly just sort of stares.
* he's a real charmer, don't worry.
* ...
* you don't seem to be moving.
* c'mon, kid. walk through the bars. you're scrawny enough to fit. 
* i'll meet you up ahead.
* thanks, kid.

* (... He didn't ask, he just-)
* (Well, we were headed that way anyways.)
* (Not like we've got much choice.)

Thumbnail by Penny:
https://pocketpennytm.tumblr.com/
Sans design by the Maverick, who has no link for me to use sadly.

SIX LEAGUES UNDER - * a favour.

dreamscape

* Careful now, lad! This ol' computers' a bit of a prick so anything could make it crash if ye aren't careful!

26. Let's ...Edit!

You thought it was over, There's still more

Replaces "Mother Knows Best"

Motifs
- Waterfall/CORE
- Original
- Ruins/Waterfall
- Hopeless: https://soundcloud.com/lowspiel/hopeless
- Enemy Approaching + Aarch's Town

Roleswap: Rolite - Toriel

Original by @moon5triker

Queen Knows Better

*Boomstick lights his TNT with his cigar

I made a cover of Aftergore II's Light 'Em Up
Quicksilver  made the original one, so be sure to check it out if you somehow found this track first https://soundcloud.com/toadiedoesalltheworktbh/aftergore-ii-light-em-up
(First time doing something from scratch hehe)

Light 'em Up Cover (Calliefied)

the song is almost done, but oh no--im holding it behind a paywall! (not really lol i'll release it in 2 weeks if this fails)
all you need to do is get planet hoppers episode 1a to 100k views and i will release the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMXY5pGFV-o (you dont even have to like object shows, this has a really good storyline so far, im already hooked LOL)
is it desperate? yes
is it not even my video? yes
whats so important for you to gate-keep a fucking song??? ...is it really not that obvious

only hint im giving is that i collaborated on this with skeletoun in mid-2020 for v1

preview for a very deserved song remaster

assholevania cover (not really)

047-Cliffs

[Undertale x Deltarune] I Can Do Anything!

* Oh?
* Is that the "Undyne" that the Monster Kid was talking about?
* Oh, uh.
* Watch your head!

[010] Turned Tales - From Outta Nowhere!

account for my dustrust take
https://discord.gg/3Ucc5bHmpd
discord server

gamejotl
https://gamejolt.com/games/dustrust/617666

phase 1: Im evil

dustrust

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DustTrust Canon REAL NOT FAKE!!!!!!

Awesome WW02

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