*And what if they find you. *＼(^ω^＼) Heheh, you fool. *ᕙ(  •̀ ᗜ •́  )ᕗ I much stronger than I look! *... Didn't you say you were scared of getting killed? *ヾ｜￣ー￣｜ﾉ... quiet.

Alright fine I get it I get it it has xtra flavor

"My mortal enemy, Chang'e. Are you watching!?"

* (￣︿￣) A bit too much, don't you think?

oh my god the speech gimmick, it's amazing

sans

ACT -> Humunculeye -> Check ->
HUMUNCULEYE 10 ATK 5 DEF
Triple headed, Triple witted, Triple retina.
Hates sand. Loves Water.

ACT -> Barelo -> Check ->
BARELO 2 ATK 10 DEF
This monster likes long washes and hates interruptions!

ACT -> Batter Gel -> Check ->
BATTER GEL 4 ATK 2 DEF
Made of 100% Purified Gel.
Their Mom made them the hat.

Aggress!

* CHARA!
* I've been looking everywhere for you!

* Perfect timing. We were just talking about you.

* We? Who's w-
* IS THAT A CIGARETTE?!
* CHARA! WHAT WOULD MOM SAY?!

* She'd probably ask you to dress normally.

* You're not taking this seriously!
* If I catch you smoking one of those THINGS again, I'll have to get mom and dad involved.
* What are you doing all the way out here anyway?
* Town's way back that way.

* Just basking in the enchantment of this disgustingly shaped lamp.

* It... Looks exactly like you when you were younger...

* My, that was a bit rude.
* Where are your manners, dear brother?

* You know that's not what I meant!
* Anyway I've got better things to do than to bicker over this lamp.
* I have patrolling to do. Let me know if you see anything out of the ordinary.
* I'll be lurking in the shadows...
* Urahaha!

* Well that was something.

Hyperpure Warrior [Storyshift]

* (And, there's a... chest?)
* (You opened the chest.)
[!]
Dogamy:
* Aha!
* You've been caught in the fourth cage!
Dogaressa:
* (Yeah! take that, motherplugger!!!)
Dogamy:
* Now, now... there must be the one that smells right!
* Hmm... this smells like...
* Odor.
Dogaressa:
* (Well, I think it smells like dirt.)
* (Maybe, this little weird puppy...?)
Dogamy:
* Whatever! Let's just get this straight to the point already.
* Now, to eliminate YOU!!!

Caught In Fourth Cage

* hey kid.
* it's me.
* slock the rock.
* welcome to geology club.
* where we learn about geology.
* ...
* i'm a rock.
* did you know rocks can beat people up?
* it's true.
* look.

60. song that definitely plays when you find slock on your slockings.

* (￣▽￣) I'm telling you, buddy, this is the best place to be.
* (￣▽￣) No taxes, no annoying neighbors (except for that big guy who walks around).
* "But Chang'e, what about the cult? Won't they be mad if they discover you fled?"
* (￣︿￣) Screw all that! They’re nothing but murderers!
* (＞﹏＜) I only joined because... you know...
* (＃`Д´) ...I LIKE LIVING!

(Original from Homestuck)

43 - The Ballad Of Teemie Chang'e

Check it out on YouTube: https://youtu.be/-A_8KegjDNU

===== DIALOGUE =====
* (It's a beautiful day outside.)
* (Birds are singing...)
* (Flowers are blooming...)
* (On days like these, people like you...)
* (Should be able to live their life to the fullest.)

* ...

* Seven...
* Seven SOULs.
* As far as research has shown, that is what we need.
* You... are our first.
* ...
* We have tried finding ways of destroying the barrier without the need to sacrifice.
* But so far...
* Well, our lead researcher on this subject has long passed away.
* ...
* I know you wish to go home.
* And I am sorry, my child.
* It breaks my heart.
* But knowing that my kind have been trapped here for eons...
* That breaks my heart more.
* ...
* ...
* ...
* I must ask you one last time, my child.
* Are you ready?

[💛 YES]
[ *    NO]

* Me neither.

===== NOTES =====
The barrier. A grim reminder of the life the monsters were forced to leave behind. The sights, the sounds, all of it served to taunt them. To wave it right in front of their faces. Whether that was actually deliberate or an unfortunate byproduct of their methods is unclear.

But that doesn't matter.

The end is near.

081 - Release

Alphys:
* Hi Undyne!!!
* Sorry I'm late for patrolling, the new season of Mewmew The Musical: The Series came out!!
* I know we normally watch it together, b-but... I couldn't help myself, heh...

Undyne:
* It's fine, Alph.

Alphys:
* But uhm... any news? Anything I should know about?
* I'm at your service, commander!!!

Undyne:
* ...I still don't like it when you call me that.
* But I do have a surprise for you, Alphys!!
* Look! A real, live human!!
* I saved it just for you!

Alphys:
* Omigod, omigod, omigod!!!!
* A real human!

(She runs over to inspect them from multiple angles, in a cartoony way.)

Undyne:
* Just for you!

Alphys:
* Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
* A-alright, human! You're in for... puzzles! 
* Traps!
* And.... uh....
* Oh, g-golly, I still haven't prepared all my traps yet!!
* T-this won't be the last you see of me!!!!
* H-hopefully...

Thumbnail contributed by @tweetertweers
Dialogue contributed by @rothenotmale

16) Nerdy Lizard Person

[ * take a seat. ]
[ * i don't cook often, but i can try. ]
[ * (It is a "rock salad", a salad made of stones. ) ]
[ * (What the fuck. ) ]

Thumbnail contributed by @snowy-snowster

38) Dinner

( Pixel Art by: Shroombert )
( Composed by: Shroombert )

079 - MORTEM MUSHROOM

My mind

THIS IS JUST A BROKEN STORY.
WHERE THERE IS NO HERO.
OR VILLAIN.
JUST PEOPLE DESPERATE FOR POWER.


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