This was our first ever jam sesh together making improv music. I couldn't believe my ears when I heard Eva sing for the first time... We had SOO much fun and had to share it with you all! Expect a lot more to come :D

Instrumental Music is called “Cruisin” and is provided by Pacific @
www.wearepacificmusic.com

So Expensive

Another musical improv sesh with mi amor Eva Hoof! She moved to LA 2 months ago and I thought it would be a good idea to give her a tour of the infamous Venice beach. This session describes our experience walking through it. Once again thank you Pacific for the awesome instrumental. This one is called "Smooth Guitar Beat Youth" @ www.wearepacificmusic.com

I Got Covid Bro

instrumental credit goes to Tuto Beats!! Base Rap FlamencoBoom Bap FRATELLO FREE FOR PROFIT (Prod. by Tuto Beats) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9r3ih5_cZI

lyrics below:

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INTRO

baba

Flight attendants, prepare for landing please
Cabin crew please unbuckle your seatbelts and prepare the bottles
There’s a sexy bachelor onboard 

Thanks for traveling with copa airlines
From lax to Cartagena
Where the coffee is strong and prostitution is legal
please remember
Dont drink the tap water 

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CHORUS

Hola como están amigos
The bachelor party has only begun but the bros
All got split up
Im sick and drunk
Pee through my butt
my asshole feels like a-

Volcano 
Volcane flow
The shit that I’ve seen
None of you have ever seen before

Volcano 
Volcane flow
The shit that I’ve seen bro!!!
The shit that I’ve seen bro!!!

Volcano
Volcane flow
Ease back
With a z pack
Cuz this is  painful

This the type of pain that any grown man knows
So trust me when I say its like volcanooooo

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 VERSE 1

And just like that
8:30am we land
In Cartagena on a friday its the fucking weekend

Black out at the club till the eyes roll back
bottle girl asks if we want water limes with that

I say sure
I don’t clarify the water source
She pours
Im distracted trying to find some hotter whores

Now ill be honest 
I got roofied by that bad bitch 
I wake up in a random truck eating a sandwich

Nick Saremi warned me not to eat street food
that’s why I’m trying to go back home to eat her seafood

Wait
The chicks hand is in my pocket   
Then screams
And drops my wallet cuz there’s shit on it     
Wait did I just shit my pants?

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CHORUS

Hola como están amigos
The bachelor party has only begun but the bros
All got split up
Im sick and drunk
Piss through my butt
my asshole feels like a

Volcano 
Volcane flow
The shit that I’ve seen
None of you have ever seen before

Volcano 
Volcane flow
The shit that I’ve seen bro!!!
The shit that I’ve seen bro!!!

Volcano
Volcane flow
Ease back
With a z pack
Cuz this is painful

This the type of pain that any grown man knows
So trust me when I say its like volcanooooo

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VERSE 2

Next stop medellin
Just our luck city no tiene medicine
The hospitals are closed
We’re shitting through our jeans
If it wasn’t bad enough
You can feel covid on the sheets
Ohhhh shit
Just laugh and proceed
bachelor says I can’t think of a better reason to drink
Forgot to wash our hands so now our eyes pink
So we text montezuma to come over and party
Civil unrest on the streets!

What about the unrest in my cheeks?!

Oh shit
I need a z pack
can’t make it another night
Im just gonna have to pay a prostitute to help me wipe
Damn

——————————————————————————————————————
CHORUS

Hola como están amigos
The bachelor party has only begun but the bros
All got split up
Im sick and drunk
Piss through my butt
my asshole feels like a

Volcano 
Volcane flow
The shit that I’ve seen
None of you have ever seen before

Volcano 
Volcane flow
The shit that I’ve seen bro!!!
The shit that I’ve seen bro!!!

Volcano
Volcane flow
Ease back
With a z pack
Cuz this is painful

This the type of pain that any grown man knows
So trust me when I say its like volcanooooo


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Volcano

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Chorus
It’s a whole lot of gummies in this motherfucka
Damn it's time to chew your mushrooms
It’s a whole lotta mushies in this motherfucka

Troop 

INGREDIENTS
Yeah we’re all about gummies, no powder, no capsule,
you prefer to eat some dirt or tasty peach mango 
I'm allergic to gel-a-tin, I'm ve-gan you know 
We only have real flavors…    that fake shit can go
 
*reishiiiiii**


Taking down big pharma because we promote immunity   (percussion)
Don’t worry about your allergies it's gluten free
Aint mushroom for haters in this community
When Troop is done competition needs a eulogy 

Gummies bless up
Lion mane to study hard get my test up  
Restored with some super troop so I can dress up
Couch chillin with some reishi got my sweats up


ate a lot of gummies so I'm high at the bodega
And I'm not tripping, I'm just talkin bout the flavor
Troop got me naughty, then randomly see my neighbor
Eating troop too (percussive)
Bodega turned into a banger!!

Chorus
It’s a whole lot of gummies in this motherfucka
Damn it's time to chew your mushrooms
It’s a whole lotta mushies in this mothafucka
x2

Whole Lotta Gummy

Dora the Savage.mp3

Mario Plumbers.mp3

On the surface
Every problem is solved
But under the sea
We have yet to really evolve

So thats why sponges and stars hang out
Cuz thats what lifes about

CHROUS
AHHHHH
BAROOKHG ATAH ADONAI 
ALEHOHAIU MELO KHALOM
 BAROOKH ATAHA ADOMAI
Cuz thats where all then fishes are from

Under the sea
Its very niceeee
Pinjeapples are so fun
We even got a family of squirrels
Wait its acutally just one

———

Im mr crabs
On the surface Im misunderstood
They say im itchy std
But actually I love the money, good


Lather me up with tartar sauce
At krusty krab im known as the boss
In my religion you got to be patient
Cuz bitch im the jewish crustacean


——
AHHHHH
BAROOKHG ATAH ADONAI 
ALEHOHAIU MELO KHALOM
 BAROOKH ATAHA ADOMAI
Cuz thats where all then fishes are from

Under the sea
Its very niceeee
Pineapples are so fun
We even got a family of squirrels
Wait its actually just one

—

Sandy cheeks
Want to touch it?
Get on your knees
Eat my chum bucket

When im alone I love karate
take my suit off when I get naughty
Call me the underwater undersea shawty
mouth full of nuts at my bar mitzvah party

_______
_______

——
AHHHHH
BAROOKHG ATAH ADONAI 
ALEHOHAIU MELO KHALOM
 BAROOKH ATAHA ADOMAI
Cuz thats where all then fishes are from

Under the sea
Its very niceeee
Pineapples are so fun
We even got a family of squirrels
Wait its actually just one

Barookh Atah Ado-sponge

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