My roommates & I just had this argument if its Walmart or Walmarts lol

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Eyes droopy, lay up on the roof like snoopy
I'm on the edge like a U2 groupie
 
Highest highs, lowest lows
Skydive from space into a black hole
Come out the other side crushed into particles
Got a heart of gold and a face to rep for birth control
I'm on a path to bring world peace
Major states united in the hatred of my next release
 
Lexus on a lease, payments getting obese
With any hope the repo news distributes on a press release
Like ODB on welfare tryin to get a piece
But honestly we all got more money than we really need
Society of greed, leaders not trying to lead
If honest people still exist I guess we all know who to bleed
 
I hope you take offense
People only leave their chairs for dollars not for common sense
I'm speaking present tense cause it's intense
The NSA been wiretapping everyone since god knows when
That's right you're guilty by association
Keep your head down, give more money to the corporations
I need a citation, can't believe the things I read
Reality is vibrating strings at high speed
I tug and pull but all I get is magic beans
Can't plant them on my property they're patented, Monsanto seed
The government agrees, nature's up for sale too
and highest bidder wins the rights to advertise in public schools
You gotta get'em young we learned that in the fifties dude
Joey Camel high fiving kids at the city pool, he's so cool

Bound 2 quick verse (late night boredom)

NexP - Come Again 
Soon available on the free EP 'Rambutan'

Come Again [Rambutan EP]

Slut

Snow White (prod. k3aton)

A Hopeful Sign

You And Me And One Spotlight

Time To Win Vol. I

Miracle Mile (Album Version)

In this special Rhett & Link-only episode, the guys talk about some of the strangest things that have occurred inside of a Walmart, including a guy who dressed up as a cow and stole 26 gallons of milk and a man who decided to go shopping for socks in the nude. They also share some of their personal Walmart stories, including the time Rhett stole a pack of batteries after remembering he’d left his infant son in the car.

Ep. 73 Rhett & Link “Ridiculous But True Wal-Mart Stories” - Ear Biscuits

In this episode, Keith has his first beer in 4 years because my Facebook page hits a million likes. We also go on to tell the most ridiculous drunk stories that we have.

The Legend Of Blackout Keith

In this episode, I talk about Christmas, Lava Lamps, & how I would like to die.. 

I Wanna Die In A Zombie Apocalypse

In the Season 3 premiere of ' Ear Biscuits,' Rhett & Link discuss how to deal with road rage, what you can tell about someone from the car they drive, our ideal looks as old men and more! Be sure to watch our all new video version of 'Ear Biscuits' on our new channel, This is Mythical: goo.gl/UMXvuW.

Ep. 87 Rhett & Link "Our Road Rage Incident" - Ear Biscuits

Lyrics - 

What you mean to me is everything 
You gave me energy my remedy ah
Fell short their tempting you enemy
My bones are weak and I’m shutting down
Our memories are falling out 
We’re off the drugs, we’re just coming down
You hide your face, not very proud
Your stuck with me, your screaming get me out

My bones are weak and I’m shutting down
Our memories are falling out.

(Falling out) X2

My bones are weak feel like falling down 
For you I’ll weep, because you cut me out 
My bones are weak, because you shut me out

Our memories, are just a cloud.

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Ep. 73 Rhett & Link “Ridiculous But True Wal-Mart Stories” - Ear Biscuits

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