i am trying to watch all of the ear biscuits in one go even the new one's BTW: it is 2017 that's a lot

from "matilda the musical"

photo by ismael cosio

naughty

Harley Morenstein, creator and star of YouTube's "Epic Meal Time," joins Rhett & Link this week to discuss his childhood dedication to summer camp, being a bullied substitute teacher in Montreal, and the calculated success behind one of the internet's most beloved web series. 

*NOTE: This conversation contains adult themes and language.

Ep. 9 Harley Morenstein - Ear Biscuits

LYRICS ON GENIUS: https://genius.com/Mr-master-kerplunk-lyrics

LYRICS ON GENIUS

kerplunk

LYRICS ON GENIUS: https://genius.com/Mr-master-dealbreaker-lyrics

dealbreaker

DREAMSOMNIA

1. The Tower ft. Phovea
2. Viewing Dreemz
3. I Saw
4. Realms Of Otherness
5. Tongue Of The Desert
6. Cosmic Refuge
7. Ecila
8. Wait A Minute
9. Nightmare Monarch
10. Pointing At Nothing
11. What Am I
12. Owl Head

Produced by Sin7ven
Mixed & mastered by Disjointed

Viewing Dreemz

I LOVE YOU ALL 
lyrics below

hook: 
good things come to those that wait
im awake, impatient to see a new face
a new face
new face
new face
these angels wont stray
man they wont stray
man they wont stray
they will never go away. 

verse:
i found my spirit
can i deliver it to you?
just give me an instrument
and maybe a minute or two?
life has certainly been giving me problems
my momma said "see a doctor" because i can see chakras.
im a lost boy im homeless, i don't need dollas
lets just.. keep talking or keep walking I'm a cheap talker
Julian, hopefully you watchin above
nothing but love lets all give hugs.
my confidants would call me a hippy my confidence dropped
and i did drugs.
i starved my self till i was Tara Reid skinny.
thats ridiculous...
haven't looked in the mirror the same since them oxycontin withdrawals
im throwin' up in the bin
but its all good it'll work out in the end.
i just need money, a house, and a girlfriend
i dont know about a job
because my hair
you know..my grades
my work ethic etc.
the color of my skin
you better run cause im him
im babbling on the beat
the swing's intense 
i can't even rotate my head again
i can't rotate no more.

hook.

bridge:
ima lead that path, till my followers die.
yo nigga thats yo ass
if you get entrapped by the lies
you tryna be sane
but your demons colide
don't worry about leavin ya
we'll be by your side.

hook.

New Face

couple of covers i made for fun. didnt think id ever release them but I figured why not! i know im not the best singer but if thats what yr focusing on yr missing the point lol. onodera loves yr punkass!

YOU DONT KNOW MY NAME [Alicia Keys cover]

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Prod. Sam Ock

Listen to the ocean breathing.  Look at that shimmering sequence
Waves in rhythm… leap and they fall in the arms of a beach, all season
See warm colors brew: saturation; blue sky turn caffeinated
David playing that magic chord: drew “Hallelujah,” I’m captivated
And it “pleased the Lord:” masterpiece. “Framed” in His image, He “captured” me
That aperture, that shutter speed that master has what that camera need
And we only got one “shot;” but how could a subject decide the exposure?  
We may have the freedom but what do we really exert our control over?
I am not sovereign.  I’m just another cog in the locket  
He giveth and taketh but who am I questioning God and His logic?
You fluent in ignorance thinking that death isn’t true to his promise
He’s proven to be indisputably ruthless, “brutally honest”
It’s pretty and all, but what good is it really in building a bond
Told this beach how beautiful it was more times than I ever told mom
I marvel deep in expressing a reverent praise to a body of water when secretly
When hurting, and searching for words to affirm is my cousin who ended his ourney too early
I stared at your picture Stood at your viewing
I knew you were hurting.  My stomach is full of excuses
I wanted to help, didn’t know how to do it, the silence is brutal
Maybe refraining from speaking the Truth is just as abusive
I am in tune as I study the wave run from and to, and examine the movement
Whether I want it or not, the water had brought the intention so “clear” to pursue
This is my cue: but I am resistant who am I kidding there isn’t a difference
This was the mission while “we were still sinners:” this is the infinite gift of persistence
I wish I could be like the water that creep up in clutching your ankles
I wish I could be as the sea is repeatedly reaching: so faithful
We get thrown to the bottom to break and are brought to the brink of the fatal
But even the waves stumble and fall, at just the right angle: you see a rainbow
I’m critically short of the virtue I value
Fighting the very same demon that seem to be lurking around you
My only regret are my words of affection are so misdirected
So I came back here trying to talk to God and then He taught me a lesson
 
Maybe I was too late
I was too concerned with myself
Maybe I was too late
I was too immersed with my realm
Father can you make our love like waves?

like waves

LYRICS ON GENIUS: https://genius.com/Mr-master-overoveroverclocked-lyrics

overoveroverclocked

Join Rhett and Link, hosts of the popular daily YouTube show Good Mythical Morning and authors of the New York Times bestseller “Book of Mythicality” in a candid weekly conversation for your Internetainment

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