Crunch Bops

A toot about jerkin off. Not really though.

Jerk The Leg

A toot about doing nothing, except maybe tooting.

Gettin' shit done while you toot to some tunes!

Tooting about games. Raging about tooting about games.

I can't sit on my couch. It's where I toot the most.

I can't figure out what you want to do to my hand. Also, toot.

The most terrible phone app makes me toot hard.

Nobody ever commits to tooting in the New Year.

Song: /u/DeadPlatypus
Lyrics: /u/aplos9
Vocals: /u/SongFarts

When you're so paralyzed with lethargic indecision, the only thing to do is fart about it.

I really don't care about this election anymore, okay?

Just get it over with.

Sometimes, not doing something is as awesome as doing something.