Mike and Robyn learn to compromise.

You’re in a forest. You can feel your feet pushing down the dirt with every step. You spot a lanky tree that consumes you. It’s a Sequoia sempervirens. You know this because you love the details. As you get closer you gaze at its long trunk and it floods your heart with love. But out in the not-so-far distance is a fire blazing. You catch it but it's too late. You’re going down with your last love.

Say what you mean

Samantha Bee saying the word, ‘c*nt’? Whatever. Oh, you care? Oh, wow! You’re outraged! Alright, we can talk about that but can we also talk about the immigration piece she was doing on ISIS separating children from their parents?

Don’t bee a dick

Mike and Robyn, who are both having not-very-good weeks, talk about how they hold their shit together. Spoiler: we talk about basketball a little.

So close to helpful

Robyn yells at Mike. Mike yells at Robyn. Somewhere in between they discuss portfolios, finding your future ex, and LeBron James.

Your future ex

Mike and Robyn fail to land a sponsorship as Mike talks about civilizations taint and Robyn talks about her neighbor that masturbates in the window.

Ignore The Details

Mike and Robyn will never lie to you. That's why they want you to know you're going to die. That's also why they want to push you to be better people. Because when death comes? You wanna have earned it.

Earn Yr Death