FAMILY GUY + DUBSTEP = http://soundcloud.com/5thstreetproduction2/family-guy-dubstep-who-wants

BURGAMASTA

You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? What do they call it?
They call it a Royal with Cheese!
Royal with Cheese?
That's right!

Hello, welcome to Burgamasta's joint. What can I do for you, sir?
Yeah, yo! Give me a couple of royals with cheese, man, and some freedom fries...
Freedom fries? What the hell is freedom fries? What are you talking about?
First of all, they're called french fries and anyway, we don't do that sort of stuff here.
We serve real food! We ain't clowns! We serve burgers!
Now, please make a choice, sir, there's people behind you.

I've got Chinese people, i've got Koreans, i've got rap gangsters,
I've got a load of bullshit comin' in my store, and I always make the same damn good burger!
Regardless of who's comin' in my restaurant. We will not have any racism in here!
Now, I will sell the same fuckin' good burger to anyone, as long as they're payin'!!

I love Burgamasta. He is a very good cuisinier!
I tell you, I love this guy. I really do. I mean that sincerely.

Mmm... I fuckin' starvin'!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
One tasty double cheese burger comin' up, comin' down, comin' in!

B-U-R-G-E-R, mmm
Burga Burga Burga Burga Burga Burga Burga
B-U-R-G-E-R, oh yeah
Burga Burga Burga Burga
B-U-R-G-E-R, mmm
Burga Burga Burga Burga Burga Burga Burga
Everyone's sayin' it, everybody's claimin' it,
Rolling on the scale, 'cause everybody weighin' it!

Yo! Check out my little burger here with cheese and ketchup and all that...
One fuckin' good burger! Now, I claim that this /is /the best burger
I have the best burger in town, and I claim so because I know so!!

You mind if I try one of yours?
Bite me!
Hmmmmm, this /is /a tasty burger!
Want a bite? They're real tasty !

Call me a star, that's what I am.

Ladies and gentlemen, DJ Skar and MC Donbi are proud to introduce here tonight...
The lord of the onion rings... The one and only... BURGAMASTA !!

B-U-R-G-E-R, oh yeah
Burga Burga Burga Burga Burga Masta!!
B-U-R-G-E-R, yeah
Burga Burga Burga Burga Burga Masta!!

Fryin' burger leada'!
YEAH
Masta burger flippa'!
YEAH
Fuckin' stomach killa'!
YEAH
Famous Burgamasta!
Break it down...

One burger to rule 'em all!
B-U-R-G-E-R

If you pay for my treasure, you can taste all my flavour,
Yeaaah, I'll do you that favour!
Cookin' is my deal, ain't no ordeal,
Sit down, boy, I'll give you a meal.
Droppin' cheese, not Japanese,
Wieldin' my knife, like ninjas in strife!

My oncle Larry, now he made a good burger...
I've heard that Burgamasta is even greater than Larry.
If that's the case... I will testify.

Got some peppa', Sergeant Peppa'! Peppa' peppa'!

Now, excuse me Sir, are you saying in front of this court of law
That the burger made by Burgamasta is the greatest in town? Is that what you're saying, Sir?
Well, yes, your Honor, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Burgamasta makes one damn good burger!

One burga to rule 'em all!!
One burga to rule 'em all!!
One burga to rule 'em all!!

BURGAMASTA!! Kitchen leada!!

Burga-Masta
Burga-Masta
Burga-Masta
Burga-Masta Masta Masta Masta

Masta! Masta!
Masta of burgas I'm making your meal!

Taste my burgas of mass destruction!

Mas-ta Bur-ga Fliiii-ppa!
Fu-ckin' Sto-mach Kiiii-lla!

Sit down and eat my fuckin' burga!

Check it in
Check it out
check it in
check it out

Well, Master, i'll be waiting for you...

Euh, franchement, t'sais quoi ?
T'sais comment ils appellent le Royal Cheese aux Etats-Unis ?
Non, comment ?
Le Quarter Pounder with Cheese !! 


BurgaMasta (MC Donbi & DJ Skar)

01 - Youthstar x Dewaxed - Back to Basics -

Telepathic Fish co-founder DJ Food, aka one part of Openmind, takes us on a trip into the world of 90s chill out.

Strictly Kev likes the company of plants whilst working on music so that's handy for us isn't it?! We're assuming he's talking about a beautiful Calathea sitting in the corner for inspiration, tho his dream plant setup - a conservatory packed with Romanesco broccoli, trippy Caladiums, and Persian Shields - is something we'd be well on board with too.

Enough of the plant talk for a second and back to the music, ambient music to be clear. For those that weren't squatting in South London back in the early 90s, Openmind were the four-piece behind the mighty Telepathic Fish - the legendary ambient afterparty that transformed chill-out rooms from dub-playing afterthoughts into proper destinations.

Kev, along with Chantal Passamonte (Mira Calix, RIP), David Vallade, and Mario Aguera, started in a shared house above a shop with no neighbours to complain/bash the door down. What began as art school parties quickly grew into Sunday afternoon sessions in squatted venues - a former dole office in Brixton and even the derelict Roundhouse on New Year's Day. They hosted everyone from Aphex Twin to Mixmaster Morris among wall-to-wall mattresses, UV installations, and  Coldcut's Matt Black with his boundary pushing video projections.

The idea was simple: recreate that post-clubbing comedown vibe but on a massive scale, as an "aural and visual blanket" for club-rattled minds. They even published a fanzine called Mindfood and worked at the scene's hub, Ambient Soho record shop, helping shape what Simon Reynolds called a "wombeldelic sound-and-light bath" in contrast to the current trend of hardcore and it's relentless assault.

Thirty years on, that spirit's having a comeback. Events like London's A Loose Ting are bringing back the bedding and the hushed reverence, while Berlin's Overflow is going full sensory overload with vibrating mattresses, fountains, and harpists. New York's Planetarium gatherings have people mostly horizontal, inspired by psychedelic therapy sessions. There's even and ambient sauna in South London you might have come across via the wonder of Music To Watch Seeds Grow By's recent takeover.  Our very own Watching Trees dabbled in said chill out space this year, pairing the abstract and the ambient with projected dappled sunlight visuals from the mighty Jamie House. Turns out people still need those little havens away from the madness, especially in this day and age!

Also handily 30 years on the Openmind crew have just compiled the first-ever Telepathic Fish retrospective for Fundamental Frequencies - a double vinyl love letter to those hazy early-90s mornings when the music finally slowed down.

For this Seeds Mix, Kev has leaned into his love of minimalism and systems music - repetition built from layers of loops offset against each other to form subtle polyrhythms. There's a deliberate avoidance of drum machines here in favour of organic percussion, and around the eight-minute mark, a section from Psychick Warriors Ov Gaia that captures the feeling of being deep in the forest, phone abandoned, discovering that paradise was just a forage away.

Full interview here: https://www.theransomnote.com/music/mixes/seeds-mix-005-openminds-leave-your-phone-at-home-discover-paradise-after-a-forage-in-the-forest/

@strictly

INTERVIEW

Seeds Mix 005: Openmind's Leave your phone at home & discover paradise after a forage in the forest

Nekra Damage - Aurora Mortem Show 29.09.25

4 hour DJ set from the Toil Trees at Beat Herder 2025. It was pouring with rain and we all got down regardless. Proper!

Mr. Scruff & MC Kwasi at Beat Herder 2025

Ben Cardew spoke to Kevin Foakes - aka Strictly Kev aka DJ Food about Telepathic Fish: Trawling The Early 90s Ambient Underground - a new compilation album tracing the history of South London’s premier ambient party. They spoke about the dreaded “chill out” term, the influence of The Orb, chatting to Aphex, the spirit of London and people dancing to ambient DJs. Line Noise comes to you with the support of Cupra.

Line Noise 232  - Telepathic Fish special with Strictly Kev

4+ Hour B2B from la Paloma in Barcelona. Shout to Gee Lane, Arnau, Fabio (Ecler), Breixo & all the BCN crew!

Mr. Scruff B2B Tarzsa - La Paloma,  Barcelona (October 2025)

My return to Leipzig after nearly 20 years, for the Ausnahmezustand crew,  ALL CORES ARE BROKEN --- So thats what i did :) )

TRACKLISTING

1. KOARSE - TRASH COMPACTOR
2. DETEST - 1 2 3 (DETESTS VBN REMIX)
3. HELLFISH & PRODUCER - RETURN OF THE DAMAGERS (PRODUCERS LAST PASS DUB)
4. HOLLY - PSYCHO
5. THE DJ PRODUCER - ALL I WANT IS THE BASS (2025 AMBIENT INTRO NUCLEAR REFIX)
6. INQOHERANT - SENSE OF TOUCH
7. DETEST - KICKING VIOLENCE
8. THE DJ PRODUCER - PIONEERED THIIS
9. AL TWISTED & EDUB - BREAKING BONES
10. ARTHEIST - BRAIN CHOKIN
11. BRYAN FURY - COSTA BLANCA'S CANNIBAL CLUB
12.  CTO - WHAT THE FUCK
13.  DETEST - BUILT FOR THIS
14. DETEST - SHOTGUN (PRODUCERS LOVE OR NOTHING REMIX)
15.  HELLFISH - KING OF GEE'S
16.  THE DJ PRODUCER - THE BATTLE CRY
17.  PENTA & NANOSTORM - MAYHEM
18.  THE NOIZEDIZORDER - POOR SUCKERS
19. THE TEKNOIST - LION GIRL (DOLPHIN REMIX)
20. HELLFISH - REPROBATES TOOL (WIDE DISPERSAL REMIX)
21. HELLFISH - FUCKLANDER
22. MICRON - LEVIATHAN
23. SHIMON HARBIG - IMPERIAL RAGE (NAGAZAKI REMIX)
24. THE DJ PRODUCER - FREAK BEATS (DJ FREINDLY VOCODER VERSION)
25.  HELLFISH - BADMAN
26.  HELLFISH - FISHTIKA 2 (PRODUCER EDIT)
27.  MICRON - OCTOPUS
28.  TIM SHOPP - TERROR SQUAD (DR TERROR REMIX) 

BIG UP ALL THE ARTISTS INSIDE
RESPECTS DUE

https://www.ausnahmezustand.org/
https://endhaltestelle.info/wp/







THE DJ PRODUCER @ AUSNAHMEZUSTAND - ALL CORES ARE BROKEN, 13.12.25, LEIPZIG DE

On the wheels of steel since 1995, DJ SKAR is a versatile french DJ.
Turntablism, hip-hop, jungle, drum'n'bass, hardcore... but also some live freestyles with Jazz bands.
He created ELECTRO-CUT with DJ TOF and BEN LARSEN. First, to organize parties, and then to produce hardcore records.
He regards himself as a turntablist, and his most notable contribution to the DJ world is his website "easyfader", which is a base for TTM resources.
TTM (Turntablist Transcription Method) has been specifically designed for notating turntable-based music (scratches and jugglings).
The language provides a method for documenting the progress of the art and preserving its accomplishments.
Since 2004, DJ SKAR works with J.CARLUCCIO on the development of the method.
He made extensions on the TTM format for laser, phaser and hydroplane scratches.

DJ SKAR aliases : EASYFADER (turntablism) - EASY HARDERS (hardcore) - DOPAMIX (jungle/drum'n'bass)

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