Cullen Crawford's take on the classic Big Bopper song  https://twitter.com/HelloCullen/status/753221894338383872

Lyrics:

Ooooooooh Good Morning!
Wake up , you sweet darlin!
Ding dong goes the doorbell, baby
I'm yellin at you, sweet baby lady

Ooooooh, scrumptious!
I am the big weird man
Knocking on your door
Wake up, baby, I brought a ham

Owwwwcheewahwah, toddler
Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong
I'm here now

wah wah wah wah wah wah wah 
wah wah wah wee wah wow
my mom was Humpty Dumpty
My dad was Dracula

Owwwwwwww
wwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwch!

Ding Dong It's Me (The Weird Man)

Lyrics in Nintendo Power Magazine, as found by Conor Lastowka here: https://twitter.com/clastowka/status/760875556409933826

Lyrics

My name is Matthew Bearup and I’m here to say
I like Nintendo in a crazy way.

Super Mario Bros is awesomely cool,
But in Mario 3 the koopas are (something) cruel.

Double Dragon is neat, but part two is better
You need to be smart of Vanna won’t turn your letter

Dr Wily is quick, but MegaMan is quicker
And for a very good snack, munch on a snickers

Ninja Turtles are green and they love to fight,
Heroes on the half shell….All Night

Chip and Dale are small and they have buck teeth,
They have to fight Fat Cat and a doge with no leash

Simon Belmont is brave and he’s no geek
He has to fight Dracula, who is a freak

The Dark Night in black, the Joker needs bail,
He has to go fight just to save Vicki Vale.

The Simpsons are coming to Nintendo. Yo!
The’d better hurry ‘cause I got to go

Music is great to straighten out the mind
But Nintendo is cool if you want to unwind

So yo, yo, yo, yo,yo, yo, yo, yo Homeboy!

Nintendo Rap (Lyrics found by Conor Lastowka)

A musical interpretation of a Jessokfine tweet:

https://twitter.com/jessokfine/status/778689410376216576

Full Lyrics (written by Jessokfine)

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Children behave, don't mess with the witch out in the forest
We did anyway
Despite being warned 
And so we're

Running just as fast as we can, holding on to one another hands
Trying to get away into the night but then your body turns to stone
And you tumble to the ground and then I say

I think you're a gnome now
Shouldn't have disturbed that evil witch we found
I think you're a gnome now 
In a pointy hat standing on the ground

We ran away, tried to escape I thought we made it 
Just wanted to play
But I guess she got you
And so we're

Running just as fast as we can, holding on to one another hands
Trying to get away into the night but then your body turns to stone
And you tumble to the ground and then I say

I think you're a gnome now
Shouldn't have disturbed that evil witch we found
I think you're a gnome now 
In a pointy hat standing on the ground

I think you're a gnome now
Shouldn't have disturbed that evil witch we found
I think you're a gnome now 
In a pointy hat standing on the ground

I Think You're A Gnome Now

Lyrics from some folks on Twitter. Link to original thread:

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/306155879542185985

Hallelujah- Star Wars version

[LYRICS]

I heard there was a laser sword / That Jedi wield when they use the force / But you don't really care for Lucas do you?

Now Obi-wan taught Luke how to fight / But Luke whined a lot and though try as he might / He kissed a girl who we found out was his sister

Han and Leia, Han and Leia, Han and Leia, Han and Leia

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The force was strong, but you needed proof/ You saw Darth Vader near the roof/ His dark side and light saber overthrew you

It goes like this, the Force, the Sith / the Empire falls, becomes a myth / and Vader died, now we can see right through ya

Han and Leia, Han Solo and Leia, Not Luke and Leia, Han and Leia

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Now baby this is Boba Fett / Gets hit by Han Solo, falls into a pit / The Sarlacc ate his guts, he’s Bantha Poodo

Yoda is a crazy guy / He’ll steal your dinner judge him not by his size / The Emperor shoots his lightning bolts into ya

Han and Leia, Han and Leia, Han Solo and Leia, Han and Leia

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George Lucas made good originals / The Prequels were sketchy and the fanboys were cruel / But he has wealth beyond our comprehension

The Holiday Special is a terrible thing / But not as bad as Jar Jar Binks / We can all agree that he  was garbage

Han and Leia, Han and Leia, Not Luke and Leia, Han and Leia

Electrocution Love (Words with Walken)

This is an ongoing series of poems most likely written by legendary actor Christopher Walken

https://medium.com/@johnathanfoster/words-with-walken-science-of-danger-76e4589797fa

Words With Walken - Science Of Danger

Part of an ongoing series of poems most likely written by legendary actor Christopher Walken

https://medium.com/the-junction/words-with-walken-accidental-traffic-cat-efd1d268d3e0

Words With Walken - Accidental Traffic Cat

Harry Mack has nothing on BLinga Cattle Smoke

https://medium.com/not-very-famous/rappers-who-were-cut-from-that-mitsubishi-commercial-f083bb651482

Mitsubishi Rap

Lyrics by The Bland Boys- (https://medium.com/the-junction/the-80s-band-youve-never-heard-of-b89d555dd137)

I'm gonna cry cry cry, While my Hamster dies
You're gonna lie lie lie, While my hamster cries for his demise
Gonna cry, While my Hamster dies
Your naked eyes gonna lie, While my hamster dies
Go and tell Denise
It's time to go go go go to sleep
It's time for Ricky and Sandra and Orthopedic Panda
To arrive-rive-rive-rive, While my hamster dies
Go and get your disguise, While my hamster dies
This little child of the night, While he cries-cries-cries-cries-cries-cries

The Bland Boys - Hamster Demise

Lyrics by The Bland Boys (https://medium.com/the-junction/the-80s-band-youve-never-heard-of-b89d555dd137)

Come on
You're standing there on your feet
You brought some biscuits to eat
You brought them here for dear Angela
But she's allergic to wheat
Yeah she's allergic to oatmeal
We're on the cliffs of insanity
Of liquid lava and drudgery
I miss the synthpop of yesteryear
I think it's time for my zombie prayer
Let's eat a bowl full of British pie

The Bland Boys - Allergic To Wheat

Lyrics by The Bland Boys (https://medium.com/the-junction/the-80s-band-youve-never-heard-of-b89d555dd137)

Who's in control of your mind?
Who's in control of your geriatric tongue wagging
Who's in the tower of your eyes
Who wants to ride on my electronic Clydesdale 
Time for kisses
Crystal Kisses
Time for money
In your sunny zip up stitches
She's a bird
She's a demon of the night
Holy Cow
I've got two minutes till naptime
Time for kisses
Crystal Kisses
Time for money
In your sunny zip up stitches

The Bland Boys - Crystal Kisses

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1158572747083042816

30-50 Feral Hogs

I live in Portland & I'm allergic to dairy

Economy Bacon

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