Cold Road

The Munchie Rap

Yo! It’s EAC®, still six foot three
All the ladies in the place wanna party with me
But that don’t mean that I can’t perceive
All the strangers and the dangers that be comin after me.

No I know I usually rap about a party all night
but there’s freaky deaky things that’ll give you a fright
Maybe it’s a ghost, willowisp, or wight
Maybe me and your ol lady goin bump in the night

I don’t care much about a crazy-mouth Critter®
or Dracula’s Bride® or the biter that’d bit her
But when somethin’s cute, cuddly, and sweet like a fritter
turn chronical demonical, Man, I’m a quitter!

So don’t be a chump, don’t be a suckah foolie
They ain’t a Gremalin®, gobalin, or a Ghoulie®
These lil monsters straight up on point
kinda like whatchu get smokin on a jammy joint

Hey. We got the Munchies Munchies. x2

They ain’t a meatsie pizza, nachos, tacos, or the Cheetohs®
They ain’t a big bag of Texas Grilled Fritos®
They come, you better run. Comprende mi Amigo?
Cause when they take a bite, you’ll be rendered incompleto

Now I rock a rhyme and I rip a rap
It’s 1987, I’m the mickey mack
But if Munchies crash the party I’ma zip my flap
Cause they’re scary as hell, I ain’t down with that.

Hey. We got the Munchies Munchies. x4

EXPLOSION

The Munchie Rap - Week 5

Bulletproof

Aug 2017
I never thought that he could happen
I never thought we’d see this place
Oh I thought that you were that one
Until you turned away your face

And now you’re off on life’s vacation
Life of the party, star of the show
But when there’s troubles you won’t face em
You just blame me and then you go

I carved it out, used poison whiskey
But this cancer just won’t die
Other women fail to soothe me 
Cause I can’t look them in the eye

And you…. You’re killin me
And you…. You’re killin me

It’s growing worse this growing darkness
A growing beast that I can’t tame
It don’t feel better when I hurt me
There’s no relief left in the pain

Now you say that you don’t know me
That I made everything a mess
But I believed you when you loved me
I wish to God I loved you less

Every night your face it haunts me
And every morning there you are
But this empty bed it taunts me
Tangled sheets lay like a scar

Killin Me

Well you said you’d stay, but you didn’t girl
Guessed you roll on by, try me out give me a whirl and 
Now I’m home alone, Just smashed my telephone
You can’t call me any longer, leading me back down that road
I found that bottle babe, I shoulda found it yesterday
But my eyes were busy searching for the clues eluding on your face

You…...I’m not missin you

I’m glad you have ol what’s his name, but I know you know it’s not the same
Empty fax, a hollow clone, pawn played in your silly game
One day the tide’ll turn, and then you find your pride’ll burn
Cast away on your sea of shame, and maybe then your heart’ll turn
tell the truth I’m filled with doubt, cause even if I call you out
see no evil, hear no evil, yet evil comes when you’re about

You found in me a special sport but I discovered life’s too short
To spend my days spent locked away, a prisoner in your fickle fort
All I find is padlocked doors, that I don’t know, the truth is yours
But I can say your rules don’t play, tell me hows it fair when just you scores
Thought my soul was yours to save, but I pulled myself back out the grave
I shed the shackles of your love and freed myself from bein a slave

Not Missin You

Hey, look at the two of us
What are we doing
Don’t know, but it sure feels right

Say, what do we do with us
Don’t know
Let’s not worry tonight

Stay just a little while longer
Slide a little bit closer
I need you more than air

The earth can fall off it’s axis
The heavens can crumble
With you, I ain’t got a care

Look my hands are shaking
My knees can’t hold me
Tell me, is this the end?

And if my heart suddenly failed me
And my time was fleeting
Give you all I could spend

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Your touch burns like a raging
Your hair like a waterfall
With a secret behind

Inside a storm on the ocean
What did we put in motion
Do we choose to be blind

One day the cold air will hit us
Break through this fever
Bring us back to the dead

And we’ll know this dream has ended
It was never a real thing
Just a hope in our head

And I hope you can forgive me
When I break it to pieces
It seems, that’s what i do

Cause you, you don’t deserve this
But know when I hurt you
I cut me in two

Eddie Crane