Bro took all the benadryl 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️ and became the hat man🎩🎩🎩🎩

This might be the funniest song I've seen this week.

I remember bumping and listening to this shit when I was like 13 to 15 on my old account.... Good times lmao, I'm a whole 21 year old man now! Listening in the big 25, much love

Permissions

firefox stop fucking updating shit

Eyyyy it's this again
I don't feel like making anything new so I'll probably just be re-doing old shit that was done badly over time.

Miami NightCall [Redone it bluh]

Give me, give me chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my well-earned good-boy points,
on Kid’s Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mumsy lift me to the car,
To find me tendies near or far.
To enjoy my tasy tendie treats,
in lavish big boy booster seats.
McDonald’s, Hardee’s, Popeye’s, Cane’s,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping does not make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I’ll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I’ll scratch, I’ll bite, I’ll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart’s desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mumsy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren’t tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I’ve yearned.
Yet no tendies on my plate!
Did mumsy think that I’d just ate?
“TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!”
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

chicken Tendies

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REAL SPOOKY SHIT WE OUT HERE FUCKIN SPIDERS
#PISSGANG 
#CUMGANG

Spider In My Room (I'm Tryna Fuck It)

Yeah baby, It's Glenboy, bitch, I'm the Hentai Nightmare
And my style come rare, bitch I don't care
My competition is my prey, let me say
I be runnin from police like GTA
G-L-E-N, that's how you spell "king"
I run this industry, got labels on strings
I ride on dragons, my brothers on the wings
I'm like an insect, my bars'll make it sting
Do I get girls? Yes. I am the best
I'm twenty feet tall, and I dress to impress
I'll run up on your party with a bat like Ness
Whenever I rap girls start to undress

I get up on the floor, then it transforms to lava
My name Prince Zuko, I got mad honor
I get mad noodles, I cook mad pasta
I wouldn't have shit without my girl Davianna
All my homies bang, I bang too
I'm not talkin sex, I be bangin when I shoot
I go skydiving with no parachute
I'm like a deck of cards, bitch, I got four suits
I'm a crazy man with big plans and many fans
I'm throwin hands with your mans until he can't stand
I got my clan in my van, I make sick jams
Smoke grams while I'm playin my Gameboy Advance
I'm in a sauna with your momma, smokin marijuana
I make 'em pause like a comma, my game Barack Obama
I got your girl in pajamas, I'll take her to nirvana
I got Experience, bitch, Giorno Giovanna

All my songs Platinum, like Jotaro Kujo
My girl gave me sugar like her name was "glucose"
Glenboy the raddest motherfucker that you know
When I go to parties, I don't drink, I play UNO
I never seen tits before, but I am still a player
When I ejaculate, my dick shoots out lasers
Call me "Young Glenboy", I'm the Pussy Slayer
The Sexville Mayor, The Breastmilk Sprayer

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Big Data - "Bombs Over Brooklyn"

Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynPLQrictmg
Creator: https://soundcloud.com/moxifloxi

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Spider In My Room (I'm Tryna Fuck It)

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