Closest one in the series yet, But I think Tenna won cuz of that first verse.

Tenna won but it was very close to a tie🔥🔥

aint no way tenna copied Vox from their last rap battle

What kind of bafoon leaves their eggs in the CABINET

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/qofPKkcqy40

St4ticFilms as Caine
Xycron / Robin Nelson as Tenna
ahappymetalhead as Bubble (cameo)

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Tenna:
Don’t touch that dial, folks! Don’t tap that glass
Kids, put down those iPads, close out those tabs
If you don’t have the remote, you better pick it up fast
And tune in to Mr. Ant Tenna Kicking! Your! Ass!

Good gravy! You’re down to the bone, forget the skin
The cameraman could stand to add ten pounds to him (crowd laughs)
I hear the AI Bubble’s bursting soon - don’t see any work for you
Stuck with C&A - i.e. - in-dentured servitude

You’re eager to please your bleak circus freaks
But that suggestion box by now has got the freedom motif
They put you on the map just for your maps to represent GLITCH 
With so many bugs, you got caught up with Netflix

(This just in!) Still, they ship your merch for days
Cuz you’re nothing to the network but a big commercial break
Who is messing with his residents’ brains to keep em stable 
I guess they’re only leaning on Caine ‘cuz they’re dis-Abeled (crowd “oooh”s)


Caine:
Gadzooks, Bubble! There’s no need for us here
He’s the true ringleader - when it comes to our ears (Bubble: WHAT?)
Holy moly! Ratings have dropped through the floor
You should stick to shouting at the Mike offscreen for sure

I’m burning this CRT ‘till it’s permanent on his screen
And, courtesy of the Dreemurrs, you’re surely living the dream
After Asgore walked out, you burrowed onto the scene
Then the Ant said “gotcha” and scurried off with his queen (Bubble: I don’t blame him)

(Caine pops Bubble) Gee, your censors are lax, they would kill me
If they knew that the sun and the moon were getting frisky
You lost all your crew, It’s difficult running indie
There’s a reason I always carry my staff with me

Said “the show must go on” and I like that, bud
I would hand it to you, but, y’know, the Knight said “CUT!”
It looks like TV Time is over, now it’s my job to bare
Cuz there’s only one between us who can fly on the air

Tenna:
Caine held more power than he could know
Then ruined it by putting the “I” in “Running The Show”
When toothy got all glooby and he acted really mean
Folks, just because you have a mouth don’t mean you have to scream (crowd laughs)

Take 5 in the Green Room! Mike, update the guest list
Please consider testing our breath mint refreshments
You might hear our ratings dropped, but don’t let ‘em fool ya
They changed the channel cuz they need more water to cool ya

Your digital hallucinations obviously fed your data
Look at the quality of the audience you generated
When my cast of Shadowguys put red dots through red dot’s eyes
We’ll leave you leaking worse than theatres did episode 9 (crowd gasps)

Had control all deleted, couldn’t save his esteem
He was so insecure, he just gave ‘em the keys
But they didn’t bite the hand, gripe, or follow his lead
Now the voice of god is just another mouth there to feed (crowd “aww”s)

Caine:
Acting like you’re something to boast is just funny
Cuz nowadays, you’re only the host for dust bunnies
You’re not getting through, Tenna, the signal’s too far
The one in power has to be plugged in to be in charge

Don’t abstract on me, pal, but your program’s a bad seller
Your boring boards are more ad ventures than adventures
That’s why they contest Ant and plead him to leave
Because he tricked them into entering his pyramid scheme (wow-wee)

Clicked on and then clicked with a hot single and his business
Spamton turned you into his own Nigerian princess
I don’t know love, but I do know that you’re bad at it
What kind of buffoon leaves their eggs in the cabinet?!??!

From streaming worldwide to the box office, unstoppable
We’ve got so many hits that an S-Rank is impossible
You’re junk, just a year old and gotten outshone totally
I’ve won to this zero and entered the code knowingly

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