To be fair, you have to have a *very* high IQ to understand Professor Layton.
(The announcer is not gone, I figured for the video for this I could make it a storybook or something, I just couldn't get an announcer to work the way I wanted for this one so it wasn't in it)

Eddie as Dipper Pines
Multi as Professor Layton
aries as Mabel Pines
F00PZ as Luke Triton

Dipper Pines:
You wanna fight Big Dipper? Seems the stars have aligned
My rap flow is Unexplainable - so here’s Dipper’s Guide
Made Bill pay for his Ciphers and now i’m destroying another
Got two flawless seasons but I’ll beat you in one summer
Why don’t you tell Gressenheller about your fossil of a genre
The only time you could take names is regarding your momma trauma
This knob may think he’s smart ‘cuz he’s dressed up for Summerween
But like his jacket, mysteries are Not What He seams
I see that Layton is hot on Oregon’s Trail
But my location is laden with puzzles that you would fail
When I quantum destabilize ya - you won’t be Misthallery
Outshined in your crossover. Hope you don’t have silver allergy
I’m spitting like Dippy Fresh, you’re acting like Sheriff Blubs
And every shot’ll cost ya firing from slot machine guns
I wouldn’t Picarat to battle but his cheese came up to visit
I guess your sweetie pie couldn’t handle Hershel’s kisses
Professor Layton:
A true gentleman leaves no puzzle unsolved, so let’s put together the pieces
And find out how a Scooby Doo doppelganger managed two seasons
I’m a literary novel for geniuses to deduce
You more closely resemble a fanfiction by Dr. Soos
Take pride in your lack of masculinity, i’m a gentleman
No more girlish squeals, Dipper - this will be your Last Spect-rogram
I get the archeolo-gist of this Puh-terodactyl Bro
I’ve got the puzzle Reinhold while you Don Paolo 
I’ll call in Granny Riddleton, teach you how to run a shack
You’d be more fit to pursue 3 battles back
We were both whisked from our homes, and I became Professor Layton
Your Society turns a Blind Eye ‘cuz no one wants to free Mason
Now the only thing that comes from your franchise is bloopers
With no one will tie up the loose ends in your Unwound Future
Dipper Pines:
I’ve battled monsters half as ugly as you are, and I defeated ‘em!
Make so many gnomic conclusions, that you should be the queen of ‘em
Can’t Diabolically Box, you brandish blades to determine  
So you’ll need a Hint Coin if you wanna Rumble McSkirmish
I can outdress this pest Sev’ral Timez over - no sweater!
School’s out! Our Smile Dips at the sight of a professor
You’ve got no pats on the back - no awkward siblings to hug
Dropping bars like best friends? That’s what a gentleman does!
Professor Layton:
You mock my past but wouldn’t dare step in my shoes?
This reminds me of a puzzle I can solve in 1 move
You deserted your sister for your long lost uncle
Who you proceeded to threaten with a mind erasing gun pulled
This Last Mablecorn is hardly the cream of the crop
Pinecest ain’t nearly as sick as the rhymes that Luke drops!
We’ll silence a Lamby Lamb by proving he’s not profound
Pine Tree will fall in my Village and nobody will make a sound

Coverart by Aaron Peters
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by hala-X

NEXT BATTLE: Not Nagito (ft. Tuna)

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