BFDI (Battle for Dream Island) cast vs Bunk'd cast

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Monokuma vs Freddy Fazbear

dream vs. nagito komaeda - rap battle! - ft. eric the audible & snakebite126

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Snakebite126 as Nagito Komaeda
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Written by Snakebite126

Directed by Snakebite126, Shishroomie, GamingPlush64, Rabi, Zagranis & Freshy Kanal

Audio Playback by Zagranis & Shimario

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Beat Produced by
Epistra

Additional Instruments by
Freshy Kanal & Musiclide

Storyboard by
Freshy Kanal, Snakebite126, Shimario, GamingPlush64, Rabi, Fightmarker

Video Edited by Shimario, Freshy Kanal, Snakebite126, Rabi & GamingPlush64

Dream Sprite by RobotRitchie

Thumbnail by Shimario

Outro Art by JesseBox

Dream vs. Nagito Komaeda - Rap Battle! - ft. Eric the Audible & Snakebite126

Freshy Kanal - King Julien Vs. King Louie Rap Battle Ft. Chase Beck & Snakebite126

Freshy Kanal: Hulk vs Frankenstein ft. Eric the Audible, Fightmarker & Mr. Tibbs

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Dennislikesjazz as Grunkle Stan
Freeced as Saul Goodman
Commander Jacob as Soos 

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Grunkle Stan:
Welcome, sleazebag, to the Mystery Shack
I don’t want your card, I deal strictly in cash
‘Cuz I rely on freaks like you to keep my business intact
We oughta shove your keister in a fixture of glass

In fact, Soos! (yes, Mr. Pines?) Let’s make it happen (yus!)
‘Cuz Romeo here is in desperate need of some attraction
I don’t even think Mabel could fix your marriage with Wexler
Yeah, your ex-wife misses you - BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

Don’t “Slippin’ Jimmy” me, pal - you smash my front end
And I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!!

No wonder Chuck never trusted you, you’re clearly just an idiot 
I’ve heard of “burning bridges” but this is getting ridiculous
Your bro wanted to guide you in life, but he went mad trying
Looks like your gaslighting led to his gas lighting

Saul Goodman:
Name’s Saul - did you know your disses are poor?
Hit the road, old timer, I don’t do wills anymore
Think you’re taking the gold? I don’t buy what you say
‘Cuz when it comes to bars, I’m the Viktor - with a K

Step off! As the kids say, I’m “cocking” my “blick”
The streets call me Walt Jr. ‘cuz I walk with a stick
You oughta walk with a broom (heh) your Shack’s a disgrace
You should call the disappearer - to vacuum the place

Okay, I took your Lazy Susan for a spin and got lucky
Sorry Grunk, tough luck, old people love me
How am I supposed to convince her you’re not ugly?
Your honor, my client’s hot - source: bro trust me

What can I say, I made my company name
Without laboring my grandkids in the summer all day
Your whole business is fishy - when the feds get involved
And you’re locked up in prison - hey, Better Call Saul!

Grunkle Stan:
Well, If you wanna talk fishy, buddy, you fit the bill
Dude, you work with Ehrmantraut (heh) and your name is McGill
I’ve got a family that loves me, just go ask Sixer
You cut all yours off and stuck with Kid Named Finger

Now let’s talk about Howard, the guy you led to his tomb
You filled up room in his head until his head filled your room
Then tried to flee to Cinnabon, but they caught you with ease
Take it from me - being a crook is in your Genes

Saul Goodman:
I heard you love embezzlement but I suggest you better quit
Before l blow the top on your settlement like a Kettleman
Don’t like it, then blow me - I know you eat kids
Use that “two-wrist attraction” and Saul Gone my dick!

Stan, you disappoint your wife - in more ways than one
And you took your brother’s life - in more ways than one
You just kept rocking the boat, that’s something you can’t afford
Now your relationships have sailed - unlike the Stan O’ War

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDyde
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat (Saul) and Valonide (Stan)
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
K.C. as Yuri
Chi-Chi as Toko Fukawa/Genocide Jack

Yuri:
Let me read you a poem I wanted to write
About a troll and the love of her life
Yet the one she likes leaves her dreams cut like a knife
I call it Ghosted Under the Light
Now I'm sorry to mention the topic
But I can't help but feel it's ironic
You think you'd find peace with the skeletons in your closet
After all those days locked in it?
Your Jekyll-Hyde trope is so mild
Mixed-up at birth, but can't mix up your style
I can't bare your creepy plots, you get a cold
And turn into a hormonal Sweeney Todd
You fill your novels with your smut on every page
The only real tales you know are from your braids
Stop acting slick, you’re a close-minded coward
Think you got flow? Miss, you don't even shower

Toko Fukawa:
S-save me the tears, ugh, a-all you do is whine
N-no wonder your back hurts s-so much, someone must’ve t-took out your spine
In your Teletubby club, you’re the most unbearably clingy
No one wants to share a weekend in the bin with Kinky Winky- Achoo!

Genocide Jack:
Let’s add Genocide into the beat
Crushing Monika’s pawns like it’s UDG
What a basic bitch, I’m shocked you got beat
Like, what character left is in your files to delete?
When it comes to my racier tastes, I’m not shy
But they must call you Yuri cause you can’t land a guy
Lines so flat, like the Doki Doki in your heart stopped
In the courtroom, you’ll be another portrait to mark off
I look at what I want and I will always get it
You stutter a single sentence and you instantly regret it
I bet you were taking pointers of the verse I spew
You’re sinking low in shame - got the bookworm’s eye view
You’ll be looking like your banners when you’re chopped through
‘Cause scissors beat the paper you get your rocks off to
You know I’m shredding through your fancy little letters
Now get that pen outside of you and write me something better

Yuri:
Let me read you a poem I wanted to write
About an ugly hag who's fucking despised
By her parents, her class, everyone in her life
If you killed yourself now, nobody would cry!
Grew close to your man, then in Case 2
He went out his way to frame you
And only your picture remained in your bad ending playthrough
And he went out his way to frame you!
I made my man lose his mind with the love in his heart
You made a boy lose a bet with how ugly you are
Open your third-eye, four-eyes, yappin' 'bout code
When Your Reality, Sho, is a reality show
And I bet when your count of kills mostly scarred you
Go carve a tally for your friendship with Komaru
I'm gently closing the door on your little love story
Try not to get too hung up on your rejection, Syo-ri

Genocide Jack:
Take those piss-poor flows and find more poems to pee on
Ugh, you leave a bathroom worse off than Leon
You should me the party moves you got in store
'Cause girl - once the beat dropped you hit the club floor!
Monika Altered your Ego, killing your game, you were left as a minor annoyance
Your depressive obsession still was just in vain, but it wasn't entirely pointless (Heheh!)

Yuri vs. Toko Fukawa - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Chase Beck as Santa Claus
Freshy Kanal as Satan
McGwire, Cami-Cat, RaccoonBroVA, Freshy Kanal, Freeced, JustGamer, Johnald, Mike Choe & Swizkii as Elves

Santa Claus:
I'm dropping off some gifts before you start the apocalypse,
'Cause Old Saint Nick don't play with H-E-double hockey sticks!
Deceiving all the humans that you're so below,
So I'll clean the Garden of Eden up like a hoe hoe hoe!
You were given all of Heaven's beauty, so what did you lose it for?
Let's make Lucifer a few trimmers so he can lose the fur!
Staged rebellion 'cause you weren't cared for like God?
Gambled your future with those snake eyes, and your pair of dice lost!
When I'm inside chimneys, surrounded in smoke,
I may be high on rooftops, but I can smell you're brimstoned! (Brimstoned!)
So like it's church, I'll be confessing the truth
When all it takes to vanquish your sin is to step in a booth!
And you're the bringer of light? Say, that reminds me:
I got a job for your bottom at the top of my pine tree!
You specialize in phony scams; I specialize in long letters!
They tell me you're not a villain; you're just a call center!

Satan:
It's the path of Satan that you've crossed with.
Check Faust's contract; see how I deal with Clauses.
I fell from the heavens and got a new life.
You fell from a roof... and fucking died!
Worship me, you sad hoax spread at Christmas time!
I was made to rule over you; I'm the Prince of Lies!
You're not made to guide a human through their childhood,
'Cause they don't know if you exist; they just fear that I could!
There's no visit if your parents don't have bucks to spend!
Swig a glass of milk, 'cause you're favoring the 1%!
You witness struggle, and then step away!
Tiny Tim won't walk when you're handing him a candy cane!
Spying on resting children, you're always watching!
Must be a treat to stuff our nights with Christmas "stalking"!
Everything about you is a scheme to net dough!
Led by a red nose; fitting when you represent Coke!
It's Boxing Day when they punch the clock just to not get paid!
And I'm the snake, yet Claus escaped on his sleigh when the audits came!
How awful; I'll offer a proper wage and gold benefits!
Sign here; it'll be your last will and Old Testament!

Santa Claus:
You couldn't make me sign that while hanging over your lava!
Want me to sell my soul? I thought the devil wears prada!
I circle the equator, drop presents around the nations!
You couldn't make a starving man give into temptation!
You went from burning girls in Salem to persecuting gay folks!
Sprouted those horns, because you're nothing but a scape-goat!
Up in the clouds, you were handed it all,
Until you let your ego grow, and you got decked out the halls!
You had your entire wishlist get checked off by God,
But you only became worth writing down when you fell off!
Just because you spend your time with guys out fiddling kids,
It doesn't mean you have the skills to try out-fiddling kids!
The Bible says a thief must provide for restitution,
But you acted as your own judge, and you still chose execution!

Satan:
They praised your day; now it frightens the devout.
Why, you've left it like a postcard, with Christ X'd out!
Caused the world to stray from God, but turns out after all,
You moved the pastor's traditions with kids into the mall!
Wring families dry 'til there's a sacrifice made!
They'll pay whatever costs, like it's Black Magic Friday!
Corrupted the day of being grateful, and you dare say I'm the devil?!
All you've done was damn the Christmas spirit to my level!
So try to forbid me; your efforts are fruitless!
You're chewing on cookies; I'm gnawing on Judas!
You need an Eve to cheer up the world's needy?!
I just needed Eve, and I doomed the whole species!

Santa vs. Satan - Rap Battle!

Freshy Kanal: Santa vs Satan - ft. Chase Beck

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Cam Steady as Yugi Muto
Connor Quest as Moon Knight

Moon Knight:
Don't expect a good mark from Spector when you took eight years to solve a basic puzzle.
Bullied so much that it left a deep cut; decked in the playground, now his brain is shuffled!
Ruler of night in a suit and a tie; if you're under the stars, you're in my house!
Tool at my hip in a lunar eclipse; look at me the wrong way, and it's lights out!
The moon I grab is my boomerang! I draw handguns; you draw losing hands!
Beat you red and blue 'til you're white in the face like the U.S. flag or the Union Jack!
Not made for kids; I been strapped like a SWAT team!
Tell Atem being in a kid is noncy!
Act like a jackal when you're more a lost sheep!
Find a bitch inside you when they do the autopsy!
Bring out your trio; disarming the gods is part of the job!
Think you've been cheating; I'm judging your heart of the cards!
Legal decks shouldn't need checking with cardiographs!
If you're gonna try angles to hurt my demeanor,
None could be worse than deserting that geezer!
Other men carry you; took all the fame and prestige.
Sounds like a pyramid scheme!

Yugi Muto:
You can't keep your head in the game with your different sides going separate ways! (Right!)
You struggle to sleep at the end of the days, but I'll put you to bed with these chains! (Okay!)
You ain't better than cults with their stolen sculptures!
Egyptian bird? More like culture vulture!
This duel needs an age cap; you're a mummy!
How old must you be to own Dracula money?
Take a wrong step with unbalanced weight, and you'll activate all the traps I placed!
Since you act so great, then I'll bury you where Alexander lays: a closed casket case!
It's good that your marriage vows included "In sickness and poor health". (Yu...)
Don't worry about me cheating (Gi...); stop cheating on yourself! (OHHHH!!!)

Moon Knight:
Are you a pharaoh or Feral Imp?
Your deck isn't even competitive!
Get off your high horse; no Pegasus!
Your biggest battle: the guilt that you wrestle with!
Your weak mind is corrupted; not the voice of a hero.
Nearly crushed that bug kid and made Kaiba want his life points zero!
Grown-ass man acting childish!
You're like Zorc: you're a giant dick!
What game needs IQ of scientists?
Lately, your cards read like hieroglyphs!
He's a bit of a bore, like a history tour; should shelve this prick with the gifts in my store!
Most of your fights are with your own guys; what do all your friends keep switching for?

Yami Yugi:
You couldn't reach those gates, thanks to the chip on bro's shoulder.
Don't go overboard; we know to break a moon, you make a stone soldier.
You got a fucked-up youth, all from your mom's abuse!
You're not a winner just 'cause you simply have nothing to lose!
You're face-down as I raise hell, 'cause when I counter, I break spells.
There's no peace you can find; there's one piece on your mind, and it locked you up in your brain cells!
And your gang is absurdly obnoxious; too Strange to hear a word from the Doctors.
Should've aimed first when they shot 'ya and placed a ban on the rebirth of a monster!
(Ay, ay!) I'm used to these verse plays; my life has been turn-based!
Put Khonshu in a birdcage, then all your powers turn third-rate!
This is an OTK; you'll get no time to recover!
And when you're sent to the shadows, go say hi to your brother.

Yugi Muto vs. Moon Knight - Rap Battle!

After months of work and hours of dedication, my new series Animation vs Anything is finally starting. Thanks to everyone who helped out!

Eric the Audible as Gumball
Eddie's Rap Channel as Darwin

SkeepTieel as Calvin
Seth W. as Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes (0:20):
 
I’m not whistling Dixie when I say my intro’s decent
Cure your permanent Joy virus with the real world’s treatment
If you’re terrified of Tina, you can’t fight Calvinosaurus
It’s a pro Cub Scout against two dolts lost in the forest
I’ve got the eye of a tiger - and the maw of a disser
Used to fire deadly shots like a Spaceman Spiffer
G.R.O.S.S won’t accept a crossdressing androgynous imbecile
Tackle and knock you old Ni-cold for your Spittle’s principle
Tickled Pinky Malinky and now your fame just eludes me
You’re against Copycats, but you’re two replicas of Susie?
With your stale style, Gumball, don’t bite off more than you can chew
I’m sure with your verses this battle will be called HIP FLOP 2!
 
Gumball and Darwin (0:48):
 
Uh… Who are you again? Seriously, I can’t tell a bit
Let’s use their Time Machine to go back to when they were still relevant
On the track, i’ve got bite - an Alligator on the Train
You better stuff it! Thought you’d win? Were you imagining again?
I Dodge and Dare you to bite the Bullet that i’ve been Tracing
Can’t handle flow - you hate bathing! My World and rhymes are Amazing!
People find your jokes hi-Larry-ous, but I find it nefarious
A schizophrenic terror kid who’s tiger is his therapist
You better call up Tobias to be your friend
Because your only other one appears to be out for your head
Use your Cerebral Enhance-O-Tron or give us the Writers Block
But your wounds from the Cretinizer? Quite visible when you talk
 
Calvin and Hobbes (1:16):
 
Heh, he got you there. Shut up, Hobbes, don’t you hiss at me
I can invent rhymes so sweet they call me Calvin, Boy of Diss-tiny
But i’m thinking outside the cardboard box in order to wage War on
They should change Zach’s legal name to “Elmoron”
I won’t make a Hobbes Creek, you’ve got no sign that my flow’s tough
This is the second rap you spat proving that you need to grow up
You got de-Moe-lished on the mic! Your verses left this tiger snoring
I’m tired of spitting lyrics now. Let’s go exploring!
 
Gumball and Darwin (1:34):
 
What the what? That’s Richard. You need to Ketchup with your Raps
This slow Tiger’s queries would flow better in Trap!
When we Complete Calvin and Hobbes, these two Simians won’t be Missed
An Un-Responsible kid and his jaw dropping comic stripped
The only Bombs you can drop are Chocolate Frosted Sugar
Your series couldn’t Carrie it’s weight and now Bill’s a pencil pusher
And you’re pushing Daisies like Anais - no longer in the paper
Washed up by our Watterson flow! Now you’ve met your maker!

Written by Eddie
Mixed by SkeepTieel
Prod. by Sean Divine

Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

This was originally planned to be the fifth battle, but due to casting issues the second and fifth battle have switched places on the schedule. Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy!

CookieSaurus as XJ-9
Eddie as Mighty No. 9

XJ-9:

It’s Jenny.
And I reckon that Beck will be coming second
‘Gainst a force to be reckoned with, best you in a nanosecond
Even Sheldon’s more threatening to me than your wreck of a weapon
Tried to Vexus but your over-Xel-ously ended up deceptive
Wanting to gain my rap skills? That’s no reason to Kickstart a fight!
It’s clear you were screwed loose from the start - under black or greenlight
Go Cryosphere me a river and short circuit! No money back
At any AcXelerate you know i’m a-head on this track
I can’t ig-Nora Raggedy Android - who’s mascot of a Brand… ish
I’m Calling out your stolen Comcept repackaged as Mega Man’s kin
Bringing the cam-pain to a foe Mezmer-izing and fueling fake fans
It’s a Sibling Tsunami when I leave SANDA in my Wake, man!
                                              
Mighty No. 9:
 
I’ll leave you crying like it’s prom night - lest you use Sheldon to show off
He’s stooped so low that my foe is now a MILF As A Teenage Robot
You can proceed with Call Hating but we’re with CherryDyn, on top!
At least I actually made money! You were a commercial flop
You’re in need of a Hostile Makeover (Ha!) Better Tuck and cover
When you’re dismantled, your ReXelection would be quite the Cluster
I’d say this Monkey ain't so Wise despite her use of the Trinity
Prepare for a Future Shock because it would take years to finish me            
The strength of a million men seems hidden in this XJW
Your followers seem to love screening your chest - like your mother’s news
You walk among your League Of Legends as Robot Boy’s Krust-y Cousin
Nick nicked you of you show and Nick Yu nicked you of your win

XJ-9:

You got thousands of people to fund a game that is lifeless
But thinking you could beat me as a stretch goal is priceless
I squash bugs your game is riddled with! Surpassed by your labrats!
You’ll have nothing to show and tell when I take you for Masterclass!

Mighty No. 9:

You Are The Robot - thus you lack humane behaviour
But you should be avid in my philosophy: it’s a no-brainer!
Their Neighbour Was A cool Teenage Robot - before the redesign
Now a Silver Shell of her former self - Megaman X-J-9

Amazing Cover Art drawn by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Kustom

NEXT BATTLE: Doritos (ft. Leannaire)

XJ-9 vs Mighty No. 9 - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

screw this i'm wierdmageddon sick of the ava schedule

Released in conjunction with AvA's sister series Danganronpa vs Anything's premiere! Check it out and give him a look: https://soundcloud.com/danganronpavanything/chiaki-nanami-vs-dva-danganronpa-vs-anything-1

Leannaire as Peridot
Fel as The Flatwoods Monster

Peridot:

*ahem* Here’s the drill, you corrupted cryptid
I’m sure to leave a burnt metallic odor inflicted
On this twisted thing so it can’t cause humans harm
By removing this clodpated owl from my barn!
*Peridot grumbling noises* Not a stretch to erect you defective
When even your very permanence comes into question
When Pumpkin warned me of a danger - I assumed it would be that
Not a Braxton brat left like his name and fame - Flat!


The Flatwoods Monster:

Is your win’s existence evident? Let’s gather the evidence
You drone on more than those that defend your residence
Homeworld’s logic is astounding - they’ve made an Era 2
I’ll be taking Lapis out of your life - you’re feeling blue
Shud a Lil’ Butler step up in this bout
I’ll prove you’re not unique - I cast the shadow of a doubt
Staring sadly at the figure your irate dog ate
While your Campy Pining Heart couldn’t even keep a Log Date

Peridot:

I don’t think my Message was Received, judging by your torment
You just keep spitting things that get flushed down the toilet
The point is - I’m prevailing in this verbal Gem War
So I order you to get out my dimension, 10 4?
You’d like a Log Date, wouldn’t ya? Got a thing for tree trunks
But now the Flatwoods Monster’s unable to touch stumps
*NYEHEHEH!* That Will Be All, you Flatwoods clod
There will be no escape pod when displayed as a fraud

The Flatwoods Monster:

Towering over this Mistake, like my name was Yellow Diamond
When I’m spitting fire balls to leave this Breakfast Friend Crying
Don’t get con-fused, prude, when you’re blacked out and and caked in goo
I sighted Doritos and Mountain Dew fused, it was you!
Step out of your Uni-verse and face me in tangibility
For I shall spare this Clusterf*** due to her lack of ability
So you can save your “wow, thanks” and your feeble skills from Steven
Before I leave you and this battle cut clean like cleavage..


Amazing Cover Art drawn by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Hollywood Legend Productions

NEXT BATTLE: It's not my fault you game is terrible, i'll abuse this! (ft. Mancha)

Extra bonus tidbits for those who read the description (ily)

- Next battle will be the first shorter battle. Every fourth battle is going to be a less important 8-8-4-4 in order to use some secondary characters I wouldn't normally use.

- This was the first battle ever written for AvA, back before AvA was even conceived. I considered making the series "Cryptids vs Anything" for a brief period of time after writing this,

- The Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes vid is being worked on by plenty of talented peeps, and it will hopefully be out soon.

Peridot vs The Flatwoods Monster (2017) - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

im the coolest meme-meister in the USA

Mancha as Poochie
Boris as Parappa the Rapper

Poochie:

The name’s Poochie D, and i’ve got something to say
The Cool-est dudemeister leaves you neutered and spayed
I’ll make ya cry when I cut up Master Onion
Colonel Noodle here can’t do nothing by kickin’ and punchin’
U RAPPIN’ AWFUL when compared to the Simpsons
Your father messed up when he invented this shrimp son
I put a spin on my cartoon much like a vinyl
Lammy shows that your maker learned to always recycle!

Parappa:

Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind!
If you wanna test me, i’m sure you’ll find
I’m alright, go back to sittin’ in the car
While I make like the Simpsons and drop the bar
You’ve made it! I’m spittin’ a Fireworks Factory
Your measly one Stage was unsatisfactory
So head to your planet that needs you, they’re brainless
No need to smell me later when inhabiting Uranus!


Poochie:

Chill out, hot dog, and take it on the Joe Chin
Cut it out! Like your in-game appearance, your flow’s thin
It’s hard to Fleaswallow you think you’re better, mutt
You gotta believe that I just kicked your butt

Parappa:

Throwing some cel shade sends you straight to the vet
I’m set with Sunny, but for you, the sun’s set
You’ve got a bad rap, and here you haven’t been redeemed
Killed the mic like your character: 2D EXTREME!

Cover Art by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Boris
Prod. by Marsad Men

NEXT BATTLE: Wait like an hour (ft. garbageGothic)

Extra bonus tidbits for those who read the description (Gonna make this a thing now)

-This was the second AvA I ever wrote. It was written for this series unlike Peridot vs Flats, but it was made while the name of the series was still "Cartoons vs Anything".

-I did credit him properly above, but I want to give a special shoutout to Boris who was incredibly helpful with the making of this battle. He suggested additions for Parappa that I hadn't thought of, he mixed the battle (this is the first AvA that Skeep didn't mix) and he is editing Parappa's parts. Thanks man, couldn't have done it without you.

-For a brief point of time, this beat (Mary Pt. 2 by Marsad Men, if anyone is wondering) was my all time favourite beat and I am really excited that I got to use it.

-Mancha re-recorded Poochie last minute which is why this battle came out today instead of yesterday.

PREVIOUS HINT EXPLANATION:
"It's not my fault your game is terrible, i'll abuse this!"

Pretty obvious, it's a direct rip of one of Poochie's lines from CMRB's Itchy and Scratchy vs Tom and Jerry but replacing "show" with "game" because Parappa is a game

Poochie vs PaRappa the Rapper - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

woa that was fast

Eddie as Mickey Mouse
garbageGothic as PIkachu

Mickey Mouse:

Oh boy! A Mimikyu is finna lose who can’t be dubbed Mouse
Mickey’s primed to spit a Diss-ney and escalate to a Club-house!
You might spit fire like Ho-Oh, like Johto with Gold flow
But i’m already turned to Ash, my films never get old, no!
We aren’t cos-playing around with your fashion, guy
Couldn’t cure your dead series with a Max Revive
It shouldn’t come down to a measly app deciding
If your cash can keep your rehash alive
You only land subtle jabs when you try to Pokeball
When I drop the gloves with these hands - Gotta Catch Em All!


Pikachu:


What a shocker! You’re Plane Crazy and this phony’s gonna crash
Try to step up with Walt’s? At least my owner likes me more than cash
When we don’t see eye to eye - Pikachurin for more than Leers
I will direct my current flow front and center into your ears!
I’m used to taking names in a Pokerap
Fighting me is amiss - call it Focus Blast
After 20 years, you gon need a Potion fast
Pokemon’s taken over - your whole trope has passed
You blow off some Steamboat Willie as soon as Pikachu wants to fight
But a wild Oswald thief appears to still be black and white

Mickey Mouse:

Children start with a blank Pallet - my charm is what they inherit
Your animal cruelty is in bad taste to children and parents
Think of yourself as ambi-Dex-trous with your anime and games?
You stole from me so much that they should nickname you Jesse and James
You want to ketchup with this hot dog? Let me give you The Pointer
Disney’s Landed a legacy lacking your trailer spoilers
Your franchise relies on multiple di-versions  with a “brand new” guise
But it will make a difference when people stop buying your pair o’ lies (paralyze)

Pikachu:

Sticks and stones may make my bones stronger as a solution
But this stoner should’ve learned the theory of evolution
For Pete’s sake! In this Melee you’re comparable to Pichu
Mice are attracted to cheesiness so I chews you!
With my enticing device I prove lightning strikes more than twice
When this Baller shines Light into your eyes, There will be four blind mice!
Go toe to Indigo Plateau with me? You’re out of my League in rap
So you best knock on Oak’s door and apply as a lab rat!

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Beatg33kz

NEXT BATTLE: Elementary (ft. Legion & Allymations)

Mickey Mouse vs Pikachu - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

bojack is the best cartoon of all time

Eric the Audible as Mr. Peanutbutter
Evava as Isabelle

Mancha as Mr. Resetti (CAMEO)


Mr. Peanutbutter (2 bar intro):
Woah, is that Isabelle? I wish I had’ve known!
What is this, an Animal Cross-over episode?

Mr. Peanutbutter:
They call me PB, the meaty MC from TV
Greetings! I’m pleased to meet the sweetie 3D queen, believe me!
But see here on the proceedings, they plead me to be a meanie
So I’ll weed this cheesy dweeb that’s the least of her beady species
This is Mr. Peanutbutter’s House! Your debt makes me whimper
You’re trapping children in contracts - Nook, Line and Sinker
My show displays the struggles in life - your game glorifies it
There’s nothing more than a gardening sim in your Horizons
(ohhh) So take your dream of mastering the track and bury it
‘Cuz you’re a secretary - not Secretariat
Your karaoke might have won over Twitter
But on the rung of a spitter, you’re just the runt of the litter
And with this flow i’m the Kapp’n, the bars I slung are way sicker
Than any twisted spleen or misdemeanor BoJack committed
Really, an island paradise? Your ideas have run out 
Am I your franchise? Because doggy doggy, what now?

Isabelle:
Goodness, Peanutbutter! That was quite the Town Tune
You know it’s customary for me to spit one back at you
I’m not one to drop my professional guise
But I’m takin’ after Raymond when dispensin’ a rhyme
(ayyy) This Tramp’s had too many Ladies at his spaghetti
(ayyy) With all that cheating, I oughta call up Resetti
(HEY!) This C-list actor don’t know the meaning of wealthy
Only green you’ve got is envy - Peanutbutter and Jelly

Mr. Peanutbutter:
(ugh) I really hate Shih Tzus - with all their passive behaviour
You best not make excuses for all your absences, failures 
You really ain’t who you would want your Town to call neighbor 
With your vacation juice and getting Smashed with the mayor
I’d say Izzy ain’t as innocent as she seems  
You’re the second kind of bell that I cannot stand in the least
*ding!* That’s all the time we’ve got - and while I wish you well 
Know that you’ll always be second to Carolyn - Silver Belles

Isabelle:
You get your flow from watering canned laughter
Tryna become a stand-up guy coddling panned actors
Your treatment of your friend Horseman is a hard sell
I wouldn’t be shocked if BoJack was behind your bars as well
And this is like your new design - no cap 
I find it ironic the Birthday Dad can’t rap
Can’t start a family either because no matter what you do
In the end, the only child in your household is you!
You’re a fad, dog - can’t get a laugh without lots of spunk
Bet this Sad Dog learned his Reactions from Dr. Shrunk
Your acting career living past Philbert is a damn crime
Your pilots get as much airtime as Dodo Airlines
Your paw print on Hollywoo’s honour ought to be on the Fritz
‘Cuz all in all, you’re honestly more toxic than chocolate is
I’m named after my hair - it’s the same for this mutt, too
They call you Peanutbutter cuz you’re nuts and I crushed you!

Written by Eddiefrb
Cover Art by Eddiefrb
Audio Engineered by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Beat prod. by Kustom

NEXT BATTLE: Beginning to Feel like a Rockstar (4th of July Special)

Mr. Peanutbutter vs Isabelle - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

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