Reupload. Last upload got taken down and my appeal didn't go through.

Azia as Peridot
Lil Secks as The Flatwoods Monster

Peridot:

*ahem* Here’s the drill, you corrupted cryptid
I’m sure to leave a burnt metallic odor inflicted
On this twisted thing so it can’t cause humans harm
By removing this clodpated owl from my barn!
*Peridot grumbling noises* Not a stretch to erect you defective
When even your very permanence comes into question
When Pumpkin warned me of a danger - I assumed it would be that
Not a Braxton brat left like his name and fame - Flat!


The Flatwoods Monster:

Is your win’s existence evident? Let’s gather the evidence
You drone on more than those that defend your residence
Homeworld’s logic is astounding - they’ve made an Era 2
I’ll be taking Lapis out of your life - you’re feeling blue
Shud a Lil’ Butler step up in this bout
I’ll prove you’re not unique - I cast the shadow of a doubt
Staring sadly at the figure your irate dog ate
While your Campy Pining Heart couldn’t even keep a Log Date

Peridot:

I don’t think my Message was Received, judging by your torment
You just keep spitting things that get flushed down the toilet
The point is - I’m prevailing in this verbal Gem War
So I order you to get out my dimension, 10 4?
You’d like a Log Date, wouldn’t ya? Got a thing for tree trunks
But now the Flatwoods Monster’s unable to touch stumps
*NYEHEHEH!* That Will Be All, you Flatwoods clod
There will be no escape pod when displayed as a fraud

The Flatwoods Monster:

Towering over this Mistake, like my name was Yellow Diamond
When I’m spitting fire balls to leave this Breakfast Friend Crying
Don’t get con-fused, prude, when you’re blacked out and and caked in goo
I sighted Doritos and Mountain Dew fused, it was you!
Step out of your Uni-verse and face me in tangibility
For I shall spare this Clusterf*** due to her lack of ability
So you can save your “wow, thanks” and your feeble skills from Steven
Before I leave you and this battle cut clean like cleavage..

Peridot vs The Flatwoods Monster (2020) - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓘'𝓶 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓲𝔂𝓪𝓱 

𝓢𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻-𝓛𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻

𝓗𝓸𝓽-𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓭,𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 

𝓕𝓪𝓿𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓐𝓷𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓵: 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶 

𝓕𝓪𝓿𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓕𝓸𝓸𝓭: 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓷, 𝓒𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓼

𝓕𝓪𝓿𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓢𝓸𝓷𝓰? : 𝓣𝓸𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓸 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓣𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓫𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓼𝓮𝓪 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 

𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓻𝓹:

another alternative account of WILLIAM MILLER and Izuku midoriya.

Peridot vs The Flatwoods Monster (2020) - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

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