smiling friends won (totally not because dhmis died)

now let's agree to leave and never come back

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/HmOVTSjxj7Y

stargirlkyu as Lofi Girl
DayumDahlia as Cassette Girl

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Cassette Girl:
Let’s kick it back to the 80s and stick the tape in
As I deliver the greatest of rhythm and syncopation
Against a scholar who copied off Studio Ghibli’s homework
And changed it up just a little in hopes that we wouldn’t notice (uh)

Low fidelity? The hell is that even s’posed to be
Oh, you’re telling me your melodies put us both to sleep?
Playing non-stop in the background of a frat house
You merged for the merch, now you’re ChilledCow’s cash cow

Artist goes by Soft, I’m going hard though
DONDRRR dons the mark of don demarco 
Take you down like how your channel gets strikes
Maybe study copyright law next time

Lofi Girl:
Excuse me, could you please keep it down
Your hair’s made out of tape? I wish it was your mouth
I’m the master of spinning tracks when it comes to streaming
So sit back, study and relax to this lofi beating

You were scrapped as a mascot, it looks like you’re still active though
Tell me, how could someone rapping this bad host a talent show
Honestly, no wonder you lost your fame
‘Cuz this battle’s like Newgrounds - you’ve got no game

Cassette Girl:
You couldn’t back up half the shit you’re saying
Gonna need to add an MLA citation
When it comes to rapping, like her shirt, she’s unfit
Get her out of Cass’ hair and back in Ludwig’s

It’s really no wonder why your pandemic growth stayed
The coronavirus left your viewers with no taste
Take it from an android, this streamer’s an automated loop at best
No amount of studying would help her pass the Turing Test

Lofi Girl:
The whole net thirsts for this web toon
From Cassette Girl to Cassette Goon
In the long run, as an artform
Looks like SoftDon made you softcore

Granted, PhantomArcade gave you a glow up
But not even FNF could get this Android to blow up
And now the only thing that your artist is known for is that
Ironic, Anchor Electronics just keeps holding him back

So now I’ll put this to bed, give Cassette a pillow fight
Lofi still making the bread, got that loaf eye
Like your namesake, your days came and went
So call me a Walkman ‘cuz I just played Cassette

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by kulture.
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal
Art by Valonide
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Vs. The Truman Show

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/TAARumwiTzI?si=qHuSOTca7K1_Dh06

Dennislikesjazz as Grunkle Stan
Freeced as Saul Goodman
Commander Jacob as Soos 

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Grunkle Stan:
Welcome, sleazebag, to the Mystery Shack
I don’t want your card, I deal strictly in cash
‘Cuz I rely on freaks like you to keep my business intact
We oughta shove your keister in a fixture of glass

In fact, Soos! (yes, Mr. Pines?) Let’s make it happen (yus!)
‘Cuz Romeo here is in desperate need of some attraction
I don’t even think Mabel could fix your marriage with Wexler
Yeah, your ex-wife misses you - BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

Don’t “Slippin’ Jimmy” me, pal - you smash my front end
And I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!!

No wonder Chuck never trusted you, you’re clearly just an idiot 
I’ve heard of “burning bridges” but this is getting ridiculous
Your bro wanted to guide you in life, but he went mad trying
Looks like your gaslighting led to his gas lighting

Saul Goodman:
Name’s Saul - did you know your disses are poor?
Hit the road, old timer, I don’t do wills anymore
Think you’re taking the gold? I don’t buy what you say
‘Cuz when it comes to bars, I’m the Viktor - with a K

Step off! As the kids say, I’m “cocking” my “blick”
The streets call me Walt Jr. ‘cuz I walk with a stick
You oughta walk with a broom (heh) your Shack’s a disgrace
You should call the disappearer - to vacuum the place

Okay, I took your Lazy Susan for a spin and got lucky
Sorry Grunk, tough luck, old people love me
How am I supposed to convince her you’re not ugly?
Your honor, my client’s hot - source: bro trust me

What can I say, I made my company name
Without laboring my grandkids in the summer all day
Your whole business is fishy - when the feds get involved
And you’re locked up in prison - hey, Better Call Saul!

Grunkle Stan:
Well, If you wanna talk fishy, buddy, you fit the bill
Dude, you work with Ehrmantraut (heh) and your name is McGill
I’ve got a family that loves me, just go ask Sixer
You cut all yours off and stuck with Kid Named Finger

Now let’s talk about Howard, the guy you led to his tomb
You filled up room in his head until his head filled your room
Then tried to flee to Cinnabon, but they caught you with ease
Take it from me - being a crook is in your Genes

Saul Goodman:
I heard you love embezzlement but I suggest you better quit
Before l blow the top on your settlement like a Kettleman
Don’t like it, then blow me - I know you eat kids
Use that “two-wrist attraction” and Saul Gone my dick!

Stan, you disappoint your wife - in more ways than one
And you took your brother’s life - in more ways than one
You just kept rocking the boat, that’s something you can’t afford
Now your relationships have sailed - unlike the Stan O’ War

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDyde
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat (Saul) and Valonide (Stan)
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
OtterBoyVA as Rambley the Raccoon
Adult Male #3, American English (truvoice) as Kinito

Rambley the Raccoon:
Wait a minute! I don't have you in my database
I assumed that you were Kirby with your pink and basic face
And on the mic, I know you'll "suck". You don't write flames
While I'll kill it on the track! ...cause I like trains
Building bots and bikes and bears for your buds is tedious
So slow and robotic, it makes sense your voice is TTS
KinitoPET? More like Ki-need-to PET-tle away
Cause I'm already in your "best friend's" FPS games
Since my first chapter, the internet says I'm a hit
Raccoons like trash, sure, but you're for the recycle bin
Indi-going nuts with flow, I got this in the bag
Evеn the way that you deal with bodies is a drag
You rеally wanna brag but your accomplishments are nothing
Oh, you have a second monitor? I got 'em in the dozens!
So make like a door and shut it 'cause you're bound to get it wrong
We all know this ends with me having the better song

Kinito:
Nice to meet you, I'm KinitoPET. I'd love to be your friend
But I detect I'm expected to be mean instead
This is so free, it's like your code is open source
What's a "kingdom's faithful devotee" to a Trojan Horse?
I drop more than hot singles when you step onto my webpage
I'm opening terminals while you need help to open gates
Here's what your address says: 20 Ballpoint Avenue
Anaheim, California, and that isn't all I have on you
Look at your reflection, I can turn on cams
And like every theme park, you're full of off-brands
You'll never be Disneyland with your structures all crumbling
While all you need to get me "up and running" is double-click
I can make it really hurt, no cure for my virus
When I let off steam, I get off Steam, and leave people silenced
Mu-mu-murder your friends, and then kill you for good
I'm not gonna do it... Just know that I could

Rambley the Raccoon:
Yeesh, lyin' mascots never stop with ranting, do they?
I make every "diss count" like a Rambley Tuesday!
You're so co-dependent with your need for bonding, Bonzi
But you don't address it, instead you just attempt to dox me
But the park has open arms to any friend that'd want to visit!
There's even a space for you: Finley would find you delicious
It's ironic, in this battle, you have no legs to stand on
I will make you see MDs, not talking command prompts

Kinito:
Don't talk smack to the axolotl that has the admin access
I spit raw and off the top like Mollie Macaw: have you crashing
Popped out of an egg, now I'm scrambling Rambley
Mess him up until he fits in with his shambling family
Your chapter falls flat because my stories got soul
No one to console you... I open the console
Click the X, close the tab, get the battle done
And with him out of the way... Let's have everlasting fun...

Rambley the Raccoon vs. Kinito. DGPRB.

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
RedMufflerMan‬ as Alastor
Nathan Wagner as Tony the Talking Clock

Alastor:
Salutations to the sinners of hell!
I hope you're all tuned in and listening well,
Our program can cause jaws to drop,
What could be more entertaining than watching the clock?
Once again he interrupts a favorite show for wayward souls,
He isn't prime time, That label's for the radio show!
Guess it's time to tell the time,
Just who he has come to fight,
Like you did to Yellow Guy, I will end your fucking life!

Tony the Talking Clock:
Time is a way that we measure progression,
With the way you waste it, I bеt you'll be second,
I'm minute to win it, my linеs are hot,
Your vocab's filthy, frankly it's Time to Stop!
I am a ruler so don't get it backwards, This goes just one way,
With you withered and grey at the end of the day,
Times up, you have met your end.
Shut you up for good with a MEH! MEH! MEH!

Alastor:
Mmm, I do not believe that screaming loud was in the deal...
My ears are bleeding, now I know how your victims feel!
The Clock was meant to shock but he's soft when he delivers,
When I grab the mic, you'll find my words are unfiltered,
Let's give a "big hand" to old Becky and Joe,
It's quite an achievement to be getting a show!
And yet I've been told OH, when checking for Tony,
He was found broken and dead in the cold! (how sad!)
Summoned by Roy for his son to be slaughtered,
But you must know, I never suck up to fathers!
Fuck you, Tony. Nothing you brought hertz!
By the end of this, You'll be running like clockwork.

Tony the Talking Clock:
Swinging at me with a chain on your soul?
That's par for the course for this ace in the hole,
The radio hammed up his act,
But there is always Time for Understanding the facts!
Time made your appearance change ever since the pilot,
I wish the same could be said about your writing,
You paid the price for spending Time mucking around,
When an angel dusted you and you ducked in the ground!
Now we can see the unimportance of Alastor!
He's always been the same, Unchanging like the calendar!
This deer lost his head trying to rag off this doll,
And now he's a tool you can hang on the wall.

Alastor vs. Tony the Talking Clock. DGPRB.

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/OJIl2Eing_c?si=EbRd3YUGQMwDRwmH

LongestSoloEver as Mr. Wolf
Eddiefrb as Dog Man

KingSpirals as Sarah Hatoff

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Mr. Wolf:
yes… yes…
Yes! Guess who’s in the verse
Lupus steal like Lupin the third
Peach fuzz buzz cut, dude, hit the curb (woah)
You don’t wanna chase me, pooch, stick to squirrels

Hit the Triple Flip-O-Rama with the fleece
And judging by your art, they defunded the police
Half-human head over heels for poodles - guess frou-frou appeals to ya
True blue feeling of Zuzuphilia

You and I are alike, we’ve been to prison
But you didn’t do time for the crimes that you committed
And when I said I gathered a team and got a jump on police and hit a lick on the chief
It’s pretty different

The only thing you snatched is Petey the Cat’s cradle
Did him just like his whiskers - took one off his side later
Hats off! Had to put you on the news, half-wit
Half-dog, half-man, 100% pig

Sarah Hatoff:
We interrupt this blooper to bring you an exclusive
Breaking News! Sarah Hatoff, reporting for duty
The Bad Guys tried to take the track and failed
Now they’re being hauled straight to Cat Burglar Jail

(wow!) That sounds great, our hero is a trooper
No matter what we need him to do, he’d be like (Supa!)
Now I think it’s high time for me to introduce the
Half-dog, half-man, 100% SUPA COP
DOG MAN!

Dog Man:
(ruff!) 
Your gang’s stuck in handcuffs
Make like the whole crowd and put your hands up
Whether it’s a guinea or the fuzz you screw with
When up against the piggies, you huff, puffed, and blew it

Tell me who’s the half-wit with the crew straight-laced
When you got double-crossed by a dude named Snake
and when it comes to custody, you better pay your bail
I’ll be hanging with Lil Petey, you’ll be left hanging in jail

Mr. Wolf:
Easy there, Paw Patrol, don’t do something drastic
Stick to acting as Living Spray for Scholastic
No-showed by Al, can’t go home to Alice
You hired Yung Gravy cuz you flow like molasses

Dog Man:
I gave the whole industry some Cannery Grow
You gave up your soul for your film to stand on its own
‘Cuz Dreamworks needed Awkwafina just to get the Webs talking
I’d throw the book at you if anybody had a copy

Mr. Wolf:
Well, If you wanna book me, I’m thinking this crook should
I should call you Marmalade, cuz you’re making me look good
You got your wires crossed, and blew the fuse together
Then doubled your stupidity when you fused together

Somehow stitched your body back up but never your broken life
Now you’re stuck wallowing in dog days and lonely Knights
You’re chasing your own tail, let me throw your girl a bone
Your separation was warranted cuz nobody was home

Dog Man:
I’m top dog, and I’m fellin’ the felon that’s stepping up
Pretending he fell in line the second he fell in love
I’m Diane to fetch bandits lying with fed branches
Bring in the Crimson Paw, I’d catch her red-handed

You’re all bark, perp - lazy
Forget Dog Man, you’re caught up on Purse Lady
Before this twerp breaks free, I’ll muzzle him, making him stay quiet
And we’ll forever both have the right to remain (silent)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by meantime
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Cover Art by TerminalRepo & BMB
Cover Design by Eddiefrb

Mr. Wolf vs Dog Man - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

Flowey Vs. Monika - MADE BY GAMINGPLUSH64

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Cam Steady as Homelander
littleflecks as Zoolander

News Anchors:
America's darling Homelander is about to make a public statement after the recent accusations leveled against him by shockingly sexy male supermodel Derek Zoolander.
Claiming that the Vought-funded hero is allegedly ugly, and is quote-unquote "very ugly".
Mhm. You know, I wouldn't take that, me personally.
Also, The Deep blew A-Train... I guess. ...What a slow news day.

Homelander:
Before I show a walking mannequin the male they all model,
I'll give him one remaining chance to bring out Hansel and grovel.
I'm surprised they found a brain they could wash in you; you're so docile
That you make The Deep's thoughts sound like fucking Aristotle's!
Who fails to kill a literal sitting president? Let me aid 'ya.
I'll blaze his entire nation; I'm firing Malaysia!
Crushed, to hear your wife got paved into a crater
When my Vought Tower came down on her; afraid I couldn't save her.
America's best weapon's red, white, blue in a tight suit!
I'm heading the Seven; remind you of your IQ?
Defect again and I'll find you with bird's eye view!
Char you to a lump of coal so Dad will finally like you!

Zoolander:
Ew, fly back to your lab; stay there.
Invent a compound that patches gray hair.
The grossest thing in your show's your lack of face care.
Impenetrable skin? You've been cooked since daycare!
I was born super good-looking; you got a serum,
And you're still a disappointment: Soldier Boy, tell 'em!
I'll ruin your supe-premacy views in two seconds.
If everyone's an uber loser like you, then it's ew-genics!
He can't be a fascist; his fit is far from drippy.
That tacky fabric's giving... Nazi Party City!
You're so bland and sickly, to even Dere-lick me,
You must've lost your mind with no Vicky!
Your kind got poached like dodos; had nowhere to go but solo;
Now your son prefers the hobo, so you've totally got FOMO!
Don't you know you go so loco for bad promo?
Let your public image own you like your soul's trapped in a photo.

Reporters:
(overlapping interview questions)

Homelander:
Relax...
He's braindead and wife's dead, so both heads get zero action.
There's too much hair gel in his ear canal to hear you rappin'.
Anything coherent passes through him faster
Than some weirdo's package into the nearest asshole at Herogasm!
Like Black Noir, I'll make you hide that face!
You'll never land another runway like a hijacked plane!
Won an award for that Magnum? Your daddy wished he'd used one!
He celebrated way too early with his first two sons!
Humans are fragile; I'll make 'em snap like your pants!
I look down at them like "What is this, a planet for ants?"
But me? I make a bullet stop in its track with ease!
You flop as soon as you're shot by a magazine!
Trust me, all I need is one look!
Meanwhile, all you got is one look!
I will let you join your pals, so thank me!
Now let's light this candle, shall we?
(Homelander destroys the city)

Zoolander:
Sorry...
I have an after-city-wreckage party to be tending to!
You weren't invited, John; no one's really friends with you.
No hypnosis needed; you're a pampered lab-grown lackey!
Even that Storm-affront on fashion made you come in handy!
Say I'm brainwashed again? What's included in your super duties?
Only suited to act in some booty Tropic Thunder movies!
Vought milked you so bad that the thought has got you drooling!
I'm not your bra (brah), but you can suck me like some boobies!
Rooted for by teens who think they're being understood?
Oh, you're the Center for Kids Who Can't Read Media Good!
I'll gather all of the Boys; they can witness you squeal!
What's a blue Man of Steel to Zoolander's Blue Steel?

Homelander vs. Zoolander - Rap Battle!

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/UaQjE2B_HCw?si=1xC2MQydRkSOtO-Q

Dennislikesjazz as Pim Pimling
Zawesome as Charlie Dompler
Dennislikesjazz as Allan Red
Dennislikesjazz as Glep

Eddiefrb as Yellow Guy
I HATE EVERYTHING as Red Guy
RNG as Duck 

RecD as Mr. Boss
nathanwagnervo as Colin the Computer (cameo)

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Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E03yp6554tQ2gc5ZRyrFezVtMXXM4Rxygdik8kuotFE/edit?usp=sharing

Directed by Eddiefrb
Written by Eddiefrb & RecD
Beat prod. by TNYPOP (first half) & RecD (second half)
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Cover Art by CyanCoat
Cover Design by Eddiefrb

Smiling Friends vs Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

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