Duck: actually good roasts Goose: denied. Your Mom

“Buddy, Biting off Goat Simulator doesn’t make you goated.” What a Line!

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gw7P3rTZfY

Eddiefrb as The Duck
The Stupendium as The Goose

Narrator:
A duck walked up to a microphone stand
And he said to the goose, running the stand…

Duck:
Hey!
I don’t think you’ll be much competition for me
I mean, my animator was literally in ERB
You see, I’m bout to run amok on this inferior schmuck
You wanna fuck with duck? Then sir, you are out of luck (damn)
A decade on the web and I’m still going strong
While you’re only getting bread from grandmas at the pond
For a month or two, this indie had a barely-trend phase
Then his players waddled away ‘till the very next game (ay)

Goose:
You’re playing the original Goose Game
Face-to-face, ain’t a wild goose chase
Usain Bolt how I swoop in to your roost
Lay with your mother till she’s laying my goose egg
(Oh, good heavens.) Then the next Tuesday
Back to your pond and grabbed ya mum’s honkers
(She’s my side piece) - now that’s my new option
Hatched, now you’ve got a batch of new offspring
It’s your chance, cuz that’s who you ought to
Ask to view all your tacky new content
I’ve the gold standard - fans that aren’t toddlers
You don’t take silver, you’re repping COPPA
Back to your momma, in case you hadn’t heard
She’s going down when I pipe her like Flappy Bird
So while you’re out of the nest, being a nuisance
Rest assured, I’ve got your mum on my to-do list

Duck:
You call this co-op?, bro - you bomb-bomb-bombed!
After that verse, call this battle “The Swan Song”
We may be birds of a feather, but I’m unrivaled
I’d say I take names, but you’re already Untitled
I’m your childhood, spanning generations of nostalgia
You’re a stock image, you only leave marks when they’re with water
Everything you have, inside and outside your game is stolen
(hah) Buddy, Biting off Goat Simulator doesn’t make you GOATed
So suck a pair o’ deez nuts while I’m making stacks
They printed me on paperback and I still made my paper back
Call it a gender reveal, I light you up
Then I burn your House House down - forrestfire101 (uh)

Goose:
Well, I do have all day, but you’re not worth my time
I take it you want grapes ‘cuz all you’re doing is whine
So go back to your fruity little lemonade quest
‘Cuz I don’t mean the groundskeeper when I’m making hoes wet (honk honk mothafucka!)
You bump into Goose bumping, you’ll get goosebumps
Bitch, you suck! You’re the anthem of middle school lunch!
Well, it appears you’ve been defeated - let me ring the bell
I’ll leave a walkie-talkie here so I can ring your belle

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Ihaksi & Freshy Kanal
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by Matthew Thomas
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

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