dude this is fucking sick. I don't even know who won lmao

Slender Man (creepypasta) (urban legends) vs. The Rake (creepypasta) (urban legends)

Kasai Rex (Myths & Legends) vs. Mokele-Mbembe (Myths & Legends)

Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club) vs. Shadow of War's Nemesis System Took Things Way Too Far (gaming mythos)

Releases tomorrow, July 28th. Get hyped biches!

Lyrics/Credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E61RKYOnRaOzAIy3HGOxUVK7gcJOpX8GmojdzDT4JW0/edit?usp=sharing

[EARLY AUDIO] MatPat vs Jacksfilms. Snakebite Rap Battles

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEylfzORiA&t

Snakebite126 as Yakko Warner
Mr. Tibbs as Kermit the Frog

Yakko:
Already fought Jay-Pac, now I’m facing this frog?
I know you say “hi-ho”, let’s see if you “hip-hop”
Bud, I’m not the type of toon that you let go first
Because I’ll hop up on a track like "helloooooo verse!"
In the past when Jim had passed, and Disney asked
to bring you back, no strings attached, You’d think you’d pass,
But to keep you afloat like a lilypad, your little cast was given cash
And ever since, you’ve been trash
When this frog’s on our lot, on the mic, you’ll be toad
Man, your tongue only threatens the flies that you gulp
When I’m packing the ALS ice bucket flow
You had best make like Michigan - finally croak 

Kermit:
Sir, I don’t mean to be rude, but Jack Black can attest
Even for our telethon, we weren’t this desperate for a guest
But now the music is playing so we’ll fight the fight
And you’re gonna meet your maker with Muppet Flow tonight (yaaaaaayyyyy!)
We’ve got generations of success on the screen
But it seems when you’re on the air, it’s Not Easy Making Green
It took over 20 years for a network to renew you
And they had to jump through so many hoops, you dropped on Hulu
Tried to be meta, but you were dead on release
Man, you wouldn’t even be hip on a Sesame Street
It’s fitting that Warner Bros. is personified as dimwits
*sips tea* But that’s none of my business


Yakko:
Your success is in the past, nowadays, all people take you for
are streaming service filler shows and mainstays at the Game Awards
Got all these recasts, but not the same after Henson’s leave
New guy’s named Matt ‘cuz he’s stomping on your legacy
And when you’re not onstage, you’re a little bit insane
You’re so stuck up in your ways, call you PIggy and the Brain (narf!)
With all of the times you’ve gone divorcing that pigfriend
You should take after Gonzo and stick to choking your chicken
(mwah, goodnight everybody!)

Kermit:
I may be the Muppet, but your line structure felt sewn
Your disses hardly tickled - who do ya take me for, Elmo?
My ensemble’s key while all you’ve got is 3
And I’ve seen scarier Dots on the face of Constantine
Straight Outta Swamp-ton - my flow never dries up
I’m slinging the mud to hand you the Elmyra 
So Yakko and all his gaffs should stay in the past
‘Cuz your cast cannot match the classics - those are the facts (uh)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Kustom
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by TreToonzz
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Yakko Warner vs Kermit the Frog - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
Henry Stickmin - Mancha (UBERocity)
Phil Eggtree - Fightmarker​

Written By: Michael Stark, M!CAH, & Mason G

Produced By: Epistra

Mixed & Mastered By: Freshy Kanal

Logo By: Cannibal Worms

Cover By: Commander Jacob

Lyrics:
ANNOUNCER
Let's give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Henry Stickmin
Vs
Phil Eggtree
Begin!

HENRY STICKMIN
The father of Newgrounds is bound to ground this unpunny Flash hack
Who thinks he can step to Stickmin, guess he hasn’t seen my clap back!
Henry chooses Gas Raps to combat Phil’s not-so-Swift sadness
Even your OG design adds up to complete Madness!
I mean, you’re messing with the best mercenary since Red or Blu
My games are a blast when I bring laughs, no one can say the same about you
So riddle me this, if you can, we know you’re not the sharpest bulb in the shed
How can you claim to have fame when you’re put to shame by another egg?
Who’s got a 98% rating on Steam? Me!
Who’s game birthed a dev team and a whole company from a meme?
But then who’s schtick got old fast with each recurring scheme?
Cuz it’s not me who’s cranking sequels just to make ends meet, geez!

PHIL EGGTREE
A whole decade for your first words? I must say, I’m thrilled
In this scrap you’re getting capped, regardless of the gimmicks you instill
Just a bully taking dollars, but got no digits on the weight scale!
So come at me, stick bug, this loss’ll be your 348th fail!
Spitting colder than Zack- er, hotter than Zack, a twig’ll get snapped when I’m on the attack
But if I tried to sit through your whack class I’d end up falling asleep on the track!
Stickmin’s just a Ghost Inmate, so there’s no need to keep my guard up
Hard to Escape Prison when you’ve been surrounded by my bars, huh?
I’ll still be the one collecting coin, while you’re lacking common cents
And after all your countless antics, I’d think you’d grasp some common sense
With all those video game tie-ins, you constantly seem to harp
For one who prides himself on intelligence, that wasn’t very… pointy
Once I crack the case of this basketcase, then he’ll truly see-
That when it comes to tricking teachers or ditching class, I always have the key!
No Valiant Hero, you snitched on the army just to pinch more cash
Just a selfish thief with jealous deeds, I’ve got this in the bag! (Ha!)

HENRY STICKMIN
I toppled the Toppats, Government, Wall, you know I got the sleek flow too
Your whole deal is “bargain bin Ferris Bueller hit with a dash of Pico’s School!”
But if you really wanna compare us, I’ll serve this Egghead over easy
My countless achievements to your minor victories? Hmmm, lets see:
Small startup gains some traction, gauging YouTubers’ reactions
Yet you couldn’t hold a fraction to the sweet deals that I’m packin’
Banks, Prisons, Airships, Complexes, I’ve beat them all, and then-
What did you do, that’s new? Oh yeah! Escaped school… again...
Priceless gems? I steal em; Brighter friends? You need em
I’m Breakin’ Banks and taking tanks, you use plot holes for your freedom!
No matter what you point and click, I top your “Legacy Edition” any day
But it seems like I had no trouble “Completing the Diss-ion” anyway!

PHIL EGGTREE
This beaver’s spittin’ ‘gainst this bread crumb from the internet’s trash can-
Now after countless parodies, this rash distraction’s at his last stand
Tried to capitalize on nostalgia, relying on old, tired game cliches
While I’ve been going strong for many years and I’m still free to play! (Ay!)
Your lines are paper thin, cutting less than your “valid stingers”
I’ve seen sicker stick figure spitters come out of Salad Fingers
No matter what the timeline, that whole verse was your lamest sad jam
Mission Failed! You shoulda stuck with Charles if you wanted the Greatest Rap Plan! (Oh!)

ANNOUNCER
Who was the Flashiest?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well, you decide! 
This has been Stark’s Rap Battles, we’ll see ya next time!

Henry Stickmin vs. Phil Eggtree | SRB

#rapbattle #creepypastas #fridaynightfunkin

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snakebite126 as rap rat
shimario as bob
ennway as bǫ̴̥̠̼͛̀͘͝͝ͅb̵͔̪̅͛̑̈́͠

written by dilly
(additional writing by trakked, nooby, swoldow, and ennway
mixed by serena
beat prod. by anywaywell
art by bmb and grenade
cover art by rabi
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ERB 





Rap Rat vs Bob (FNF) - Rap Battle! (2022)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/I4zDhllU5Zc

Azia as Megumin
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Ralsei
Tibbie as Yunyun
garbageGothic as Susie
Eddiefrb as Berdly

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Ralsei:
Once upon a time, a legend was whispered
Of a land filled with demons and magic and wizards
Where a human, a goddess, and a noble from the dark
Depart on a quest to be this kid’s babysitter

Only kidding of course, traveler, I’m not your foe
I do recall that Berdly is a big fan of your show (TRUE!)
Though with that raunchy script, it must’ve been quite the test 
I can tell your voice actors…. tried their very best!

Aww, That’s a cute costume, what’d you get it for?
Our release has passed, it’s not Halloween anymore
Now I’m not judging, I know your family’s plenty poor
But I’m pretty sure sharing baths ain’t what friends are for

Megumin:
Kazuma, this clown’s tryna start with Axel’s crowd
Boutta bomb his Castle Town as my target practice grounds
I would skip the introduction, but my name can be announced fine
Unlike yours, the viewers know how to pronounce mine

My name is Megumin! Better flee, Whimsun
Crimson Demon leaving bleaters bleeding deep crimson
Battling me is a death wish, I’m no pacifist
This Darkner’s like Darkness - both masochists

The second you dropped the cloak, you showed your dubious side
But if you don’t want the smoke, then put the doobie aside
You’re always the weakest link, this wuss is too meek to fight
We conquered the Demon King, you couldn’t defeat a Knight


Ralsei/Susie:
Was that her only shot? It looks like now she’s tired
This baby sucks. Ralsei, go and Pacify her
Susie, she’s already been recruited! Heh. hardly
This would be the first time she’s been invited to a party

They call you a wizard? Even I know more magic!
Why don’t you cast a spell that you don’t know and watch what happens?
Or just SPARE us your ACT, ‘cuz when paired on a track
You can call us Kazuma - we carried your ass Susie!! >:(

Megumin/Yunyun:
Megumin, I thought I was your battle rap rival!
Yunyun, relax, It’s just a prince and his disciple 
This tutorial geek is preaching to kids he just met?
Yeah, right? What kind of teacher has no subjects?

The Prince is a match, I bet he’s really a Lightner
Looks like RALSEI and ASRIEL are both SERIAL LIARES
When we conjure EXPLOSION! with teamwork together
You will be the third Dreemurr to leave Kris forever

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by EDXBeats
Art by linterteatime
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Megumin vs Ralsei - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

birthday surprise :eyes:
Fightmarker as Annoying Orange
SuperDuper24 as OJ Simpson
Written by Fightmarker, and DaneBoe
Beat by Dan Skinner
Mixed by Fightmarker, and also DaneBoe
Video 👀

Rap Battle! 
OJ Simpson!

OJ: 
Yeah I’d just like this orange here…and maybe those gloves back there too

Cashier:
Okay, would you like a rap with that sir?

OJ:
A bag? Sure.

Cashier:
No, a rap. 

OJ:
What

Cashier:
Like a rap battle.

OJ:
What’s up?

Cashier:
okay…you’re gonna rap battle this orange

OJ:
Uh wh-okay

Annoying Orange:
Hey OJ, Hey! Rapping isn’t very fitting
the only bars you should know are the ones inside a prison 
Fuck this blood and gore guy, he doesn’t have fortnite
Remind you of evidence when my rhymes cut like your KNIFE
Hahahahaha get it? Because he killed his wife
Like somebody switch the channel from NFL to CSI
Damn bro, the only time an OJ joke kills
How ironic, a killer in the Buffalo Bills



OJ
I’m Orenthal James Simpson, and those allegations are a hoax 
They only call me the Juice cause you know I got the flow!
I applaud Mr. Orange’s team but they all better rush out
Cause since 2010 Daneboe has never scored touchdowns
Hall of Famer, Movie Star, Athlete and nothing else
Late Night Show appearances, and the best in the NFL
My fame knocks down any man, compared to me you’re just a snack
Cause I’ll be forever be known as The Bills’ greatest running back

Annoying Orange
Running back? Maybe running back to your mansion 
After eating McDonalds and giving your wife some McStabbings
This is me vs your knife like an ERBoKitchenry
Check out his new book: If I did kill the beat
Kids left when you made your wife coated crimson
You’re the worst Family Guy since Homer Simpson
OJ Simpson, nice fucking verse
Can you do this “Do what?” Not be a fucking murderer
you’re dumb if you didn’t or you’re not a good liar
Your thought process when writing was slower than your hostage’s tires
and you wanna know why I didn’t mention anything else you did
Because before that trial in ‘95 did you really even do shit? 

OJ
I don’t know what you’re talking about, hold on I gotta take this
Hello? “I know you did it” oh fuck goddammit shit
You’re so fucking annoying, can you mind your own business 
You know what, fuck you, yes Orange I did it
And what are you gonna do about it you’re a fucking fruit dude 
I could kill you right now and you still wouldn’t get clicks on Youtube
You had a viral vid, raising to the top, you were soarin’ 
Then everyone moved on to the next trend but that’s just Clockwork Orange
sitting on the ranks of Fred, one tweet and I’m back in the public eyes
It’s like you said KNIFE to your whole damn channel and watched it all fucking die
in just 2 minutes I confessed to everything son 
So yeah the runningback is running over your reruns


Annoying Orange 
Hey OJ, Hey OJ, Guess What?!

OJ:
What 

Annoying Orange:
FBI!

*FBI Storm the supermarket and arrest OJ Simpson on the spot as he screams in agony*

Annoying Orange vs OJ Simpson. rap battle. by fightmarker.

I finally upgraded my mic from a potato to a cauliflower

Eddie as Lincoln Loud
Tuna as Charlie Brown
garbageGothic as Lucy Loud (Cameo)

Lincoln Loud:
ARGGH! I’ve been Left In The Dark with a ghost kid!
I’ll be taking the pistachio - leaving a Peanut roasted
Number One on Nickelodeon ever since my show begun
You couldn’t come back with a movie and Boomerang Reruns
You wanna face Ace Savvy? (Ha!) The win is in the cards
This dog needs to head back to his house in his backyard
It’s not a knock on Woodstock when I flip you lyrical birds
But i’ll burst your speech bubbles and you’ll be lost for words!
Charlie Brown:
Good Grief! 11 Louds A Leaping on my fame
I guess the offi-Schulz call this foul fair game
But a footballer like me doesn’t give up and i’ll be winning
Cuz when it comes to going Abra-ham, you’re the weakest Lincoln
My comic strip’s synonymous with your genre’s beginning
You’re as faceless as your parents - with a fitting upbringing
All your gibberish - I trump-it! You’re just lying like Snoopy
Take all the money your show has earned and seek help from Lucy
Lincoln Loud:
The same Lucy that Van Pelts you with horrible advice?
Your venting rhymes should cease when we serve you a Slice of Life
Charlie Brown:
You’ve goth to me kidding me - advice from the Kite-Eating Tree?
You’re a Lil’ Folk-al point in a show filled with better leads
Lincoln Loud:
I’ll be a cyst-er when I get under your skin by myself!
Picked last in sports but picked on first anywhere else!
Charlie Brown:
Yeah, I get bullied all the time - I wouldn’t trade it for the world
While your trade in the world is being juxtaposed with girls
I got a museum, awards, and a legacy in my knuckles
But I totally can’t compare to having a gay couple!
I’ll find Lincoln’s blindside and have a Peanut make you brittle
You’ll never stand out as an amalgam In The Middle
Your show’s a bigger let down than Ronnie Anne’s face
Give your sisters a SMOOCH to please your sick fanbase
Happiness is when you leave - see, I just want you gone
The Loud House goes silent when I show my Charlotte Braun
Lincoln Loud:
Do you feel Better When You’re Dancing around the point of this battle?
Sit and ponder on the fourth wall like i’m breaking through your babble!
Now folks, I’m a straight baller at Charlie - here’s the catch
The Louds have beaten a more comprehensible oaf in Swift’s match
Your comic’s left under, where, my ratings soar as they should
No room for a Kite-Eating Tree in our Royal Woods
And you can whine and complain that I bit off your fame
But your Great pumped kin’s taking over for good

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by I don't remember i'll update this later

NEXT BATTLE: Black People (ft. JChay)

Explanation for last hint since some people didnt get it and i dont blame you for not getting it:
these guys are unlucky
nagito is lucky
hence they are not nagito

Lincoln Loud vs Charlie Brown. Rap Battle! (AvA CLASSIC)

Fle as Top Cat
Sparkycon as Garfield

Top Cat:
I do live in the streets but I won't take your pity
This lazy mouse-catcher musta’ wandered in my city
So this nitty gritty kitty acting like A.T.
The OG from ABC, don't you know it's T.C.!
Try to beat me? I run the streets that you're walkin' in
Stealing is my game; I own the bed that ya yawnin' in
I knew you were old news, and figured you’re the shitter, when 
I’d think to sprinkle in your comic strips into my litter bin  

Garfield (0:29):
Yo it's Garfield, get in line because I get real
Stop - listen - I'll turn this top kitten to my meal
Untrickable and cynical, you're a street-livin' criminal
Tho you’re spitting syllables that make Odie despicable
Monday is almost bearable when compared to you  
I could take a snooze (ooo) and you would still lose
It’s time to end this riot, take your syndicate and buy it
Because when you’re all gone, I'll get my peace and quiet

Top Cat:
Sleeping? You’re more boring than you let on
I don’t wanna hear you talkin’, so I’m envying Jon 
When I spit it's sick; you're dribbling disses
I'm not kitten, so listen, you’re sure grosser than cat piss is!
I’ll show you where catnip is; go and pay this slight fee
Then see the world watch as you get beat by me
Fat stacks: I got that! Not flapjacks: you want that!
I'm the most when I boast; tippity-top Top Cat!

Garfield (1:09):
Sure, stealings your deal, but I'll be the one to con ya
This easy victory was a piece of lasagna
I’m iconic, from my comics to my flicks n’ my apparel
You’ve been rotting in the bottom of the Hanna-Bar-barrel 
I mean, we both know you belong in that trash can
This matchup makes less sense than your cross with Batman
You'll never be a fat cat, no matter the cash grabs 
I've had it with this sad sack, I’d rather go cat nap
(zzzzzzzz)

Garfield vs Top Cat. CMRB

WATCH THE YOUTUBE VERSION:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW-EtHrBHBQ

Urban Legend Rap Battles is a side series hosted on Eddie's Rap Channel featuring characters of modern and ancient folklore alike. Characters from Creepypasta, Cryptozoology, the SCP Foundation, Folklore, Gaming Mythos and more are all permitted.

DeegleNV as Wario Apparition
J. as Herobrine

Herobrine:
Back in 2010 a single screenshot was taken
And I cemented myself as the gaming urban legend demon
Flash forward a decade and now the trend scaring gamers
Is some low-effort copypasta with its origins in memeing?
I can’t believe it, I’ve seen OCs with more passion
I’ll make your tears streaming, about to speedrun this rap and
It takes a whole team and hours of debugs and patching
Just for you to see that you cannot remove the classic
This fatso’s got so many chunks to load, the game is freezing
So come chase me down my 2x2s if you can even squeeze in
Keep roaming in the subconscious ‘till you’re forgotten by time
Salty and crying, nothing but anti-hero brine

Wario Apparition:
This mob’s mentality is corrupted to think he’s scaring me
But that verse was worse than a Minecraft parody
You’re a con like E3, but now the worst has arrived
You should know that every diss I spit is personalized
Take your tired whiner talk to my Dire Dire Docks
Where I fire miners off and leave ‘em fired worse than Notch
I’m a boss, you stink more than my Waft, and here’s the deal
It won’t take a source code leak for me to prove your L is real
A so called stalker and palette swap as a bad guy?
Your legend couldn’t get cornea if you had eyes
And you’re content to spook any random player that’s spawning in
You’re the tip of the iceberg, i’m the whole Ocean Monument
My garlic and gas will kick in to harness the rap i’m spitting
You’re hardly crafting a diss versus Wario Apparition
You’re irrelevant and old news - everybody wants to see me
While this dead brother is cared about even less than Luigi

Herobrine:
This head is creeping, appearing for any reason cuz he’s
Jealous he will never get a peep at Princess Peach’s Nether region
Warn me about seeing you for the side effects? Please, bro
Looking down on you’s only stroking my ego
This Apparition’s unable to Cope-land - Not punchin’ trees when i’m saying i’ll throw hands
Your meme is growing so slow, it’s in Soul Sand, as expected when your origin’s 4chan
I’m gaming’s stalwart monster - burning brighter than lava
While this Italian is held up on his creepy pasta

Wario Apparition:
Enter this retextured painting, no escaping this entity
I’ll leave you seeing more stars than it takes for you to get to me
Your builds will all be demoed and after i’m done rapping
They’ll have to add “Herobrine Removed.” back in the patches

Written by Eddiefrb
Coverart by Rabi
Illustrations by BMB
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Mastered by Sebb
Beat prod. by ThatKidGoran

Wario Apparition vs Herobrine - Urban Legend Rap Battle

@simplyrazzy as the Brain
@littlesecks as Pinky
TheSuperPlushyBros as Zim
@adroit_whiz as GIR

Pinky and the Brain:
Egad—cut the script short, Pinky, for we’re not quite alone
Oh geez, Brain! Indeed we are, but it appears Nick’s spliced some clones
They’ve made off with our schtick and their next stop’s my rightful throne
So before we conquer the world, we must take over the microphone!

Zim and Gir:
You’re the perfect parts for our Dark Harvest, judging from your names
Just one teeny-tiny little question: um, which one’s the brain?
Hey, wait a sec! They’re identical! Both simple-minded vermin
“one is a genius”—ha! Should’ve expected lies from earthlings
Even with the dated pop references you’re jamming in
your show’s plots are worse than yours—no one’s pondering what you’re pandering
Aww, Zim, they’re so cute! Can we keep these little rodents?
GIR, focus! That’d be hopeless, when we’ve already owned them

Pinky and the Brain:
You became a role model for pre-teens, acting quite moronic
but despite your many issues you're forgotten— like your comic!
With your products all rotting on the shelves of Hot Topic
Both your network and the Tallest made it clear you’re not wanted
Ironic that viewing your show is vomit-inducing
When your episodes all center around bodily fluids
Oi--he oughta vamoose quick if that’s the only flow he’s got
Seems he’s throwing up L’s; no wonder he’s green always—NARF!

Zim:
AGH! I’m immune to lice, but my head can’t stand your verbal tics
Though you’re correct—on the microphone, I am assuredly sick
Forsaken? No, we’ve taken over! Our names spread like a virus!
Our network’s revived us, while you got left with Elmyra

Invader Zim vs Pinky and the Brain. CMRB

Releasing exactly one week early, due to the imminent release of my 2020 Album "The Obsidian Collection". Be sure to stream on your music platform of choice.

Zawesome as Jack Skellington
Mancha as Sans

Jack Skellington:
Greetings, good fellow, now don’t be abhorred, abhorred
I’m not a human child, we’re not at war, at war
Slim and shady, the Pumpkin King’s track roars, track roars
I’m beginning to feel like a rap gourd, rap gourd
Whether slacking your post or you’re cracking a joke
You’re average at most, and your passiveness shows
When you’re tasked to dispose of a ravenous foe
But you let ‘em go past and attack on your bro cuz you’re asked by a goat that you don’t know?
Then you turn into a basket case loner
And I’ll be dunking you off the backboard, backboard
To battle is witless cuz this Jack is a Ripper
My friend, you couldn’t wear the SOULs out on the back of your slippers
I’ll leave you bent out of shape like italics, so listen
I’m an icon! The only Star you are is Patrick, you misfit!
You’re looking big boned and awfully flimsy
You’d turn to dust just going down a chimney
Shaking kid’s hands? Man, you’re getting too Frisky
My bars are serving you harder than Grillby’s
I’m like a Jack O’ Lantern - my legacy’s keeping lit
But judging by your boss fight - you’re used to sleeper hits

Sans:
Heya. You’ve been busy, huh? This isn’t the first of your rapping jests
Bud, if you’re stepping to me, you’re really not gonna like what happens next
I’m leaving your sins crawling down your back and neck
This showman is less professional than my text
It’s time for your judgement, so hope you pass the test
Sounds like on the track you’re a True Pacifist
Listen Jack, you’re a classic but not flawless
You’re a facet, a mascot of Hot Topic
But couldn’t capture the masses, you’re not popping
And gonna crash like it’s Jack-in-the-box office
Looking back to the rabbit you held hostage
You should’ve asked ‘bout the crafting of hip hopping
Even Alphys’ Lab in the Hotland
Couldn’t bring you back after how hard this brat’s fallen
You’re a reckless ruler that your town is Tim Burdened with
Your plot’s more stitched together than your girlfriend is
I’m thankful that Asgore is just a passive king
You leave your citizens burning in Halloween
Kidnapping Santa? Cultural appropriation?
Even my costume in Smash was better representation
So stop all your carols - this monarch’s in peril
A hotshot as bare as his snob goth apparel
I’ll knock knock on your little sock hop and fire my shots off,
Like my name was Lock, Shock and Barrel


Jack Skellington:
Even on a beat, this skeleton just has flat lines
With bars like that, I’m asking - do you wanna have a bad rhyme?
You started a prankster like loosey-goosey
But you turned to a sad sack like Oogie Boogie
If you stand and do nothing, you’ll rot and you’ll suffer
I’m killing this beat - you can call it your brother
I’ll give you this - among preteen children, you’re sure successful
How ironic, you went from underground to surface level
I’m lighting you up like my top pup
Compared to Sandy Claws, you’re washed up
I may be the pumpkin, but Chara
Left you the only one who’s carved up

Sans:
Once a year you appear hyped up by nobody
Popping up like you’re a glorified So Sorry
All just to terrify children 
Your film should’ve come with a trigger-treat warning, you’re so boring
This no name’s growth became only respectable three decades later, don’t gloat up your fame
You hoped and you prayed about all of the dough you could make on opening day
But nobody came. 
Bud, check the legacy I’ve developed
My game crushes your Rotten Tomatoes, you’ll never ketchup 
And with my sequel, my franchise is sure to make it
While you’ll end up like your employees - filled with de-termination

Written by Eddiefrb
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental prod. by Dansonn and Freshy Kanal
Jack Skellington Illustrated by BMB
Sans Illustrated by Shaunt

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