The very best of Eden's Sluts. 
Featuring songs from all of our albums including "Slutopia", "Slutopia 2: Sloppy 2nd", and "Pimp & Ho"

Greatest Slitz: Our Sluttiest Hits

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Greatest Slitz (Compilation)

"Pimp & Ho" by Eden's Slutz showcases two different sidea of Eden's Slutz. Side A is called "Pimp" and features R&B and Hip Hop inspired tracks while Side B, called "Ho" feature's a bubblegum pop sound.

Pimp & Ho (Deluxe Edition)

"Ménage à Trois" is the 3rd single from our album "Pimp & Ho" by us, Eden's Slutz, a naughty song about having two guys at once.

Visit our official website for more information about this single:
https://www.edensslutz.com/discography/pimp-ho-album/menage-a-trois-single

Ménage à Trois (Single)

CUMING SOON!
Look for our new album "Whorlando" which will be released on 7/7/25.

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State, because whores need a vacation too! Cum with us as we head to "Whorlando", the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida!

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Whorlando

The single to our song "Take It Off" from our album "Pimp & Ho".

Take It Off (Single)

This is our single "Pants Down", our "number one" song, about waiting in a long line to get into a club, needing to use the potty, then having the dilemma of waiting in another long line in order to pee.
This pop track features hip hop and R&B influences.
Taken  from the album "Slutopia" by us, Eden's Slutz. 

Listen to "Greatest Slitz":
https://on.soundcloud.com/z1mEh

Visit Eden's Slutz on YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@edensslutz?si=T8vXElK6fIIVn_rT

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Pants Down

Pants Down (Single Mix)

"S-L-U-T" a pop song with tropical island vibes about freedom and sexual liberation.

Taken from the album "Slutopia".
Listen to "Slutopia":
https://on.soundcloud.com/n85W8

Watch the music video for ,"S-L-U-T":
https://youtu.be/6hJW_BwcDc0?si=19tMMLemlRyZxWYQ
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LYRICS:

Be a S-L-U-T
Be a S-L-U-T
That's what I'd really like to be
I wanna be a S-L-U-T

My boyfriend he don't like to call
He don't give me no attention or time at all.
We don't go to the movies or to the mall
I haven't seen his face since last fall.

So let me tell you what I'm gonna do
Sleep with another guy or two.

Be a S-L-U-T,
Be a S-L-U-T,
My boyfriend, he ain't got no time for me
So I'm gonna be a S-L-U-T

The world can be such a selfish place.
To be stingy is such a disgrace.
We all belong to the human race,
So put on a glove and share the love.

So let me tell you where you gotta go
Out on the street to be a ho.

Be a S-L-U-T,
Be a S-L-U-T,
Monogamy is not for me
I'm gonna be a S-L-U-T

Be a slut
I'm gonna be a slut
Just put it in my butt
Cause I'm a dirty slut.

Be a slut
I'm gonna be a slut
Just stick it in my butt
Cause I'm a nasty slut.

So let me tell you what you gotta do
Every man you see and his father too.

Be a S-L-U-T
Be a S-L-U-T
That's what I'd really like to be
I wanna be a S-L-U-T

Be a S-L-U-T,
Be a S-L-U-T,
My boyfriend, he ain't got no time for me
So I'm gonna be a S-L-U-T

Be a S-L-U-T,
Be a S-L-U-T,
Monogamy is not for me
I'm gonna be a S-L-U-T

Be a slut
I'm gonna be a slut
Just put it in my butt
Cause I'm a dirty slut.

Be a slut
I'm gonna be a slut
Just stick it in my butt
Cause I'm a nasty slut.

Be a slut
I'm gonna be a slut
Just put it in my butt
Cause I'm a dirty slut.

Be a slut
I'm gonna be a slut
Just stick it in my butt
Cause I'm a nasty slut.
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ANALYSIS:

The lyrics to "S-L-U-T" present a provocative exploration of sexual freedom, dissatisfaction in romantic relationships, and a challenge to societal norms regarding monogamy and sexual expression. At first glance, the repetition of the phrase "Be a S-L-U-T" might appear to glorify promiscuity, but a deeper analysis reveals a commentary on the emotional complexities of desire, autonomy, and societal judgment.

In summary, "S-L-U-T" is a bold and provocative anthem that explores themes of sexual freedom, emotional neglect, and societal judgment. Through its use of repetition, colloquial language, and vivid imagery, the song challenges listeners to confront their own perceptions of sexuality and the stigmas attached to it. Ultimately, it serves as a celebration of autonomy and self-expression in the face of societal constraints, inviting a reevaluation of what it means to be a woman in control of her desires.
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S-L-U-T (Single Mix)

Eden's Slutz's first dive into country music. A song about the trials and tribulations of womanhood.
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LYRICS:

Gee won't you look at that?
My pants are covered in red crap.
My Aunt flow is now in town
I'm seeing red when I look down.
Excuse me for bein' rude.
But I'm now in a crappy mood.
So ain't that just too bad?
I gotta buy a maxi pad.

It's not fair that boys don't have to go through this.
Why is Mother Nature such an unfair bitch?

My pants are covered in red blood
Look I just started my Period.
Can I please borrow a tampon?
I have been bleeding all day long.
I need some Midol,
These cramps won't stop hurting at all.
I gotta clean it with soap suds
My pants are smothered in red crud.

Screw Mother Nature's curse
Now you need maxies in your purse.
Womanhood really sucks
Your hooha has the worst of luck
Bleeding from your vajay
'Specially when it's a heavy day.
Blood all over the place
Red in your pants and on your face.

It's not fair that boys don't have to go through this.
Why is Mother Nature such an unfair bitch?

My pants are covered in red blood
Look I just started my period
Can I please borrow a tampon?
I have been bleeding all day long.
I need some Midol
These cramps won't stop hurting at all
I gotta clean it with soap suds
My pants are smothered in red crud.

Tampons just plug bloody holes
Just got a visit from Aunt Flow
It's that time of month again, don't you know.
(Oh oh)
Tampons just plug bloody holes
Got another visit from Aunt Flow
The crimson tide has hit the shore.
(Forever more)

My pants are covered in red blood
Look, I just started my period.
Can I please borrow a tampon?
I have been bleeding all day long.
I need some Midol
These cramps won't stop hurting at all.
I gotta clean it with soap suds
My pants are smothered in red crud.

My pants are covered in Red Blood 
(Ooh Red Blood)
Look, I started my period.
(My period)
Can I please borrow a tampon
(I need a tampon)
I have been bleeding all day long.
I need some Midol
(Ooh yeah yeah)
These cramps won't stop hurting at all
(No it won't stop now)
I gotta clean it with soap suds
(I need some Midol)
My pants are smothered in red crud.

It's not fair that boys don't have to go through this.
Why is Mother Nature such an unfair bitch?


Red Blood (Country Version)

"Slut It Up" is the lead single from the debut album "Slutopia" by Eden's Slutz, an anthem dedicated to sluts around the world.

"Slutopia" is the debut album by Eden's Slutz, the world's naughtiest girl group. You're not supposed to listen to it, but you know you want to! Featuring the songs "Pants Down", "S-L-U-T", "Bang, Bang, Bang" and "Amber Alert". 

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Slut It Up (Single Mix)

"Slutopia" is the debut album by Eden's Slutz, the world's naughtiest girl group. You're not supposed to listen to it, but you know you want to! Featuring the songs "Pants Down", "S-L-U-T", "Bang, Bang, Bang" and "Amber Alert". 

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Amber Alert (Pop Mix)

Pimp & Ho (Remastered)

Luv Juice (R&B Mix)

"Pussy Privilege" is the second single off "Pimp & Ho" by Eden's Slutz. A female empowerment anthem with a reggae influence.

Pussy Privilege

Pussy Privilege (Single Mix)

"B.I.T.C.H." by Eden's Slutz is a female empowerment boss anthem with a hip hop flare.

B.I.T.C.H.

Pimp & Ho (R&B Mix)

"Take it Off" is a single taken from our album "Pimp & Ho" by us, Eden's Slutz, a song about a bunch of horny women at a bachelorette party, featuring a 90's throwback sound.

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LYRICS:

At my friend Stephanie's
Bachelorette party
I was bored as can be
Until what do I see?
Suddenly a cop shows up
And starts to take off his stuff
He's a stripper named White Chocolate
And he's packing something in his pocket

Let me see your peen
Show me your goods
Smart car or limousine
Wanna see what's under the hood!

Take it off, take it off, daddy
Let me see, let me see that body
Time to get, time to get naughty
At this bachelorette party
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off, baby
Time to get, time to get crazy
All the ladies wanna see
Full frontal male nudity
I'll stick a fifty in that g
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off, off)

Remove that thong
Show us your shlong
Wanna know how long
Before the end of this song

Is it short and stout or big and tall?
Or it it a small one after all?
Forget about Magic Mikey
Your bod is what I likey, likey
Strip it off, show me what you've got
White Chocolate makes me hot, hot, hot!

Show me your goods
Wanna see what's under the hood

Take it off, take it off, daddy
Let me see, let me see that body
Time to get, time to get naughty
At this bachelorette party
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off, baby
Time to get, time to get crazy
All the ladies want to see
Full frontal male nudity
I'll stick a fifty in that gee
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off, off)

Remove that thong
Show us your shlong
Wanna see that dong
Before the end of this song

Is it a sturgeon or a cod?
Is it a twig or a lightening rod?
Is it a corn snake or python?
Is it a lipstick or a tampon?
Is it a pony or a trusty steed?
Caterpillar or a centipede?
Vanilla or a lima bean?
Chorizo or a Jimmy Dean?
Is it a marmoset or King Kong?
Won't you show me how big is that dong?

Don't want coochies on TV
Or bare boobies in movies.
For vaginas I don't care
Seeing a penis is rare.
Quit with the tits
Enough with the muffs
Boobs and vajean
Have all been seen
Time to see more peen
On the big screen
And in magazines
Let that junk be seen!

Take it off, take it off daddy
(Daddy)
Let me see, let me see that body
(Body)
Time to get, time to get naughty
(Naughty)
At this bachelorette party
(Party)
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off baby
(Baby)
Time to get, time to get crazy
(Crazy)
All the ladies wanna see
(Wanna see)
Full frontal male nudity
(Male nudity)
I'll stick a fifty in that g
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off, off)

Remove that thong!
Show us your dong!
You don't have long!
Before the end of this song!

"Oh, that's it?"

Take It Off (Single Mix)

"Lovin' Oven" is the first single off our album "Pimp & Ho" by us, Eden's Slutz, a yummy, sweet, fun and fluffy bubblegum pop track, featuring cheerleading chants and synth vibes. We think it's out tastiest song ever, you'll wanna eat it all up and leave no crumbs.
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LYRICS:

LOVIN' OVEN

My cookie cookie cookie
Needs some nookie nookie nookie

Won't you stir my batter?
Brown or white it don't matter
Pour it on my platter
Hope it doesn't splatter
Pastry's ready to be stuffed
Prue Leith won't get enough

My cupcake is nice and hot
Won't you give it a shot?
Take a bite of my goods
Just like Paul Hollywood
Taste it and give it a go
Better than the Baking Show

I hope your nuts are
(Stodgy, stodgy, stodgy)
They'll make my bottom
(Soggy, soggy, soggy)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My cookie, cookie, cookie
Needs some nookie, nookie, nookie
Don't be a rookie, rookie, rookie
Taste my cookie, cookie, cookie

Grab a slice of my cake
Don't be shy for God's sake
Eat more than you can take
Took Mom nine months to bake
Invite all of your friends
So good they'll want seconds

Get a slice of my pie
It might squirt in your eye
Hope it won't stain your shirt
It's a juicy moist dessert
I used prime flour in this feast
Hope there's not too much yeast

I hope your nuts are
(Stodgy, stodgy, stodgy)
They'll make my bottom
(Soggy, soggy, soggy)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My cookie, cookie, cookie
Needs some nookie, nookie, nookie
Don't be a rookie, rookie, rookie
Taste my cookie, cookie, cookie

Good French patisserie
Ain't got nothing on me
I'll sample your eclair
If it's messy I don't care
Filled with Cream makes fat girl's scream
It is a foodie's wet dream

I hope your nuts are
(Stodgy, stodgy, stodgy)
They'll make my bottom
(Soggy, soggy, soggy)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My cookie, cookie, cookie
Needs some nookie, nookie, nookie
Don't be a rookie, rookie, rookie
Taste my cookie, cookie, cookie

Lovin' Oven

Lovin' Oven (Single Mix)

"Menage a Trois" is a naught song about having twice the fun at once.

Visit out official website for more info about this track:
https://www.edensslutz.com/discography/pimp-ho-album/menage-a-trois-single

Ménage à Trois (Pop Single Mix)

"Ménage à Trois" is the 3rd single from our 3rd album "Pimp & Ho" by us, Eden's Slutz, a naughty song about having two guys at once.

Our album "Pimp & Ho" showcases two different sidea of Eden's Slutz. Side A is called "Pimp" and features R&B and Hip Hop inspired tracks while Side B, called "Ho" feature's a bubblegum pop sound.

Visit out official website for more info about this track:
https://www.edensslutz.com/discography/pimp-ho-album/menage-a-trois-single

Pimp & Ho

Menage a Trois (Hip Hop Mix)

Ménage à Trois (Hip Hop Mix)

"After Class" is the sequel to the song "Amber Alert" and is the b-side to the single.

"Amber Alert" is an upbeat single from the album "Slutopia" by Eden's Slutz, a petty immature song about a high school classmate named Amber, who all the girls are jealous of. Dedicated to all the mean girls out there.

After Class

"My Hooha (B-Side Mix)" is the b-side to the single "Slut It Up" by us, Eden's Slutz, the world's naughtiest girl group! "My Hooha (80's Mix)" can be found on our album "Slutopia". Listen to it now!:

https://soundcloud.com/eden-828612882/sets/slutopia-remastered?si=dad8764386934f93a50ed60a22ac9c54&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

Slut It Up

My Hooha (B-Side Mix)

"Slut It Up" is the lead single from the album "Slutopia" by Eden's Slutz, the world's naughtiest girl group. This song is dedicated to all the sluts around the world.

Slut It Up (Teenybopper Mix)

"S-L-U-T" by Eden's Slutz, features tropical vibes, and a Caribbean calypso sound. A Summery pop song. Featuring the B-side "Me Likey Likey" with reggae vibes.

S-L-U-T

S-L-U-T (Sunny Mix)

Me Likey Likey

A cover of the song "Feed Your Love" by Spice Girls.

Feed Your Love (Spice Girls Cover)

A cover of the song "Naked" by Spice Girls

Naked (Spice Girls Cover)

This is a remix to our single "Pants Down" by us, Eden's Slutz, our "number one" song.

Pants Down (Tinkle Mix)

"Hooking In Amsterdam" is a single from the album "Slutopia", by us, Eden's Slutz. This song is about an expat in Amsterdam who spent all her money on marajuana and decides to resort to legal prostitution to earn her way home.

Featuring the b-side "Slutopia".

Hooking In Amsterdam

Hooking In Amsterdam (Double Dutch Mix)

Hooking In Amsterdam (Red Light Mix)

Hooking in Amsterdam (Rap Mix)

Hooking in Amsterdam (Euro Mix)

"Send Nudes" is a single by us, Eden's Slutz from our debut album "Slutopia", a song about paying your rent with other means when you don't have the money.

Send Nudes

Send Nudes (Redressed Mix)

Send Nudes (80's Dance Mix)

"Strip It Low" is a special single from us, Eden's Slutz, a special anthem to women who work hard and do what they gotta do to make end's meet...

Stripperz

Strip it Low (Exotic Mix)

"Pussy Privilege" is a single from the our album "Pimp & Ho", an anthem for women everywhere reminding you that using your "flower power" will get you far.

Pussy Privilege (Flower Power Remix)

"Pussy Privilege" is a single from the our album "Pimp & Ho", an anthem for women everywhere reminding you that using your "flower power" will get you far.

"Sell My Flower (B-Side Mix)" is the B-side to "Pussy Privilege", a song about being a florist on the street.
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LYRICS:
(Suck it up, buttercup!)
(Suck it up, suck it up, suck it up!)

Today I saw a woman 
Selling flowers on the street
I think I'm gonna compete 
That's just what I will do
Gonna sell my flower too
Hawk my blossom on the street 
Sell my nosegay for pay
With prices that just can't be beat

Gonna use what I got
To open up a flower shop

Pink panther, aster, lavender
Sell my flower on the corner
Geranium, chrysanthemum
Sell my flower to anyone 
Sweet pea, posy, poppy, pansy
Sell my flower for a fee
Daisy, peony, lilies so sweet
Gonna sell my flower on the street

Need to make some moolah 
That's just how it goes
So pick my petunia
And come stem this rose

Sell my flower on the boulevard
Accept Visa or MasterCard
Taking advantage of what I got
To open up a flower shop
Never knew I'd become a florist
Catering to businessmen and tourists
Come and smell my floral display
Order a bouquet today

Gonna use what I got
To open up a flower shop

Pink panther, aster, lavender
Sell my flower on the corner
Geranium, chrysanthemum
Sell my flower to anyone 
Sweet pea, posy, poppy, pansy
Sell my flower for a fee
Daisy, peony, lilies so sweet
Gonna sell my flower on the street

Need to make some income
That's just how it goes
So pick my geranium
And come stem this rose

Unbuckle for some honeysuckle
Unzip for some tulip
Undress for some hibiscus
Come and drill this daffodil
Got an awesome blossom for you
The best flower on the avenue
No I'm not a narcissus
I'm just nothing but a florist

(Suck it up, buttercup!)
(Suck it up, suck it up, suck it up!)
(Stick your nose in my buttercup!)
(And suck it up, suck it up, suck it up!)

My perennial Is essential 
To my business strategy
It's evidential and consequential
That you want to pick my daisy

Pink panther, aster, lavender
Sell my flower on the corner
Geranium, chrysanthemum
Sell my flower to anyone 
Sweet pea, posie, poppy, pansy
Sell my flower for a fee
Daisy, peony, lilies so sweet
Gonna sell my flower on the street

Pink panther, aster, lavender
Sell my flower on the corner
Geranium, chrysanthemum
Sell my flower to anyone 
Sweet pea, posy, poppy, pansy
Sell my flower for a fee
Daisy, peony, lilies so sweet
Gonna sell my flower on the street

Need to make my money back
That's just how it goes
So pick my lilac 
And come stem this rose

(Suck it up, buttercup!)
(Suck it up, suck it up, suck it up!)

Sell My Flower (B-side Mix)

"Pussy Privilege" is a single off our album "Pimp & Ho" by us, Eden's Slutz, a female empowerment anthem about using your flower power to get you what you want, featuring a reggae inspired sound.

Pussy Privilege (Reggae Vajayjay Mix)

Pussy Privilege (Minge Mix)

Pussy Privilege (Whipped Remix)

Pussy Privilege (Island Mix)

Pussy Privilege (Repussified Mix)

Pussy Privilege (Rasta Mix)

Ménage à Trois (Ooh La La Mix)

Ménage à Trois (Montmartre Mix)

Ménage à Trois (Euro Dizzy Mix)

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too! Cum with us as we visit "Whorlando"!

"Cinnamon Toast & Tacos On The Floor" is dedicated to those who love to "eat" tacos.

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LYRICS:

The English translation for
Permanezcan sentados, por favor
Is "Remain seated please".
But "Cinnamon toast and tacos on the floor"
Sounds more like it .
So that's how I'm gonna sit
On the floor will be my knees
On your face will be my clit

Serving Tacos today
Get on your way 
Gonna wanna stay 
For my taco buffet 

Cinnamon toast and tacos on the floor
I know that you're a taco whore
Get ready for what's in store
Hungry for Mexican I'm sure
(Olé! Olé!)
Eating tacos down on the floor
Gonna serve you up more and more 
On taco Tuesdays you will score
With Cinnamon and tacos on the floor
(Olé! Olé!)

Your face is where I'll sit
You know you like it
A taco craving you'll get
As you enjoy this clit

Sitting on that face
while you eat in place
Say Olé! Say Olé!
It's taco Tuesday
Facial hair on my taint
Makes we wanna faint
Hope that mustache
Don't give me a rash
that face is where I'll sit
A dirty Sanchez you might get

Serving Tacos today
Get on your way 
Gonna wanna stay 
For my taco buffet 

Cinnamon toast and tacos on the floor
I know that you're a taco whore
Get ready for what's in store
Hungry for Mexican I'm sure
(Olé! Olé!)
Eating tacos down on the floor
Gonna serve you up more and more 
On taco Tuesdays you will score
With Cinnamon and tacos on the floor
(Olé! Olé!)

Your face is where I'll sit
You know you like it
A taco craving you'll get
As you enjoy this clit

Do you have allergies?
A fish taco this be
Got tuna and starfish today
Serving a seafood buffet
"Mariscos" as they say
Place my taco atop your tray
Slowly back and forth I will rock
Gotta pay extra for Guac
Sitting on a face isn't a crime
let do it 69 times

Your face is the best
Ride in this whole park
Remove loose articles 
Before I embark
But my Vajay-jay
Can't be stowed away
lick it up, lick it down
while you're laying on the ground 
That face is my favorite ride
'Specially with your tongue in side

Say Olé! Say Olé!
(Olé! Olé!)
Say Olé! Say Olé!
(Olé! Olé!)
Say Olé! Say Olé!
(Olé! Olé!)
Say Olé! Say Olé!
(Olé! Olé!)

I don't think it's weird
That you volunteer
My bearded clam on your beard
Makes me scream and cheer

Cinnamon toast and tacos on the floor
I know that you're a taco whore
Get ready for what's in store
Hungry for Mexican I'm sure
(Olé! Olé!)
Eating tacos down on the floor
Gonna serve you up more and more 
On taco Tuesdays you will score
With Cinnamon and tacos on the floor
(Olé! Olé!)

Cinnamon toast and tacos on the floor
I know that you're a taco whore
Get ready for what's in store
Hungry for Mexican I'm sure
(Olé! Olé!)
Eating tacos down on the floor
Gonna serve you up more and more 
On taco Tuesdays you will score
With Cinnamon and tacos on the floor
(Olé! Olé!)

Say Olé! Say Olé!
(Olé! Olé!)
Say Olé! Say Olé!
(Olé! Olé!)

Cinnamon Toast & Tacos On The Floor

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too!

Listen to our new album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/s54ICpKqMLH3QD3JG8

This song is about the bootiful beaches of Miami Florida
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LYRICS:

For the end of the week
Took a trip down to the beach
Drove with my family 
All the way to Miami
The sea is where we wanted to be
The beach is what we wanted to see
(Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Got out the car and what'd we see?
Sting bikinis, nudity
Public indecency, 
Debauchery at the sea.
Naked and bare everywhere 
Endless coochies and titties
As far as the eye can see
Men showing off their peen 
Letting their junk be seen

Everyone dresses like a whore
Down at the Miami sea shore

It's a whore, you're a whore
He's a whore, she's a whore
They're all whores, that's all whores
Everyone is a whore
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

That's a slut, you're a slut
He's a slut, she's a slut
They're all sluts, It's a slut
Everyone is a slut
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

The beach is where you gotta be
If you really wanna see 
Extreme public indecency

Grandma can see his banana
Don't look Mom, his clothes are gone
Oh my gosh, she's wearing butt floss
Oh no, Dad can see her hole
Hey buddy, eveyone's slutty
Guess what? Look at her coconuts
Everyone at the beach is dressed like a slut

Everyone's showing off their butts 
And exposing their coconuts

That's a slut, you're a slut
He's a slut, she's a slut
It's a slut, they're all sluts
Everyone is a slut
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

It's a whore, you're a whore
He's a whore, she's a whore
That's a whore, they're all whores
Everyone is a whore
(Down At the Miami sea shore)

The sea is where you wanna be
If you really wanna see
Public beach debauchery

(Down at the sea shore)
(Everyone's a whore)
(Down at the sea shore)

Walking around in a string bikini
Ain't public indecency in Miami
Why should we go home? When in Rome.
Why let them have all of the fun?
Why not just be like everyone?
If you can't beat them, you can join them

Dad's a slut, Mom's a slut
Grandma's a slut, Grandpa's a slut
They're all sluts, we're all sluts
Everyone is a slut
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

Mom's a whore, Dad's a whore
Sister's a whore, Brother's a whore
They're all whores, we're all whores
Everyone is a whore
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

Everyone dresses like a whore 
Down at the Miami sea shore

I'm a slut, you're a slut
he's a slut, she's a slut
They're all sluts, we're all sluts
Everyone is a slut
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

I'm a whore, you're a whore
He's a whore, she's a whore
They're all whores, we're all whores
Everyone is a whore
(Down at the Miami sea shore)

The beach is where you gotta be
If you really wanna see
Extreme public nudity

Miami Seashore (Beach Mix)

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too! Cum with us as we visit "Whorlando"!

Vacation over so soon? Be sure to hurry back again!
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LYRICS:

Thank you for all of your dough
It's so sad that you have to go
If a good time is what you had
Tell your brother and tell your dad
Always here for your enjoyment
Book another appointment 
I'm dying to have you again
Hurry back and bring some of your friends 

All Good things must come to an end
But a good thing just came in my end

Hurry back, hurry back
Hope you really enjoyed that
Now that you've tried some
There's more where that came from

Hurry back, hurry back
Got more in store, come back for more
Let me show you where is the door
Make sure to visit my gift store

Sorry you have to dash
Have to leave real fast
Wish this could last
Next time bring more cash

Glad you could stop by
Now it's time for me to fly
Hope you liked the show
Now you gonna go
Don't have to go home
But here you can't stay
Got my number on your phone
Come again another day

A good time can be hard to find
Yet a hard time is good to find

Hurry back, Hurry back
Be sure to bring your certificates
A special discount your will get
When you come for your next visit

Hurry back, hurry back
I'm dying to see you again
So glad that you could attend
Next time why not bring all your friends?

Sorry you have to dash
Have to leave real fast
Wish this could last
Next time bring more cash

(Hurry baa-ack, hurry baa-ack)
(Hurry back, hurry back, hurry back)
(Hurry baa-ack, hurry baa-ack)
(Hurry back, hurry back, hurry back!)

Hurry back, hurry back
Hope you really enjoyed that
Now that you've tried some
there's more where that came from

Hurry back, hurry back
Got more in store, come back for more
Let me show you where is the door
Make sure to visit my gift store

Hurry back, Hurry back
Be sure to bring your certificates
A special discount your will get
When you come for your next visit

Hurry back, hurry back
I'm dying to see you again
So glad that you could attend
Next time why not bring all your friends?

Sorry you have to dash
Have to leave real fast
Wish this could last
Next time bring more cash

Sorry you have to dash
Have to leave real fast
Wish this could last
Next time bring all of your cash

A good time can be hard to find
Yet a hard time is good to find
All Good things must come to an end
But a good thing just came in my end

Sorry I had to dash
Next time bring more cash
Grateful for the high turnout 
Had a blast no doubt 
Don't like to shout
NOW GET OUT!!!!

"Oh how rude of me. PLEASE, get out."

Hurry Back

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too!

Listen to our album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/s54ICpKqMLH3QD3JG8

But why vacation in Orlando when you can go somewhere hotter: Hell!
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LYRICS:

"Go to Hell!"

Vacation is on the way
At home I don't wanna stay
Gonna spend it far away
To where celebrities go
A place that's never cold
A place that's warm always
I know a place that's really swell
Why don't we just go to Hell?

The hottest vacation pick
Is H-E-double-hockey-sticks

Wanna go to Orlando?
(NO!)
Wanna visit Chicago?
(NO!)
A trip to San Francisco?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go

Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Spend your vacation in Hell

Go to Hell, go to Hell!
It's so swell
Can't you tell?
Spend vacation in Hell, Hell, Hell!

666 star hotels
Lake of Fire boat hires
So many activities 
For the whole family 
You can meet celebrities 
From throughout history
Like Miss Britney Murphy 
Or John F. Kennedy 
Miss Marilyn Monroe
And also Liberace
Hell is where the cool kids go
That is where we need to be

The hottest vacation pick
is H-E-double-hockey-Styx

Wanna go Tokyo?
(NO!)
Wanna go visit Oslo?
(NO!)
A weekend in Monaco?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go!

Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Spend your vacation in Hell.

Go to Hell, go to Hell!
It's so swell
Can't you tell?
Spend vacation in Hell, Hell, Hell!

(NO!)
(NO!)
(HELL NO!)
(YES!)
(YES!)
(YES!)
(HELL YES!)
(Let's all go to Hell-el-el, hell-el-el)
(I wanna go to Hell-el-el, hell-el-el)

Don't go to Cairo 
Vegas is overpriced 
London just ain't that nice
Hell is always hot, hot, hot,
Warm weather is what it's got
Satan has the hottest spot
Why not give hell a shot?
You do not need to fly
No regulations to comply
Just under the Earth's mantle
Gotta find a digger rental
Go and grab a shovel
Time to go see the Devil

The hottest vacation pick
Is H-E-double-hockey-sticks!

Wanna go to Morocco?
(NO!)
Wanna visit Mexico?
(NO!)
To Rio De Janeiro?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go!

Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Spend your vacation in Hell.

Wanna go to Toronto?
(NO!)
Wanna visit Kyoto?
(NO!)
A trip to Montenegro?
(HELL NO!)
Hell is where we wanna go

Wanna go somewhere hot?
(YES!)
I know just the right spot
(YES!)
Let's go to a place that's swell
(HELL YES!)
Spend your vacation in Hell

Go to Hell, go to Hell!
It's so swell
Can't you tell?
Spend vacation in Hell, Hell, Hell!

"Go to Hell!"


Vacation In Hell (666 Mix)

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too!

This song is dedicated to all the theme park workers who have to put up with a lot of "Bitchez". We feel for you.
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LYRICS:
Complaining that they overpaid
Or that It rained on their parade.
Demanding that they get first aid
'Cause a ride hurt their shoulder blade.
Tripped and spilled their lemonade
Or on a wet ride they got sprayed.
I am not at all well paid
To deal with these people's charades.

Let me out of this cage
Need to turn a new page
Hooking is what I might gage
It pays more than minimum wage

(Bitches!)
They love to moan and gripe 
(Bitches!)
Every single night
(Bitches!) 
'Cause things didn't go right
(Bitches!)
Full of anger and spite

(Bitches!)
Complain all the live long day
(Bitches!)
When they don't get their way
(Bitches!)
'Cause I ruined their Vacay
(Bitches!)
While making low, low, low pay

(Bitches!)
What time's the 4 o'clock show?
(Bitches!)
Where's the bathroom do you know?
(Bitches!)
Paid too much to come inside
(Bitches!)
Cause I broke down their favorite ride

Complaining 'bout getting soaked
On a ride with water and a boat
They wanna ring out my throat 
I wanna throw them in the moat
A bad time is what they had
Now I'm being the punching bag
Ooh please god, need another job
Perhaps a bank is what I'll rob

Let me out of this cage
Need to turn a new page
Hooking is what I might gage
It pays more than minimum wage

(Bitches!)
They love to moan and gripe 
(Bitches!)
Every single night
(Bitches!) 
'Cause things didn't go right
(Bitches!)
Full of anger and spite

(Bitches!)
Complain all the live long day
(Bitches!)
When they don't get their way
(Bitches!)
'Cause I ruined their Vacay
(Bitches!)
While making low, low, low pay

(Bitches!)
What time's the 4 o'clock show?
(Bitches!)
Where's the bathroom do you know?
(Bitches!)
Paid too much to come inside
(Bitches!)
Cause I broke down their favorite ride

Can barely afford food
dealing with people who are rude
I am barely getting by
While I'm paid to take the hit
For bad decisions made by 
Executives with brains of shit

(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)
(Bitches!)

Let me out of this cage
Need to turn a new page
Hooking is what I might gage
It pays more than minimum wage

(Bitches!)
They love to moan and gripe 
(Bitches!)
Every single night
(Bitches!) 
'Cause things didn't go right
(Bitches!)
Full of anger and spite

(Ooh Bitches!)
Complain all the live long day
(Those Bitches!)
When they don't get their way
(Those nasty Bitches!)
'Cause I ruined their vay-cay
(Really hate those Bitches!)
While making low, low, low pay

(Bitches!)
What time's the 4 o'clock show?
(Bitches!)
Where's the bathroom do you know?
(Bitches!)
Paid too much to come inside
(Bitches!)
Cause I broke down their favorite ride

"This song is dedicated to all the theme park workers out there"
"I feel for you"

Bitchez

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too! Cum with us as we visit "Whorlando"!

Listen to our album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/s54ICpKqMLH3QD3JG8

"Finger My Stingray" is a innocent song about petting stingrays, we swear!
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LYRICS:

Pet my stingray
Pet my stingray today
Just take two fingers
And stroke, stroke, stroke away

Thanks for coming today
Look down and You'll see
What I have on Display.
This here be Desirée
She's a southern Stingray
There's an extra fee.
If you decide to pay,
It will be okay to touch away.

Take your two fingers
And stroke her while she lingers
Guaranteed to be the wettest
Thing you've ever fingered

Have you touched a stingray before?
It's wet like the sea shore
Reach in my touch tank today
And finger her away
She's guaranteed to be
Salty and moist like the sea
So reach in my touch tank today
And finger my stingray

Pet my stingray
Pet my stingray today
Just take two fingers
And stroke, stroke, stroke away
Touch my stingray
Touch my stingray today
Just take your fingers
And finger her away

Not at all hairy
She doesn't have any
She's been touched by very many
Boys and girls From all over the world.
She'll let you touch her
If you put two fingers together
Take your index and your middle
And give my stingray a diddle

Take your two fingers
And stroke her while she lingers
Guaranteed to be the wettest
Thing you've ever fingered


Have you touched a stingray before?
It's wet like the sea shore
Reach in my touch tank today
And finger her away
She's guaranteed to be
Salty and moist like the sea
So reach in my touch tank today
And finger my stingray

Pet my stingray
Pet my stingray today
Just take two fingers
And stroke, stroke, stroke away
Touch my stingray
Touch my stingray today
Just take your fingers
And finger her away

Desiree likes to be touched
She loves it very, very much
Just take your hand
And stick out your phalange
She's wet and she's all soaked
So give my stingray a stroke

Take your two fingers
And stroke her while she lingers
Guaranteed to be the wettest
Thing you've ever fingered

Have you touched a stingray before?
It's wet like the sea shore
Reach in my touch tank today
And finger her away
She's guaranteed to be
Salty and moist like the sea
So reach in my touch tank today
And finger my stingray

Have you touched a stingray before?
It's wet like the sea shore
Reach in my touch tank today
And finger her away
She's guaranteed to be
Salty and moist like the sea
So reach in my touch tank today
And finger my stingray

Pet my stingray
Pet my stingray today
Just take two fingers
And stroke, stroke, stroke away
Touch my stingray
Touch my stingray today
Just take your fingers
And finger her away

Finger My Stingray

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too! Cum with us as we visit "Whorlando"!

"My Other Ride" is the 2nd single off "Whorlando", a song about the best ride in Orlando.
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LYRICS:

Picked me up on the street
The corner is where we meet
Now we are in his backseat
Turning up the heat
As he's Holding up my feet
Service that you just can't beat

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no transmissions
In this rear collision

Their other ride's a Toyota
Her other ride is a Honda
His ride is a Mercedes benz
My other ride is your boyfriend

Don't got a Impala
Don't got an Accord
Don't got a Corolla
Your boyfriend is what I board

I'm taking his stick shift
He's honking my headlights
While slamming my back door
If you'd done your job right
He wouldn't need a whore
To satisfy him at night

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no emissions
In this rear collision

Your other ride is a Toyota
Her other ride is a Honda
His ride is a Mercedes benz
My other ride is your boyfriend

Your other ride is a Vespa
Her other ride is a Tesla
His ride is an Astin Martin
But my other ride is your husband

Don't got a Pontiac 
Don't got a Concorde
Don't got a Cadillac
Your husband is what I board

Don't need an Uber
Don't need a Lyft
Don't need a taxi
Your boyfriend is where I sit

Needs a slut to rev him up
Needs a ho to make him go
Needs a skank to turn his crank
Needs someone to make him cum
He Needs a dirty hooker 
To fire his cylinders
If you can't please your man
Remember that a hussy can

My highway has no skidmarks
No oil spills where I park

Their favorite ride is the log flume
Her favorite ride's the Drop of Doom
His favorite ride are the dodgems
My favorite ride is your boyfriend 

Their other ride is a Vespa
Her other ride is a Tesla
His ride is an Astin Martin
But my other ride is your husband

Don't got a Impala
Don't got an Accord
Don't got a Corolla
Your boyfriend is what I board

Don't got a Pontiac 
Don't got a Concorde
Don't got a Cadillac
Your husband is what I board

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no transmissions
In this rear collision

Needs a slut to rev him up
Needs a ho to make him go
Needs a skank to turn his crank
Needs someone to make him cum

My Other Ride (Is Your Boyfriend)

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too! Cum with us as we visit "Whorlando"!

"Twat Rot" is the first single off our album "Whorlando", a song about when your girlfriend smells funky.
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LYRICS:

Ooh girl, you smell like seafood
Your hygiene routine ain't that good
Smells like the Seattle Pike Place
Your stench is such a disgrace
Wash your hooha with some douche
Squeeze it in and give it a swoosh
Nobody here is in the mood
For any stanky, stanky seafood

What the hell is that smell?
Is it tilapia? (No!)
Could it be tuna? (No!)
Could it be corvina? (No!)
Is it barracuda? (No!)
It's just your vagina!

Ooh girl you've got twat rot
Twat rot is what you've got
Got some rot in your twat
A rotten twat is what you've got! (Pee yew!)
Ooh girl you've just been caught
With a case of rotten twat
Whether you know it or not
You've got some nasty, nasty twat rot!

Here is what I thinky think
Girl you really stinky stink
Gotta clean your pinky pink
Give that vag a douchy drink 

Vagisil will kill that smell
Hit those odors where they dwell
Practice feminine hygiene
Keep that hoohoo very clean
Like a Long John Silvers dish
Stanky like a rotten fish
I don't know why you can't tell
You've got a funky, funky smell

What the hell is that smell?
Is it tilapia? (No!)
Could it be tuna? (No!)
Could it be Corvina? (No!)
Is it Barracuda? (No!)
It's just your vagina!

Ooh girl you've got twat rot
Twat rot is what you've got
Got some rot in your twat
A rotten twat is what you've got! (Pee yew!)
Ooh girl you've just been caught
With a case of rotten twat
Whether you know it or not
You've got a nasty case of twat rot!

Here is what I thinky think
Girl you really stinky stink
Gotta clean your pinky pink
Give that vag a douchey drink (Pee you!)
Here is what you need to know
Why not give douching a go?
It's real filthy and it shows
Gotta clean your pink taco

Bitch, you smell like dead fish
Ma'am you smell like clam
Don't wanna be mean
But you smell like sardine
Don't mean to be crass
But you smell like sea bast
Won't you take it from me?
You smell like anchovy

What the hell is that smell?
Is it tilapia? (No!)
Could it be tuna? (No!)
Could it be corvina? (No!)
Is it barracuda? (No!)
It's just your vagina!

Ooh girl you've got twat rot
Twat rot is what you've got
Got some rot in your twat
A rotten twat is what you've got! (Pee yew!)
Ooh girl you've just been caught
With a case of rotten twat
Whether you know it or not
You've got some nasty, nasty twat rot!

Here is what I thinky think
Girl you really stinky stink
Gotta clean your pinky pink
Give that vag a douchey drink (Pee yew!)
Here is what you need to know
Why not give douching a go?
It's real filthy and it shows
Gotta clean your pink taco

"What's that smell?"

Twat Rot

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too! Cum with us as we visit "Whorlando"!

"Putt Putt Slut" is the 3rd single off our album "Whorlando", a song dedicated to all slutz who just love to play putt putt!
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LYRICS:

I'm just a slut slut slut
For putt, putt putt
Call me a putt putt slut
Cause I'm a slut for putt putt

For putters I'm a sucker
Make you melt like butter
Poke me with your putter
Makes me wanna stutter
Why not give me a call ?
I'm a golf fan overall
Better keep your balls in line
Hit it in my hole 18 times

For a good time give me a call
I wanna play with your golf balls

I'm a putt putt slut
Such a slut for putt putt
Really gets me off
When we play putt putt golf

Gonna Tell you what
No "if's",."and's" or "but's"
I'm a mini golf nut
'Cause I'm a putt putt slut

I'm just a slut slut slut
or putt putt putt
Call me a putt putt slut
'Cause I'm a slut for putt putt

If your pants are on better take them off
Get a whole in one like a game of golf

Putting is the goal
Putt it in my hole
Hit it and make it roll
Use your heart and soul
When you grab your putter
Use good form and control 
Avoid the water
It's dyed like Ty-D-Bowl

For a good time, give you a call
Orlando's known for big golf balls

I'm a putt putt slut
Such a slut for putt putt
Really gets me off
When we play putt putt golf

Gonna tell you what
No "if's",."and's" or "but's"
I'm a mini golf nut
Cause I'm a putt putt slut

I'm just a slut slut slut
For putt putt putt
Call me a putt putt slut
Cause I'm a slut for putt putt

I'm just a slut slut slut
or Putt putt putt
Call me a putt putt slut
Cause I'm a slut for putt putt

If your pants are on better take them off
Get a whole in one like a game of golf

Always down for another round
Get it over the hill
Hit it in the windmill
My hole is what you will fill
Your form is not willy nill
Closing time you have until
Delicate like a daffodil
Putting too hard is overkill

I'm just a slut slut slut
or Putt putt putt
Call me a putt putt slut
Cause I'm a slut for putt putt

I'm just a slut slut slut
or Putt putt putt
Call me a putt putt slut
Cause I'm a slut for putt putt

Hit it up far, Get it on par
My hole is your target
Nothing mini 'bout your golf club
Stick your putter in my carpet

For a good time give me a call
I wanna play with your golf balls

I'm a putt putt slut
Such a slut for putt putt
Really gets me off
When we play putt putt golf

Gonna tell you what
No if's and's or but's
I'm a mini golf nut
'Cause I'm a putt putt slut

If your pants are on better take them off
Get a whole in one like a game of golf

I'm just a slut slut slut
For putt putt putt
Call me a putt putt slut
Cause I'm a slut for putt putt

I'm just a slut slut slut
For Putt putt putt
Call me a putt putt slut
Cause I'm a slut for putt putt

Putt Putt Slut

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too! Cum with us as we visit "Whorlando"!

"EPTWAT" is a song about the biggest tourist trap in Orlando.
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LYRICS:

"Welcome to Orlando"
Just landed at MCO
Friend asked me where we should go
Told her "I don't really know"
She took out a brochure to show
"This is where the tourists go".
It's a theme park called EPTWAT
I told her "no, Let's just not"

Crowded and overrated
Overpriced and outdated

EPTWAT is where the tourists go
When they come to Orlando
Stands for "Extremely Pointless
Time Wasting Audience Trap"
Why would I wanna visit that?
I'd rather visit somewhere best
Not a tacky tourist trap
Why waste money on that crap?

It's crowded, its overpriced
It's not really all that nice
Its packed, and it's also hot
Let's just not go to EPWAT

Why would you wanna pay
To shop and drink all day?
Not today, that's not how
I wanna spend my vacay
Just a giant shopping mall
Next to a giant golf ball
Not futuristic at all.
Stuck in the 70's
But built in the 80's
EPTWAT is not my first pick
I'd rather go somewhere "Epic".

Overpriced and outdated
Crowded and overrated

EPTWAT is where the tourists go
When they come to Orlando
Stands for "Enormous Pathetic 
Tourist Wallet Abducting Trap"
Why would I wanna visit that?
I'd rather visit somewhere best
Not a tacky tourist trap
Why waste money on that crap?

It's crowded, its overpriced
It's not really all that nice
Its packed, and it's also hot
Let's just not go to EPTWAT

She asked "How 'bout the Tragic Kingdom?"
I said "No, that's not very fun'
"Why did you come to Orlando
If a theme park you don't wanna go?"
Told her: "Kissimmee is where to be
Where we can make some tourist dough 
Where the horny fathers go
So they can hire a ho
While their families play
At a theme park all day"
They should rename this city "Whorlando"

Whorelando, Whorelando
Let's go to Whorelando
Where horny fathers go
To hire a ho
Whorelando, Whorelando
Let's go to Whorelando
Where horny fathers go
So they can hire a ho

EPTWAT is where the tourists go
When they come to Orlando
Stands for "Extremely Pointless
Time Wasting Audience Trap"
Why would I wanna visit that?
I'd rather visit somewhere best
Not a tacky tourist trap
Why waste money on that crap?

EPTWAT is where the tourists go
When they come to Orlando
Stand for "Enormous Pathetic 
Tourist Wallet Abducting Trap"
Why would I wanna visit that?
I'd rather visit somewhere best
Not a tacky tourist trap
Why waste money on that crap?

It's crowded, its overpriced
It's not really all that nice
Its packed, and it's also hot
Let's just not go to EPTWAT

It's crowded, its overpriced
It's not really all that nice
Its packed, and it's also hot
Let's just not go to EPTWAT

Whorlando, Whorlando
Let's go to Whorelando
Where horny fathers go
To hire a ho
Whorlando, Whorlando
Let's go to Whorlando
Where horny fathers go
So they can hire a ho

"Or maybe we could just visit SeaWorld instead?"

EPTWAT

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too!

Many tourist hot spots offer a stand selling pearls from real oysters. Because sometimes all a girl really wants is a beautify pearl necklace.
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LYRICS:

Every girl
Dreams of pearls
They're all jealous
Of my necklace
A special gift
Marked on my list
A ultimate wish
No girl can resist

Better remember
These pearls are special
Not like any other 
They didn't come from no oyster
But from a sea cucumber
Pearls that didn't come from a clam
They came from my man
Got them out by hand

Gonna make the girls jealous 
Of my beautiful pearl necklace

Your beautiful pearl necklace
Is what I'm about to get
Put your white pearls onto my neck
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Every girl wants their neck in pearls
Makes me feel like a special girl
When you adorn me with your pearls
(Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah)

Give it a whirl
Adorn your girl
With your pearls
I am sure
All the girls
Dream of pearls 
Show her you care
Put your pearls right there

Don't have to spend a dollar
To put your pearls on her collar
Any man can give their girl
A necklace made of pearls
Doesn't cost much money
To adorn your honey
Show her that you care
Give her a pearl necklace right there

Almost all men aspire
To give their girl what they desire

Your beautiful pearl necklace
Is what I'm about to get
Put your white pearls onto my neck
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Every girl wants their neck in pearls
Makes me feel like a special girl
When you adorn me with your pearls
(Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah)

Give it a whirl
Adorn your girl
With your pearls
I am sure
All the girls
Dream of pearls 
Show her you care
Put your pearls right there

Give it a whirl
Adorn your girl
With your pearls
I am sure
All the girls
Dream of pearls 
Show her you care
Put your pearls right there

Giving me only the best
To put on my neck
Not being reckless
When you give me your pearl necklace

Every girl
Dreams of pearls
They're all jealous
Of my necklace
A special gift
Marked on my list
A ultimate wish
No girl can resist

Gonna make the girls jealous 
Of my beautiful pearl necklace
But pearls are not only for girls
Some dudes like pearl necklaces too!

Your beautiful pearl necklace
Is what I'm about to get
Put your white pearls onto my neck
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Every girl wants their neck in pearls
Makes me feel like a special girl
When you adorn me with your pearls
(Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah)

Your beautiful pearl necklace
Is what I'm about to get
Put your white pearls onto my neck
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Every girl wants their neck in pearls
Makes me feel like a special girl
When you adorn me with your pearls
(Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah)

Give it a whirl
Adorn your girl
With your pearls
I am sure
All the girls
Dream of pearls 
Show her you care
Put your pearls right there

Give it a whirl
Adorn your girl
With your pearls
I am sure
All the girls
Dream of pearls 
Show her you care
Put your pearls right there

Every girl
Dreams of pearls
They're all jealous
Of my necklace
A special gift
Marked on my list
A ultimate wish
No girl can resist

Pearl Necklace

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too! Cum with us as we visit "Whorlando".

Listen to our album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/s54ICpKqMLH3QD3JG8

WARNING: You are listening in the splash zone. You may get wet, possibly soaked.
___________________________________________________________________________
Lyrics:
Don't you forget
My water jet
Will make you wet
To your dryness 
It is a threat
Gonna get soaked
I bet, I bet

Grab a seat for this water show
Here's something you'll wanna know
Take heed, listen up folks
Wear a poncho 'cause you'll get soaked
This spectacle is wet and wild
Your clothes will get defiled
Brings some goggles just in case
You might get it on your face

Splash turned up to full power
Get ready for a shower
Be brave, and don't you cower 
Gonna be moist for hours and hours

On your mark (on your mark)
Get set, get set, get set
Get ready (get ready)
You may get wet (may get wet)
Better protect your phone
You're sitting in the splash zone
Bring a towel just in case
You might get it all over your face

Don't you forget
My water jet
Will make you wet
To electronics 
It is a threat
Gonna get soaked
you bet, you bet

Perfect for a hot hot day
For a seat you'll wanna pay
Good memories for your vay-cay
A view of my salty spray
I didn't come here to play
Your clothes will be moist all day
Gonna get you wet wet wet
A splash-tacular is what you'll get

Splash turned up to full power
About to get a shower
Be brave, and do not cower 
Gonna be moist for hours and hours

On your mark (on your mark)
Get set, get set, get set
Get ready (get ready)
You may get wet (may get wet)
Better protect your phone
You're sitting in the Splash Zone
Bring a towel just in case
You might get it all over your face

Don't you forget
My water jet
Will make you wet
To your dryness 
It is a threat
Gonna get soaked
You bet, you bet

Do not forget
This water jet
Will get you wet
To electronics
It is a threat
You will get soaked
I bet, I bet

Cover up your phone
Don't gripe and don't moan
You have just been warned
Your in the splash zone
You'll be soaked to the bone.

Go protect your phone
Don't gripe and don't moan
Already been warned
Sitting in the splash zone
Gonna get soaked to the bone.

Just take it like a champ
Your socks are gonna be damp
Wetness for your desire
After you'll need a dryer
Don't complain and don't pout
This is what it's all about
Gonna get squirted no doubt
You'll need to ring your clothes out

Bring a change of clothes
Gonna soak you down to your toes

On your mark (on your mark)
Get set, get set, get set
Get ready (get ready)
You may get wet (may get wet)
Better protect your phone
You're sitting in the splash zone
Bring a towel just in case
You might get it all over your face

On your mark (on your mark)
Get set, get set, get set
Get ready (get ready)
You may get wet (may get wet)
You'll get soaked to the bone
You're sitting in the Splash Zone
Bring some goggles just in case
You might get it all over your face

Don't you forget
My water jet
Will make you wet
To your dryness 
It is a threat
Gonna get soaked
I bet, I bet

Do not forget
This water jet
Will get you wet
To electronics
It is a threat
You will get soaked
you bet, you bet

Cover up your phone
Don't gripe and don't moan
You have just been warned
Your in the splash zone
Gonna be soaked to the bone.

You May Get Wet

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too!

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too!

Listen to our album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/s54ICpKqMLH3QD3JG8

Sometimes when you're bored on your vacation, it's fun to drive down the avenue, looking for hookers.
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LYRICS:

Driving down the road
In hooker hunting mode
Wild life we're gonna see
Going on a safari

It's Midnight, let's have a party
Let's go on a hooker safari
Cruising down the street at night
Checking out the wild life
If you see a hussy
Wearing spots or stripes on her body
Remember You gotta yell
Safari, safari!

Pinto, calico, dalmatian
Checking out hookers
On our vacation

Driving down the road
In hooker hunting mode
Wild life we're gonna see
Going on a safari
Taking a quick stint
If you see a hussy out
Wearing animal print
All over her body
Remember to shout
Safari, safari!

Leopard, giraffe, cheetah,
Jaguar, ocelot, zebra
Snake, crocodile, gator
Emu, dalmatian, tiger
Stripes, spots, blotches, brown cow (So stunning!)
Roar, growl, purr, hiss, meow!
Styled to look wild
Doing it wild style.

At midnight, one a.m. or two
They're all down on the avenue
That's where you might catch a few.
Don't need to go to Africa 
To see cheetahs or gazelles
The boulevard is were they dwell
Have your cameras out and get ready
We're going on a hooker safari!

Pinto, calico, dalmatian
Checking out Hussies
On our vacation

Driving down the road
In hooker hunting mode
Wild life we're gonna see
Going on a safari
Taking a quick stint
If you see a hussy out
Wearing animal print
All over her body
Remember to shout
Safari, safari!

Leopard, giraffe, cheetah,
Jaguar, ocelot, zebra
Snake, crocodile, gator
Emu, dalmatian, tiger
Stripes, spots, blotches, brown cow (So stunning!)
Roar, growl, purr, hiss, meow!
Styled to look wild
Doing it wild style.

Animal prints are a hoe's best
Their favorite way to dress
Doing business on the hush-hush
Camouflages them into the brush
They're always dressing like that
In their natural habitat 

Safari, safari!
Safari, safari!
Safari, safari!
Safari, safari!

Pinto, Calico, Dalmatian
Checking out floozies
On our vacation!

Driving down the road
In hooker hunting mode
Wild life we're gonna see
Going on a safari
Taking a quick stint
If you see a hussy out
Wearing animal print
All over her body
Remember to shout
Safari, safari!

Driving down the road
In hooker hunting mode
Wild life we're gonna see
Going on a safari
Taking a quick stint
If you see a hussy out
Wearing animal print
All over her body
Remember to shout
Safari, safari!

Leopard, giraffe, cheetah,
Jaguar, ocelot, zebra
Snake, crocodile, gator
Emu, dalmatian, tiger
Stripes, spots, blotches, brown cow (So stunning!)
Roar, growl, purr, hiss, meow!
Styled to look wild
Doing it wild style.

Hooker Safari

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too!

Listen to our new album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/s54ICpKqMLH3QD3JG8

Step on up if you dare and take a ride on "Mr. Choad's Wild Ride"
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LYRICS:

"Step On Up!"
"Welcome to Mr. Choad's Wild Ride."

Gonna strap on this choad
So you can climb aboard
Prepare for this attraction
Get ready for intense action.
If the train slides off the track 
Just pick it up and put it back.
Listen up, and take heed
Gonna ram u at top speed
So unfasten your buckle
My ride is white knuckle
Sign the waiver and say "Yes"
It's the wildest ride in the wilderness.

Are you brave enough to ride?
Gonna tear up your insides
It's got thrills, spills and chills
Ride it at your own will

For your safety, please abide
To my posted safety guide
You will wanna close your eyes
Get ready for a wild ride

For your safety pay attention
To these special instructions
Keep your arms and legs inside
Gonna be a wild ride

Permanezcan sentados, por favor
Gonna bang you like a whore
Make you scream for more and more
Until that ass feels sore

Single riders are encouraged
So don't get discouraged
Hold on tight with all your might 
This ride will last all night
Remain seated at all times
Gonna realign your spine
This is not just all talk
You won't be able to walk
Forget about Fast Pass
You'll qualify for a DASS pass

Are you ready for this ride?
Gonna shake up your insides
I've got thrills, spills and chills
Ride it at your own will

For your safety, please abide
To my posted safety guide
You will wanna close your eyes
Get ready for a wild ride

For your safety pay attention
To these special instructions
Keep your arms and legs inside
It's Mr. Choad's wild ride

Cinnamon and tacos on the floor
Gonna ram you like a whore
Make me scream for more and more
Gonna make your ass feel sore

Get in line to ride again
Behind the rest of your friends
Stop at the gift shop heading out
Buy a souvenir no doubt
Get an on-ride photo
Give them something to show

This ride ain't over yet
Watch out, you may get wet
Bring a poncho just in case
You might get it all over your face

Put lose articles away
Today, Before we play
But your hole can't be stowed away
And neither can my Vajayjay

For your safety, please abide
To my posted safety guide
You will wanna close your eyes
Get ready for a wild ride

For your safety pay attention
To these special instructions
Keep your arms and legs inside
Gonna be a wild ride

For your safety, please abide
To my posted safety guide
You will wanna Spread your thighs
Get ready for a wild ride

For your safety pay attention
To these special instructions
Keep your arms and legs inside
It's Mister Choad's Wild Ride.

Cinnamon and tacos on the floor
Gonna ram you like a whore
Make me scream for more and more
Until that ass feels sore.

"What the fuck is a magical band?"

Mr. Choad's Wild Ride (Thrillz Mix)

"Take It Off" is a single off our 3rd album "Pimp & Ho" by us, Eden's Slutz, a song about horny women at a bachelorette party.

__________________________________________________
LYRICS:

At my friend Stephanie's
Bachelorette party
I was bored as can be
Until what do I see?
Suddenly a cop shows up
And starts to take off his stuff
He's a stripper named White Chocolate
And he's packing something in his pocket 

Let me see your peen
Show me your goods
Smart car or limousine
Wanna see what's under the hood!

Take it off, take it off daddy
Let me see, let me see that body
Time to get, time to get naughty 
At this Bachelorette party
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off baby
Time to get, time to get crazy
All the ladies wanna see
Full frontal male nudity
I'll stick a fifty in that gee
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off off)

Remove that thong 
Show us your shlong
Wanna know how long
Before the end of this song

Is it short and stout or big and tall?
Is it an alley or shopping mall?
Forget about Magic Mikey
Your bod is what I likey, likey
Strip it off, show me what you've got
White Chocolate makes me hot, hot, hot!

Show me your goods
Wanna see what's under the hood

Take it off, take it off daddy
Let me see, let me see that body
Time to get, time to get naughty 
At this Bachelorette party
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off baby
Time to get, time to get crazy
All the ladies want to see
Full frontal male nudity
I'll stick a fifty in that gee
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off off)

Remove that thong 
Show us your shlong
Wanna see that dong
Before the end of this song

Is it a sturgeon or a cod?
Is it a twig or a lightening rod?
Is it a corn snake or python?
Is it a lipstick or a tampon?
Is it a pony or a trusty steed?
Caterpillar or a centipede?
Vanilla or a lima bean?
Chorizo or a Jimmy Dean?
Is it a marmoset or King Kong?
Won't you show me how big is that dong?

Don't want coochies on TV
Or bare boobies in movies.
For vaginas I don't care
Seeing a penis is rare.
Quit with the tits
Enough with the muffs
Boobs and vajean
Have all been seen
Time to see more peen
On the big screen
And in Magazines 
Let that junk be seen!

Take it off, take it off daddy
(Daddy)
Let me see, let me see that body
(Body)
Time to get, time to get naughty 
(Naughty)
At this Bachelorette party
(Party)
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off baby
(Baby)
Time to get, time to get crazy
(Crazy)
All the ladies wanna see
(Wanna see)
Full frontal male nudity
(Male nudity)
I'll stick a fifty in that gee
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off off)

Remove that thong!
Show us your dong!
You don't have long!
Before the end of this song!

"Oh, that's it?"

Take It Off (Strip Tease Mix)

Take It Off (Slow Jam Mix)

Take It Off (Frontal Mix)

"Take It Off" is a single off our 3rd album "Pimp & Ho" by us, Eden's Slutz, a song about horny women at a bachelorette party.

__________________________________________________
LYRICS:

At my friend Stephanie's
Bachelorette party
I was bored as can be
Until what do I see?
Suddenly a cop shows up
And starts to take off his stuff
He's a stripper named White Chocolate
And he's packing something in his pocket 

Let me see your peen
Show me your goods
Smart car or limousine
Wanna see what's under the hood!

Take it off, take it off daddy
Let me see, let me see that body
Time to get, time to get naughty 
At this Bachelorette party
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off baby
Time to get, time to get crazy
All the ladies wanna see
Full frontal male nudity
I'll stick a fifty in that gee
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off off)

Remove that thong 
Show us your shlong
Wanna know how long
Before the end of this song

Is it short and stout or big and tall?
Is it a small one after all?
Forget about Magic Mikey
Your bod is what I likey likey
Strip it off, show me what you've got
White Chocolate makes me hot hot hot!

Show me your goods
Wanna see what's under the hood

Take it off, take it off daddy
Let me see, let me see that body
Time to get, time to get naughty 
At this Bachelorette party
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off baby
Time to get, time to get crazy
All the ladies want to see
Full frontal male nudity
I'll stick a fifty in that gee
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off off)

Remove that thong 
Show us your shlong
Wanna see that dong
Before the end of this song

Is it a sturgeon or a cod?
Is it a twig or a lightening rod?
Is it a corn snake or python?
Is it a lipstick or a tampon?
Is it a pony or a trusty steed?
Caterpillar or a centipede?
Vanilla or a lima bean?
Chorizo or a Jimmy Dean?
Is it a marmoset or King Kong?
Won't you show me how big is that dong?

Don't want coochies on TV
Or bare boobies in movies.
For vaginas I don't care
Seeing a penis is rare.
Quit with the tits
Enough with the muffs
Boobs and vajean
Have all been seen
Time to see more peen
On the big screen
And in Magazines 
Let that junk be seen!

Take it off, take it off daddy
(Daddy)
Let me see, let me see that body
(Body)
Time to get, time to get naughty 
(Naughty)
At this Bachelorette party
(Party)
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off baby
(Baby)
Time to get, time to get crazy
(Crazy)
All the ladies wanna see
(Wanna see)
Full frontal male nudity
(Male nudity)
I'll stick a fifty in that gee
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off off)

Remove that thong!
Show us your dong!
You don't have long!
Before the end of this song!

"Oh, that's it?"

Take It Off (Bachelorette Party Mix)

Look for our new album "Whorlando" cuming out on 7/7/25!

What happens when you take a group of prostitutes and turn them into popstars? You get Eden's Slutz!

We are Eden's Slutz, from Las Vegas, Nevada. We're a new kind of girl group, comprised of legal sex workers. Our songs are fun, funny, cheeky, sexy and downright naughty.

Our story began back in 2016, when our "manager", Madam Eden Slutz, opened her brothel and escorting service outside of Las Vegas, called "Eden's Slutz". When the 2020 global pandemic hit, Eden needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to venture into another form of prostitution: the music industry. With modern innovations such as autotune and AI, now anyone can be a popstar. From prostitutes to "popstitutes", get ready to "Slut It Up" with Eden's Slutz!

Eden's Slutz are:

-Chantelle: "Barbie Slut"
-Giselle: "Picante Slut"
-Janelle: "Sakura Slut"
-Kristelle: "Cocoa Slut"
-Raquel: "Redheaded Slut"

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