Taken from our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays".
Please "Like" and Repost.
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LYRICS:

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is poll?
And Arctic circle it to and fro?
Giving everyone a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole

Need to make some dough
Gonna go somewhere cold
North Pole is where I'll end
Less competition to contend
Dancing at the Blue Igloo
To make a dollar or two
Heels are made of ice times twice
North pole dancing in my clear stripper shoes

Gonna let my igloos show
So I can make that Eskimo dough

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Artic Circle it to and fro?
Give the Eskimos A show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Pole

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole

Aurora Borealis is my stripper name.
My northern hemisphere gained fame
Flashing my northern lights, oh what a sight.
Men pay to see my natural light display.
My coronal hole causes excitation
They love my polar amplification
My base station was the right selection
Gonna give you a coronal mass ejection

The locals get in snowball fights
Just to see my Northern Lights

Let's take a poll
Wanna see me take is pole?
And Arctic Circle it like a ho?
Give the Innuits a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Pole

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna grab that pole
Artic Circle it like a ho
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North pole

Dancing in the cold to warm things up
Motorboat with my icy pups
Gonna take it far
Melt your Klondike Bar
Locals think it's nice
When I twerk it on the ice
Sitting on an Innuit
Dancing on his lap
He really likes that
My ice bergs I'll reveal
More blubber than a fur seal
Steer clear of my southern hemisphere
My glacial period may be here

Only three things don't get cold
Here is what that constitutes
Polar bears, penguins and... Strippers?

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Artic Circle it to and fro?
Give the Eskimos A show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Want to see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the north poll

Let's take a poll
Wants to see me take is pole?
And Artic Circle it like a ho?
Give the Innuits a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the north pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the north poll

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North pole

Gonna grab that pole
And Artic Circle it like an Eski-ho
Give them all a show
I'm Pole dancing at the North pole



North Pole Dancing (Album Mix)

"Whore, Whore Whore" is from our 3rd album "Pimp & Ho", this song is dedicated to Nomi Malone, the original Eden's Slut.
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LYRICS:

Had lunch with my gal pal
Hungry for doggy chow
Tried a different place
Not too far from Versayce
The meal was very nice
Ate vegetables and brown rice
Told her whatever you do
I'll never be like you
I'm a dancer not a whore
I don't do that anymore
Cristal smiled in disdain
Then she began to explain:

Darlin', listen carefully
We're exactly alike, you and me
We cash the check, we take the cash
We give em what they wanna see

Whore, whore, whore
That's a teacher, that's a teacher
Whore, whore, whore
That's a doctor, that's a doctor
Whore, whore, whore
That's a preacher, that's a preacher
Whore, whore, whore
That's a lawyer, that's a lawyer

Lawyers, doctors, and preachers too,
They're all whores like me and you
We whore ourselves out for pay
We're all whores at the end of the day

A lawyer whores himself for cash
A doctor whores for the panache
Politicians can be bought off fast
A preacher embezzles cash
A teacher whores for her class
Accountants whore to make it last
Scientists whore their brains for pay
All dancers are whores everyday
All dancers are whores everyday
A housewife whores for a place to stay
Miss Muffet whores for curds and whey
Whoring is what we all must do
Your entire family are whores too

Darlin', listen to me
We're exactly alike, you and me
We cash the check, we get the cash
We give 'em what they wanna see

Whore, whore, whore
That's your mother, that's your mother
Whore, whore, whore
That's your father, that's your father
Whore, whore, whore
That's your sister, that's your sister
Whore, whore, whore
That's your brother, that's your brother

Whore, whore, whore
That's your uncle, that's your uncle
Whore, whore, whore
That's your grandma, that's your grandma
Whore, whore, whore
That's your aunty, that's your aunty
Whore, whore, whore
That's your grandpa, that's your grandpa

Your uncle, grandma and aunty
You're all whores in your family
Your mother, sister and brother
They're all whores one way or another

(Forever more, forever a whore)
(Forever more, forever a whore)
(Forever more, forever a whore)
(Forever more, forever a whore)

Just don't take any of my cash
Or I'll Andrew Carver your ass
Round your change up if any
No body wants two, fuck a penny

Cristal I stand correct
A whore is what I be
I take the cash and cash the check
I give 'em what they wanna see

Whore, whore, whore
That's your mother, that's your mother
Whore, whore, whore
That's your father, that's your father
Whore, whore, whore
That's your sister, that's your sister
Whore, whore, whore
That's your brother, that's your brother

Whore, whore, whore
That's your grandma, that's your grandma
Whore, whore, whore
That's your grandpa, that's your grandpa

Darlin', I like your nails
Maybe you can do mine sometime?
An appointment we can book
Oh wait, never mind
I never did like that whore look

Whore, Whore, Whore (Pop Mix)

"Spank Me" is a single of our 3rd album "Pimp & Ho" by us, Eden's Slutz, a kinky anthem for all the naughty folks out there who deserve to be spanked!

Listen to "Spank Me" single here!:
https://on.soundcloud.com/7oyefJFAmJ7TnknC4Y

Listen to "Pimp & Ho" album here!:
https://on.soundcloud.com/i5SHqgvGJddEiLWQUv
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LYRICS:

Gimme a spanky spanky
On my booty booty
I want a panky panky
Come on and spank me spank me

I get my pleasure from pain
S and M drives me insane
Tell me to go down and bend
While you take a paddle to my rear end.
Give that bottom a hard smack
Naughty girls are into that.

Don't stop, give it all you've got
Naughty girls think it's hot, hot, hot.

Spank me Daddy
I've been naughty
Leave your handprint
On my body
Take your palm 
To my backside
Take your brand and 
Mark my hide

Spank me Daddy
I've been bad
Slap my booty
With you hand
Hit me harder 
If you can
Makes me feel so
Good inside
When you're spanking
My Backside

Gimme a spanky spanky
On my booty booty
I want a panky panky
Come on and spank me spank me

Take your belt and whip my back
Give my booty a good smack
Show me that you don't take crap
Treat me like a little brat.
Give that tuckus a hard pat
Naughty girls are into that.

Don't stop, give it all you've got
Naughty girls think it's hot, hot, hot.

Spank me daddy
(I've been naughty)
Leave your handprint
(On my body)
Take your palm 
(To my backside)
Take your brand and 
(Mark my hide)

Spank me daddy
(I've been bad)
Slap my booty
(With you hand)
Hit me harder 
(If you can)
Makes me feel so
(Good inside)
When you're spanking
My Backside

Gimme a spanky spanky
On my booty booty
I want a panky panky
Why don't you spank me, spank me?

Gimme a 
(Spanky, Spanky, Spanky)
Time for some
(Hanky, panky, panky)
Just smack my
(Booty, booty, booty)
Come on and
(Spank me, spank me, spank me)

Gimme a 
(Spanky, Spanky, Spanky)
Time for some
(Hanky, panky, panky)
Just smack my
(Booty, booty, booty)
Why don't you
(Spank me, spank me, spank me?)

Daddy after you are done
That's not the end of this fun
Turn around and bend down too
Time for me to spanky you.

Don't stop, give it all you've got
Naughty girls think it's hot, hot, hot.

Spank me daddy
I've been naughty
Leave your handprint
On my body
Take your palm 
To my backside
Take your brand and 
Mark my hide

Spank me daddy
I've been bad
Slap my booty
With you hand
Hit me harder 
If you can
Makes me feel so
Good inside
When you're spanking
My Backside

Spank me daddy
(I've been naughty)
Leave your handprint
(On my body)
Take your palm 
(To my backside)
Take your brand and 
(Mark my hide)

Spank me daddy
(I've been bad)
Slap my booty
(With you hand)
Hit me harder 
(If you can)
Makes me feel so
(Good inside)
When you're spanking
My Backside

Gimme a 
(Spanky Spanky Spanky)
Time for some
(Hanky panky panky)
Just smack my
(Booty booty booty)
Why don't you
(Spank me, spank me, spank me?)

Spank Me (Single Mix)

"My Other Ride" is the 2nd single off "Whorlando", a wild high octane song about the best ride in Orlando.

Listen to our entire album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZvpEn5uNKgl38RJtdZ
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LYRICS:

Picked me up on the street
The corner is where we meet
Now we are in his backseat
Turning up the heat
As he's Holding up my feet
Service that you just can't beat

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no transmissions
In this rear collision

Their other ride's a Toyota
Her other ride is a Honda
His ride is a Mercedes Benz
My other ride is your boyfriend

Don't got a Impala
Don't got an Accord
Don't got a Corolla
Your boyfriend is what I board

I'm taking his stick shift
He's honking my headlights
While slamming my back door
If you'd done your job right
He wouldn't need a whore
To satisfy him at night

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no emissions
In this rear collision

Your other ride is a Toyota
Her other ride is a Honda
His ride is a Mercedes Benz
My other ride is your boyfriend

Your other ride is a Vespa
Her other ride is a Tesla
His ride is an Aston Martin
But my other ride is your husband

Don't got a Pontiac 
Don't got a Concorde
Don't got a Cadillac
Your husband is what I board

Don't need an Uber
Don't need a Lyft
Don't need a taxi
Your boyfriend is where I sit

Needs a slut to rev him up
Needs a ho to make him go
Needs a skank to turn his crank
Needs someone to make him cum
He Needs a dirty hooker 
To fire his cylinders
If you can't please your man
Remember that a hussy can

My highway has no skid marks
No oil spills where I park

Their favorite ride is the log flume
Her favorite ride's the Drop of Doom
His favorite ride are the dodgems
My favorite ride is your boyfriend 

Their other ride is a Vespa
Her other ride is a Tesla
His ride is an Aston Martin
But my other ride is your husband

Don't got a Impala
Don't got an Accord
Don't got a Corolla
Your boyfriend is what I board

Don't got a Pontiac 
Don't got a Concorde
Don't got a Cadillac
Your husband is what I board

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no transmissions
In this rear collision

Needs a slut to rev him up
Needs a ho to make him go
Needs a skank to turn his crank
Needs someone to make him come

My Other Ride (Is Your Boyfriend)

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too! Cum with us as we visit "Whorlando"!

Listen to our entire album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZvpEn5uNKgl38RJtdZ

"Twat Rot" is the first single off our album "Whorlando", a song about when your girlfriend smells funky.
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LYRICS:

Ooh girl, you smell like seafood
Your hygiene routine ain't that good
Smells like the Seattle Pike Place
Your stench is such a disgrace
Wash your hooha with some douche
Squeeze it in and give it a swoosh
Nobody here is in the mood
For any stanky, stanky seafood

What the hell is that smell?
Is it tilapia? (No!)
Could it be tuna? (No!)
Could it be corvina? (No!)
Is it barracuda? (No!)
It's just your vagina!

Ooh girl you've got twat rot
Twat rot is what you've got
Got some rot in your twat
A rotten twat is what you've got! (Pee yew!)
Ooh girl you've just been caught
With a case of rotten twat
Whether you know it or not
You've got some nasty, nasty twat rot!

Here is what I thinky think
Girl you really stinky stink
Gotta clean your pinky pink
Give that vag a douchy drink 

Vagisil will kill that smell
Hit those odors where they dwell
Practice feminine hygiene
Keep that hoohoo very clean
Like a Long John Silvers dish
Stanky like a rotten fish
I don't know why you can't tell
You've got a funky, funky smell

What the hell is that smell?
Is it tilapia? (No!)
Could it be tuna? (No!)
Could it be Corvina? (No!)
Is it Barracuda? (No!)
It's just your vagina!

Ooh girl you've got twat rot
Twat rot is what you've got
Got some rot in your twat
A rotten twat is what you've got! (Pee yew!)
Ooh girl you've just been caught
With a case of rotten twat
Whether you know it or not
You've got a nasty case of twat rot!

Here is what I thinky think
Girl you really stinky stink
Gotta clean your pinky pink
Give that vag a douchey drink (Pee you!)
Here is what you need to know
Why not give douching a go?
It's real filthy and it shows
Gotta clean your pink taco

Bitch, you smell like dead fish
Ma'am you smell like clam
Don't wanna be mean
But you smell like sardine
Don't mean to be crass
But you smell like sea bast
Won't you take it from me?
You smell like anchovy

What the hell is that smell?
Is it tilapia? (No!)
Could it be tuna? (No!)
Could it be corvina? (No!)
Is it barracuda? (No!)
It's just your vagina!

Ooh girl you've got twat rot
Twat rot is what you've got
Got some rot in your twat
A rotten twat is what you've got! (Pee yew!)
Ooh girl you've just been caught
With a case of rotten twat
Whether you know it or not
You've got some nasty, nasty twat rot!

Here is what I thinky think
Girl you really stinky stink
Gotta clean your pinky pink
Give that vag a douchey drink (Pee yew!)
Here is what you need to know
Why not give douching a go?
It's real filthy and it shows
Gotta clean your pink taco

"What's that smell?"

Twat Rot

Our sophomore album. Get ready for our 2nd Cuming! Our second album is the first album to feature our newest bro, Evan. This drop still features the funny and naughty sound our fans know us by, but with a lightly more mature sound. Because who doesn't like to cum again?

"Chick Magnet" is a song about when you're so hot that you just can't keep all the bitches off of you.
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LYRICS:

(Cluck, cluck, cluck)
(Peep, peep, peep)

All the ladies think I'm hot
Craving what I got
Think I'm a grade A stud
Would get in my pants if they could
Treat me like I'm such a hunk
Trying to grab my junk
They all wanna bone me
A chick magnet is what I be

Need some body guards, dang nabit
I'm nothing but a chick magnet

Such a chick magnet 
All the ladies wanna have it 
Horny for my peen
Wanna see what's in my blue jeans

Such a chick magnet
All the women wanna grab it
Making all the ladies wet
In my pants is what they want to get

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist
Got a female buffet
More chicks than at Chick-Fil-A

Got an attractive polarity
They think I'm so sexy
Wanna have my baby
Got a sea of panties
Being thrown at me
Can't keep them off of me
They won't just let me be
Need to hire some security

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist

Such a chick magnet
Making the babes sweat
A piece they wanna get
On my stick they wanna sit

Such a chick magnet
But even guys wanna have it
Not just attractive to women
But also fancied by men

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist
Got a female buffet
More chicks than at Chick-Fil-A

Chicks hover round me like flies
Such a popular guy
Their sisters and their mothers
And even their grandmothers
Wanna get under my covers
And so do some of their brothers
Need some bodyguards, dang nabit
I'm nothing but a chick magnet

Nonstop panties dropping
Bras flying at me like frisbees
Should start a collection
More underwear than an 
Intimate apparel section 
Not just a chick but a panty magnet
Getting more lingerie
Than at Victoria's Secret!

(Cluck, cluck, cluck)
(Peep, peep, peep)
(Cluck, cluck, cluck)
(Peep, peep, peep)

Such a chick magnet 
All the ladies wanna have it 
Horny for my peen
Wanna see what's in my blue jeans

Such a chick magnet
All the women wanna grab it
Making all the ladies wet
In my pants is what they want to get

Such a chick magnet (yeh baby)
Making the babes sweat (ooh ya)
A piece they wanna get (so hot)
In my lap they wanna sit (oh yes)

Such a chick magnet (Oh)
But even guys wanna have it (Yea-ah)
Not just attractive to women (No no)
But also fancied by men (Hell yeah)

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist
Got a female buffet
More chicks than at Chick-fil-A

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist
Got a female buffet
More chicks than...

2nd Cuming

Chick Magnet

Chick Magnet (Album Mix)

Our sophomore album. Get ready for our 2nd Cuming! Our second album is the first album to feature our newest bro, Evan. This drop still features the funny and naughty sound our fans know us by, but with a lightly more mature sound. Because who doesn't like to cum again?

"Shake It" is a hit and sexy club anthem about shaking your @$$!
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LYRICS:

Shake it, shake it baby
shake it, shake it honey 
shake it, shake it darling
Shake that round thang for me

One of your cheeks is salt
The other cheek is pepper
(Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh)
So take it, take it, take it
And shake it, shake it, shake it
To make it, make it, make it
Taste much, much, much better

Don't matter if your pepper
Is white or if it is black
Get them addicted to your crack
This baby's really got some back

Shake it, shake it baby
Shake it, shake it honey 
Shake it, shake it darling
Shake that booty for me

Twerk it, twerk it baby
Twerk it, twerk it honey 
Twerk it, twerk it darling
Twerk that patootie for me

Make it clap
Give a round of applause 
Give it a slap
You have due cause
Put your paws on the floor
Down on all fours
Twerk it some more
Until your cheeks are soar

Don't matter if it's real or fake,
Don't matter the size or shape.
Shake it hard 'til you make the earth quake 
Magnitude eight for God's sake
Ready for the aftershock
From rumbling your buttocks

I'm willing and ready
For your Seismic activity
Richter Scale going Haywire
From agitating that ring of fire

Shake it, shake it baby
shake it, shake it honey 
shake it, shake it darling
Shake that booty for me

Twerk it, twerk it baby
Twerk it, twerk it honey 
Twerk it, twerk it darling
Twerk that patootie for me

Make it clap
With a round of applause 
Give it a slap
You have due cause
Put your paws on the floor
Down on all fours
Twerk it some more
Until your cheeks are soar

I'm such a slut
For nice bubble butts
Lift up your skirt
Give that booty a twerk
Here's your chance
Drop your pants
Do the twerk-twerk dance

I'm an ass man
Such a booty fan
When you shake that ass
Gets me stiff real fast

Shake it, shake it baby
shake it, shake it honey 
shake it, shake it darling
Shake that booty for me!

Twerk it, twerk it baby
Twerk it, twerk it honey 
Twerk it, twerk it darling 
Twerk that patootie for me!

Twerk it, twerk it baby
Twerk it, twerk it honey 
Twerk it, twerk it buddy 
Twerk that butt for me!

Shake it, shake it baby
Shake it, shake it honey
Shake it, shake it daddy
Shake that gluteus maximus for me!

Make it clap
With a round of applause 
Give it a slap
You have due cause
Put your paws on the floor
Down on all fours
Twerk it some more
Until your cheeks are soar

"Nice ass baby!"

Shake It

This is the single mix to "Spank Me" from out debut album: "Male Popstitution".
A naught song for people who like having their booty smacked!
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LYRICS:

Gimme a spanky, spanky
On my booty, booty
I want a panky, panky
Come on and spank me, spank me

I get my pleasure from pain
S and M drives me insane
Tell me to go down and bend
While you take a paddle to my rear end
Give that bottom a hard smack
Naughty guys are into that

Don't stop, give it all you've got
Nasty boys think it's hot, hot, hot

Spank me mommy (I've been naughty)
Leave your handprint (On my body)
Take your palm (To my backside)
Take your brand and (Mark my hide)
Spank me mommy (I've been bad)
Slap my booty (With your hand)
Hit me harder (If you can)
Makes me feel so (Good inside)
When you're spanking my Backside

Gimme a spanky, spanky
On my booty, booty
I want a panky, panky
Come on and spank me, spank me

Take your belt and whip my back
Give my booty a good smack
Show me that you don't take crap
Treat me like a little brat
Give that tuckus a hard pat
Naughty boys are into that

Don't stop, give it all you've got
Nasty guys think it's hot, hot, hot.

Spank me mommy (I've been naughty)
Leave your handprint (On my body)
Take your palm (To my backside)
Take your brand and (Mark my hide)
Spank me daddy (I've been bad)
Slap my booty (With your hand)
Hit me harder (If you can)
Makes me feel so (Good inside)
When you're spanking my Backside

Gimme a spanky, spanky
On my booty, booty
I want a panky, panky
Why don't you spank me, spank me?

Gimme a (Spanky, Spanky, Spanky)
Time for some (Hanky, panky, panky)
Just smack my (Booty, booty, booty)
Come on and (Spank me, spank me, spank me)

Gimme a (Spanky, Spanky, Spanky)
Time for some (Hanky, panky, panky)
Just smack my (Booty, booty, booty)
Why don't you (Spank me, spank me, spank me?)

Mama after you are done
That's not the end of this fun
Turn around and bend down too
Time for me to spanky you.

Don't stop, give it all you've got
Skanky Broz boys think it's hot, hot, hot!

Spank me mommy (I've been naughty)
Leave your handprint (On my body)
Take your palm  (To my backside)
Take your brand and (Mark my hide)
Spank me daddy (I've been bad)
Slap my booty (With your hand)
Hit me harder (If you can)
Makes me feel so good inside
When you're spanking my Backside

Spank me baby (I've been naughty)
Leave your handprint (On my body)
Take your palm (To my backside)
Take your brand and (Mark my hide)
Spank me daddy (I've been bad)
Slap my booty (With you hand)
Hit me harder (If you can)
Makes me feel so (Good inside)
When you're spanking my Backside

Gimme a (Spanky Spanky Spanky)
Time for some (Hanky panky panky)
Just smack my (Booty booty booty)
Why don't you (Spank me, spank me, spank me)

Spank Me (Rockstar Remix)

This track is from the single to our song "Reach Around" taken from our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz! "Reach Around" is an inspirational and uplifting song about asking for a helping hand from your fellow man.

Reach Around (Rockstar Remix)

This is the Rockstar Remix to our song "Chick Magnet", which is taken from our sophomore album "2nd Cuming".
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LYRICS:

(Cluck, cluck, cluck)
(Peep, peep, peep)

All the ladies think I'm hot
Craving what I got
Think I'm a grade A stud
Would get in my pants if they could
Treat me like I'm such a hunk
Trying to grab my junk
They all wanna bone me
A chick magnet is what I be

Need some body guards, dang nabit
I'm nothing but a chick magnet

Such a chick magnet
All the ladies wanna have it
Horny for my peen
Wanna see what's in my blue jeans

Such a chick magnet
All the women wanna grab it
Making all the ladies wet
In my pants is what they want to get

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist
Got a female buffet
More chicks than at Chick-Fil-A

Got an attractive polarity
They think I'm so sexy
Wanna have my baby
Got a sea of panties
Being thrown at me
Can't keep them off of me
They won't just let me be
Need to hire some security

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist

Such a chick magnet
Making the babes sweat
A piece they wanna get
On my stick they wanna sit

Such a chick magnet
But even guys wanna have it
Not just attractive to women
But also fancied by men

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist
Got a female buffet
More chicks than at Chick-Fil-A

Chicks hover round me like flies
Such a popular guy
Their sisters and their mothers
And even their grandmothers
Wanna get under my covers
And so do some of their brothers
Need some bodyguards, dang nabit
I'm nothing but a chick magnet

Nonstop panties dropping
Bras flying at me like frisbees
Should start a collection
More underwear than an
Intimate apparel section
Not just a chick but a panty magnet
Getting more lingerie
Than at Victoria's Secret!

(Cluck, cluck, cluck)
(Peep, peep, peep)
(Cluck, cluck, cluck)
(Peep, peep, peep)

Such a chick magnet
All the ladies wanna have it
Horny for my peen
Wanna see what's in my blue jeans

Such a chick magnet
All the women wanna grab it
Making all the ladies wet
In my pants is what they want to get

Such a chick magnet (yeh baby)
Making the babes sweat (ooh ya)
A piece they wanna get (so hot)
In my lap they wanna sit (oh yes)

Such a chick magnet (Oh)
But even guys wanna have it (Yea-ah)
Not just attractive to women (No no)
But also fancied by men (Hell yeah)

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist
Got a female buffet
More chicks than at Chick-fil-A

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist
Got a female buffet
More chicks than...

Chick Magnet (Rockstar Remix)

This is a "she-mix" of our song "North Pole Dancing", from our single "North Pole Dancing (The She-mixes)". Available now on streaming platforms everywhere.

This song is a fantasy scenario about strippers pole dancing at the North Pole, at a gentlemen's club called the "Blue Igloo".
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Lyrics:

NORTH POLE DANCING

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Arctic circle it to and fro?
Giving everyone a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North pole dancing at the North Pole

Need to make some dough
Gonna go somewhere cold
North Pole is where I'll end
Less competition to contend
Dancing at the Blue Igloo
To make a dollar or two
Heels are made of ice times twice
North pole dancing in my clear stripper shoes

Gonna let my igloos show
So I can make that Eskimo dough

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Artic circle it to and fro?
Give the Eskimos a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Pole

Time to grab that pole
Artic circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole

Aurora Borealis is my stripper name
My northern hemisphere gained fame
Flashing my northern lights, oh what a sight
Men pay to see my natural light display
My coronal hole causes excitation
They love my polar amplification
My base station was the right selection
Gonna give you a coronal mass ejection

The locals get in snowball fights
Just to see my northern lights

Let's take a poll
Wanna see me take is pole?
And Arctic circle it like a ho?
Give the Innuits a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Pole

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna grab that pole
Artic circle it like a ho
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole

Dancing in the cold to warm things up
Motorboat with my icy pups
Gonna take it far
Melt your Klondike bar
Locals think it's nice
When I twerk it on the ice
Sitting on an Innuit
Dancing on his lap
He really likes that
My ice bergs I'll reveal
More blubber than a fur seal
Steer clear of my southern hemisphere
My glacial period may be here

Only three things don't get cold
Here is what that constitutes
Polar bears, penguins and... strippers?

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Artic circle it to and fro?
Give the Eskimos A show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Want to see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Poll

Let's take a poll
Wants to see me take is pole?
And Artic circle it like a ho?
Give the Innuits a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Pole

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole

Gonna grab that pole
And Artic circle it like an Eski-ho
Give them all a show
I'm pole dancing at the North Pole

North Pole Dancing (Polar Amplification Mix)

Visit https://www.edensslutz.com/ to learn more about us!

Our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays" is out now! Look for it!

What happens when you take a group of prostitutes and turn them into popstars? You get a group pf "popstitutes"!

We are Eden's Slutz, from Las Vegas, Nevada. We're a new kind of girl group, comprised of legal sex workers. Our songs are fun, funny, cheeky, sexy and downright naughty.

Our story began with our manager, Madam Eden Slutz, who owns a licensed brothel outside of Las Vegas, called "Slutopia". When the 2020 global pandemic hit, Eden needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to venture into another form of prostitution: the music industry. With modern innovations such as autotune and AI, now anyone can be a popstar. From prostitutes to "popstitutes", get ready to "Slut It Up" with Eden's Slutz!

Eden's Slutz are:

-Chantelle: "Barbie Slut". 
    She's a living doll.

-Gizelle: "Picante Slut". 
    A spicy and saucy woman.

-Janelle: "Sakura Slut". 
    A exotic fragrant blossom from the far east.

-Kristelle: "Cocoa Slut". 
    A warm, earthy, velvety smooth tall drink.

-Raquel: "Redheaded Slut". 
    She's sweet but a little tart and packs a bite.

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North Pole Dancing (Polar Amplification Mix)

Eden's Slutz - Popstitution Girl Group

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