To whom it may concern: This is all meant for fun and games. especially the rap game, and I take that game pretty seriously. I don't mean to offend you with my words, I know somewhere deep down inside, you've got a heart and a soul. I love you as a person no matter what, and really do wish you the best. these lyrics are solely for entertainment purposes (although most parts are based on true events). They're mainly for the audience. I'm just having fun :) Found my outlet for when I'm hurt, angry or upset. Finally!&#13;
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Anyway, Love you all. No offense to anyone else. worked on this one for about a month and a half.&#13;
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Kara Kaye (AKA Queen B.) is loosely based off a real character in my life who happened to be involved in this entire "mix up"&#13;
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no names :x  just games. Enjoy&#13;
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You haven't discovered me yet, discover me!&#13;
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[[[[[BEAT BY Sebastian Widmark AKA "BeatGod"]]]]]]

Til We MEAT Again [ft. NexxuS]

******WE DO NOT OWN THE COPYRIGHTS TO THIS ORIGINAL SONG, JUST THE NEW LYRICS. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED. THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!****

not such good quality. again, garageband. ugh

5 Star Chick (REMIX) (ft. Amor Hilton and Chelz)

Made this a couple of years ago with my sis Amor Hilton. psha. you dont wanna touch our swagga we so HOT. Sorry the quality sucks, garageband. I'm not rich or anything. ahaa

My Swagga (ft. Amor Hilton)

This is the ONLY slow song I have done and it was all written by Amor Hilton (twitter.com/amorhilton) I kinda like it, wish we didn't autotune ourselves, but AUTOTUNE WAS FUN AT THE TIME! I don't rap in this.

Snowing in Hollywood (ft. Amor Hilton)

This was a fun joke song about twitter. we didn't work too hard on it. More for shits and giggles than anything else. tell me what ya think!

Twitter Me This (ft. Chelz)

I've been working in a REAL studio lately. everything I have up on here is all garageband bs. I made the beat myself because I taught myself how to do so. i flow so much better these days but enjoy! IMA BE THE FIRST WHILE MALE RAPPER...am i gay? did you ask?

Fresh Meat - Eden Shizzle

Here's a little taste of Eden Shizzle and Kelli from Compton AKA Kniivess mix tape for "AWKWARD PRESENTS" ya das right. This song has a mixture of slangs from the 80's 90's and today. 


Lyrics:

NO DUHHH---

Loser, loser. Double-loser. As if. Whatever. Get the polaroid bitch. Get the polaroid bitch.

EDEN:
So here's the 411, I'm talkin 80's and 90's
slangs about to override my rappage time to rewind it
I'm sayin "spark up the bean"
I'm the bimbette of the scene
and I get stupider, don't care, bag on me faggot, I'm clean

I mean I wasn't tryna say "I think you should paperbag me"
I'm the closest thing to 'YES HOMO', but I ain't that faggy
Karma's bad for your health, So I'll feed it to a drag queen
Hope that shit's dosed with some cyanid, cuz I don't like drag queens 
(HA)

Don't cry little bitch, Yeah, I'm just playin' around,
because it's obvious that Eden Shizzle's wearin the crown,
what's the matter little clown? Am I wearin you down?
Then keep on lookin' at my ass,
get your pants wet til you drown.

Awkward Presents mother fucker here's a lil one for you,
and if you tryna throw it back, well faggot fuck you too
I'm goin in on all the bullshit, like I'm fuckin a calf
And I ain't ever fuckin leavin, cuz I'm lovin' the crap.
I'M A TOP BITCH

((CHORUS))
Loser, loser. Double-loser. As if. Whatever. Get the polaroid bitch. Get the polaroid bitch.
(x2)

KNIIVESS:
Yeah, I'm a valley bitch. Born and crazed
Came out my mama's pussy cryin the WEST WESTS name
Doctors were amazed, askin' "What's that shawty's name?!"

SHAWTY WHATCHO NAME IS?!

Said bitch my name is Kniivess
I screamed between her thighs
and since '89, I've been your demise.
Now I'm in my prime, and all the haters whine;
'We're just dirty pennies while Kniivess is a dime!'

Fuck it all, I just need a bar and a Cobra
Cuz I roll blunts that is fatter than Oprah.
I always win, that's what I told ya
Now that's what I call "Dopraaahhhh"

Eden Shizzle:
heh. What else you got bitch? Let me here it EH!"

Kniivess:
I'm always gonna be your boy's number one wish,
so quit starin hoe, take a polaroid, BITCH!

((CHORUS))

No Duhhh ft. Kniivess (AWKWARD PRESENTS)

Kniivess: I know you saw that bitch Shaneda down the street the other day!
Sheezy: Fuck yeah, Shaneda new weave is what I saw, shit.
Kniivess: That's what I know, I know my weave is better than hers.
Sheezy: Bitch, she a stank ass bitch.
Kniivess: THAT BITCH IS STANKY AS FUCK

*Chorus*
-KNIIVESS-
I ain't gotta tell you twice you a stank ass bitch
(stank ass bitch, stank ass, stank ass bitch)
I ain't gotta tell you twice you a stank ass bitch
(stank ass bitch, stank ass, stank ass bitch)

-EDEN SHIZZLE-
And I ain't gotta tell you twice, matter fact I should smack ya
(matter fact I should smack ya, matter fact I should smack ya)
And I ain't gotta tell you twice, matter fact I should smack ya


-KNIIVESS-
Ey girl,
yo pussy smell like shark bait,
ya you, the hoe with the permanent stank face
hatin on me 'cuz your boyfriend's on my breast plate
while yo ass givin more hand jobs than a shake weight
orangoutang titty havin ass hoe,
lookin at your fuckin' face makes me wanna throw-
fuck a trick, bitch, I just wanna do some blow
and that's all I know you silly ass hoe
(ass hoe, ass hoe, ass hoe, ass hoe) 

((((*CHORUS*)))))


-EDEN SHIZZLE-
I ain't gotta tell you twice, matter fact I should smack ya
Back hand you in the back and send you back to nebraska
I ain't gotta be kind, cuz I'm better at naughty
cut it straight to the point and fuckin' slay everybody
I don't hate everybody
look my plate isn't muddy
Marry hasn't given redwings cuz her face isn't bloody
here's a bunch of rotten eggs because my fridge wasn't runnin
be a friendly neighbor, bitch, and let me know when you cumin.
HEH
HAH 
KNIIVESS: That bitch is stanky as fuck!
erhm.....
no.

Beat by Eden Shizzle


twitter.com/edenshizzle
twitter.com/kniivess

Tell Ya ft. Kniivess (AWKWARD PRESENTS)

AWKWARD PRESENTS' introduction to Chelzbo the Lezbo aka Stray AKA Chelz AKA BITCHASSCUNT. <3

Don't Look At Me ft. Chelz (AWKWARD PRESENTS)

I do not own or claim to own the rights to the beat of this song.  
NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED 
I Do Not Own The Music, just the lyrics.
I Don't Take Credit For This Beat.

***I SAMPLED GWEN STEFANI'S "HOLLABACK GIRL" FOR THIS TRACK***

Won by Won ft. Kniivess (AWKWARD PRESENTS)

This is the only time you'll hear me attempt to "sing" and not rap. lol SMOKING SONG written by Morgan Lyon, an amazing singer/songwriter. She also does the guitar.

Smoke In Song [ft. Morgazm]

I edited this version a bit better and deleted the old one. Enjoy our ratchet asses. we gangstaaaa #Swag 

Another Won (ft. Amor Hilton)

Hi. I'm Eden Shizzle AKA lil Sheezy AKA Sheezy. and you can call me all three. I'm a rapper. What I have up right now is all garageband BS that I attempted to produce myself, so far.. so don't judge too hard, I flow way better these days. AND I WILL BE THE FIRST SUCCESSFUL GAYSEXUAL WHITEBOY RAPPER OUT IN THE GAME. #YESHOMO. Catch me if you can. No but for real….For someone who produces himself, and is ready to be produced by someone else;! Prepare :) I'll be out there soon. Keep the hatin up, at least you guys can grade and correct my rough draft before I make the final ;P 

EdenShizzle

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