HAPPY DAY!!!
Bustin' through your screen like Slater!
DEATH RAY!!!
Comin' at ya like a Thunderdome gladiator!

Flood ya bed like a hip hop wet dream
Let me hear your Wilhelm scream
If ya get scared, ya can't blame me
I'll freak ya shit out like Raimi
2 things we do, we'll get ya HIGHER
Chicks with tooties like Russ Meyer
I'm fly, he's flyer
We'll turn you on like Barb Wire

HAPPY DAY!!!
We comin' straight from the Shaolin land!
DEATH RAY!!!
I'm da real big boss, big brother of Tongshan!

My rhymes are hostile, wild with style
I live in North Carlton and not in 8 Mile
We two crazy guys who never ever listen
We'd fuck the world just like Snake Plissken
So I fire my blasters RAT-TAT-TAT
While flying through the room just like Chow Yun Fat
Cut the BS, fuck on my black silk sheets
I'll make you scream two weeks... TWO WEEKS!

The Crawl

"Oh Otis"

SB:
Ain't no reason to scream, ain't no reason to shout
I ain't got no rage coz I punch danced it out
Like Emilio in the gorramm Breakfast Club
So what's the big cheese pal, so what's the hubbub bub?
I like makin music, just Frankie and me
I like Laser Mission and cigarettes and coffee
Comparing Arnie in a fight with JCVD
Even when we disagree on batman 3
I'll forgive him. He's my buddy. 
He's my mon cherie. Hes my Frankie. 
He ain't not Cyrus the Virus, he aint no stone cold fuckin killer
I'll be Cruise, and he'll be Kilmer. 
Y'all know the volleyball scene ain't that gay
But you can be my wingman anyday. 

FP:
Alright sweet, 
The volleyball thang I can understand,
You be Maverick, and I'll play Vanilla Ice Ice Man
We're the top guns and this our top song
Everyone else can go fly rubber dog shit outta Hong Kong
Imma samurai kinda guy, from the deadliest grade
I'll floor four guys just like Douglas Quaid
From Total Recall, y'all... ya seen that flick?
And I don't mean the one made by that Underworld prick
This be one of the few things, Steve and I agree
Three things that we don't T2, Bill Murray and Batman 3
Steve's a wise guy, he worships Terminator One
He hates T2 cuz a boy and his robot have too much fun     
He don't get Bill Murray, didn't like any of his movies
I think it's maybe cuz Steve smoked too many doobies
Don't get me started, on, the Dark Knight rises
Michael Caine talks too much and fucked up all the surprises

SB:
Why you be like that? 
Did it start in the womb?
Coz you're bringin me down like the chick in the Temple of Doom. 
If I was Indy I would turn the tables around
I'd have a whip and your be short round. 
Ya didn't teach me karate. 
Your name is Frankie Pan not Frankie Miyagi
I got fighting Irish blood care of the mooneys. 
You think you're Jackie Chan, I think you're data from Goonies
Let's stop all this fighting, pick up some girls with big tooties 
Then its back to my place for Mad Max and spoonies
The only difference between me and Rockatansky
I won't cut off your leg coz I want you to Dance see. 
Don't care if I'm Maverick or Goose 
because I'd rather be Kevin Bacon in Footloose. 

FP:
Alright my main man   
Dope idea with the tooties
But let me go first
Cuz I heard you gots the case of the cooties
So let's Tango and Cash
In our fur coats we flash
Cruising in your spaceship, riding giraffes while trying not to crash
So let's make up, shake hands and all that bromance shit
I'll call you Dillon and say, "you sonofabitch!"
With our windows down, speakers turned up all the way
We'll be blasting nothing else but NWA
Straight outta Fitzroy, we gonna search and enjoy
The company of girls that love Arnie and prefer to drink soy
So any hotties out there, wanna step up and play?	  
With us two bad boys, we be Happy Day Death Ray   

Happy Day!!!
Death Ray!!!!

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