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"im gonna kms mixing spamton can suck my cock" - Rayyan

Quizzique as Wario
MetaMachine and Quizzique as Spamton 
Prod. by InsaneBeatz
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battle
Writing by Alchemyking
Art by BMB and Luke Reardon
Mixing by SIR Rap Battles
Thumbnail by Quizzique
Special thanks: SPM1000, Trakked

LYRICS:
Wario:
It’s-a Wario, chump! I’d lend a hand with your business
But even with my gyro game, I haven’t seen someone so Twisted
WAH! Stranger danger; how ‘bout you keep your pants up?
We don’t need this sleazy salesman fetching little kids’ bananas
When I rock up in my sports drip, I’m causing all the racket
Even with your speech gimmick, you can’t square up in this bracket
Old-school anti-hero, ‘stache as crooked as my morals
While you’re a puppet too uncanny for Zemeckis or Del Toro
When it’s rapping or your sales charts, your bars are no good
A keygen won’t help you when you’re in Wario’s Woods
I’m shunning you, just like you were from the Queen’s guest list
Then you tried to shoot your Big Shot, and D’OH, you missed!

Spamton:
GASP… IT’S THE [[Number 1 Dumbass1991]]
WHO LEAVES FANS STARVED FOR CONTENT LIKE [[Wario no show you fun…]]
[[Wario, Where]] WERE THE DISSES YOU PLANTED?
HAD A [[Decent…]] FRANCHISE GOING, BUT YOU JUST COULDN’T [[Land]] IT
TRY AND PASS THAT OFF AS PASSABLE? SOME [[Master of Disguise]]
BUT YOU SHOULD’VE KNOWN, BECAUSE [[GODDAMN TRASH]] IS WHERE I THRIVE!
SHOULDA READ THE CONTRACT, YOUR [[Burns]] ARE CERTAINLY [[v o i d.]]
LEAVE PUNKS SEEING MORE [[Red]] THAN THE [[Virtual Boy]]
AND MY [[“Beta Game”]] IS, HOW DO YOU SAY, [[Kino]]
PLAYERS DODGING [[Bullet Hell]], WHILE YOUR PLAYERS [[Flail with their Wiimotes]]
TRIED TO [[Jumpman]] TO THE [[Wii U]], BUT THAT EFFORT WAS FOR NAUGHT
AND YOUR MICROGAMES WEREN’T THE ONLY THING THAT ENDED IN A [[Bomb?]]

Wario:
WAH! You chump, I blocked that shit like your hyperlinks
That crappy painted sun’s the only time your words are enlightening
My Wario World trumps your damn National Spamton
The Addisons treated your spam mail like lunchmeat: told you to can it
I get a slice of Mona’s Pizza, ‘cause I’m charming and I’m rugged
Sanity hanging by a thread, up until Kris cut it
And you got hyped, but then you died; all that effort was wasted
You’re akin to all my treasures when you’re rotting in the basement!

Spamton:
YOU RIVAL SUSIE, WITH YOUR [[Annoying!]] CRASSNESS
YOU NEED TO TAKE A BATH. HOW ABOUT [[Boiling Acid]]
YOUR [[Wario Laughing]]’s MORE DERANGED THAN MINE, SO TRY AND FACE IT
AND YOU’RE ONE TO TALK, WITH ALL YOUR [[Child Labor Violations]]
[[Shoulder Dash]] OFF OF YOUR HIGH HORSE, IMPERATIVELY
YOU KNOW I’M CASHING MORE [[Kromer]] THAN A [[Charity Stream]]
I’LL TAKE THE [[W]], AND LEAVE YOU WITH YOUR [[Cap]]. [[Deal!]] I WON!
IS THAT [[The Stench of Defeat]], OR IS THAT JUST YOUR [[Elon Musk]]?

Wario vs. Spamton G. Spamton - AK Rap Battles

This is a 5 movement medium-advanced difficulty level competitive marching band show that is based on the refraction of light.

The musical selections for this show are:
-Stranger Things Theme by Kyle Dixon and Michael Stein 
-Aha by Imogen Heap
-Heart of Glass by Blondie and Philip Glass 
-Palladio for String Orchestra by Karl Jenkins
-Blinding Lights by THE WEEKND
(sound design by Tim Mitchell)

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https://jeffchambersmusic.net/marching-band/refracted

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"Refracted" - Marching Band Show

Fraggle Rock: Back To The Rock - Season 2 (Apple TV+ Original Series Soundtrack)

Pass It On

A medley/mashup of songs from season 5 of My Little Pony

My Little Pony - Season Five Song Medley/Mashup - MLP S5

an original song I wrote for my favorite d&d podcast, The Adventure Zone.  I got myself a whole lotta feelings surrounding this character and by golly, I had to sing em out of me.  Griffin, thanks so much for taking us all on this ride.

audio quality's So Bad cuz i live in an apartment by a busy road so? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I hope you can enjoy it regardless!

Lyrics:
You were always meant to save them
You were always meant to try
100 years to write their stories
100 years to watch them die

Bind a book around their lives
And watch the memory leave their eyes and
Is this how it ends?
Tell yourself you love them

Ooh, Lucretia
You're gonna lose the people who've given you their love
But it's for the best, get comfy in your loneliness
And know
That you
Are gonna save 'em all someday

This world is bigger than you planned for
Your plan is bigger than the world
And all the suffering you've been through
Creates a leader from that girl

Build a place where balance reigns
And find your luck is never changing
Until you come to know
That you can't win this alone

Ooh, Lucretia
Don't ever let them see the tension of knowing what you've done
Soon they'll understand their part within the grander plan
And know
That you
Are gonna save 'em all someday

Ooh
Ooh

Hold your head up high and pray that they'll come back alive
And know
That you
Had better save 'em all

Ooh, Lucretia
This is it, no turning back now from what you have become
Your family's by your side the time has come to turn the tide 
And prove
That you
Are gonna save 'em all someday

Ooh, Lucretia
Ooh, Lucretia!

Their voices rise in throng united in a final song
They know
That you
Are gonna save 'em all someday

You're gonna save 'em all someday

You're gonna save us all today

Lucretia (Take One)

DCappella

Let It Go/Do You Want to Build a Snowman?

There Aint Nothin Like A Dick - MAMD (Starkid)

This Playlist includes the audio tracks for TYSCT's 2019 production of Disney Frozen Jr.

There Aint Nothin Like A Dick - MAMD (Starkid)

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