song ;; my alcoholic friends
by the dresden dolls (slowed).

lyrics :
i'm counting back
the number of the steps
it took for me to get
back on the wagon of the weekend

i'll use the autotimer to prove that
i got home with my imagination
if they find the body in the basement
"in the very house that she was raised in!"

i'm taking down
the number of the times
so when we get the sign
from god i'll be the first to call them

i'm taking back the number of the beast
cause 6 is not a pretty number
8 or 3 are definitely better
a is for the address on the letter
to my alcoholic friends

i'm trying hard
not to be ashamed
not to know the name
of who is waking up beside me
or the date, the season or the city
but at least the ceilings very pretty
and if you are holding it against me

i'll be on my best behavior
taking shots for mother nature
once my fist is in the cupboard
love is never falling over

should i choose a noble occupation
if i did i'd only show up late and
sick and they would stare at me with hatred
plus my only natural talent's wasted on my alcoholic friends
my alcoholic friends.

'𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐗 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑.

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Isolate

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𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘶 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦, 𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤 𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙮

𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮 : 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑰𝑫𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑫𝑰𝑺𝑬 <3

𝑩𝒀 : 𝑮𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑺 𝑨𝑵𝑰𝑴𝑨𝑳𝑺 <3

𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆 ☹︎⚠︎︎

I can teach u how to be just like me,cute as Hello Kitty[sped up]

Is it Cold Outside? (Look at the stars in the big black ink) My singing monsters sped up_nightcore

audio was edited by me

song is by the rare occasions

pfp is a redraw / fanart of a panel from homestuck: beyond canon or homestuck^2,

original panel from homestuck beyond canon

redraw: (unknown for now)

Remember, parents.. That children can be quite fragile.. — Notion: The Rare Occasions

KETAMINE POLICE

𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲-𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫{𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝}

Mother Mother - Wrecking Ball (slowed)

The Taxpayers - I Love You Like An Alcoholic (Slowed)

if you hurt them https://soundcloud.com/user-202184805 https://soundcloud.com/army-p-544689021  https://soundcloud.com/ur_only_lover  https://soundcloud.com/fuckmealex https://soundcloud.com/ur-kawaii-kitty you are dead. :)
 
𝐒. 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 “𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲”
𝐌. 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐜𝐫𝐲
𝐈. 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐞
𝐋. 𝐋𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟
𝐄. 𝐄𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬
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YOU COME HERE TO HATE ON ME XD
WELL I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
yeah um don't call me cute bc I'm not :v
not eating..
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about me:
name: just call me Oliver(not my real name)
zodiac sign:  cancer
birthday: July 7 
crush: someone~ (bi and poly)
age: um no fuck you-
fav color:blue and black 
I hate 2 people.
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wanna be in this just chat me and i will but you there
𝐌𝐢 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐞🤣~
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𝐌𝐢 𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜 bae ☠~
𝐌𝐢 𝐁𝐨𝐲 𝐁𝐬𝐟😅~ 
𝐌𝐢 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐲😘~ -
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𝐌𝐢 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩y buddy😁~
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𝐌𝐢 𝐍𝐞𝐭𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥Boyfriend🤤~  https://soundcloud.com/ur_only_lover
𝐌𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤&𝐊𝐞𝐲🔐~https://soundcloud.com/user-202184805 
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𝐌𝐢 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫💫 ~https://soundcloud.com/user-202184805
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𝐌𝐢 𝟏𝟏:𝟏𝟏☁️~ 
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Mi Other Freak💦~ 
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𝐌𝐢 𝐑.𝐎.𝐃🚑 ~@  
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https://soundcloud.com/user-202184805 
𝐌𝐢 𝐅𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫⛓️~
Mi 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝😫~
𝐌𝐢 𝐇𝐨𝐞😜~
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𝐌i 𝐁𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠🤗 ~  https://soundcloud.com/ur_only_lover https://soundcloud.com/user-202184805 https://soundcloud.com/army-p-544689021   
Mi EX💔 ~https://soundcloud.com/fuckmealex
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🏳️‍🌈_🏳️‍🌈_____🏳️‍🌈_🏳️‍🌈__ 𝘗𝘶𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴
_🏳️‍🌈___🏳️‍🌈_🏳️‍🌈____🏳️‍🌈_ 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵
_🏳️‍🌈_____🏳️‍🌈______🏳️‍🌈__ 𝘖𝘯 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳
__🏳️‍🌈_____/______🏳️‍🌈__ 𝘗𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘐𝘧
___🏳️‍🌈____\_____🏳️‍🌈__ 𝘠𝘰𝘶 Support
____🏳️‍🌈___/___🏳️‍🌈____ LGBTQ
______🏳️‍🌈_\_🏳️‍🌈_____

 
{\__／}
（ • － •）
🖤< \ Too bad, It dosen't know how to love

{\__／}
（ • － •）
🖤< \ So don't try

{\__／}
（ • ． •）
／ >🖤 🗑 yeets it in trash can*

{\__／}
（ • w •）
／ v v/ problem solved

Put This On Your
-♥♥--♥♥Wall If You Have
-♥♥--♥♥Or Suffer With
-♥♥--♥♥(Depression)
--♥♥♥♥(Bipolar)
---♥♥♥(Anorexia)
--♥♥♥♥(Self Harm)
-♥♥--♥♥Or Any
♥♥----♥♥Mental Illness

if you want to die put this in ur bio 🔪🔪

one last thing to say: stop exspecting loyalty from people who cant even give you honesty... sadness i wrote this.


 

 Alma <3
thanks for 600+ followers ^^

brutus.

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