The Joker : Quizzique 
Sideshow Bob : Titanium1208

Written by Kamren
Beat Prod. : Anywaywell
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Sideshow Bob :
Oh? What's this? Akrham's insane clown without the posse to abuse?
Just... a heretic. He should stay there if he thinks he'll fit my shoes
'Cuz if you're looking to face off, I'll happily indulge
Mark this twice you’ve traded self respect with skulls
You’ll never run a track with me, democratic scum
Couldn’t handle the truth if he'd knew where he came from
A circus act, losin’ to a bat
Fell into a vat, and well... That’s that!
A performance I’d die for, a truth I’ll tell
Ledger heard the request and got sent to hell

The Joker :
That’s funny! I've sworn you tried gassing me up
But this time, you'll be the one that's gonna get mugged 
You and Harley would get along, playing second fiddle
To the Clown Prince of Crime! I'll sign your blood in my initials
God you're so tone deaf, that singing pours my ears
And killing that brat took how many years?!
Now that's a punchline I'd actually laugh at
But you were shot out of that canon, what a mishap!
I'm aware of how I fell off, but unlike you
I wouldn't be caught dead swimming in that gene pool
Your job's out of the window but here's the funniest bit
YOU. ARE. BRITISH! (Ha!)

Sideshow Bob :
Ughh.. It's such a pity
That much like your teeth, you can't stop jittering
Debted the IRS from all the fraud you're committing 
Call me that little flower, acid's all I'm spitting
Might as well be Puddin' with how much you're getting roasted
Bars drop, you'll be Red Hood again and end up exploded
Sad you got no hospital to cover for that sickness
You'll disappear from Gotham's sight, just like your pencil, bitch
I'd say you don't know Jack about being outshined
But if you're akin to Cecil, you'll prove me right
Next time you talk about scars, tell ‘em I gave you those
Ironic, the Emperor just became a Sideshow

The Joker :
Why so serious, Bob? Did I hurt your ego that bad?
You'll go up in smoke! Worse than a cigarette can
Pull my finger, Bob, I promise it won't hurt
Can't stab you much more than your wife and twerp
Matter of fact.. How about I show you a magic trick?
It'll bring the curtain down and you'll drop like your parents did!

The Joker vs Sideshow Bob - Rap Battle! (ft. Quizzique and Titanium1208)

Main Cast:
‪TheToppo as This Man (Audio)
‪Powerofdan‬ as This Man (Video)

‪Freshy Kanal‬ as The Smiling Man (Audio)
TaigaTonic as The Smiling Man (Video)

Beat by: Freshy Kanal
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Written by: Freshy Kanal, TaigaTonic, Powerofdan, and TheToppo
Thumbnail by: Powerofdan


This Man:
I’m a cryptid shipped across the globe, they send my pics in envelopes
I got you shiverin down your toes, let’s see the chicken cross the road
You’re just a little tale that will never amount to stardom
Smiling at the moon like you got a past in Arkham

People look at me and I leave their minds boggled
People look at you and think you're at the bottom of a bottle
Not a figment of imagination, so they glance harder
But I’m sure they will find me before you’d ever find a dance partner

The Smiling Man:
Hello there…This man should have stayed in bed
But if you wanna tango, I’ll be sure to break a leg

I’m patiently waiting for a stranger to wander late
Hop scotch on my pavement and I turn the chalk to body shapes
You’re playing awful games with people in a trauma state
By sloppily attaching your face with a constant copy paste

A hoax in cinema and a hoax in all of folklore
All your films went south, no wonder you preach to Go North
Forced yourself on every Wanted poster with a dead smile
When you're in my domain, then you’ll really be an X file

Busted out the cage, now the posterboy is targeted
Since the concrete jungle went bananas for guerilla marketing
Maybe those articles should follow news for next time
So push those eyebrows to your hair if you want better headlines

This Man:
You’ll lose sleep over me until your eyes are scuffed
A state of mind around the world, you can’t leave Iowa
I’ll chase you where the demons watch until you flee the block
I send folks to the therapist, but you look like you need a doc

Got no lover so now you go stalk the whole town
How’re you quick on your feet but still can’t get a hoedown
You make em leave the neighbourhood, we’re hardly equal
And your busking couldn’t make a buck, is that why you charge at people?

I give them their worst nights, you’re stuck on the curbside
I got sketched a million times, you’re sketchy on first sight
You dawn a daunting smile so you can mask all the screams
And strut the streets at night because this man is in your dreams

The Smiling Man:
You played a twisted game with unknowing contenders 
But your real life sightings aren’t much but REM-embers
Cops investigated your case across the country
And the unanimous conclusion was... that you’re ugly

Your face is in our heads yet no one knows who you are
Memories of this dream have been fading away since the start
Yet it pales in the moonlight, now there’s none left to save
You can dance with the devil while I waltz on your grave

The Smiling Man Vs Ever Dream This Man

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 04/15/2024

LYRICS

Parakeet:
I don’t talk first often but I’m gonna make this quick
I’ll batter you then make nuggets out of this little baby chick
Putting a cheap joke in Fortnite is pretty typical
Best call me a Griffin then, ‘cause I’m fucking mythical
A running gag that Peter hates with every single fiber
But like the coupon that you gave him, that bit expired
So when I’m roasting you, best know this ends fatally
Go hop in a deep fryer, KYS at KFC

Chicken:
Look, I’m hearing you, but listen, please stop 
I’d rather shut this down now like it was the eShop
But if you lock eyes - then it’s on-sight
Facing with this dickhead, now it’s a cockfight
I’ll drive a car right through the “I” that you latch to
Crash through this fast food so Dashie acts sad too
And no one else remembers you, so you’re passing quietly
Ask Mario to build a grave on top your little title screen

Parakeet:
I’d copy everything you said so you can eat your words
But you said nothing, I can’t even repeat your verse
Man, all those death threats ain’t really gonna strike a nerve
Makes sense the surface level joke is a flightless bird
You got no wife, she’s all up on my business
I’ll turn that bucket of chicken into a fucket of dicken
And you can meet my flamethrower, kiss my ass and burn in hell
Burninhell, burninhell, b u r n i n h e l l 

Chicken:
Think that little fire’s gonna knock my lights out?
Your guys took down that Flappy Bird, but I will never pipe down
A shitty flamethrower can’t make me burst into flames
You’re not the word, you’re just the worst fucking bird that I hate
Nintendo left your ass, you’re no longer on air waves 
The only thing they have you repeating now is “spare change?”
I resurrect and beat Peter ceaselessly ‘til his days are through
While you never came for the sequel, now you’ve met your Maker 2

CREDITS

Shimario as The Parakeet

Walk as The Chicken

Written by Rabi
Additional writing help by Fightmarker, CJ, and Shimario
Beat prod. by Diamond Style
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by ColeTheCole and Rabi
Cover art by Rabi

That Fucking Bird That I Hate - Rap Battle

TheToppo as Napstablook and The Dealer
Written, mixed, cover art by TheToppo
Produced by InsaneBeatz
Special thanks:
SN00ZE
Mike Klubnika
Toby Fox
Freshy Kanal

[The Dealer verse 1]
Sign the waiver, let us begin the game
I’ll have to inject adrenaline if nap is in your name
I should give you a warning when I’ve competed with God
But if you’re really that clueless, I can tell you your odds…

It’s double or nothing but you have nothing to lose,
Nothing to gain, nothing more to double, you’ve been drawing nothing but blanks
Because when you come around you’re not live
Shells dead like your eyes and the rest of your design

Living in the Waterfall, it makes sense you’re washed up
You’re just like your cousin, you’re both down in the dumps
But when I pull out the magnifying glass and handcuffs,
Have the shotgun sawed off, your end will be abrupt.

[Napstablook verse 1]
Um… you do know you can’t kill ghosts, right?
Well… you’re not the brightest, that why your room has no light?
Wait… the room is visible so… there has to be…
Just… forget it… you get the point, you and your fans are no-lives

Looking like Zolphius if he started molding,
Had rusty nails for teeth and a cheap gun he was holding,
Turned to an alcoholic with the only hope he has in life
Being betting all his money away until he dies

Sorry… um… I didn’t mean to get so pressed
But when an ugly floating chainsmoker’s here, it makes sense
For anybody to be stressed, you aren’t very fun to look at
But maybe you could be like me and… put on a cool hat?

[The Dealer verse 2]
I’d smoke a cigarette but none of what you said hurt
Just like your fight with Frisk, you didn’t put in effort
I’d say more but there’s nothing else I can diss
Your whole personality’s a blank canvas

[Napstablook verse 2]
I wish I had a jammer so I could’ve skipped that verse
Honestly I didn’t see you as a threat at first
But… I heard your voice and my ears started to hurt
Well they would if I had ears… uhh you’re the worst

[The Dealer verse 3]
Me and you, we are dancing on the edge of life and death
Until one of us gets a lucky shot and end’s the other’s breath
You can cry all you want, but it still won’t hurt me
Always acting insecure but it isn’t going to deter me

[Napstablook verse 3]
You’re dirty and it’s not really something I would doubt, see…
You barely even said a single thing about me
You’re stuck in this room cause the game has you bound
You’ll fail like every other time, and I’ll win the third round

Napstablook vs The Dealer - Rap Battle

garbageGothic as Vena (Psychopomp)

Near as Eleanor (Subway Midnight)

Beat: U-Boat by Ihaksi
Mixed by: SIR Rap Battles
Written by: TaigaTonic
Thumbnails by: M!CAH
Art by: Nooby and Syroquise 
Special Thanks: Shimario, Duckky, bubbydarkstar, Karbonic, Sketchy

Psychopomp:
I’m sick of the fucking noise so now I gotta scream at the fucking void
Stalking victims and playing with them like they were just a toy
I’m nailing those who cross me, while I go fulfill my vision
Leave you broken like the connections and body’s of your siblings! 
Cause you couldn't save them so you were driven mad. Now
stuck to the shadows cause you’re blending in the background 
They tried hiding the truth from me, and thought that I wouldn't mind it
Lying behind their fucking masks but now I leave them open minded

So stay quiet, I know your schtick, same cliche every story did
Lost someone close to them and now thinks murder as revenge is warranted
To fix their broken, lonely heart but can’t realize it doesn't work. Your
running from all of your fucking problems like it was fucking Subway Surfers

Fallen as a victim to the system now your riding 
off the back of all the cultists your creator put in hiding
I crushed The Head of Production and left The Queen dismembered too 
Treat you like the other sinners without a SINGLE SOUL TO REMEMBER YOU

Subway Midnight:
Easy with the tongue, Miss…. I don't really like your tone
You should know it’s not safe being on a track alone
Cause sunken souls can manage to paint more than dreams haunted
…and I made them all scream just because I wanted

You were daunted by voices but you wasn’t really hearing much
Just like Benny, craving praise but it was more than his dreams that was being crushed
They pumped you up with dopamine so you can reach the top unrivaled
But as each of the vessels break she just repeats another cycle

Search for your child, cause you were cursed with denial
And blew up your Biggest Fan and now it hurts just to smile
But as each day passes you are slowly forgotten
As a new Queen spreads her wings and you are what you tried stopping

The Dragonfly said to be a savior once birthed
But is more a mosquito sucking the life outta Blood Earth
So you can waste your days and continue to wander around
But if you wanna topple more catacombs I can help you underground

Psychopomp:
Sure that’d Be Nice to insight your torturous wreck
But I don't wanna take a ride on the Bi-Polar Express
Made more go missing cause when you were it wasn't brought to attention
Took a crack for a midnight snack cause you were starved for affection

But hadn’t managed to be fed, I’ll bash a hammer ‘gainst your head
And leave you swimming with the sharks until the fish finally rest
While I’m walking to Earth's center through the Mariana Trench
You ripped the souls out of their bodies ‘til they tore your own to shreds

Subway Midnight:
Starved… Like the Thraits at the bottom left rotting
Cause now it seems The Caldmen Four are the only ones watching 
So as you blossom know I left Rose to decay
Cause I kill Vermin Dogs that lead you astray

And you were let off your leash but you could barely manage
Cause you were down in the basement and couldn't do any damage
So don’t panic Vishneri, it's time we got off
Smile for the camera, this will be your final stop


[SCRAPPED] Subway Midnight vs Psychopomp - Rap Battle! (ft. Near & garbageGothic)

TheToppo as Little Beak and Little Penguin Lost
Mixed and cover art by Cidisswo
Beat by Insanebeatz

Special Thanks:
WhozPhantom
Euphoric Brothers
Nintendo

[little beak verse 1]
The Garten’s done sweeping up the Dandy’s World fuckers
Now they want me to fight a penguin with a vacant mother
Fuck it, I can take care of you quick like i was Mario
Go ahead and jump, fatty, it’ll be some nice cardio (FATASS!)

You kept coming back in Mario Party
But no one invited your ass, you’re even spectating their Karting
You charge at everybody in Mario Party 8
But in the movie, your kingdom got fucked up by Bowser’s army

Sure, I’m often talked down upon because of my game’s design
But I’ve never seen a single thing as scary as your Lego’s eyes
Waddle down to Dire Dire Docks, I’ll catch your dumbass drowning
Then I’ll drop your dead body down into the fucking mountains, bitch!

[little penguin lost verse 1]
You shoulda just went on to fight Toodles
Cause I’m ‘bout to turn the dial up as much as your pupils
And your forehead’s so big, I thought I was fighting a lightbulb
But you’re not the brightest, your eyes are more like black holes 

I gotta ask, what the fuck is your problem?
You had like 5 different siblings ‘till your foster mother dropped them
And if I was in your situation, I’d be terrified
If my actual mother was snacking down on her child (Ew!)

You’re talkin’ ‘bout me being dropped off a cliff
But it’s not nearly as bad as what Bouncelia did
She knocked you into a barrel of GV
So maybe you should hop back into it if you’re trying to beat me 

[little beak verse 2]
I see your brethren in Sparks of Hope
But I can tell you don’t have any with how hard you choked
Waddle away, Happy Feet, go back to your careless mom
I bet she’d rather have your lookalike and straight up have you gone

[little penguin lost verse 2]
You got mutated and you won a fight against a dinosaur
But you got crushed between an iron door and now you’re kinda sore
You ran cause you can’t fly in this form and after that
Your poor mom was naughtified to the core, can’t reincarnate her back.

Little Beak vs Little Penguin Lost - Rap Battle

DillyDally as Gerson
ThanosQuack as Old Man McGucket
Writing by AshleyMagica
Additional writing by WAN, DillyDally, & ThanosQuack
Art by WAN
Beat, mixing, & graphic design by DillyDally

Gerson:
Welcome to my shop! Please don’t throw a cryin’ fit
Sellin’ yourself as a tragic hero? I ain’t buyin’ it
You must be strapped for cash, judgin’ by your redneck campground
Guess all that fishin’ for gold didn’t pan out

Annoyed the damn town with your nonsense and rumors
Now *you’re* a local legend, they call you the Gobbledegooker
I’d say it’s all in one of my books, but you’d never read one
If I said you’ll eat your words, you’d *literally* eat ‘em

Spouse left you - how’s it going with that new life?
She took the ring, so you had to get a raccoon wife
And you’re treated as a joke by the last of your bloodline
Are you from underground? ‘Cause you’ll never see your son rise

McGucket:

I SEEN IT! I SEEN IT AGAIN!
With its long gee-rafe neck and its green wrinkly skin
It’s the Gersonwonker! The beast what lives with the Darkners
And is dim as a bulb, but still thinkin’ he’s smarter

But you’re too slow! If your son’s a sign, you always miss the boat
Scuttle off, and don’t you butt in on the hillbilly GOAT
You think your advanced age will stop me? I’ve dined before
I’ll get you out ya shell WHEN I EAT UP ANOTHER DINOSAUR!

Don’t string me along! I flim-flam the banjo!
Thought I wouldn’t clap back? I’m goin’ hambone
Pah! Don’t you act like some literary master
You can’t even shimmy shammy to the end of your chapter!

Gerson:

Yeesh, you sound like you’re dyin’! Are you kickin’ the bucket? 
Drink your own tonic - you sound like a chicken, McGucket 
And your hillbilly grammar should land you in the slammer 
Ditch the moonshine and you’ll still get hammered! 

I challenge folks to snatch my hair and every one of them falls 
The march of time got ‘ya, and you went bald 
You’re just a scholar’s buddy that he ditched to explore 
The banjo player’s always playin’ second fiddle to Ford 

We can all rewrite the prophecy, but ‘cause of all the death you’d seen 
You went from building computers to clearing your own memory 
And now, ain’t a single thought that goes through that wiped mind 
Once again, your life will be wrecked by a Blind Eye

McGucket:

You’re weak as mule spittle, that I’m certain of
You’re less Gerson Boom and more Gerson Bust
Used to be a war hero, now you’re tryna sell stock
Guess even the best of veterans get shell-shocked

All your priest son ever needed was your blessin’
But you turned to a holy ghost ‘fore makin’ your confession
Susie had to take credit for your letters like a spelling bee
The one thing that never passed on was your legacy

I bet your heart is all heavy without the chestplate
Your big statue’s more threatening, you’re just dead weight
If you think you’ll pass down your skills, don’t get your hopes up
‘Cause now your hammer is gatherin’ your own dust

CRANKY KONG MOTHERFUCKER:
I’ve had enough of watching hillbillies decay
Now pay respects to the original DK
That’s right, it’s me, Cranky Kong, from Donkey Kong Bananza
I’ll show both of your wives a real OHHH, BANANAAAA

AshleyMagica as Cranky Kong


Gerson vs Old Man McGucket - Disney Rap Battles!

Lemongrab vs Annoying Orange

Cole as The Batter
Swizkii as Brad Armstrong
Beat produced by Theskybeats
Written by Trakked, Cole and Buckethead
Additional help from Buckethead
Mixed by Jordy
Art by CyanCoat
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

The Batter (0:30):
My introduction needs no more clarification.
This track is in need of immediate purification.
You’re akin to the spectres I’ve vanquished, so learn your place and
Succumb to my holy fire and die in your isolation
Your soul has been corrupted, I've been sent to purify ya
So keep your freaks away, ‘cause I prefer to work in silence 
You cannot let go of your trauma, so here’s your reminder
Lisa is buried and serves her purpose as fertilizer.
Taste my holy wrath, and soon you shall be burning. 
You were right when you wanted a wife but said you don't deserve it.
The women went out in a flash, the same with your dreams of third base.
Can’t escape from your purpose when you don’t have one in the first place.
I change the world for the better, you’ve no excuse
I break the chains of vacants, you can’t break the cycle of abuse
When taking the blame for your friends, Columbo beat you to no end
‘Cause you went and dropped the ball and your baby atop her head.
Raised your daughter with your friends, then it ended up bloody
I'm hitting home runs, you couldn't make a home for Buddy
I shall be your instructor with something you should be taught at last:
The bottom of the bottle will not bring your daughter back.

Brad Armstrong (1:30):
You can't understand the pain that I’ve felt.
Your family dies, the only one to blame is yourself
I didn't want to see other people go through abuse
So I taught children to protect themselves against the men like you.
My mission's to protect Buddy at any cost,
Your mission's to kill your son ‘cause your love for him is lost.
Now you have nothing left to give.
You've been dead since the beginning; this is the day that I live.
Through your actions, the good in your life was thrown away. 
You don't take care of your baby, you don't know his name. 
I sheltered Buddy, yes, but at least she and I were safe
Because of you, Hugo never saw the light of day.
Created to be a father, but you ended up as worthless
You showed it in your verse, dragging on as long as Nern does
Your threats are empty, like the zones you're leaving stuck behind.
So come at me, you bitch, I'd like to see you fucking try.

The Batter (2:18):
Pop some Joy, you worthless junkie, maybe find the balls to fight me 
Or you could keep on whining and make like The Judge and bite me
This balding man is nothing; the guardians were no match for me
You’d only be sweet when turned to sugar in the factory
You have a tough shell, but on the inside you're pathetic. 
All you wanted was a hug from Buddy, but you couldn't get it. 
She hates you, Brad. That is why she purged your life. 
I'll turn this battle OFF. Adversary purified.

Brad Armstrong (2:42):
You took everything for granted, you emotionless freak
Never questioning your actions only shows that you're weak 
You needed Add-Ons to beat the ghosts and erase 'em
While I don't need a bat or even arms to bash your face in
They see you as a monster as you walk throughout the zones.
No matter what you try to do, you'll always be alone.
Destroyed your life in every step. Heh, welcome to the party, bud.
You managed to be an even worse father than Marty was.


The Batter vs Brad Armstrong - Rap Cypher #55

Unlocked: XXVII is the ultimate vault dump from NorthManX—raw, unfiltered, and straight from the archives. Every track is a piece of the puzzle, a glimpse behind the curtain, and a testament to the grind. From unreleased bangers to forgotten gems, this project captures the essence of an artist pushing boundaries and breaking molds.

Dive in, turn it up, and experience the sounds that were once locked away—now officially unlocked.

Suck My Dick

Ops in the gym

Soundcloud account for the YouTube channel egomanic aka Ego Rap Battles

Lemongrab vs Annoying Orange

Egomanic

Related tracks