Money Music (Prod.Four3va)

Cover Art by Tom Puffs @TomPuffs

Egomanic as The Zodiac Killer
Stasious as Slenderman

YDGeon as The Announcer

Lyrics Written by Pwner

Audio Mixed by Cidisswo & Mr. Jay.

Lyrics:

CIDISSWO RAP BATTLES
THE ZODIAC KILLER
VERSUS
SLENDERMAN
BEGIN



The Zodiac Killer:


Am I in 2011? Is this guy even relevant?
Fuck it, I'll come back to killing beats just for the hell of it.
I murder and leave in a hurry. Police scurry as I'm chilling.
Your tentacles are less scary than a Little Mermaid villain! (Oh!)
A soulless man with no personality? The suit fits
'Cause you're no horror figure! You're a corporate executive!
I cut San Fran citizens' lives like their Grim Reaper.
You stalk kids? Minecraft should have no mob from this creeper.


Slenderman:

Something Awful is coming, and I don't mean your raps.
Shoulda kept your cypher in a cipher over hearing you yap.
This recluse is set to lose when Slender Man's let loose.
You're nasty and pathetic. That's why they thought you were Ted Cruz! (Ahh!)
Slendy's the darker Slim Shady to fill with dread.
The shit you spit is garbage; keep it in that bag on your head.
You wanted slaves in your afterlife, but now I'll make you my proxy
Ripping through your body; making it an easier autopsy


The Zodiac Killer:


Go finish your Krusty Krab shift 'cause you lost this.
This octopus will flop like a fish…and his box office.
You scare with Eight Pages? I can scare with only four.
They'd never take you serious as Hugo Boss mannequin folklore!
See if you can crack my code on the serial killer box.
But I doubt you can face it from the lack of face you got!
You even stole my symbol, but you'll wish you never copied
'Cause I cooked your creepypasta with a side of calamari.
 

Slenderman:


Watch this victor surge to the top as you fall.
I grow several stories tall. Your story's got no one enthralled!
You called yourself Zodiac? You think that's dope?
It sounds like a psychotic teen girl who reads horoscopes!
You're just a bogey dick I step on like gum on my shoe.
By the time I get in your mind, there's nothing you can do.
When they finally find you, your corpse will be reeking,
So take your last scream. This is the Zodiac shrieking.


[Outro]:
WHO WON? 
WHO’S NEXT? 
YOU DECIDE

CI DISS WO 
RAP *gets shot by the Zodiac*
BA TTLES…

The Zodiac Killer vs Slenderman - Cidisswo Rap Battles

video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMTAEX_K_ME

(0:10) Cr1TiKaL Verse 1:
There’s not many things as barren as this pile of bones
Yet this dude makes Burger King look like my sloppy fat chode
If you don’t know what I mean, here I… I’ll play a clip
(plays clip of dry bones dying) …what a bitch…
The ice age got nothing to what this meaty boy can bring
I spit so fucking cold, I’ll make your whole species extinct
I’ve covered a lot of snakes, they’re nothing to how you race
Yeah, fuck your kart games, I got something you cannot tank

(0:34) Dry Bones Verse 1:
You think your puny slap will leave me hurt? (nope!)
Bring your hot peppers, I won’t feel any burns *evil laugh!*
Funny this lite Jesus Christ is really trying to fight
Cause between you and I, it’s clear who can truly revive
Don’t need a pair of parawings to know I’m fly
Dry Bone drip’s tight, Charlies only repping White
Bro, don’t try and fight, I know what you’re all about
You’d be frightened by someone pulling their cockroach out!
Pumping out nothing but your constant talking
It is like you set a speedrun bounty on your content
Quality nosedived since you got your start on QWOP (heh!)
Guess you’re just another case of Penguinz falling off

(1:06) Cr1TiKaL Verse 2:
All of that was so untrue, it hurts (yeah…)
I’ve seen less horseshit come from poopy unicorns *gets hit in the balls and yells in pain*
You get no pussy, now all this guy’s shown
Is that this bitch’s getting pegged, now that’s a Dry Bone

(Hey Charlie) Go and bone me 
(Hey Charlie) Like all your gimmicks
(Hey Charlie) Take notes from Moby 
(yeah..) I’m topping this dick 

(Gay Charlie) You’re only ridden by the Mario Bros.
So yeah, plugging you into the moist meter… uh yeah, that’s pretty low
He’s dry to the bone although if you wanna cop a date
See my dude Nikocado because you lack that water weight
Thought you’d kill in back and forths, but you’re nothing to my harsh lines
Because this is the greatest rap verse of All Time! (WOOOOOOOO!!!!)

(1:39) Dry Bones Verse 2:
Really, that’s all you got to say?
I dropped dead and still had more points to make (yep…)
Cause you cover drama often, but add nothing to the topic
My side-scrollers got more depth than any of your content
You profit off of others but what I find most surprising
Compared to me, your personality is way more lifeless
Went from Hunger Games actor to just another reactor
Now you’re far from solid, put you bottom of the liquid ladder

------------------------------------

Cr1TiKaL (audio) - Ego (Chandler)
Cr1TiKaL (video) - TaigaTonic
Dry Bones - ENNWAY

Charlie 1: Pixel Chris
Charlie 2: Nooby
Charlie 3: JustGamer
Charlie 4: Danii
Drew Gooden: Joosh

Written by Dan
Additional help by TaigaTonic, Dilly, and ENNWAY
Mixed by SIR Rap Battles
Beat produced by Dansonn Beats
Dry Bones art by Nooby

Cr1TiKaL vs Dry Bones (Powerofdan Rap Battles)

Ego as Blitzo
Leo Barqui as Beetlejuice

Written by Teimunity

Illustrations by Tompuffs, Dboy
Thumbnail by Cidisswo

Mixed and Mastered by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Production by Anywaywell

Special Thanks: Dboy, Tompuffs, Spindlehorse, You, The Viewer

Beetlejuice vs. Blitzo • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

MHEP 4/1/25

egomanic as Fat Guy
egomanic as Fish
Danii as "Shake That Ass Bitch"

Written by 723freaky
Produced by 723freaky
Mixed and Mastered by 723freaky
Additional Writing Help by Ewe23

[Verse 1: Fat Guy]
All the fat bitches in the club, shake that ass for me, (SHAKE IT!)
Palms on your knees if you actually got hands for me, (SHAKE IT!)
Make you raw sushi like Japan, homie,
If you were America, you still wouldn't drop this Fat Man, homie, (NAW!!!)

Crane to lift me out of bed, boy I live luxury, 
One eye on each side yo head, boy you look ugly, (GAW DAMN!!!)
You ain't evolved for shit since the Cambrian Explosion,
I could wipe y'all out throwing my Sprite cans into your ocean, (GAW DAMN!!!)

Bring bass with the bass, cook some steak with his ass, 
Ain't no cheese in the oven when I take out this mac, (DELICIOUS!!!)
Mama always told me never to play with the snacks, (NEVER!)
So I smack if she don't suck and make her bake sumth fast,

I been wearing XXL since Freshman year, fuck a cypher, (FUCK THAT!)
.40 on the waist, but we not measurin’ sizes,
Show no love for hoes like the owner of this pet at sea,
You die and they replace you quick; they goldfish with the memory. (MMMMM!!!)

[Verse 2: Fish]
… Catch your breath yet? (blub blub)
Wouldn't want u to get hypertension,
I’m not fatphobic but it gets tuah point, dude,
So have a seat or two, or however many can hold you, 

Can’t sit on a plane cause you make others feel awkward,
Can’t walk one block without your lungs getting blocked up, (loud gasp)
I see why you find comfort in feasting, you monster,
Rolling through your shitty life like a fish outta water, (FAT FUCK!!!)

Two sets of paired fins and they too stunning, 
You got two sacks of padding on your chest that do nothing, 
But I like you, I’d hate for you to get a heart attack,
But you're one fry away from Lucky Star losing another fan, (PUT EM IN THE BAG INSTEAD!!!)

All the healthy women, make it clap, shake that ass for me, (SHAKE IT!)
If your asscheeks don’t sag, shake that ass for me, (SHAKE IT!)
Better talk to me with your twenty chins out,
You like fish sticks so much? Well put these in your mouth! (YA!!!!!!!)

[Verse 3: Fat Guy]
Tell his owner put him in his tank, fore I take the fisher bait, (HUH?)
Pull his little brain out the river, make him fish filet, (EAT HIM UP)
That way he can serve a purpose other than to flap around,
From adoption to when they find him floating with his back down.

[Verse 4: Fish]
And yet I still outlive the fatass who’s never seein’
The next 3 or so years of his life or his penis, (PFFFFT)
I’d say you should swim with us, but the problem with that is,
I can’t let you in my pond cause we don’t allow-

Fat Guy vs Fish - Rap Battle! (ft. egomanic and Danii)

i almost scrapped this twice 💔

Roshawn as King Von
WeThink as Luigi Mangione
Roshawn & Danii as Anti-Piracy King Von
ChillyPeppers as Interviewer
WhozPhantom as XXXTentacion

Written by 723freaky
Produced by 723freaky
Mixed and Mastered (gone through hell and back) by 723freaky

[Verse 1: King Von]
(Von) Boy, I’m boutta go off the walls on this trollface-lookin goofy,
Stretch him out just like his grin and let’s see what Luigi’s groupies
Gon do to me, you is not a saint, boy, all you are is loony,
I don’t need a nose as long as yours to sniff out that you loopy,

Boy, yo mind, thicker than them lines, right above yo eyes,
Read some lines, from Kaczynski’s mind, then you went outside,
Shot some guy, then a couple fries, ruined your whole life,
You got snitched on by the people you were fighting for last night,

If that was me, I’d have took that worker, DOO DOO DOO DOO, hurt her,
Then the servers gettin’ murdered for the dead rat in my burger,
Shake in silence, hoe; Luigi second to me like I’m Mario,
You fake like Rosario; boy it’s you that I depose. (HUH?)

[Verse 2: Luigi Mangione]
This verse alone got all your songs dropped like leaks,
Now that I see your ugly ass, you gettin’ dropped like Leeks,
So sorry to the 5 white boys out there who still love him,
But the parasite who leeched off Lil Durk had it comin’,

First it was a poster when they put you on a wall,
Then it was brain matter when they put you on a wall,
After that it was your mural when they put you on a wall,
Now that thing's the only time you're actually going off the walls,

Used to rap about the cold streets and gained a ton of fans,
And now you’re in a warmer place and looking up to them,
Heard your daddy got killed and I feel for your family,
But your baseball career! Now that was a tragedy.

[Interlude into Verse 3: Go!Animate Boris]
O o o o o o o, Caillou, how dare you pirate King Von vs Luigi Mangione! That’s it. You are grounded grounded grounded grounded for 9 9 9 9 9 9-

[Verse 3: Anti-Piracy King Von]
WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU PLAYIN? YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AT BAY,
AIN’T NO HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANY BUT IMA MAKE YOU PAY,
HOW THE FUCK YOU VALEDICTORIAN AND STUPID? CRYIN’
‘BOUT BEING POOR WHILE TRYNA MAJOR IN COMPUTER SCIENCE,

BOY, THEY CAUGHT YO HOMELESS LOOKIN ASS AND YOU TREMBLED IN SILENCE,
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GOT BACK PAIN WHEN ALL YOU IS IS SPINELESS?
YOU NOT FIT FOR BEIN A VIGILANTE, GOOFBALL STOP TRYIN ME,
ONLY PARASITE YOU NEEDA WORRY BOUT IS LYME DISEASE,

I WATCHED ALL OF MY BROTHERS STARVE, WE WAS ON THE BLOCK,
SAW MY MOMMA SOB CAUSE SHE COULDN'T PAY RENT FOR THE MONTH,
2024, MANGIONE SHOT A MILLIONAIRE,
THE RICH DIDN'T CARE, GIVE A FUCK, AND STILL AREN'T GIVING CARE,

NOW THEY CRACKIN’ DOWN ON THE CLASS THAT STILL UP IN THE TRENCHES,
GOTTA WATCH THESE FUTURE CHILDREN IN THE MILLIONS DIE FROM ILLNESS
IN THE HANDS OF THOSE WITH MILLIONS IN THEIR HANDS; YOU AIN'T LEGENDARY,
IF BRIAN WAS ALIVE, HE WOULD BE SMILIN AT YO LEGACY.

[Verse 4: Luigi Mangione]
Your legacy’s been memes even after you were killed,
You've been a joke on the web since the day you came out of Silk,
Facia bruta’s not even the King of O-Block nor Chi-town,
While I've been Executing Chiefs since Sosa got you wiped down,

Marone, you're the furthest thing from handsome,
So please tell me how your love life’s so scandalous,
Two-time two-timer and a terrible boyfriend,
Just cause they're Asian Doll, don't mean you gotta toy with em,

And King Von out of everyone’s talking ‘bout kid’s safety,
You orphaned 3 of them just to indulge in gang beefs,
Cause nothing screams “advocate” more than a supervillain,
Who'd rather take a shot than take care of his future children,

No matter how many 12 yr olds treat your songs like they’re from the Bible,
You ain't Jesus just because you got betrayed by a Disciple,
The bus should be leaving soon so I gotta catch up,
So I can celebrate my victory in a nightclub in Atlanta.

King Von vs Luigi Mangione (ft. RoShawnARB, WeThink, Danii, ChillyPeppers, & WhozPhantom)

GABBER

YDGeon as Thomas Edison
ArnoldVA as Christopher Columbus
AbsoluteOni as Announcer

Written by 723freaky
Additional Writing Help by Ian Sparrow
Produced by 723freaky
Mixed and Mastered by 723freaky

[announcer]
AND NOW!!! GUY WHO STOLE A BUNCH OF INVENTIONS VS GUY WHO STOLE A BUNCH OF LAND!!! READY??? WHITE PEOPLE TECHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (yuh!)

[verse 1: thomas edison]
correct me if my hearing’s wrong but i heard that you cravin’ smoke,
i ain't interested in buying your hemp but im tradin’ blows,
do ‘em like he did to natives, hoe, shove my fist right up the anushole
of this rapist, so hop back on your sailing boat,

cause my conversions broughts electric energy to light,
your conversions brought the wrongs of Christianity to light,
you dont hold a candle cause you just dont know the things that i know,
i dont hold a candle cause i got myself a lightbulb,

first youre a trader/traitor, then you're a savage,
then the most embarrassing governor since desantis,
couldn't be a spaniard, couldn't be a sailor,
even your heart turned out to be a massive failure.

[verse 2: christopher columbus]
ive searched every sea on several major expeditions,
and i still couldnt find one fucking thing that you invented,
other than the monthly bill to keep places luminescent,
only charge electricity when you're making it expensive,

kick em back to the days near a train, selling refreshments,
made the win possible and you aint taking any credit,
loser couldn't raise his kids cause patenting was more valuable,
abandoned dot and dash like your lab work was the telephone,

took money from others, couldn't stay out of their business,
until you were forced to, getting placed out of your business,
your current in the current is a relic with not one use,
even in your time the world alternated on you!

[interlude]
Thomas edison: sit down on your thinking chair, lemme give you a lecture.

Christopher, ok, you were a good thief,
but unfortunately you're the one that people fear the least 

Christopher Columbus: that's a bunch of bullshit, biggest lie ever,
times i didnt kill a native, probably never! (danii: fuck my stupid chud life)

Thomas Edison: fine, you win. you're a much better bandit,
doesn't change the fact your hat kinda makes you look like a very nice person 😇

Christopher Columbus: you look like your freaking wife when she did hardcore drugs,
i talked to your second one and i rocked her-

Thomas Edison: SIKE BITCH!!!

[verse 3: thomas edison]
pop em, spark em, char em, off em, shock em like the elephant,
if he says I'm irrelevant on the cement i cemented in,
the camera documenting this ass kicking you're getting, and
i even scribble out your influence with my electric pen,

if i was there when Chris was helming ships,
he'd kiss my ass for thinking of a way to get him where he's destined, then inventing it,
so to deny my influence is more misleading than the wind,
i've been breaking more ground than you broke stone with your chisel, bitch.

[verse 4: christopher columbus]
i aint taking no sweet shit from a diabetic,
best stay in your place unlike you did with general electric,
had the lightbulbs of other inventors screwed out they head,
if only you did that for your wife's tumor instead,

cause my name is christopher, and im from italy!
i was brought upon this planet to impose ascendancy!
while your relevance is dead, as the world keeps morphing,
dead unlike your wife if you took away her morphine.

danii: fuck my stupid chud life

Thomas Edison vs Christopher Columbus - Rap Battle! [SINGLE EDITION] (ft. YDGeon, ArnoldVA & Absolut

Egomanic as Jeff The Killer (Audio)
Vladimyr P. as Jeff The Killer (Video)

N/A as Joe Biden (Egomanic as Biden in the cover art)

Written By Pwner
Mixed By Cidisswo

Jeff The Killer:
I'm Jeff the Killing Joke Biden in a rap
So put on your nightcap to get back to your nap
Your campaign was rehashed, but your old ass couldn't pass it
Now you handed the White House hall passes to fascists
Funny that the First Lady is actually your second wife
How Neilia died sounds harsher than when I take a life
You're so racist, it's absurd, so I'm sure this occurred
You and I both definitely said the N W- (Did I Just Cut-Off?)
Though you preach social justice, you hide the truth in shame
The way you elites play is uglier than what I became
You'll go to sleep knowing you won't have your last dream
Cause like the saying goes, I make you scream for ice cream.

Joe Biden:
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Joe Biden vs Jeff The Killer - Cidisswo Rap Battles

Ego as Granny 
Ego as Grandpa
TheToppo as The Warden
Beat by: Sapjer and Bross
Written by: Ego, lowkdoodles and jordy
Mixed by: jordy
Cover art by: Cidisswo

LYRICS:

EGO RAP BATTLES!!!!

GRANNY!!!!

VS!!!!

THE WARDEN!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

[Granny]
(laughs) ugh I am your granny, this hack I am hacking and slashing 
And with this bat, your head I will bash in, show you im batshit, like pepper spray: can it
Downloads go up like attics, The Warden, oh hes just so rancid
And on the track, im dropping bear traps, so how could you match up? you’re already half dead
You should respect your elders, or join the rest of my helpers (Hhh, hhh)
Is it a suprise that I’m better? The one with the spider came up on the web first
Beware, granny is no fable, I’m heavy metal like a Granny smithing table
You wont find MY keys, Warden, wanna play hide and seeeeeek?
Aint one to be played with, I keep the player in the basement
But with the way your updates went, you left your fans in the deep dark, but that aint what your player base meant!
Want a war then warden? Battle me, you’re cooked
Make like angelene and book
And you shouldn’t feel too bad you haven’t any ears
You havent made noise in the fandom in years
After this bat-tery its lights out, unless you want you be ground, you should burrow back into it right now
And the only reason that you got more power than the enderdragon is that in the end you're draggin all your fights out
You couldn't beat me with your TV tropes, sir 
Keep your E rating I’ll stick with DV Loper
You got 2 verses left so try to talk back
And we’ll who’s really immune to knockback

[Warden]
Yo granny it’s past your bedtime
Lay victims to bed but you can’t lay a rhyme
I’m glad that I’m blind so I cant see your games shit design
Your textures are more pixelated than mine
Your names funny, youre not a grandma, youre a dang mummy
In your lil’ red santa hat, feeling all festive-like
Watch me grab my catalyst and check it twice *skulk sound*
For like 5 days, you were trending
Then you went to shit like your franchise took the sewer ending
I dug out, when you’re up to bat
Its ironic, a Grammy would suck at rap (ahh)
And If I were you, Id be driven
Instead of cars, to fix your lighting engine
No eyes, one look at me scares all the children
You’re a phone game, I'm THE out of pocket addition
Slendrina, I’ll take you to school
But like your model they should have gave you the boot
And I wouldn’t sweater, go back to your knitting club, 
Tick me off and the grandfather is getting clocked
You would eat crow in a cage fight 
This is your last chance, like day 5 
Couldn’t even hit your own target audience
Out of ammo and aimless, as your AI 

[Grandpa and Granny]
(AHA!) No wrench but you might be screwed
Better bolt or ill send you the “ICU” 
When I swing it you know it’s such a sweet sensation
Even Marky Mark rapped better good vibrations
I’ve never heard a verse that left me more bored
Best watch your step like The Creaking. Floorboards.
Can’t you see why you Diana (die and i) live?
If you don’t want smoke, than stay out the crib!

[Warden]
We both have underground societies
But your following is counting down, like hide and seek
Your dental plan’s a disturbing signt
Use them white pearl eyes for some pearly whites
Hit the cutting room floor, once the remakes phased you out
Kids left you behind and now the retirement home is granny’s house

Granny vs The Warden (Minecraft) - Ego Rap Battles

Moxxie : Moash Bolt
Dr Flug : Kamren

Blitzo : Ego
Millie : Toodlesthemaid
Black Hat : Dboy
Demencia : Kat Toony

Written by Dboy 
Additional help from Kamren
Beat Prod : VANNN
Mixed/Mixing : Jort
Custom "RAP BATTLE" Logo: Jort

Moxxie :
Oh crumbs... What is this, Paperbag Man’s second cousin?
Huh? (I'm confused)- He’s got clones of his boss in the dozens?
Not sure that we even properly match in this matchup 
I’m professional, your crew kills by being consistent fuck-ups
I’ve read your resume, although I do have some notes
Notably that your “Villainous” acts? They’re nothing to boast
Defeated some scrawny supers, and your ads- nobody hears those!
I understand why your company has problems… with- heroes. (Shit!- Wait- um-)
Blades n’ bullets, explosions n’ death rays, marksman Imp V Brainiac with no skill grade
Keeping company with my lovely honey, I'm the only worker here seeing a payday
Organized organization, yet when facing threats, the doctor hides, silent
Miss Heed had the right idea, we’re simply interested in other clients

Dr Flug :
O-oh! I wasn't expecting a guest today, my apologies
Buuuut I expected an assassin, not, um, w-well
A pistol wielding baby with a possum-like physiology
I may not be from deep-down there, but I can raise hell
Experimenting for the dastardly, devious schemes and cruel machinations
Inject a specimen with cursed concoction, you get injected on a daily basis
Black Hat, that's the organization, IMP, just a speck in the dustbin
Further testing must be collected on this rodent with no family left to trust him
Heard your wife is pregnant, honestly? I'm quite surprised 
Didn't peg you for a family man, good thing Mille’s got your behind
You stay stuck with a bad boss, this pervert- he should be ashamed
It took 2 seasons, you're still a plot device for him, all the same

Moxxie, Millie & Blitzo :
W-Well you- you, um…FUCK, I'm panicking
Aw, c'mon sweetie, this scientist he's an easy kill 
Listen Mox, this bitch gets rocked easily, so keep rambling 
Fuck UP the bagheaded bitch, show off how he’s unskilled (Y-yes sir!)

Dr Flug, Demencia & Black Hat : 
Bleeeehhhh! This songs boring! C'mon, fight, Throw a punch, nerd! 
Wh- Demencia?!? Get out- (FLUG!) Slay this vermin or your deaths assured
If this is what passes for demons these days, I'm disappointed
Soon as Flug is done, all we’ll need is a mortuary appointment 

Moxxie : 
Alright-! listen here you mad scientist charlatan
Make something new to do your job for you, cause you're incompetent
Id say give us a call, but I don't believe were required
Network pulled its own plug, tough luck, now hit the bricks, you’re fired
Quite rude to list off my flaws, Flug was it? I'm unimpressed
Guess it's outta the bag that you're just a villain because you're a reject 
Grudge against a Goldheart, Heed dodged the failure and you left her to rot
Pardon me, but FUCK you, say goodnight to the bad guy via buckshot

Dr Flug :
And just when I thought I had someone new I could relate too
This pathetic imp threw a tantrum, well- scratch that, a few
Looks like crimson red flags run in the family, like your lack of a spine
How’d Millie end up with you? You both caved in to the “Chaz Time”
My pilot took off soaring, you were lucky to even get off the ground
This independent animated imbecile… well he came crashing down
DEMENCIA! (Yea?) Add the imp to my “Incompetent Evildoers” folder
As you end up another crossover that the Black Hat Organization took over!

Moxxie vs Dr.Flug - Rap Battle

LunaticmoonVA as Vaggie
Mochii as Undyne
Written by: Ego
Mixed by: jordy
Cover art by: Cidisswo

LYRICS:

EGO RAP BATTLES!!!!

UNDYNE!!!!

VS!!!!

VAGGIE!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

[Undyne]
Fuhuhuhuhu
En garde, Undyne attacks, flee, demon
(Ngahhh) Royal guard, we go high like when she’s singing
(Ngahhh) You take more orders than Grillby’s, you’re adams bitch
Hid the genocides from Charlie now shes got you playing pacifist
Listen, brat, you won’t humiliate me
I’m the only underground rapper in the main stream
Understand, Vagatha, you’ll be history like manga
When I leave you like your past, filled with extermination

[Vaggie]
I’m sorry, what the fuck was all that?
Step in hell, and you’ll collapse in seconds, like the hotlands
You’re the leader of the royal guard? Fuck that shit
I've seen better heroine in Angel’s drug stashes
Hate to tell you, but life ain’t anime, Un
You’re not an Alphys, this fish is a betta
Your fans harassing lets players, is what's getting them off?
I'll do what Markiplier couldn't and finish you off

[Undyne the Undying]
The wind howls, as the waterfall flows
The tragic tale of our people, started long long ago
No, why don’t I spare you with the details of our kind
When I could spear you and put X’s on both your eyes cuz YOU’RE GONNA DIE
I’m Undyne the undying, run for your life
Out for LV but you get none, CUT like a lime
You’re a friendless, self loathing, punk, I despise
Like a trust fall, you let down everyone in your life
I’m the crime fighter, putting Charlie's Angel in her place
Here's a jape, I’ll play a game of tic tac toe on your face!
LETS FINISH THIS, no one can deter my determination 
Even Papyrus’s pasta ain’t as tasteless as your name is

[Vaggie]
You got that out? You’re pathetic, you know that?
They call it under tail cuz you can’t get your head out your own ass
You melted away like your house cooking, when you tried stopping Frisk
I saved a kid from monsters, you could barely save a Monster Kid
I’d rather do battle with Shyren, at least her lyrics hit hard
This fish tanked, and you wanna put me in a box?
This angel turned you into dust, like the human did
Kept an eye out for Papyrus, now both of you are pupil-less

Vaggie vs Undyne (Hazbin Hotel vs Undertale) - Ego Rap Battles

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Vaggie vs Undyne (Hazbin Hotel vs Undertale) - Ego Rap Battles

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