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I just realised only true Doni Bobes fans actually listen to this

POOPITY SKI  - A Minecraft Original Song By Doni Bobes

Super Mario 64 Original Soundtrack

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ColeTheCole as Batman Beyond
Yukigloom as Apollo Justice
Mr. Tibbs as Bruce Wayne
Rosenthal as Phoenix Wright

Terry:
This how far they had to stretch to make a legal career look fun?
I'd say you're all 15 years too old to play with finger guns
So you're the toilet cleaner, huh? Very un-schway
Here I thought I saw the last of the Royal Flush Gang
There's only room for one Horned Demon in Gotham, move over
I'm like your boss playing Poker, how I'm discarding of Jokerz
But if Ms. Barbara Gordon wants to keep death tolls low
She should just lock up your whole firm next time you go to see a show
And after playing through your prehistoric games
I hate to add to the oppression to your defense lawyеr's face
So get lost, like you did from thе mom who left you behind
Take it from the Bat, pal, Lady Justice is blind!

Apollo:
The defense calls to the stand one Mr. Batman!
Or to say his full name Terry...Buhlatrappen!
Take That! Don't lie to me like I'm Dana
An execution date's not one you can bail on
Your test scores are barely worth an F for Effort
Was three months not enough in the detention center?
And you failed to save the friend who made you commit crimes
Give this battle up, you already lost Big Time!
And don't you try to cheat this court like its your girlfriend
You coulda called a recess before you went and took Ten
You're packing quite the rap sheet, so lets get down to business
The best in any district, can I get a witness?

Terry:
Do you have to scream every time you speak?
Those "Chords of Steel" are loud enough to drown out Shriek
I almost fell asleep, and for me that's hard to come by
I'm sure that pirate looks helped you get lots of shut-eye

Apollo:
Spending nights running errands as Bruce's heart gets worse
Don't try to hide it! Lost the angst, you're a billion dollar nurse
The defense alleges they only gave you Wayne's things
Cuz Alfred Beyond didn't carry the same Ring

Terry:
You'd make a great Robin, us bats work in shadows
And two thirds of your trilogy had Wright's name attached, so
You're tagged in like a relay but with four parents missing
Only sport's your winning is the Orphan Olympics

Apollo:
Wanna fight dirty now? Both you and your late dad
Failed to stop the same man in spite of your best efforts
I guess its only fitting Batman never got Powers
But THAT many screw ups must be a McGinnis world record!

Bruce Wayne:
Don't let him bluff, break his focus McGinnis...

Terry:
Oh, I'm not out of tricks yet, Mr. Wayne! Hit it!
I rock on like the Gavinners so back off
You're only called the Ace cuz you act like Trucy's lapdog
Carried by a dead man, carried by the Matrix
Kid, you're even carried by your mom's friendship bracelet
Saw courtroom #4, go blast off in front of Starbuck
But if you wanna talk about a case...UR-1!
Your friend died so you started crashing and burning
And one space mission turned you into Apollo 13!
Your mentor forged evidence to win big in court
But in the dark age of the law, my mentor forged the torch
And then he passed it down to me: The Batman Gotham needs
So I think I'll have to pass on the Little Justice League!

Apollo:
My bracelet is reacting...

Phoenix:
Now see through his trash talk
And end him off like his show did, with the mask off

Apollo:
End him like his show did...? Once I have him figured out
He'll be left like the Joker when the chips are down!
There! Now I'll cut through all his lies!
I am Apollo Justice, and I'm fine!
The Bat Gotham needs crap? I don't quite believe that
You sweat more than directors asked about your big screen plans
Just 3 seasons and you had your show on TV scrapped?
You've been executed by your own DC Act!
You lived your whole live teeming with your boss' DNA!
As Cadmus pulled your strings like the Guitar's Serenade
These are my closing statements and now I rest my case
Another Batman's been crushed by the last words of an Ace!

Apollo Justice vs Batman Beyond. Snakebite Rap Battles

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POOPITY SKI - A Minecraft Original Song By Doni Bobes

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