Is this the real life?
Is this EIPP?
Caught in a rockslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the Gravity
I'm just a Pokemon, I no sympathy
(The weather's easy come, easy go, little sun, little snow)
Any way Terrain goes, doesn't really matter to me
To me

Mama, just killed a 'Mon
Didn't know what team he's on
Sent my move and now he's gone
Mama, the turn had just begun
But now I've gone and Flung it all away
Mama, ooh (any way Terrain goes)
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not logged back on this time tomorrow, U-Turn on, U-Turn on
'Cause it's not worth fifty dollars

Too late, the deadline's come
Sheer Cold shivers down my spine
Why's it start at my bedtime?
Goodbye, everybody, I'm dead this turn
The Gallade broke my Protect and now I'm screwed
Mama, ooh (any way Terrain goes)
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never signed up at all

I see a way for me to pick up a KO
(Celebi! Hatterene! Will you give me a Screen now?)
Thunderbolts and Ice Beams, very very frightening me!
Melloetta (Celesteela) Ursaluna (Regigigas) 
Tapu Fini let me go!
Tapu Koko (o, o, o, o)
I'm just a baby, nobody hit me!
He's just a baby with a small BST! 
Spare him his life from your monstrous HP!
Easy come, easy go, can I get KO?
Arceus, no! You won't get a KO (A KO!)
Arceus! You won't get a KO (A KO!)
Arceus! You won't get a KO (A KO!)
Will not get KO (A KO!)
Will not get KO (A KO!)
Tapu Koko!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Mamma mia mamma mia
Can you give me this KO?
The Bellibolt has a Discharge put aside for me (for me, for me!)

*Hatsune Miku doing her very best to do the guitar riff*

So you think you can backstab my team with a lie?
So you think you can flinch me and leave me to die?
Ooh, maybe
Please don't get a crit, baby
Just gotta Protect
Cowering until the way's clear

*Miku once again does her best to make guitar noises*

Ooh, yeah
Ooh, yeah
All of this is silly, anyone can see
This whole thing is silly
Thanks for playing this game with me

Think I just got KO'd...

eipphemian rhapsody