Mort Birthday Song

DrunkenAssMAster Birthday  Song

Embarrassing instrumental with a sad, relaxed vibe in tribute to my first Tele. This sucks like you wouldn't believe. Gilmour wishes he was this "relaxed" with his timing and tempo.

Watches While You Poop

Requiem for a cheap tele

Part Tommy-era Who, part crap. This is the second movement of my magnum Opus Capriccio #1. An illustration of the travails of modern life through Ballet-Rock sensitivities.
As badly played and recorded as you would expect.

The Broken Stall: Bathroom Stories Of Poo And Golden Flying Penises

Magnum Opus Capriccio #1: 02-  Allegro Andante Con Guacamole

Third movement of the magnum "Opus Capriccio No.1"  that will make musical history one day. This is the moody psychedelic part, and as all pretentious pieces of crap in conceptual albums go, it's also total garbage.
This arose from a badly played  riff on a tele recorded acoustically on an iphone (the part that sounds like nails on a chalkboard) and piano parts from a free app. It also has all the timing and harmonic issues you would expect from an inept idiot.

Magnum Opus Capriccio #1: 03- Paint Thinner Fumes

Short and absolutely predictable ditty that serves as the fourth part of the magnum Opus Capriccio No.1. It attempts to illustrate the misgivings of the human psyche in a world full of your mama.

I just wanted to try my shiny new cheapo Gretsch Pro Jet, so I just played (badly) the easiest arpeggios I could rip off from early Rush songs.

Magnum Opus Capriccio #1: 04- The Golden Flying COCKE

A collection of every badly played cliche, played even more badly and worse recorded. Notice the highly compressed, clipping sound; an indictment on the loudness war.  A study on stereotypes and irony, featuring extreme ineptitude and timing issues. Works best with lyrics including the words "rain", "heart", "eyes", "baby" and lots of patience

Songs Of The Lame

Inept Powerballad

The culmination of the mighty Opus Capriccio No.1. This is a heavier reworking of the descending chords on part two, except more monotonous. It's suddenly interrupted by "flushed", which is just utter crap, and nobody should listen to this.

Magnum Opus Capriccio #1: 05- Allegro Andante Con Metal / Flushed!

Back In Black (Backing trk) (Dry)

Overdubbing some dumb riffs on jivejust's base ryhtm track

El Cruncho