Name: You Give Pilots A Bad Name (Parody Of Bon Jovi) by Elementz_
Duration: 3 min 46 s
Description: Another Elite Dangerous Tune, based on You Give Love A Bad Name

Hey all! Sorry for the delay on mixes/remixes but I have been on a collective burnout and only recently been working on themes again

This theme was a request from TheRebelOfTime AKA Rebellious Projects who asked for a new theme for his doctor who fan series, 

This theme is FREE TO USE! Please make sure to provide credit to me, Doctor_m1ck/Dalek Who and Dalekium

thank you to all my mates and everyone in the doctor who remix society that helped me with advice and feedback on this theme.

Hope you enjoy this mix! See you again soon :)

©️BBC. ©️Radiophonic Workshop. ©️Delia Derbyshire. ©️RedMakesMusic  2021.  ©️Ron Grainer ©️Doctor M1ck Isolations 2021. ©️Dalek Who Isolations 2021.

Doctor Who: Time Ends Here

This is the edited version of the Warframe "Tenno Tune" contest entry. By editing I mean; source material was not swapped out or exchanged, only post-production applied. Enjoy sounds more crisp, more clear, more chunky and louder altogether - in order to hear the mistakes even better! *shudder*
Editing doesn't make me sing or play better, as I refuse to use autotuners, pitch-shifts, time-stretches on a large scale. Editing soundwaves to the 10.000th of a second is nothing I'd do for a recording like this - a demo.

There will be a new version some time soon, completely redone, around 5 minutes long with properly sung and recorded vocals, flawlessly played guitar and a better sounding drum computer. With more lyrics! Speaking of lyrics, here they are:

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Excalibur while the first on board,
still doesn't know how to hold a sword.
Look at Valkyr scream and shout,
she fails to gauge your eyeballs out.

Ash and Loki always compete,
who has the better stealth to beat.
Frost chills at the cryopod,
while Nekros desecrates the lot.

For real Nyx is a pacifist,
lets others fight with a Chaos twist.
To smite or heal he can't decide,
Oberon turns against the tide.

Oh snap, Nova is bored - everybody run and scatter!
A wormhole is not a place to drop... antimatter.

The Origin system is a messy space
Grineer and Corpus all over the place
Sometimes the Infested drop by
Are they on a futile quest to find apple-pie?
(and cuddles!)

I wouldn't date Volt if I were you,
who knows what else Overload could do?
Boy beware if you hit on Ember,
she sets more than your heart on fire.

Mag has got a Crush on me,
with her Pull she won't let me be.
Saryn kills shaking her hips,
but Rhino doesn't need any fancy tricks.

With Vortex Vauban piles up loot,
Trinity makes any difficulty moot.
Banshee does not like this song,
her perfect pitch hears every wrong.

Rockstar Zephyr needs stagediving advertence:
Tailwind - Divebomb - Turbulence!

The Origin system is a messy space,
Yet Lotus is guiding the Tenno with grace
Who is this Stalker and why does he aim to kill?
Does Darvo have a girlfriend? (Lotus?) Will he offer a new deal?

Orokin rock!

Orokin Rock v1.5

Another Elite Dangerous Tune, based on You Give Love A Bad Name

You Give Pilots A Bad Name (Parody Of Bon Jovi)

V1

Don't wanna be a federal idiot
don't wanna be a Hudson Affiliate
You might think the Corvette looks brilliant
But my Prismatic shields are resilient

CHORUS

Wecome to the Imperial nation
We got better ships in our stations
So make sure that you have your rebuy

Undermining, Stopping Expansion
feds exploding gives me satisfaction
We're gonna make you wanna cry

V2

Well maybe I'm a biased Imperial
But we don't welcome Federation ships at all
and If we see you out in supercruise
We Got our clippers out you know your gonna lose

CHORUS

Wecome to the Imperial nation
We got better ships in our stations
So make sure that you have your rebuy

Undermining, Stopping Expansion
feds exploding gives me satisfaction
We're gonna make you wanna cry 

V3

Don't wanna be a federal idiot
don't wanna be a Hudson Affiliate
You might think the Corvette looks brilliant
But your still a federation idiot

CHORUS

Wecome to the Imperial nation
We got better ships in our stations
So make sure that you have your rebuy

Undermining, Stopping Expansion
feds exploding gives me satisfaction
We're gonna make you wanna cry


FEDERAL IDIOT - An Elite Dangerous Parody of American Idiot by Green Day

Wo-oh oh oh oh wo-oh oh oh oh wo-oh wooh oh

Flying in my Viper Mk3
Buzzing round the res sites like an angry bee
Shooting every pirate I can see
Actually I'm following local security
I got my ship kit and my lasers coloured 
Got my ship skin and topgun glasses on
I'm the biggest killer you'll meet
But you'll never  see me cause I play in solo

Viper bites so fast and deep you'll be on your knees
Venom coursing through your veins will bring you down
Will bring you down, will bring you down
Viper bites so fast and deep you'll be on your knees
Venom coursing through your veins will bring you down
Will bring you down, will bring you down	
				
Wo-oh oh oh oh wo-oh oh oh oh wo-oh wooh oh

Sailing into a CGI, I got my radar filled with that tasty cargo
Trying it in open for a second or three
And get my ass whipped, like I'm plain Escargo 
I got enhanced speed and my hulls so plated
I kill thargoids, solo and thats a fact (no its not)
I wish Gluttony Fang was me
But i'm more just gluttony, always too greedy.

Viper bites so fast and deep you'll be on your knees
Venom coursing through your veins will bring you down
Will bring you down, will bring you down
Viper bites so fast and deep you'll be on your knees
Venom coursing through your veins will bring you down
Will bring you down, will bring you down	
				
Wo-oh oh oh oh wo-oh oh oh oh wo-oh wo-oh oh repeat....

7 Flying In My Viper Mk3

It was cold I was freezing, I'd had too much booze,
So I thought I would park up my cow for the night,
She was packed to the gills with rare goods I had saved,
Yes a big haul of Arx's for my lady,
My coms panel opened a voice said 'Ha-har',
'now give me 10tons of your loot',
I was stubborn and drunk and would not give this punk
Not one penny so i blew it all....

My lady was hoping for riches that night, with no rebuy i was down on my knees,
But she just walked away from that empty ship bay,
She said 'you're not the man that i need'.

So i turned to the dark side, I hardened my heart,
Oh yes a mean pirate I'd be,
I flew out of that station and into this song,
Yes I knew I had found what I'd be.

I was flying my cobra right out of Kremmain with a hold full of Lavian brandy,
I was swigging so deeply from my Hutton Mug with the rare smell of Onion-Head round me.
Maybe I'll find a girl in Frigaha one night, who'll put up with my pirating ways,
But until then I'll drink from this old Hutton mug,
and I hope that I'll meet her one day.

One day, Christmas day
Oh I'll win back your heart with my gold and my charms,
Oh one day, Christmas day,
But until then i'll keep on my pirating ways waheeey

So I cooled down my Cobra and silent ran home
and sold all of my Lavian Brandy
Had some Pink Bast Snake Gin just to give me a grin and a puff of that Onion-Head gladly.

Maybe I'll find a girl in Frigaha one day, who'll put up with my pirating ways,
But until then I'll drink from this old Hutton mug,
and I hope that I'll meet her one day.

One day, Christmas day
Oh I'll win back your heart with my gold and my charms,
Oh one day, Christmas day,
But until then I'll keep on my pirating ways
Oh one day, Christmas day
Oh I'll win back your heart with my gold and my Arx's,
Oh one day, Christmas day,
But until then I'll keep on my pirating ways...

6 Lavian Brandy

If you got the wings and the rebuy  deal with us
Small ship to big its first past the post 
Every bodies lined up staring at the slot gap
Smiling  at those glasses with the topgun faces on

Pitch fork waving at the neutron thruster boy
Boost to the max as we skittle off the toaster rack
Turn baby turn before you even think about it
Gotta be slick like an oil tanker spewing it
    
We got the speed indeed
We're racing round this galaxy
Hop onboard with Elite Racers..... everyone flying high
We got the speed indeed
We're racing round this galaxy
Hop onboard with Elite Racers..... everyone flying

So you learned the way of the boost addict
Waiting for the charge lines even when your sleeping in your bed
In your head all you see is the raceway turning
Pulling on that boost  finger in yo dreams

Get in the flow like an neutron dipper boy
You know they gonna hit ya if you get in their way
Spin like a record baby FA off can send you crazy
This is the whip crack on your slow ass

We got the speed indeed
We're racing round this galaxy
Hop onboard with Elite Racers..... everyone flying high
We got the speed indeed
We're racing round this galaxy
Hop onboard with Elite Racers..... everyone flying

SFX

So you jump in the games at the Sandy Ring Raceway
Lose an eagles at Zelano too 
The Farseer classic makes you feel quite  tragic but you finally get That feeling yeah yoo
Chasing all the pack at the Squirrels Nest Bar
Racing to the front at the Qarato too
You set the pace at the Kuiper Raceway
Every-bodies talking, talking bout you   

We got the speed indeed
We're racing round this galaxy
Hop onboard with Elite Racers..... everyone flying high
We got the speed indeed
We're racing round this galaxy
Hop onboard with Elite Racers..... everyone flying

5 Elite Racers

Give me everything in your cargo hold,
I am willing not to blow you away (and all this can end),
You can jump but you can't hide from my scanning eyes,
This day you have become my prey.

Been searching for those ships with a mining laser,
Heading back to sell all their wares,
Interdiction it is starting to spin me out, 
So I hope you've started saying your prayers.

Low temperature diamonds incoming,
Hatch breaker limpet on its way,
Low temperature diamonds incoming,
I got this feeling that today is payday.
Yeah gimme gimme gimme.


Been searching for an anarchy system for so long,
One with agriculture and boom,
The charts are bare the galaxy seems so happy now,
But pirates always make their own room.

Locked in and turning to pull you out of cruise,
Then I take a shield or two,
Thrusters off you tumble and jump away,
But you know that I'm coming for you.

Low temperature diamonds incoming
Hatch breaker limpet on its way
Low temperature diamonds incoming
I got this feeling today is payday...

4 Low Temperature Diamonds Incoming

There's a light in the night,
And it wont go out, 
Now I found you,
There's a heat so close ,
That I never feel cold,
Now I found you. 

I was alone,
Out in the dark,
Then I saw, 
Hollow squares,
All around oh oh.	  

Now the comm's call my name every night, now I found you in the depths gazing brightly at the neutron star,  
We share the feels scooping jet cones leaping to the edges of the night,
Oh Oh.

I was alone,
Out in the dark ,
Then I saw, 
hollow squares, 
all around oh oh.
    
I was alone,
Out in the dark,
heaven was,
heaven was, 
all around oh oh.

Lets jump together, 
Lets jump together.

Together,
Together,
Together.

Oh ee oh,
See the drives blink oh,
Everyone's a soul,
On a new path,  
On a brave line.

Feel the engines roar,
Lets engage it all,
Feel the new ride, 
As we all inter-twine.

Lets jump lets jump together....

15 Let's Jump Together

I sat there just going back and forth in this old boat,
Just like a ship in a bottle,
You came round hopped on the bridge and took command,
And so we sailed into the night.

I couldn't set a course on my own,
Didn't know which way was the north star, 
Or even Sagitarrius A.

I couldn't care at all on my own,
Didn't know which way was the north star,
Or even Sagittaruius A.

We set sail, not on a rough sea but just floating free from the bottle,
And you said 'lets just see, where the jump takes us oh together, lets jump together'.

And the systems fell we scanned them all,
We put our names against those first discoveries,
Wonderful memories.

The sectors passed we owned them all,
Some phenomenon where notable,
We took some shots to show our friends,
Some things they wont believe...

Oh the things that I have seen,
Oh the places I have been,
Oh I have crossed the void,
They wont believe.

Yeah i have looked into the eye ,
Yeah I've grown a lot since you oh hopped aboard that night.

I sat there, just going back and forth, in this old boat,
Just like a ship in a bottle,
You came round hopped on the bridge and took command,
And so we sailed into the night....

14 Ship In A Bottle

I bought a ship down the Pleiades way
Oh lord Oh lordy
Every credit I had I did pay
Oh lordy no
I fitted her out with the best in the dock
Oh Lordy Oh lordy
None of the gankers could call me a fool today
Oh Lord Now
I don't need a rebuy!
Yes you need a rebuy!
Oh my shields are dropping and my hulls in little pieces...

If you buyin a big ship today
Oh Lordy Oh Lordy  
Keep some credit for you to repay
Oh Lordy lordy Ah
So when your hull does disentegrate
Oh Lordy Oh Lordy
Your rebuy keeps you playing the game hooray
Oh Lordy
Do I need a rebuy?
Yes you need a rebuy?
Always have a rebuy?
Always have a rebuy?
Always have a rebuy?
Or it will be bye bye.........

Always Have A Rebuy- Elite Sea Shanty 2

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You Give Pilots A Bad Name (Parody Of Bon Jovi)

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