puter troubles

beat from @dicepticon
summoned old spamtec ytcracker mixtape 2k3 vibe

still unique
i see im lighting up the discord every time i speak
be like troy hunt when the data leak
cause im pulling all these passes got the collection complete
yuh you foolish if you think a hacker simping
take a gander at my gamer gear the glow that it be glinting
save your onlyfans for a lonely man
buy a pony man
im busy mixing in my sony cans
pushing phony cams

that telemetry get entered into splunk
and i used to be an idiot whenever i was drunk
i cant help but think about it when im dealing with these issues
but its sad that i dont even miss you, on god

vulnerability management
still handle shit
hot up on the wax and im keeping all the candles lit -
im meditating on the habits i destroyed
and i feel like leonidas when i kick em in the void

probably stronger than i ever was
now im running more daemons than the devil cuz
hack celebrity elected by default -
touch electric so i might inject a fault
i protect my cult from the forces of the federal
typing in my iterm munching on an edible
network impenetrable its like im airgapped
watching all these newbies use the internet bareback

honey come home and the money gone
honeycomb hexagon hexadecimal upper echelon
byte into the honeypot the guests are on
armed like a nexplanon
yes the COM serve like a restaurant
telling all the jakes in my surroundings
if they want the bounties listen to my soundings - 
modprobe on the kernel keep it chambered
loglevel 4 for the danger, i warned ya

vulnerability management
still handle shit
hot up on the wax and im keeping all the candles lit -
im meditating on the habits i destroyed
and i feel like leonidas when i kick em in the void

run a fierce inventory on my ego
inline cgo unsafe for the tuxedo
my libido shoot first like im greedo
fucking up these chips keep it loco dorito
i remediate and keep it moving like im BB-8
rolling in the deep so you know adele appreciate
all the gs i make hacking gibsons on the daily
slang my zero day to an israeli, l'chaim

holler at my warriors on amazon chime
publish all my findings in the room titled crime
assign a CVE if it deserve one 
if its an absurd one ill flip it like a bird son

vulnerability management

ytcracker - vulnerability management

produced by heath stone (twitter.com/heathstone_)

who dat - buck fifty on the dash
ledger swinging on my chain saying i dont carry cash
yeainknow (yeainknow)
living like a crypto kingpin on the beach
with the maxed out stats in hacking and speech
yeainknow (yeainknow)

universal serial bust new material
nerdcore imperial wireshark from ethereal
respect the russians on they REvil knievel -
charity decryption be a man of the people
travel at the speed of light on these electrons
im an engineer i write all these directions
even though they slept on me im executing
im the touring alan turing the rap god of computing

i keep rounds in the chamber in case the opps coming
i keep kilograms of pot in case the thots coming
i got fully undetected malware manycast
i can load up on your box and drain your metamask
every backbone every continent i keep a node
with a tarball waiting for the word to explode -
im the DG's michael franzese
hacker expertise on the board of trustees yeainknow

universal asynchronous receive transmit 
all of you who aint down with us can eat sand which
silicon don with a test clip and probes
keep coming with these hits to blow your ear lobes?
semaphores open like pores in the process
running all my chores with cores in my closets
blockchain deposits confirm my kingdom
dont talk about accomplishments i just sing them

quarantine the natural state of my disciples
commit our crime on keys and we dont need no rifles
working remote since vnc was invented
we keep our method close defense if we dependent
on our exploits shout out to my hackers in the struggle
making bread getting fed all up in this nerdy jungle
yeainknow (yeainknow)
yeainknow (yeainknow)

ytcracker - yeainknow

beat by heath stone (twitter.com/heathstone_)

black hoodie
when i slip this on push a zero click own
malicious messaging to strip your phone
of all the data i need to satiate my greed
im a pure breed of the petabyte -
and i control the serve like a waiter might
i keep my cool like a case fan - spinning
aint a facet of this game right here i aint winning

aviators with the mirror coat
reflect the colors of the code i wrote
get an analyst invested give it all he got
see him stressing while he messing with my polyglot
with the binary loaded up in ghidra
screaming at the screen aint a bug its a feature
chew a golden teacher bit of microdose to lift
all the modules in the mobile code the kotlin and the swift

got that delorian drip im breezing through time
with an external clock source sitting in line
you can reverse or rewind but the game is the same
and the microcode flows like tears in the rain

black balaclava
ysoserial a gadget chain in java
another robber with a targeted plan
and then we infiltrate escape into a car or a van
on the narrowband decoding all your p25
and we tracking all your movements you wont take us alive
we on that red team vibe got a sack full of toys
polluting all the models adversarial noise

what you wearing
i got my uniform on arm out the mclaren
normies all staring asking how the dude do it
built an empire off of puters i rooted

ytcracker - uniform

beat by freshley crusher

bitch im hella based (based)
with a base64 string sitting up in my copy paste
and its laced with that hexideci for whoever test me
everyone i xss be getting tasty on my testes
im remote executing (executing)
military mobile menace and my soldiers still saluting
wake up in another country in another major city
and the entourage that with me keep it moving like a giphy (giphy)

check your pull request (request)
i start fuzzing all these modules then i offset the address
using berkeley packet filters on that chain like i was chompie 
man im grooming all these pages like im folding origami (gami)
this is not a game (a game)
i dont care how many letters that you got after your name
ive been embarrassing academics since i was a child
and most of you professionals dont cut in the wild

(yung innanet sample)
all i want in life is root ya dig (dig)

server-side request forgery (forgery)
full read and im hoping that these admins dont get bored of me
cause im boring a few holes in their environment
sending all these white hats to an early retirement
catch me slinging packs (packs)
filthy packet that i broadcast out to each one of your MACs
then i exfiltrate the booty with the code i got from spooky
im dependency injecting in your python and your ruby

leaving with the data (data)
still the same credentials when your app was still in beta
root certificate is sitting in a folder now its mine
locked and loaded with a payload that i coded now itssigned
know im always watching (im watching)
im gon modify an airtag stick it in your spare bag
then im following like gollum (like gollum)
im a lord of the Ring but i started from the bottom

ytcracker - dirty code

i been known to be chasing on occasion
these ladies trying to seek an arrangement
receive a payment for their time and their energy fields
and if i feel them i dont mind if im peeling dollars off
i got that goodwill game if you a charity case
its like the march of dimes with a march of dimes
in between im pulling computer crimes to keep my bank flush
command and control the flank in with that tank rush

tell me what your dreams and ambitions are
do you need a new car? are college admissions hard?
i make my bacon staking coins so i can get my loins spread
shoot my eggs in many baskets so i beat the point spread

do you need your bills covered? i got you baby
i can be a good lover just as long you isnt crazy
i keep my wallet fat same as my wallet.dat
ill be your benefactor ytcracker got your back

im investing in their future and they trying to guide
me to the dark side bonafide hustlers indeed
and if they keep up with my speed i just ask what they need
minus that gordon gecko greed cause ill just pay em to leave
and the ones i keep around throw it down like they love me
when the money changing hands they dont leave so abruptly
i wine em dine em in the finest of districts
then they show me what is possible flip me like a dip switch

they turn me on with their lucky charm
and if im lucky they might stay until the morning alarm
their time is money and i dont wanna be wasting it sleeping 
im still a gentleman ill pay for the weekend

do you need your bills covered? i got you baby
i can be a good lover just as long you isnt crazy
i keep my wallet fat same as my wallet.dat
ill be your benefactor ytcracker got your back

its cheaper than a therapist and cheaper than drugs
and i can pay it with the dollars that i made hunting bugs
and you can judge if you feel like i am taking advantage
but i managed to make this money cause im not average
i can spend it like i wanna til im rocking the dentures
in a walker taking all my girls on all these adventures
call me carnegie im carving it loose
carting philanthropic profit like a carton of juice bitch

ytcracker - benefactor

beat produced by heath stone

i remember way back when
a precocious young thug didnt keep no friends
didnt get much love i just stayed in the shadows
waging my battles sharpened my craft on the adults
on the internet i would outsmart outwit -
along with the handles in my outfit
and on god most of yall out there whining
the same ones told me im wasting my time and

everybody think they smart - think they deserve
a rari in the garage and a lambo on the curb
but you aint paid no kinda dues
get a stimulus check and you spent it on shoes
is it my fault that you picked a degree in the arts but you suck
at everything you touch?
is it my problem that your credit card is tapped to the max
cuz your ass cant hack?

tired of all these motherfucking normies bitchin
that they aint making six figures working in a kitchen
man they tripping i got 10000 hours logged in 10000 things
making 10000 dollars every time my phone rings

still getting mailbox money
from a spam campaign i sent back in 2020
and that seo traffic that i cornered in a market
still got them people searching dox on the darknet
meanwhile everyone complaining bout their wages
you aint making shit while im making web pages -
why cant you adapt to the future?
job gon be automated soon fucking loser

slightly sick of all this brainy shit im doing
getting used by a bunch of idiots who aint improving
anything up on this planet and just want it all for free
because they just aint smart enough to make it on the streets
student loans in a bunch of worthless fields you indebted
while my code running clean on these circuits sit embedded
in devices in your houses on this internet i rule
and i never took a handout never graduated school -

so all you mediocre muggles take a seat
im compensated for my talent in the presidential suite -
and while im writing robots to replace you cause you worthless
you should learn to code or find yourself a better purpose (because)

the world dont need another barista
the world dont need another philosophy teacher
the world dont need another alcoholic writer
the world dont need another soundcloud biter
i just wanna live with terminator in the trap
with a home so smart im getting brain in my lap
no cap no gas put a lazy bitch on blast
til a robot come along and do your job twice as fast

ytcracker - robots will definitely take your job

nop slide to the address
stretch your system like spandex
with the spamtec bandits
ima heap spray RAM like a canvas
fucking with them root transits
i got my caps on gay
and itunes on the coldplay
meepsheep with the 0day
gn double a ok dongforce; smoke blunts in a broquet

irssi best client
scroll a macro real giant
sitting in the channel getting mad defiant
im the man with that can spam compliant
i got that tommy wiseau
director of the room when i spit flow
saying weev should be chillin in gitmo
cuz the mans afraid of gay nays when they raise the crypto

i speak your language 
cuz ive tangled with the dangers
a computer security ranger
lamb of spam from the manger straight sql exchanger
shake your hand with a bad cert
when im sitting on your network
rocking threads like a sweatshirt
if you aint play whats your bet worth?
in the game i claim internet birth

strawberry cough in the vessel
pebble watch with the steel bezel
swat snitches with that next level
method on the phone system with that kext metal
break tumblr with a cross site scripting
stop you short like cal ripken
bitches be tripping my if() then
style is so uplifting so get them albums
and get to listening

american telephone telegraph took a bath
dropped a bot on their environment path
got a password sniffer tactics a hat trick
three different ways to own phones with magic
with this piece of plastic i hack shit
blaze these aids with mo flows and cat shit
toxoplasmosis on the gadgets
parasite my righteous habits

do my damage mayor of bantown
and who love scarves like jackson brown?
i got it down - cool my CPU let it drown
in the fluid - lead me right to it
who else goin do it? vap0rs MIA
and the other internet nerds wont say
they just set their status away and dodge it
hit replay on the hobbit internet comment 
cuz its easier than preaching the vomit

spit shit like i was huffing jenkem
commander outrank em jay said to watch the kingdom
already #antisecced and linked them
so i gotta load up LFN and out think them
the big drum beats crash like mt gox
and the government seize and freeze
people get their assets locked
with a no knock warrant to your mining spot
gangnet bitches represent the fuck you got

ytcracker - welcome to the get along gang (free dl hacker shit)

beat by @dicepticon
lyrics are too long for description

https://genius.com/Ytcracker-git-init-lyrics

ytcracker - git init

beat by freshley crusher

ooo i got the ubertooth booming
signal through the air like ay what you doin
bitch im in your neighborhood wreck and ruin
every single device while they lease renewing
yuhhh i see your MAC address flex
bitch im on the wireshark seeing who next
promiscuous mode i aint talking bout sex
peep them ethernet frames god bless

sure i keep that de-auth on me
knocking you off base stations sorry
snagging all them handshakes guts to glory
want some inspiration read my story
yarrr im still a pirate matey
radio frequency so wavy
bitch im on a mission to steal your lady
cover spectrums like gravy baby 

3d printer with the filament
print a handcuff key dg keep it militant -
yea we killing it engineer the cluster
hacker outlaw in a black hat and duster
throwies in the belt loop - i got the swell loot
fire up the cell scoop imsi catcher 
hit so hard signal put you in a stretcher
wireless architecture lecture

i scan bands with prejudice
1 6 11 for that old school venomous -
modulating with the filter on the band pass
generator on and its using all my damn gas -
fast fourier transform
noise in the hopper bout to blast a storm
all my enemies they cower at my transmit power
until i turn it up at the top of the hour

ytcracker - wireshark(seauxleaux)

lol algorithms

i'm a bit of a curator connoisseur
of the decadent depraved with a dash of andy tate
trying to tell me to get laid and i need a billion buildings
otherwise i'll be a failure and i'll be up in my feelings
i got callouses up on my thumb from all my scrolling
and my wrist is getting tired from this phone i keep on holding
(fuck it) baby keep it rolling mama didn't raise no quitter
i can feed my algorithm while i bang the babysitter

i got gangstalkers filling up my home page -
i got hackers on here talking about 0days
i got a lady smoking methamphetamine out of her pipe
got a deepfake of the president created by the right -
and i've been getting ads for these shirts to hide my tummy
but i look down at my belly and i don't see nothing funny -
ima keep it swiping i'm addicted i'm a fiend
it's my ADHD medicine presented on a screen

i built this shit brick by brick -
give the algorithm one more click
only one more reel til i get my fix
then it's on to the next platform on my list

another goth baddie on my explore tab
dressed in lingerie trying to get me to her page
bitch i'm trying to get laid i don't need all of these steps
and i know your boyfriend reading all your DMs and your texts
pages and pages i'm scrolling through these asians
falling down the elevator shaft into the basement
hey i like your car what do you do for a living?
i do a bunch of different things to keep this vehicle, pimpin

they tell me to buy real estate they tell me to rent it -
they tell me every woman is a slut and defend it
they tell me stay independent because a major is danger
and they'll be blowing up your spot like it's a hezbollah pager
i feel like everything i'm getting fed is garbage to kill me
at least it keep me entertained because it's garbage ya feel me
fuck it, touch the app again and resume the process
oh look it's a new yorker and he's selling some watches! uh

ytcracker - brick by brick

yea - im spinning in my chair
working on a document for people who werent there
sev2 escalation it keep filling up my inbox
cause the ELB keep slicing out these ultra thin blocks
'nother risk averted got me feeling like a hero 
while i interrupt the kernel switch that NX bit to zero
check the b roll i been beating up this system pimpin -
my autism winning you wont ever catch me slipping

i been training in the mountains man my breath control is bout it
i been waiting for these concepts in my head to get more crowded
just so i can go from brain to banger park a plane up in the hangar
pull out in that slab and get to rolling on them swangers (yuh)
fix it felix bitch i break it then i peel it
then i patch it all my homies man they keep it just as ratchet
we will c walk on a CPU - have our cake and eat it too
spinning in your herman millers wonder why we beating you

how the hell does this hacker stay admin
on all of these computers that his malware's ran in?
yea - i'm trying to live forever
try to let these normies know nobody do it better
call him the corsair captain
keyboard in his hands leave you wondering what happened
yea - i'm trying to live forever
try to let these normies know nobody do it better

when the sun goes down is when i'm doing all that dirty dirty
hacking on a gibson while i'm chilling with a pretty girly
when the leds are blinking bring that system to the brink and
push it harder thats the hacker motto
try to automate the tasks that you repeating to keep eating on this circuit
need to understand assembly but don't need to beat it perfect -
tips and tricks that leave my lips i double down on
and i don't borrow trouble wanna be the one you count on

rest in peace to kms and killabit and hatter
yea we might of had our differences but none of that'll matter
cause i'll see you up in hacker heaven Spam God got His Holy Reverend
anti didi all my DGs live eternal playing wordle
i will honor all my fallen soldiers be the model
with all the crypto in a wallet that the homie HODL
finish a document then put it out to publish
so all of my detractors get to feel me when i dump this asking

ytcracker - corsair captain

i've been known to vibe
with members of my tribe
present them with my slides
i keep on my hard drive
around the world we fly
ian aero the seats guy
hit the maximum retries
on the burp when the beat dies

i'm coming for the glooooobe and everything in it -
commander with a squad full of starship lieutenants
we keep that /flipper flipper/ - loaded and locked
so we can change the television at the bar on the jocks

i'm never stepping down in voltage so consider me shocked
and i'm still weaving through these wires and adjusting these pots
i'm hacking biiiiitch you know we ain't playing
sitting on your network bout to go super saiyan
all my recon and tools and my proxies and pools
all sit loaded up on shell accounts at various schools
and all these columns and rows of immaculate flows
hacker poetry prose hit it right on the nose

i'm blowing flower
deep in shinagawa
feeling like a (samurai) warrior (samurai)
uchigatanas
stuffed in my pajamas
for swinging at the bands like a (samurai)
we are (samurai)
the keyboard cowboys
if you see us coming better focus (focus)
i'm blowing flower
deep in shinagawa
feeling like a (samurai) warrior (samurai)

egg salad sandwich wrapper sitting in my vest top
carry round my garbage like its sitting on my desktop
exit the train at the next stop hit the markets
sifting through components i can use against my targets
signal generators with cicada and lena
stunt a satchel full of silicon the hardwares in beta
i'm constructing these pylons from lithium ions
serving up the current that we live and we die on

tokyo boot girls cute in kabukicho
im on the 44th floor bumpin music yo
a couple broads for a couples massage
that i ordered using bitcoin and still followed the laws
i'm living cyberpunk as fuck and huffing the snow crash
run these streets so much i keep on suffering road rash
dim the brightness domino is sleeping next to me
generating strings with high kolmogorov complexity


ytcracker - samurai

the internet is dead and we killed it

i'm fascinated
electrons in this package have aligned themselves to fool me on a daily basis
tensors and transformers in these metal cases
auto posting content in our favorite spaces
the ai agentic
nonrepudiation ain't a question bout who sent it
gotta pass the turing test see who's the best who will invent it
buried deep under a mountain made of silicon and granite

ytcracker - the internet is dead

lyrics: https://genius.com/Ytcracker-except-crime-lyrics

ytcracker feat. dnz - except crime

pull the hammer back and i'm letting these bullets blast bytes from the breadboard
sanded off a trace so i'm soldering a copper wire baked with a lead core
straightening bent pins with a needle nose weapon got precision on the measurement
coordinated with my hand eye watching me supply all the hoes that i'm pleasuring
sine waves scrolling on the screen clock a phase lock loop
got that range block scooped with an EQ plates you can see through layers of the circuit
mounted on the surface - sit chips with a purpose picked and placed in a matrix
shiny black squares they're bathed in epoxy make the silicon look faceless

polarized lens on the camera diffusing my teardown
every time i bear down pins on these debugger pads i hit their ass with a (stair) down
j-link authentic cause a nerd made of money and my daddy jeffy b keep the lab stocked
all my soldiers in the shipyard ripping on them chips hard secure with the padlock
and i'm /flipping/ - switches - a microcontroller mage making fire bolts
and i /whisper/ - glitches - to the pins on a quad flat package that is eating five volts 
setting sail on the power rail bus pirate in the playground
and you know if that throw is an active low then that whodi gonna stay down

hackers consider me the plug all because yt he got what the hood need
all the embedded knowledge got it bundled in a book that was written by the goodspeed
they'll tell you to remember where you came from if you're ever caught up in the rat race
openocd and the gdb got me stepping through the backtrace
i drift - my bronze-colored wick - all across the chips and across the wiring 
flux bubble up and it dissipates once i apply that soldering iron
listening to the sizzle it's a symphony of circuitry sound mang
and my multimeter makes music when i meddle with the probes on the ground plane

read and beware of the checksum checking on an even or an odd bit
bitmagic if you bought it analyze the logic
break app protector inject a sector on flash when my rig drop
get that pitch connector to siphon nectar off the ribbon with the sigrok
3d printed an enclosure puffing on the doja filing down the plastic
i'm prototyping these hoes are biting my sauce iconoclastic, classic
clearing off my desk and i'm sitting here thinking on the people that i bled for
put the cover back i'm not letting any pussy push pins in my breadboard

ytcracker - breadboard

terminal
green on black the cursor flash
cd slash
enter for a chance to win
im breaking in first push a SYN
flood 
im paul rudd - im nude tayne
im saul good(man) - im loose change
im boss boy - im bruce springs(tein)

terminal
this octothorpe on that sudo
stay thirsty for my voodoo
‘piled ADM and that w00w00
my screen shelled machine swell
chain hashes ASIC
i 10 print shit BASIC
with these 8 sticks of raised fit

random access memory (memory)
be scared of me (of me)
prepare to be wooed by the dudes sincerity
this parity in my RAID
keep data flowing unscathed
them stylesheets all in my page
keep me so lit on the stage
that wrist roll in eclipse though
smooth as i move bits breaux
you xamarin you sharp boy
see sharpness and thats art boy
fetching bytes - a black lab
your soundtrack in that hack lab
lock and load that top node
then stop and drop that opcode

terminal
i pen test invested
in zero day by my folks
break em open like yolks
scramble rot13
release that work in a zine
make install and make clean
cursor flash on black and glow green

terminal
spamming cooked thats burnt meat 
sniffing hooks with burp suite
middle man and ill get em man
when they using after free
alzheimers on me
yea they losing memory
when im all up into their heap

terminal

ytcracker - terminal

beat produced by dizzee

acapella (129 bpm) : http://ytcracker.com/music/acapellas/ytcracker%20-%20paint%20%28acapella%20129bpm%29.wav

lyrics:

this palette that i paint with
code fragments sitting all up in the system matrix
make shit happen for the backend keep it dangerous
hacker rooteronomy coming in through the basement
chase it all up to the tippy top
ivory tower shutter island where the QLC shining like diamonds
and i feel like dying sometimes when im flying on the
focus
help my code stay the dopest and hope its
gonna keep on staying clear
well into the following years inflict fear
on all of the antis
trying to keep a man down and his franchise
gotta keep both eyes open cause you never know when a broken
link or a token gonna set your whole world on fire
in the ocean of this cy-space
run it up and lose it all just like im myspace

paint debuggers with the breakpoints
that make the money make it rain on all the strippers at the shake joints
still a hacker with an attitude
getting paper as a badder dude
chilling at tropical latitude
the gratitude of an internet beaming
cause their boy stayed out here dreaming
trying to shake all of his demons 
but failing
give your boy props cuz hes still mailing
lulzboat keep on sailing
keep my eyes on them russians like sarah palin -
mirai botnet on that internet of shit
got that firmware squared layer 3 assailant
packets that i paint with
built all up on them busybox proxy payments
docker containers on these ip ranges
scored that baby blue checkmark verified famous

free pein - who you paint with?
this game swallow brains to the jails from the spaceship
affidavits from the agents
hundred pages
knocking youngins off the internet in stages
CIs who shall remain nameless
imprison bright minds for crimes with sealed statements
protests on the pavement dont rein it in
another soldier on the streets meet the taze again
rigged game with the pay to win
where the elites fight elite hackers aiding the spin
i gotta pray to the man to keep me outta the bin
so i dont catch a case just for saying the trends
but in the meantime im seeing all of my friends
thems copping to pleas they got em bending the knee
threaten em with treason in the first degree
say youll give em twenty years in the penitentiary

paint the block with the EM spectrum 
isolate the embassy and disconnect the head from
wikileaks and then some
leading to the cred dump
try to smoke it out with a five eyes thread bump
say an "actor of the state" go and do a deface
and another government start losing its face
then officials on the news say "were losing the race"
meanwhile our talent disproving the case
DGs forward this thing with an orderless team
cause we live that borderless dream one family
united by the internet stan lee
x-men married to the game and the best men
flexing dressed in hoodies at our desks and
pressing text in a terminal session
penetration testing messing with muggles
keep em guessing (guessing)

ytcracker - paint

the @dicepticon darkmode green hat mix

a masturbatory inside joke journey through bug bounty programs and making money as a hacker on the internet

wrapped tight in a comfortable blanket
otherwise naked
running nmap scans against the targets im breaking
im making moves gonna pivot on this network im scouting
king of the mountain assetnote going from faucet to fountain
no doubting
stack of mobile modems dynamic leases
bit unorthodox im cheesing all these CISOs to pieces
internet jesus - im walking on that water boy
on this river made of tears get them dollars boy

bitch im a green hat
hacking for cash please believe that
ask shubham “baby, where the weed at?
ima need that - pass me a blunt and a brownie”
lets get these bounties -
flying naffy air into maui
remote execution easy five figures biatch
post it on them blogs when it come out of triage
full disclosure rocking SOCs and the SIEMs
we some frans rosen chosen bros and hacking machines

see that? (see that?)
i keep my cap a richer shade of black 
so i can
be that (be that)
internet mercenary murking all these morons in fact
so watch me
sneak past (sneak past)
all the defenses you set up for a piece of this cash
cause im a
green hat
green hat
green hat

bugcrowd, hackerone, and zdi function
but you shouldnt be afraid to take your sploit to the onion
when that proof of concept zeroday is more than theyll pay
just be an opportunist bastard bud what more can i say
i know de wae
market forces turn malware into porsches
and the white hats attend courses just to reverse my sources
im chasing currency - can i get a hallelujah?
professor ytcracker is just trying to school ya

do it for more than just achievements and ribbons
making a livings why God gave us all the gift of the gibsons
this game eternal - so shove another rootkit in the kernel
and wind up on the front page of the wall street journal
be an artist harvest accolades and showcase your smartness
and dont let em do you like they did the homie malware marcus
from the darkness i ascend on them leaderboards then
green hatting on that top ten

ytcracker - green hat (dicepticon darkmode mix)

rapped this over a slightly rearranged @8bitwizardmusic piece, found here: https://soundcloud.com/8bitwizardmusic/old-town-road-8-bit-version

i dunno song took me like three hours to write and record (and it shows)
should be good for a laugh
lyrics follow

yeaaa im gonna load my bots with accounts i stole
i gotta spam so these cams get sold
im gonna take linked text gonna make it bold
i gotta spam til the list run cold

i got a server that i hacked
serving pages full of crap
disabled Do Not Track
hyperlinks up in the chat
coding like its morse, ha
viewing all my source
vpn from cali
got me closing up my ports, now

everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping
everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping

yes i am a hacker
watch my hat get blacker
malware in the sandbox
cant detect my packer
helping out the newbies
mailer made in ruby
addressing like bleu cheese
tinder do not sue me please

everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping
everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping

hands down spam crown guess you better block hard
treat it like its minecraft whipping in a box car
spammer living lavish gotta thing for bending big laws
riding on the fringes and i puzzle them like jigsaws
MMS from the c2 slack
where i can send my commands and my preview stack 
think i can bang this FLAC til the list turn cold
i'm gonna spam 'til these camgirls old

Desktop

ytcracker - list run cold (8bit old town road flip)

beat by freshley crusher

its officially on the DEF-CON 21 compilation cd from gravitas recordings
1ytcdgNzF3ygR8faAcFhu3SjoexhmwdAJ you know what to do

you know rappers like to rock chains
i rock blockchains knock em out the box off mount gox mang
keyring full of wallet data
i gotta pray that my asic incinerators
blow the mine like a creeper one time
and my circuits divine a fine way to keep the power bill in check
my equipment is starting to sweat (from the heat)
cryptoanarchy becoming a threat (so elite)

you know rappers like to rock pools
i got pools you cant swim in but im collecting the spice like a fremen
so you fools get stepping and get to choosing your weapon
because the deafening roar of indefinite war is epic
i found a new way to debit the people
i generate an address then i generate its sequel
i get medieval when im taking payments
cuz i dont want the nsa all stuck up in my anus

im a bitcoin baron im scaring the status quo
got that crypto dough in that dat file to blow
and the algorithm gon get em until prism
send us all to prison - and thats a nerdy living

you know rappers like to sell drugs
but you do it on the streets and you deader than google buzz or google plus
theres a road made of silk if you must
get your hustle out a chemical rush avoiding a brush with the law
cant stop em all cuz they got it anonymous
the ones that play it stupid they get thrown in a bottomless pit
dont even know how to cut up them layers
of the onion so let the players play pumpkin

hash function pumpin and dumping
manipulate the market flood it from the dark net
flood it from the deep web keep it a secret
every exchange got them nerdy brains trading on the frequent
wonder where the league went - they left the cement
looking for the promise land online beam it
up scotty this the future decentralized swag
keep the work in your laptop bag

im a bitcoin baron im scaring the status quo
got that crypto dough in that dat file to blow
and the algorithm gon get em until prism
send us all to prison - and thats a nerdy living

you know rappers cant pay bills
face the tax implications of evasion when they stack mils
got a homie phil deuce one taught me the solution
dumping all his knowledge from the booth son
anyone can learn it if you put in the work and research
on how to launder just a fraction of your worth in the dirt
like gza said keep your bonds on diverse
cuz there aint no telling when that bubble going to burst

you know rappers say they bout the future
but you aint marty mcfly until you bought kombucha
from a supermarket with them bitcoins do ya 
get your charlie sheen greens off computer screens from the phillipines
kratom leaves knockoff louis vs try to freeze my assets
long gone is the cash in the mattress (mattress)
now its all tied up in hashes
wrapped up in encrypted batches (batches)

puter troubles

Elijah Molnar