Special thanks to:
@atlantisphere
@bastrdthejavelin
@sprkstr
Beats from:
@lethalneedle
@voker101, @rifti-beats, shhhbeats
Soon we will eat well gentlequeeves. Need to get together for mixing, mastering and rerecording things. Enjoy.

Operation Otaku Mixtape Volume 1 [ オタク作戦 1巻 ]

Beat made by @curseofthedemonblade
Lyrics, mixing and mastering by me and the @bastrdthejavelin

Vexed (ft. BastrdtheJavelin)

Lyrics by me.
Mastering by @bastrdthejavelin
Copyright MTK DD LLC

Papi Chulo

@rifti-beats ty sir.
Shouts out to my Vietnamese people at Eric's Grocery! 
2 Raw Papers pklzklz, cigs and a redbull. simple.
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alright fuck writing to this shit.

[typing]

wake me up inside
cant wake up inside

young demon style call me peso pluma
im the dumbest fkn dirty south akuma
dump truck style
i dont give a shit be versatile
call me mr gundam
im coming from underthem

quit playing games w my heart!

yeah im going hard in my backyard
gotta go to erics to get another raw paper
imma see you bitches now or fkn later
be a hater

cloud strife
limit break
i cant take
mfkn bitches wanna take take take take

choto matte
ill split you like an aguacate
im hottest trotter in the minimarket

yeah i spark it
in the conbini
thats minimarket
in japanese
whatchu think?
got the bitch on her knees
now shes fkn asking for my cucumber like baby please

beep beep
heatseek
look at
@dualipa

load another clip
never slip
pink slip another bitch
cuz i never quit

never quit got that thing on my mfkn hip
you wanna fkn be emo? fkn pierce your lip

with another bullet load another clip and i know how to empty K with it

IM LIKE A BIRRRDD I ONLY FLY AWAYYY
I DONT KNOW WHERE MY HOME IS
I DONT KNOW WHERE MY SOUL IS
BUT I GOT THIS MONEY BITCH

imma jump down your throat
imma let u kids know
AB OTG on the go
honto ni
imma G
living on 32nd st so u can beat ur feet

sex symbol pop u like a pimple
bag it up
tag it up
pants sag it up
i dont give a damn brah

hit you in the balls
like johnny cage
coming off the page
like a RAGE

EFFECT
FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME
IMMA HIT YOU IN THE PEE PEE PEEE
mangekyo sharingannnOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAABBBBB
hitchu in the PP
now u bitches will see
hit the dance floor be a whore
i dont give a shit anymore
let me emplore
AB thats me
you bitches will see
a fucking G
cuz u playing with me you fkn wannabees
let me get my release, let me get my fkn peace - please

LOX pressure rise looking at her fucking eyes
fkn fingers up her thighs and shes cute

ichi ni
one two
hit you bitches from the booth
imma bout to shoot
gotta fkn poop

i dont give a shit
yeah im fkn cute
thundergod clap
thats a pikachu

i dont need god to bless me
cuz u bitches keep stressing me

U CANT PLAY NO GAMES WITH AB
imma freak imma freak imma freak

BUT IT DOESNT TAKE THAT MUCH TO SET ME FREEEEEeee
imma freak imma freak imma freak

OTG [uncleared - waiting on rifti]

warning @sprkstr online.

mami shaking
mami taking my check
my mami's checking me out
but they're probably checking out my check 
better hit the fuckin deck

inspect ronald mcdonald
got them bitches seeing arches
but i dont eat starches
i eat meat, protein, creatine and whey
ok, slay - MTK

keith mills is fucking hotter than a motherfucking trotter
from the midwest, give him a fucking dollar!
beat making
sound waves shaking
triple espresso at the starbucks got me rocket jump - im quaking

DUDE IM SUPER ZOOTED!
DUDE IM SUPER ZOOTED!
IM FRICKIN JUICED MAN!

HEE HEE
I don't give a damn you'll see
Imma make u bitches shit and pee pee
this is my legacy
im getting high with TAK FPV

source of calamity if them doors is locked
enjoying apex corners in a 350z
but that aint me
gotta miata mx-5
gas efficient, yeah its hotter

its a convertible and it has a drop top
that way i can peacock my mop top
who are you?
got them styles for a while
and you know that i can be quite versatile

dont need a gundam or coming from under them
i just need to wear my underwear, i dont care!
stop your stares
you must be reading impaired
or unaware

JUICED

Easy Jeffrey the Bad Dad => EZ JTBD
beat: @jude-silentbeatz-kingsley
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slide, ride, glide
i dont give a damn about whats inside
its a ryzen
intel chips i be despising

ive got red eyes and im driving
i have red eyes cuz im high man
ive got red eyes i aint even trying
[im getting away from linda - red red wineeee!]
im the cream of the crop
rising to the top
got the hair colored of a mop
make the pussy drop, stop and roll
im about to pack another bowl
packing it up i dont give a damn
got the putty terminal in my hand
got a keyboard its sleezy
[ive also acquired your private key]
and that was very easy

beep beep beep
kids, hop in the honda odyssey
ya see, ya dads bout to hit the motherfucking motherload
got a whole boatload
got the kids in tow
cuz i went from soccer practice
final fantasy pack tactics

imma dad slinging motherfucking dope
i hope the feds dont catch me im coping
[im just gonna eat it all]
boosted honda odyssey, you know its me
im about to go stephanie lee
[nom nom nom]
you can call me jeffrey the bad dad
pack in a fannie pack
and i dont give a fuck about that

hitcha with the motherfucking bap bap
[you're abusive!]
no cap
[i'm gonna run away]
no cap
better land that plane on that track
before i make you take a fucking dirt nap

you can slide you can ride you can promenade
just give me shade and a little bit of lemonade

aol came from dialtone hell
whats that smell?
i'm about to ring another bell

ive been left unread
so its unsaid
that its off with her head

you can check in
you can check out
you can stop all that pussy shit staring me down

hani salaam and im coming dead handed
i know im a boss because im demanding
i am demanding ordering out
cuz i know what im fucking talking about

guess what?
everybody knows me as a gentleman 
but dont get out of hand

i have been known to get ignorant
quite significant
as a matter of fact matt labeled me a sycophant

slide, ride, glide
i dont give a damn about whats inside
its A-RISING!

EZ JTBD

https://soundcloud.com/voker101/dexters-trap-free-rap-beat
@voker101

Lab Grade Gunship

225 dumshit ripper freestyle go eat these butts.

pull the devil off my back
imma eat you like a snack
imma put you in my back pack
COME HERE
ziplock fucking drop the mothefucking top on my mimi
you cant fucking see me
PEEKABOO
put my middle finger up
imma fucking catch me another fucking dumbass spoiled fucking dirty slut
COME HERE BITCH
imma shoot everyday of the week because i know what i seek its the truth
ill set you free
break the fucking chains
i look like i havent slept in 87 days
HEAVE HO!
and i feel like im 847 years old
MY BONES HURT BITCH
i cant do this shit when im fucking dead
but i dont give a fuck
IM FUCKING LYING I ACTUALLY DO U FKN ASSHOLES
came from another dimension like quack quack
FLEET ADMIRAL SHIT
moving around like a duck
call me yuki nagasaki
imma motherfucking beat you like a puck playing hockey and wayne gretzky
I BROKE MY TAMAGACHI
bitch, you cant touch meeeeee
stephanieeeee is a motherfucking
DIRTY ASS SLUT
its a fucking lame first name but
I DONT GIVE A DAMN
fucked a girl named stephanie brand
i dont give a shit, i really fucking cant
IWANTRANCH!@
pulling up whippin peterson (peterbuilt - lol)
but
TELL REEBZ IM BITTER TOO
i aint talking about jordan im talking about trucks
talking about motherfucking hoes im talking about bucks
slay put the bitch on my bed
lay
IM COMINNNNNGGGGG
MTK

DROP TOP MIMI [FREESTYLE]

https://soundcloud.com/da-gameboy-175068599/buena-vista-social-club-chan-chan-trap-remix?si=edcda0c40a254fe1910dee162263ddde&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing on the beat
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hear ye hear ye
the fleet admiral will be simulcast in spanish
at no expense to you - enjoy
con el jeffrey!
tap tap tap
[clears throat]
perdoname damas y caballeros tengo un anuncio
hechate paqui paca y no jodas mas
papi guapo esta aqui
you bitches better quit fucking with me
cuando tu no estas pa mi
wepa!
mete mano para un poquito de chavos
its the money baby
soy el chavo de la nueve
hes so funny until he gets really fuckin mad
vine de las nubes
im colder than the month of Octubres

imma make the whole world listen
OW
check it out
MEOW
you might miss it

mete mano papito
claro que si!
MTK es mi equipo

team team team team
mira hoy papizongo soy yo
soy como hongo en un hoyo
aliens among us
wom wom wom
feeling really nautious because i ate a bunch of fungus
OH NO
what?
ive got the torrential shits gotta go
necesito leche
HE NEEDS SOME MILK!
soy el S
soy el heroe
ok?
tu lo tienes
imma shoot the next motherfucker that toots the boot imma gonna be uncouth
imma cooter fucking shooter - look at that critter
love to fuck the pussy but i dont like pussy that smells
pinch my nose like - what the hellll!
im going in!
no jodes con el papi
DONT U FUCKING DARE
this knowledge is free
its gratis
TELL EM
YOU GOTTA PAY ATTENTION
used to fuck a bitch named Elise Piechocki
THAT PUSSY WAS FIRE HAHAHAH
Baw widabaw da bang da bang diggy diggy you know im Kid Rock very fkn Cocky
Juvenile, Pac and Biggie
hrm smoke me a little ciggy with a bit of coffee tastes like toffee

told the ghosts BOO!
GET OFF ME
Im living in 8023
Soy del futuro
powers that be cant fucking stop me cuz i fucking know hot to be the hottest papi
HAHA
you already know whose gotta come out.
whose that?
JEFFERSON!!!!!!
but dude hes been rappin dude
bip bap bop bap bap
HEY YALL ITS JEFF
voy a meter el mano
yeehaw just whipped down from kennisaw
got the pack yall its up in my jaw

youll never motherfucking yoke
dont touch my cocaina
cuz i motherfucking know im bespoke
puneta
got the fannie pack pack compressed i know im fucking blessed so im never fucking stressed call me jeff
ESSAY JEFE 
the bad dad 
ENTIENDO ENTIENDO
and im going after everybodies nads

everybodies parents must have fucking sucked
cuz i fucking dont even fucking understand you kids brah

estos nenes nunca tenieron supervision

huh? say it to my face

i dont understand you motherfucking dumb motherfuckers cant read a fucking article
ill collide you motherfucking bitches like particles
smelling like a buncha sharticles
anything you motherfucking bitches need to fucking listen
BEFORE I STARTLE SOME ANTIPARTICLES
im pissed but i have the fucking vision
im exquisite but i fucking need to visit
with a lady
a pussy real soon
cuz linda aint giving me nothing you motherfucking poons

cono jeff callate la fucking boca mane
jesus
we will get you the pussy soon dude
HE NEEDS SOME MILK

🌈⃤ 👽Mo fon go yo ft JDBD 🚐

them feelies tho.
nana korobi yaoki
fall down seven times
get up eight
`````
tell me what ur thinking
let me know what ur drinking ma
lets get a conversation going
get them juices flowing
yeah
got me heated
said im heated
heatwave
dont delete it
dont scroll past me
ur moving fast
you just have to ask me

scroll past ur picture now im thinking of you
thats a nice mamacita senorita
tap tap like like wiggle wiggle
i got a boner

you know what is on my mind
i think about you all the time

i find you very sexy
lets stop all this texting

🔥# 3 3 t W 4 V 3 🌊

Just some old dirty hip hop @lethalneedle
a rooting tooting tale about pooting.
i actually recorded this with poop in my system. for real.
beat by @lethalneedle
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kick the can down the road
before i go clearly maximum overload
toad style senju overflow
wave crash with a little undertow

now i got you drowning
rookies keep frowning
bad news bears yet fresher than downy 

perplexed, vexed, butcha gotta crown me.

alarming harming charming paper mario buttwhipe soft charmin
carmen applies carmex to charm men
im bitter, jaded and tarni shed
like a tardigrade i have it made
swimming in the soup, back stroking like hey
david spade with turn key palisade
all my warriors know we gotta rave
know we gotta raid
know we gotta spray
know we gotta get paid
everyday
mtk
thats my ninja way
jeff da hokage
kick that bitch while hes drownin
kick that bitch while hes drownin

JEFFERSON!!!!
let me get my dip in...
surprise huzzah guffaw
when i hit it from the back she always lets me hit it raw
ni hao
hola!
im the cats meow
drinking beer call that bitch tsingtao
zai chien
bye then
cuidate!
zai chien
bye then
im about to shitttt

im riding bye then
i dont even give a damn
im not even trying

kick that bitch while hes drownin
kick that bitch while hes drownin

wipe n flush
im taking off
i never scoff
i always write off a loss
on my quarterlies
TAX JUTSU
its hard to be the boss but i itemize the losses

skatebo'

retardicle
reptile article
i dont give a shit
past participle

proton particle

hang back
your gonna get ur neck snapped
ukranian and i gotta take a crap
imma russian on the attack
toilets my target
my ass is a tank
HONK HONK
get out of the way man i really gotta take a dump dood

kick that bitch while hes drownin
kick that bitch while hes drownin
kick that bitch while hes drownin
kick that bitch while hes drownin

🈵 M A X I M U M 🏅 Ω V 3 R 1 Ω A D 💩

old hip hop with new flavour.
beat by @lethalneedle
YOU WIN!
culture of attention
dont at me
dont mention me
see

RAZE HELL

AB $ource-eh-REE.
beat by @lethalneedle
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pull the caper
with a pair of capers
make the flavor
that the bitches savor

ab sorcery
thats me
your gonna see me
go tee hee hee

cast the spell
ring the bell
i dont even give a damn
you can go tell

imma have to smell you later
im also a very sexy alligator
all you
haters
imma see you later
zim the invader
CHICKEN!
imma slice you rebels like darth vader

ocean vapors
cocoa beach cannabis
kelly slater
getting so much paper you can call me wall draper  

dont be a hater
got trees by the acre
damn


so i hit em with a little
bing bam money gram
imma make the packs land
yes ma'am

whose this crackhead knocking at my door
acting all poor
begging me for more
asking me for money
to make store

imma make the block hot
so u can kick rocks
this is my version of hip hop
feeling tip top
mr magoo
and im high off of gorilla glue

only fans girls wanna put it in my life
i just want a wife
i just want to 69
NICE
i just want to ride my bike in the park smoke my pine

Whose the player NOOWWWWW??
IMMA SHOW U HOLYYYY COWWWWWW...
DEFINITION OF LOW BROWWWWWW....

lets go! - number next.

CHICKEN

Matashita またあした

#phonk #rap #wave #dark #fun #louisiana #indiana
@sprkstr on the beat
@bastrdthejavelin on verse2 and he mixed and mastered this shit.

Slidin Slow Version 1 ft. el bastardo mas largo

@atlantisphere made the beat. 
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Mix master written performed by my Benjamin Buttqueef.
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pull ripcord out my back
here i go pulling off a jack
from an airplane
got a mainframe
to bust out im trained

ouch! i just sprained my ankle coming off the couch

get me some ice
that would be nice

gotta hit the blunt twice
now my eyes look very asian
coming off like im persuasive
abbott women think youre invasive
but im not let me sit down and smoke my pot
thats all that i got
thats all that i got
ya stupid twat

and i know how to counteract
like a double oh secret agent
with kung fu kicks low 
im invading
im just saying [fix this]
ill do the aforementioned spraying

with all due respect
imma need you to send over the check
check it
if i see a pussy
im gonna wreck it  

on display for saying some sayings
crack a kneecap in half 
do you know what im saying?

and clean her butt in the bathtub 
i get it out the mud
my bad but brah
this glass cannon stops the fud
you got crud on your face
imma shoot up the place

EW

buddy im very fucking muddy
i beat that clerk until he was bloody
told him i need a rizz, paper
mars bars and now and laters
he tried to land a hard R
I told kumar to stop this car

give us a kiss love
my fist fits your face glove
but i still got the drugs back
here we go P a spleef and a snack.

[music might not be able to complete its entirety] - he's tripping out man.

NO ID

003.5 or Agent AB.
Shaken not Stirred.
The names Queef. Jefferson McQueef.
Dear Swifties, stop that shit.. I will finger bang mama. I feel like she is a 3 finger kinda gal. ^_-
beat by @lethalneedle
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pay one swamp to cast dark ritual
ping so often you call it habitual
im cynical and trivial 
when i hit its critical
ill make sense later
with delayed subliminals

i can compress the masses
light waves to view visuals
and ready to kick asses
i'll redshift you that's molasses
im trying to teach the world
doing internet classes

i can calculate particle collisions
so tense i sense energy density and suppositions
quantumly entangled going harder in some wranglers
giddy up - black lee dungarees
my people know me and say gee 
that's just AB
and im coming from underneath
pass me the wreath

imma smoke and get my release
but first we feast
imma need that leg at least
and a little cheek

imma smoke and get my release
but first we feast
imma need that leg at least
and a little cheek
but dont forget my pp baby

you take a whiff of me
and my genuine personality
will fingerbang @taylorswiftofficial [offer remains open]
furthermore, i am a halfwit 
my mixtape wont be on datpiff

cuz im dubstepping and @datsik
@cookiemonstatc thats crisp
aerate some coolwhip 
wrist swizzle with whisk
lipton tea aint for me 
twinnings - thats brisk

im going over innings
bottom of the tenth
no sweat, just grinning
told my people i have a plan
had to go away to make it work my man
cuz i make this shit look easy
shotgun loaded hail mary drew breezy
all while piloting an armored car with a hershey bar oh lord

so here we go
slip slide slow
heave ho bro imma muthafucking let you fucking know
i got the fucking microphone
i got a different kind of flow
i got to motherfucking know
got to motherfucking grow with the wizzle
know how to wiggle
stick it into swizzle
THATS SICK

im up for the task
no need for a mask
particles get collapsed
with a walther bout to blast
you can take that sass to the trashcan

lastly let me light up my afghan
while i stand on my afghan
take your shoes off
or im gonna give you blues brah
imma muthafucking blues brah

hit you with the bad news
oh shit
imma have to take a fucking shit
https://soundcloud.com/elitequeef/m-a-x-i-m-u-m-v-3-r-1-a-d?in=elitequeef/sets/oom-v1&si=15f91b7c71fe4b1e8475f458a40963f3&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
in my motherfucking colon
i dont give a fuck i got my roll on
see the motherfucking g shock on my wrist
i dont give a fuck bitch im starting to get pissed

your pussy better get misty or im about to get very whimsy

BITCH GETCHUR ROLL ON!

pass me the wreath
imma smoke and get my release
at least

pass me the wreath
imma smoke and get my release
at least

pass me the wreath
imma smoke and get my release

pass me the wreath

MISSION COMPLETE.

Agent AB

AC ain't in charge no more.
Home Alone, Family Matters and Full House bars.
rhizome - a continuously growing horizontal underground stem which puts out lateral shoots and adventitious roots at intervals.
beat by @lethalneedle
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[WHO IS IT?]
just like potato
i rhizome
to the left
now im gone
now im gone
early in the morn
gotta coffee and its half past dawn 
in the endzone in the winzone
system of a down syndrome
synthesize symbols when i smoke
hit the astroturf then i choke
[ITS ME SNAKES I GOT THE STUFF]
go outward bound
on a thundercloud
see the light
hear me now
when im coming with the drizzle
ill split you in the middle
and ill call you my mini cigarillo
another clever riddle
[LEAVE IT ON THE DOORSTEP AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE]
imma go tit for tat
blunt bat homerun whats that?
AB and im swinging for the fences
got demons on their defences
cuz they label me relentless
im hitting all the senses
im senseless
[ILL TELL YOU WHAT IM GONNA GIVE YOU SNAKES...]
you can call me yung danny tanner [RIP Bob Saget]
full house of bad manners
smoking urkle cuz family matters
doing magic to the maximum
vision with the glow
while i hunt dark danglers
carl winslow with a winston
overwatch jamaican me kingston
steel drum got a stun gun so dont be a bum
im pumping fuel at the exxon on the run 
[TOO BAD AC AINT IN CHARGE NO MORE]
DUM!
u can find me getting high g
in my own ride b
or a deep dive see
on da wiki P
hanging with my side piece
dont call her dime cuz shes a whole dollar
she makes my pp taller after a little holler
turn on my phone i got some missed calls from her
been in the stu
making a stew
ferment the water
its like brew
[BUT WHAT ABOUT MY MONEY
WHAT MONEY
AC SAID U HAD SOME DOUGH FOR ME
IS THAT A FACT? HOW MUCH DO I OWE YA?
AC SAID TEN PERCENT.]
just like potato
i rhizome
to the left
now im gone
now im gone
early in the morn
gotta coffe e and its half past dawn 
in the endzone in the winzone
system of a down syndrome
synthesize symbols when i smoke
hit the astroturf then i choke
[KEEP THE CHANGE U FILTHY ANIMALS.]

Filthy Animals

SCV GOOD TO GO, SIR!

- MTK -
"More than Kings"
@atlantisphere - psychedelic and dawless (usually)
@bastrdthejavelin - emo, depressed dad pants.
@sprkstr - half man half opposum
@easybeatswiss - dark jungling with a Andes/Alps kind of altitude.
@fluxfibers - he knicked me skunk and now i gotta get it back.
@joe-peanuts - Canadian Peanuts on an Embraer Small Airliner

Thanks y'all,
AB

Operation Otaku Mixtape Volume 1 [ オタク作戦 1巻 ]

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