the sailors say brandy
you're a fine girl

brandy you're a fine girl

MAGIC MATTRESS

pancho and lefty

I’M LIKE A BALD EAGLE SWOOPING DOWN TO SCOOP UP SNOOP DOGG
IN THE SS CHEVELLE ROLLING THROUGH THE FOG
I’M THE RED BARON SNOOPING TIL THE EPILOGUE
HERE TO SPIT MY TRUTH JUST TO TELL YOU ALL

I CLICK AND CLACK CRIMSON KING TYPE WRITER
DING! GOES THE BELL HEAVYWEIGHT PRIZEFIGHTER
TRICKY ON THE EIGHT TRACK FOUR ON THE FLOOR
JUMPING ON THE BED IN A MATTRESS STORE

ELJAY ON THE MIKE Y’ALL CAN CHECK THE CHART
I FOUND THE POWER RANGERS AND I TORE ‘EM APART
SLIMIER RHYMES THAN IVAN OOZE
THEM DUKE BOYS DON’T ROCK CROCS FOR SHOES

BLUE SUEDE ALL DAY STRIPED SOCKS TO MATCH
SUGAR AND THE SPICE WITH THE LATEST BATCH
SO STOMP ON THE BUTTON UNLEASH THE BEAST
BOOST UP THE BASS BROTHERS FROM THE SOUTHEAST

I PRACTICE WITH PENCIL THEN SWITCH TO PEN
THESE WORDS SET OFF MY ENDORPHINS
I SPIT FROM THE HEART AND BEGIN TO GRIN
WHEN SPIDERMAN WEAVES THE WEB AGAIN

SCULPTING RHYMES I’M STATUESQUE
I PUSH A PILOT G-2 DON’T NEED NO DESK
THRUST THE BOOSTERS TO COMPLETE THE QUEST
COCKADOODLE ROOSTER WITH THE BASS IN HIS CHEST

THEY SCREAM AND CHEER FOR CHANTICLEER
PECKIN WITH MY BEAK LIKE A FREAK IN YOUR EAR
FAMILIAR FLAVOR GOES DOWN REAL SMOOTH
IT’S MC ESCHER IN THE DJ BOOTH

SO HOP IN THE POOL AND BRING YA OWN BOOZE
I RUN THIS SHIP BABY I DONT CRUISE
CONTROL MY WHIP RIDE ALONG AND SNOOZE
THERE AINT NO BARS IN RILOE’S BLUES

TO MY BRO’S MY PROSE IS LIKE LIGHTNIN HOPKINS
GET OFF MY TOE WITH THAT CRYSTAL HOPKINS
SLOPPY ZZ TOP I’M TEXAS ROCKIN
SO FLY NATIONWIDE THE WHITEST CHOCOLATE

BARACK O’BIDENS WHAT I NAMED MY SHRIMP BOAT
DON’T ASK WHATS HIDING BEHIND MY TRENCHCOAT
THE ALTAMAHAWHAW FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL YALL
ROLLING ON THE RIVER RIGHT THROUGH THE SQUALL

CUZ I’M CRUNK YALL AND I’M DRUNK YALL
ELJAY WITH THE FUNK AND IT STUNK YALL
I SLAM DUNK YALL AND DEBUNK YALL
RICK MORANIS ON THE TRACK CAUSE I SHRUNK YALL

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA

KK.WAV

and your bird can sing

a hard day's night

what you're doing (1st take)

what you're doing

baby blue

how eljay got his blues back

way about you phone memo

roland the headless thompson gunner

this was the first batch of songs i ever went out and recorded in a studio in 2009. never had a physical copy of it because boy lemme tell ya the thing sold like hotcakes. my dear sweet mother in law found a copy of it and gave it to me last week. here's to cool cd's.

The Lost EP

The River

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