The Doctor referenced Hamilton in the last episode of Doctor Who (The Tsuranga Conundrum), so I created this song in the style of Hamilton to recap the episode. Enjoy.

Lyrics below:


How does a teeny, tiny, cute alien get on board 
a mid-flight hospital transport;
this Pting traveling the universe without its mom, 
go on to digest a massive bomb?

Meanwhile Ryan with his Grandfather is counselling an expectant father, 
getting him to push a lot harder while sirens around them grow a lot louder, 
they stay calm, making Graham a lot prouder.

And all the while the Doctor is running along hallways, 
she always figures out that there's more ways than one to get the job done, 
and though lives are in danger she seems to have fun. 
And if she can she's gonna save some.

The problem is the Pting is not the only thing troubling everyone 
as they try to get to Resus One. 
Their destination and hope of salvation may instead be the one to cause their detonation.

The issue that they're facing is racing against the clock against a bomb and an insatiable alien, as they try to avoid the asteroids, its far from humdrum. 
We're talking the Tsuranga Conundrum.

Anti matter energy 
It's after antimatter energy
It isn't trying to kill you and me
but it still will, it still will

General Eve Cicero's quite sick but she's quick with her lies as she flies and denies it to her brother but then adrenaline gets to her heart. She hands over control and then they must part.

Automatic sensors trigger up the ship's defences and the doctor sends rejections of their hostile detections while the men cut the cord inside the labour ward she keeps lying and denying that anything's on board.

There should've been nothing left to do the situations fraught.
There's no way out between the rock and a hard place in which they're caught
But the Doctor's Thinking; time's shrinking, 
What does this creature long for?
If they all just die then what did I write this song for?


It's begun: the doctor moves the bomb as it
activates
51 seconds left before it detonates

If it explodes it will destroy everything but when it went off it was in a Pting

When it went off it was in a Pting (Doctor)
When it went off it was in a Pting (Doctor)
When it went off it was in a Pting (Doctor)
When it went off it was in a Pting (Doctor)

Isn't she great?

Antimatter energy
Ee've gotta keep it away from you
We can never back down 
If we want to travel through time

Oh Antimatter energy
Is our only chance to get home
We've gotta use what we have inside
To keep this alien satisfied
Oh boy this is a scary ride, oh

They overcame the alien; you know what the best part is? 
They never even had a moment in the TARDIS

She's a Doctor of philosophy, of Lego and hope, it's 

We who ride with her

We who die for her

We who cry with her

We who love her

And it's damn fool who'd cross her

There's a million places yet to come

But just you wait

What's your name Ma'am?

I'm the Doctor

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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through Australia
The top half of pines were strewn with regalia.
Christmas lights blazing a beacon of light
Twinkled and gleamed in the warm summer night
 
Through fly screens and windows a hot wind was blowing
While carollers sang of the beauty of snowing.
The shorts were laid out, the barbie prepared
There was peace in the land, and no-one was scared.
 
While most of Australia lay flopped on their bed
24 nerds stared upwards instead
A clatter, a crash, a thump and a wallop
“Get out of it you beast! You glowy nosed trollop!”
 
The nerdfighters' heads in unison jerked
“We've done it!” One said, “It's finally worked!
The internet forums all said it was true!
If you write to Santa; he'll come visit you!”
 
The big man heard them, leant out from his sleigh
And looked around quickly, as though for valet
Santa called down “Are we in the right area?”
“We've flown around for ages looking for Nerdfighteria”
 
“Don't worry, you've found us!” We all stood and cheered
He pulled on the reins and patted his beard
As reindeer touched down, we all beamed with pride
When we saw that the sleigh was bigger on the inside.
 
Santa grinned broadly, we each caught his eye
“I'm not just a timelord, I'm a wizard and a jedi
How else do think I deliver these gifts?
In 24 hrs – you'd have to be swift!”
 
“Don't worry, with nerds I'm particularly friendly,
I always save all the best toys for young Henry”
With that he brought forth the most glorious gifts
A sonic and a TARDIS, direct from the rift
 
But that wasn't it, no that wasn't all
He handed us each a light saber and pokeball,
A wand and a firebolt, but wait it gets better,
For each of us got our own Hogwarts letter
 
"Oh isn't this marvelous, isn't this great?
Jk has gone and written book 8!"
A My Little Pony and lets not forget
A John Green autographed Hanklerfished box set
 
A camera, a tripod, a green screen cube
“But I don't even have (any) viewers on youtube!”
Santa just laughed and said “That's irrelevant
now that you have this puppy sized elephant!”
 
The trolls and the squids, their arguments violent
Were hushed in their beds, unusually silent
“This Christmas,” he said “let's end all their slander”
Then suddenly he turned and looked at Charmander
 
“You've asked for nothing, no presents this year,
now, what can I get you to make you feel cheer?”
Charmander sighed “It isn't that easy,
I don't want to sound too cliched or cheesy
 
“Across this wide country, we're spread like a slathering
Wouldn't it be grand to all have a gathering?”
Santa just winked and in almost no time
He'd booked flights and accommodation for everyone online!
 
“Transport and rooms for all of the Aussies,
It's all sorted out, so just bring your cossies”
All Aussie Nerdfighters attending What is Loaf?
Now THAT's a great present, strewth, bloody oath!
 
“I'd better be off,” Santa said with a grin
“I've a long way to go, even with the tail wind”
The Nerdfighter Christmas was well under way
As all of us waved and said “DFTBA”
 
The broomsticks were floating, the Tardis was humming
From all round the globe the subscribers were coming
Enchanted utensils were washing the dishes
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all Best Wishes!”

Emily Jenik

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