[Verse 1]
Alarm ringin', wake-and-bake strategy
Life chaotic, call it quantum gravity
Kick back, watch the circus roll by daily
Adultin' harder than calculus, shit crazy
Gas prices higher than Snoop on tour buses
Wallet cryin', but my spirit throw punches
Boss said "promotion," he lied typical
Work ethic critical, salary mythical
Dating app matches fake like Photoshop
Dates end awkwardly, table flip at IHOP
Crypto dudes preachin' gospel to masses
Real profits lower than grandma’s bifocals glasses

[Chorus]
Listen close, here's what's happenin'
Mind stressed, joints cracklin'
Bills heavy, world mad again
Pass me a shot, pain dampenin'

[Verse 2]
Phone blowin’ up with scam-likely numbers
Credit score diving deeper than submariners
Car battery dead, stranded at Chick-fil-A
Waitin' for AAA, fries cold, bad day
Chick in drive-thru smiling, tried shootin’ shots
Rejected faster than expired parking spots
Grocery prices rising cereal for dinner
Dreaming big, pockets thinner than runway winners
Netflix crackdowns, streaming on borrowed time
Call my life movie, rotten tomatoes assigned
Still smiling though, humor dark, caffeinated
Reality hits espresso shots, concentrated

[Chorus]
Yeah, now I'll tell you what's happenin'
Money tight, plans scramblin'
Life punchin', I'm jabbin'
Roll another, stress vanishin'

[Verse 3]
Bank calling daily, we ain't friendly
Ignoring like an ex, dodge calls professionally
Doctor bill stackin', got sick of bein' broke
Prescription to chill? Nah, gimme blunt smoke
Neighbors judgin', blinds twitch when I step
Watch closer than fed agents, obsessed
Landlord suspicious, crib smell like loud pack
Rent money vanished magic trick, Houdini back
Despite the setbacks, still witty, slick-talkin'
Laughin’ through storms, strut like I’m Crip walkin’
This life chaotic, dramatic but never tragic
My pen game colder than Ice Cube's classics
DMs poppin' like popcorn, but replies ghostly
Girl sayin’ “let’s chill,” intentions mostly
Scam vibes, pyramid schemes climb higher
My phone hotter than church choirs catchin’ fire
Livin’ room couch turned to therapist chair
Stress talk sessions, smoke fills the air
Bank account hollerin’, overdraft symphony
Dreams ballin' out, pockets scream poverty
Bills louder than aunties at family reunions
Still crack jokes, keep peace with confusion
Adult life rougher than whiskey hangovers
But I bounce back smooth, like classic Range Rovers
Door dashin' meals, tip bigger than my plate
Bank statements uglier than blind dates
Laundry piling higher, mountain Everest-style
Wardrobe vintage haven't shopped in a while
Credit score lookin' like a bad GPA
Still flex confidence swagger MBA
Bills tossin' punches, jabbin' my sanity
Weed clouds therapy, clearin' calamities
Life throw shade, I lean back sunnin'
Adult game tougher keeps me sharp, never runnin'
Drama loud, stereo cranked to eleven
I laugh through the chaos this exactly what's happenin'

3 a.m.

Eminem

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