Track 3 from the nearly infamous EP Extraordinary GrannySongs,
all written sung made and played by Emma Caiman -
emmacaiman.com

Myrtle Ploppy is a sweet Cautionary Tale:

Myrtle Ploppy grew a poppy
put it in a jar-o
Myrtle Ploppy's loved that poppy
Took it in the car-o

Drivey drivey down the road
Drivey all to town O
Myrtle Ploppy's little poppy 
wilted and went brown-o

Sad and seepy Myrtle weepy
Forgot what had been taught her
When you pick a little flower
you've got to give it water

Myrtle Ploppy

A counting song about Farts
From.. the nearly-finished EP Extraordinary Granny songs by
Emma Caiman
emmacaiman.com

o, I don't think I really need to write the words do I?
hehe
:-)

Fart Song

A cautionary tale about a mythical beast..

How splendid the smile
of the sheep crocodil
the cunning disguise of her grin,
With a bleat and a baah
she runs up to your car

And you open it 
welcome her in

Sheep Crocodile

Song Number 6 from my Extraordinary GrannySongs EP

It really was amazing luck
to chance upon the Long Neck Duck..

Written sung made and played by Emma

Rare Endangered Long-Neck Duck

Fraser’s little froggie sat upon a little twig,
as it waited for a careless passing fly.

But Fraser hadn’t put one in the little froggie house and if he
doesn’t little froggie will die.

Poor little froggie woggie, poor wee frog,
did he say that he would feed you
and the naughty boy forgot?

Froggie jumps high,
froggie jumps low and
Froggie works out which way to go.

Froggie jumps high, froggie jumps low...
oh oh... 
where did froggie go?

Now there’s no more little froggie in the little froggie pool,
what will Fraser make of that, when he comes back home from school?

But the lesson’s very clear, so brush the tears out from your eyes,
if you want to keep a froggie, you must catch your froggie flies!

Frasers Litte Froggie...

How brightly the Button Bird
flies through the trees,
With his sparkly darkly
buttons and bows

How sweetly he sings
and how bright his wee fangs
Sticking in to the skin
as they puncture your hand

Button Bird

Another piece of whimsy from my Kidsong Collection :-)
https://soundcloud.com/emma-caiman-kidstuff
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Curried Snail
I do not like the curried snail
you gave me for my lunch
The taste is fine, it's just the shell,
so sharp.. and such a Crunch!

Curried Snail

Where do the blowflies sleep at night?
Do they have cosy beds?
Do the mummies tuck their babies in
and kiss their fuzzy heads?
Do they sing them buzzy lullabies
and bid them to be still,
in a busy blowfly dreaming tree
on buzzy blowfly hill?

Busy blowfly, busy blowfly
you’ve been buzzing far too long,
It is time to tuck your wee wings up
and stop your buzzing song.
I can hear your mummy calling,
you may leave now  - yes you may,
or I’ll expedite departure
with a toxic can of spray!

Blowfly Song

Sweet Mary with the golden hair
has turned into a custard square
Her mother calls, but she can’t hear,
They cannot find her anywhere!

What grief! Such sorrow! Mary’s gone!
Her mother sings a grieving song
it wails and warbles on and on
and on and on and on and on…

They search up high, they search down low
they search with weary feet, 
Till someone makes a cup of tea
with something sweet to eat.

Stop! STOP! The custard square cries out,
but no-one hears it calling,
They drink their tea and sniff and sob
while custard crumbs keep falling

As Mary’s mummy bites the cake 
soft yellow crumbs fall on her plate,
The custard seeps a single tear, 
O Mary, do not cry my dear!

It’s not that mummy didn’t care,
She simply didn’t see you there!
Her mummy calls, but she can’t hear,
They cannot find her anywhere!

everything turns into custard

One morning my rabbit grew wings
he sits on my roof and he sings
it fills me with joy, to see my wee boy
you never know what each day brings!

one morning my rabbit grew wings

This is my cloudspace for kidsounds and musical frolics!!
I am filling it up with songs from my new EP for kids - Extraordinary GrannySongs

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