Contains clips from work done for Howcast Media ("How to Give a Great Sound Byte"; 2008), "The Leaderboard" ("Every NPC in Animal Crossing in 23 Minutes"; 2020), Channel Frederator ("107 We Bare Bears Facts You Should Know Part 3"; 2020) and Screen Rant ("10 Cartoons That Were Banned and Why", "Shang Chi - The Mandarin's Rings Powers Explained", "25 Times Pixar Movies Connected to Each Other" ;  2021).

Narrative Reel (2021)

Audiobook narration demo featuring a selection from Chapter 32 of Lyndsey Luther's "Greencloak." (available in full here: https://www.audible.com/pd/Greencloak-Audiobook/B08RJ7N6ZM)

Audiobook Narration Demo (2021)

Audio track I worked on with DPiddy (https://www.youtube.com/dpiddy) for the video of the same title.

Enjoy! :D


LYRICS:

[INTRO] 
Chimichanga! What up? 
Chimichanga! What up? 
(Hey, hey, hey) 
(Hey, hey, hey) 
(Hey, hey, hey) 

[VERSE 1] 
See I can heal, what I'm trying to say 
Is that I can't die, hello my name is Wade. 
Deathstroke but redesigned. 
Epic, awesome combined. 
Two minds inside one mind. 

[PRE-CHORUS] 
Two guns, a double dose. I will annihilate you. 
I got a video game, it's rated M for mature. 
Domino? Yeah, we've dated. 
(Hey, hey, hey) 
Wolverine? Not related. 
(Hey, hey, hey) 
Movie? Anticipated. 

[CHORUS] 
That's why they call me Deadpool. 
(You guys can't kill me) 
(You guys can't kill me) 
(You guys can't kill me) 
Cause I'm Deadpool. 
Crazy fightin' tactics. 
My guns ain't plastic. 
Gettin' sliced, get blasted. 
I love them dollar signs. 
(Killin' for money) 
(Killin' for money) 
(Killin' for money) 
But them mutant girls! 
The way you grab me. 
And then you stab me. 
Go ahead, get at me. 

[VERSE 2] 
Logan has those dream for 
When he thinks of Jean, oh! 
We should make a team cause 
We can't die! High-five and embrace! 
Guns in my storage. 
(Hey, hey, hey) 
You want an orange? 
(Hey, hey, hey) 
What rhymes with orange? 
(Nothing... oh...) 

[PRE-CHORUS] 
Two guns, a double dose. I will annihilate you 
I got a video game, it's rated M for mature 
Rob Liefeld drew me. 
(Hey, hey, hey) 
Fave scribe? Joe Kelly. 
(Hey, hey, hey) 
Now it's Brian & Gerry. 
(Hey, hey, hey) 

[CHORUS] 
Powers combined to make me Deadpool 
(You guys can't kill me) 
(You guys can't kill me) 
(You guys can't kill me) 
Cause I'm Deadpool. 
Crazy fightin' tactics. 
My guns ain't plastic. 
Gettin' sliced, get blasted. 
I love them dollar signs. 
(Killin' for money) 
(Killin' for money) 
(Killin' for money) 
But them mutant girls! 
The way you grab me. 
And then you stab me. 
Go ahead, get at me. 

[RAP] 
One thing I ask of you, 
Let me be the one that you give your cash to. 
Was an X-Men once, then got the boot. 
Then I joined X-Force and fought with these two. 
Killed a bunch of people as we passed through. 
Swords and claws are just enough to tear your ass in two. 
I do things with no thought or rationale. 
It's 'cause I can't die! Neither can my pal. 
100 years later, ain't still not dead. 
Can't even die if you chop off my head. 
Nothin' like that Slade guy, he's too serious. 
Deadpool's the best merc, girl's can't resist. 
So I, just watch and wait, 
While I eat tacos and gain some weight. 
Not many X-Men can refuse this pimpin' 
I'm a nice guy sometimes but I might punch your face in. 

[BRIDGE] 
Shake it girls! Get down! Get up! 
Watch the girls all flirt! Bob is gonna squirt! 
Now Bob's getting hurt. 
(yeah) 

[PRE-CHORUS] 
Dancin' a funky beat, Phoenix, Psylocke and Emma. 
Domino, X-23, Rogue, Mytique, Selena. 
No more pretending. 
(Hey, hey, hey) 
Copies still printing. 
(Hey, hey, hey) 
Comic sales? WINNING! 
(Hey, hey, hey) 

[CHORUS] 
Remember the name because it's Deadpool 
(You guys can't kill me) 
(You guys can't kill me) 
(You guys can't kill me) 
Cause I'm Deadpool. 
Crazy fightin' tactics. 
My guns ain't plastic. 
Gettin' sliced, get blasted. 
I break that fourth wall! 
(Killin' for money) 
(Killin' for money) 
(Killin' for money) 
But them mutant girls! 
The way you grab me. 
And then you stab me. 
Go ahead, get at me. 

[OUTRO] 
Chimichanga! What up? 
Chimichanga! What up?

Credits:
Lyrics by DPiddy, 
Music by ADream (www.youtube.com/ADreamOfficial)

Deadpool Vs Blurred Lines

Another collab I worked on for DPiddy (http://www.youtube.com/dpiddy) for his "Skeletor Conquers Comikaze 2013" and "Pretty Princess Skeletor Conquers Los Angeles Comic Con 2017" videos.

Yes, it's exactly what you think it is.

And yes, I did sing in this voice the whole time. :3

MYEEEEAAAAHHH!

What's Going On? (Skeletor Remix)

From the DPiddy/VampyBitMe collab "Amiibo Rap" (http://youtu.be/3eOnr5H6PFw); vocals by Mario Bueno, lyrics by DPiddy.

Enjoy!

Amiibo Rap

Contains clips from "The Leaderboard" ("What Your Mortal Kombat 11 Main Says About You!"; web video, 2019), "Primordia" (video game, 2012), and assorted clips recorded at Edge Studios(2010).

Character Reel (2019)

Different commercial-style reads; also contains character voices for additional range not featured in Character Reel!

Commercial Demo (2010)

Full version of an original demo track by Kyle Barry which I had the privilege to do the vocals for!

The song is a Japanese language pop song in the style of groups like CHEMISTRY, so the style should reflect it very well. I had a blast working on this piece and I hope everyone enjoys listening to it!

バラッド

👨‍💻Digital Era Entertainment Founder🎙️GalaxyCon Live moderator🎞️Screen Rant VO🎤fmr. Kaiju Big Battel Lead Announcer & 🎮The Leaderboard Host🔗Links+more below!

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